Where are Jedi Male Strippers?

[Elieen Cross]

Well, where are they? Has the Jedi forgotten one of the better running jokes?

I am dissappointed.

[Morgan Evanar]

"Err... no. Nope. Not gonna get myself into trouble."

[Xazor]

Ya know.......I think that the GJO should invest in that. Might bring in some money for some missions, ya know? ;)

[Anbira Hicchoru]

Well, if thats what you really want....I suppose I could do that...<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/evil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Arriana Rezner]

Bad mental image <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/lickout.gif ALT=":lick">

[Xazor]

Very very very bad mental image! *ewwwww* hehehe........jk ;)

[Elieen Cross]

Doesn't anyone remember? DT, Yog and Boricua they were


I'm dissappointed!


Xazor, why does your tuitle say HIS when your quite clearly.... not?

[Xazor]

I supposedly listen to my Master's heart with a stethoscope. Not he listens to mine! LOL. Morgan Evaner gave it to me......thanks Morg, thanks a lot! ;)

[Morgan Evanar]

I didn't kno =[ Would you like something else? (preferably silly)

[Darth Turbogeek]

The Jedi Male Strippers!!!

Good grief. I'll have to bring them back

[Xazor]

No Morg. I think it's cute, actually. I have grown to like it a lot! It adds character to me! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Shade Magus]

i wanna be a stripper!!! come i got the hair thing going on!

[Xazor]

I'd enjoy that too much, Shade.....;)

[Shade Magus]

see look i am already making business

Xazor....<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/lovestory.gif ALT=":love2">

[Xazor]

I bet you'll bring in a lot of business! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Sia Lan Darkheart]

um dont we already have one of those? (Points at Verse and the thread in the LQ about him striping.) :>

[Xazor]

Almost forgot about my dear old Master. Yes.....he was the original. I just don't look at him that way though! ;) heheheeheh.........

[Shade Magus]

no verse is just a nutcase

[Xazor]

Yeah......I have to agree with you there. But he is a great teacher <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)"> Hehehe......as long as he doesn't try to teach me the finer points of stripping and running around in the hall ways of the living quarters naked. ;)

[Sia Lan Darkheart]

And dont forget the finer arts of trying... key word "trying" to be a flirt.

[Xazor]

LOL, yeah, trying is about it. ;)

[Darth Turbogeek]

Verse is the original Jedi Male Stripper?

I THINK NOT!

[Xazor]

Why? Are you?? ;)

[Sia Lan Darkheart]

Oh god I hope not. No old man striping. that goes double for you, Anbira.

[Xazor]

LOL, nasty nasty icky mental images.........*shivers* hehehehe

[Darth Turbogeek]

YES I AM THE ORIGINAL.

And believe me, I'm not old in the slightest :-P

[Xazor]

Sure could've fooled me.......... ;)

[AmazonBabe]

Oh, mean, Xazor! Mean! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Darth Turbogeek]

<img src=http://www.photosique.com/home/reeves1.jpg>


I dont look old now, do I?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Yes, just forget about me who was also made a Jedi Male Stripper. :|

[Xazor]

Hey DT, how did you get Shade's picture? Did he send it to you or something? Cuz they sure they heck isn't you! ;)

[Anbira Hicchoru]

There is only ONE Jedi stripper.

Ask Live Wire and Lady Vader ;)

LW saw the lizard suit, and LV...well...got the backstage pass <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Xazor]

Whoa! That is more than I wanted to know! Thank you for the nasty mental picture..........eeeek! hehehe
jk Anbira

[Shade Magus]

backstage....HOLY COW! please don't say that is the backstage i think you mean!

[Xazor]

AHHHHHHH! ;)

[Elieen Cross]

That is not DT's pic.

For starters, Turbogeek looks much cuter than that. And he knows how to use a lightsabre to please the ladys.....


Sees people looking at her strangely



What?

[verse dawnstrider]

::Runs through the thread naked.::

"I'm free! Free!!!!!"

BTW: My title used to be GJO #1 Flirt (JK Leia gave it to me) . I went away for a while, then I came back and Morg changed it. I like this one better though. As for Shade....listen here Worry Boy, your the crazy one. I have TONS of OOC stories I can nail you with. (I will not bring in your sex-life if you don't bring in mine. I can nail you with other stories)

[Shade Magus]

listen up...i take to claim t those stories...i was under the influence when they supposedly happened.

[Xazor]

LOL, Shade, you're a wild one, huh? ;) I've heard some of those stories from other VERY reliable sources.
They shall remain nameless......heheheheheh

[Nash Stolar]

Does his mom really count? <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/evil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Shade Magus]

ok verse is not a reliable source and that was not funny nash..that was plain nasty

[Nash Stolar]

Aww... sorry man.. It sounded right when I thought of it <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[DarthHERA]

Im still not seeing any nakey Jedi in this thread... <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/let_it_all_out.gif ALT=":grr">

[Jubei SaDherat Vader]

Hera...wanna see a naked Jedi? Get on netmeeting and I'll fire up the webcam <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Dasquian Belargic]

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/smilie_barf.gif ALT=":X">

[verse dawnstrider]

::a naked Verse hops in the sexy Sith ladies arms.::

"Hi."

[Shade Magus]

Shade throws verse some clothes.

"Put em on! Put em on! My virgin eyes need not see this!"

[verse dawnstrider]

"Do not make me bring you out about your 'virgin' eyes."

[DarthHERA]

gotta love that webcam <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/luxhello.gif ALT=":clap">


Verse...foolish foolish boy. <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/evil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Wherrre arrre the Jedji Male Strrrjipperrrs? Wherrre jindeed.... <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/evil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*ears perk up* jyeah, wherrre arrre thejy?

[Arriana Rezner]

Where are the Sith strippers? <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biggrinangelA.gif ALT=":angel">

[Chaos Alexander]

:: A naked Chaos struts into the thread. Like Father, like son.::

"Right Here!!!!"

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Seer laughs

jIs jit cold jin herrre?

[Shade Magus]

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!! Incest!!"(j/k)

[Darth Turbogeek]

Where are the Sith strippers?!?!


EWWW!!!! Could you imagine Palpatine doing the nuddy.... would look like a wrinkled prune!!


AS WELL, the GJO has officially copyrighted the concept of a Male Stripper in SWFans and will not tolerate a breach of it's legal IP.

So tough @#%$. You get sexy Jedi Male Strippers. What more could you want?

[Shade Magus]

"yeah! what more could you possibly want besides this?"

Shade flexes a muscle.

[Nash Stolar]

What about a dental plan?

[Shade Magus]

yes that is a good question..also what about healh care? can i seek free threapy when the job puts a strain on me?

[Darth Turbogeek]

You get all the fawning women you can put up with... why are you worried about a dental plan?

[Nash Stolar]

What are the hours? <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Saarreeaa Meorrrei]

All njight, orrr jI'll know the rrreassson whjy!

[Nash Stolar]

Well then... I want to join... <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Shade Magus]

me too?

[Lady DeVille]

Its the full monty! *runs away covering her eyes*

[Xazor]

I'll stay just because Shade is doing it...............as long as Anbira doesn't join. ;)

[Shade Magus]

see look...already i am bringing customers.

[Darth Viscera]

I call #1 WTF on this thread, and summon the can.

[verse dawnstrider]

"Austin powers had nasty teeth. Look at what he got."

[Shade Magus]

you trying top say your teeth nasty to?

[Laran Katern]

screw the jedi MALE strippers! Bring on the women!

[Darth Viscera]

Hear hear!

[Dasquian Belargic]

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/eek3.gif ALT=":eek3">

[Shade Magus]

I second that notion!...............................to an extent

[Nash Stolar]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> .....

[Darth Viscera]

** Edited before a Jedi woman saw this and summarily executed the Imperial **

Bah, you Jedi and your fem-dom society <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/magtongue.gif ALT=":p">

[Lady DeVille]

What about the Sith men!? <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

[Darth Viscera]

Oh, well now that is just rather awkward!