Anbira Hicchoru
Jan 21st, 2002, 01:59:51 PM
DADADA! DADADA!
NFC
And lookie here! The Packers get OBLITERATED by the Rams. Man and I didn't even need my psychic hat to figure that one out. Late in the year, if the Pack ain't playing on their home turf, they'd better pray they play teams like Cinncinnatti, else things like this happen. Hell, even if the game was at Lambeau, in the heart of a Green Bay Blizzard, it would be a close match. But stick it into a climate-controlled dome, and the Rams just can't be stopped. And next on the chopping block are the Eagles. As much as I love Philly's cinderella season, it ends here. Cause they gotta go into the jaws of that hell that is St. Louis, and they aren't coming out unscathed.
AFC
Somebody call 911...robbery in progress. Suspects last seen leaving the area wearing New England Patriots jerseys. That basically sums up the Pats vs Raiders, well, minus the bleak blizzard going on around them, which only provided a dramatic backdrop for New England to screw over the west coast team. (Sigh) At least it was the only close game of the day.
Steelers and Ravens, for the 3rd time this year. You know, I hate the Baltimore Ravens. I hate them like I hate Justin Timberlake. They're a hijacked Cleveland franchise, and I'm a natural Steelers fan. That means I hate them twice. So the adrenaline pumps extra hard when we play them 3 times in a season, and once in the playoffs. Just like the last time, it was a no-contest. The Ravens may claim to have a hard-hitting defense, but the Steelers still hold the patent on what a defense is. Oh, and by the way, we got a pair of bowling balls in the backfield called the Bus, and when he's not around, that Polynesian guy whom I cannot pronounce his name. I just call him Hula Man. The best football strategy is that the best offense is a good defense. And when your defense is the best anyways, it never hurts for a little offense, just to make sure you beat the dog pee out of the Baltimore Ravens!
Patriots, here we come!!!
NFC
And lookie here! The Packers get OBLITERATED by the Rams. Man and I didn't even need my psychic hat to figure that one out. Late in the year, if the Pack ain't playing on their home turf, they'd better pray they play teams like Cinncinnatti, else things like this happen. Hell, even if the game was at Lambeau, in the heart of a Green Bay Blizzard, it would be a close match. But stick it into a climate-controlled dome, and the Rams just can't be stopped. And next on the chopping block are the Eagles. As much as I love Philly's cinderella season, it ends here. Cause they gotta go into the jaws of that hell that is St. Louis, and they aren't coming out unscathed.
AFC
Somebody call 911...robbery in progress. Suspects last seen leaving the area wearing New England Patriots jerseys. That basically sums up the Pats vs Raiders, well, minus the bleak blizzard going on around them, which only provided a dramatic backdrop for New England to screw over the west coast team. (Sigh) At least it was the only close game of the day.
Steelers and Ravens, for the 3rd time this year. You know, I hate the Baltimore Ravens. I hate them like I hate Justin Timberlake. They're a hijacked Cleveland franchise, and I'm a natural Steelers fan. That means I hate them twice. So the adrenaline pumps extra hard when we play them 3 times in a season, and once in the playoffs. Just like the last time, it was a no-contest. The Ravens may claim to have a hard-hitting defense, but the Steelers still hold the patent on what a defense is. Oh, and by the way, we got a pair of bowling balls in the backfield called the Bus, and when he's not around, that Polynesian guy whom I cannot pronounce his name. I just call him Hula Man. The best football strategy is that the best offense is a good defense. And when your defense is the best anyways, it never hurts for a little offense, just to make sure you beat the dog pee out of the Baltimore Ravens!
Patriots, here we come!!!