Star Warsie things to say if your parents come to your house

[Blake Hawke]

10. "Exciting is hardly the word I would use."

9. "Unexpected this is, and unfortunate."

8. Gesture around the room and say to your roommates, "If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get outta here pretty quick."

7. Say to them, as they come in the door, " You've gotta lotta guts coming here after what you pulled."

6. "Hi son, we just stopped by to see if you would join us for lunch." Reply with "I'll never join you! (distort your face) Then throw yourself down the nearest shaft.

5. Ask them for money, then if they ask why they must pay __________ (fill in the amount)... Have a friend yell "Because he's holding a thermal detinator!" (everyone dive for cover)

4. If they ask why the place is in sucha mess reply with, "Your eyes can deceive you - don't trust them ... I've let go my conscious self and acted on instinct."

3. "I've got a bad feeling about this."

2. "Lock the doors, and hope they don't have blasters!"

1. If they ask how you are doing in school say, "When I left you, I was but the learner, now I am the master."

[AmazonBabe]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> !!!

Those are great! Must write them down! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Blake Hawke]

I was going to post the Star Wars drinking game (which is great fun and gaurentees an interesting night) but it's really long.

[AmazonBabe]

Eh, go ahead and post it. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Blake Hawke]

Unfortunately I can't play this for a while....


STAR WARS DRINKING GAME

ANYONE 'N EVERYONE
Someone has a bad feeling about this It's their only hope
Somebody gets choked A woman other than Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts) Somebody's hand gets cut off
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast There is a tremor in the Force
It's not someone's fault One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
Twice if it's not Han
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force People kiss
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines Some ship crashes into something after being hit
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber) An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
Boba Fett talks An entire planet is described as having one climate
C-3P0
C-3PO loses a body part
Twice if he is completely dismembered
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice
Twice if he is giving the odds of survival

CHEWBACCA
If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
DARTH VADER
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
Twice if he tries to kill them
Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie
THE EMPEROR
The Emperor cackles evilly The Emperor has foreseen something
THE EMPIRE
Tarkin brags about the Death Star Any officer speaks with a British Accent
Any Imperial Ship is destroyed A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)
HAN SOLO
Han brags about the Millennium Falcon Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon
Twice if it is Leia

Something doesn't work on the Falcon
Twice if it's the hyperdrive
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
LEIA
Leia insults somebody Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
Twice if it covers her neck
Three times if she's almost totally nude

LUKE
It is Luke's destiny Luke whines
Luke discovers a long-lost relative Luke fights monsters or savages
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
Luke is upside-down Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
Twice if they speak to each other

Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed Luke refuses to take someone's advice
Luke yells "Artooooo!" Luke is confused / taken aback
OBI-WAN KENOBI
Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
R2-D2
R2-D2 gets thrashed R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
REBEL PILOTS
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..." Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it through all 3 movies- besides the main characters) makes an appearance
Twice if he speaks

STORMTROOPERS
Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming Stormtrooper armor proves useless
YODA
Yoda uses bad grammar Yoda talks like a fortune cookie

[Lady DeVille]

O_o that didn't make any sense to me, but then I'm not a big drinker....

[Keb Blake]

You assign roles and every time that character does something on the list you have a shot<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Great fun

[Satine Capashen]

I don't drink, yet I understood it...

[Sia Lan Darkheart]

I dont drink but I got it.... after about 10 mins of staring at it trying to figure it out.

[PilotAkito]

LOL, now that sounds like fun!