Darth Turbogeek
Jan 8th, 2002, 06:08:50 AM
The 23rd Spam
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He leadeth me beside the still waters,
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If I act now.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me,
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
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Thou preparest a table before me
In the presence of mine enemies,
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My cup runneth over.
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Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
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In the House of the Lord,
Which I shall refinanceth,
To take advantage,
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The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
He leadeth me beside the still waters,
He restoreth my credit and consolidateth my debts,
For as little as $1,750,
If I act now.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me,
Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me.
And can now be 50 Percent Larger in Three Weeks.
Guaranteed.
Thou preparest a table before me
In the presence of mine enemies,
Thou annointest my head with oil,
My cup runneth over.
But as an added bonus,
I will receive $1,000.00 cash,
If I complete thy online registration form today.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me,
All the days of my life,
And I will dwell forever,
In the House of the Lord,
Which I shall refinanceth,
To take advantage,
Of the lowest mortgage rates in years.
http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/poetryintro.shtml