JOKE TIME!

[Azhure Darkstone]

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE IT WANTED TOO!

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I DARE you to beat me?

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[Azhure Darkstone]

What? Im bored...I have an excuse for making bad jokes!
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[Xazor]

Knock knock?






Who's there?






I don't know!





I don't know who?




Huh?



heheheheheh

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Ok, 2 penguins where driving down the road. They got hungry and stopped off at a KFC. They both went up and ordered. One ordered Extra Crispy and the other Barbaque. They sat down, waiting for the food. The food arrived. They then noticed they had each others meals. So, they switched meals. They started eating, then on says "Can you pass the salt?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


(note, this is not a joke, but it is made to find the idiots in the crowd. If they start laughing becuse you do, they idiots. So its only funny to the person who told the joke.)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 8 9!
That was my real joke.

[Shade Magus]

i like the penguins better.

[Nash Stolar]

Okay!

This man walked into a bar..

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ouch?

[Nash Stolar]

I was going somewhere......




....but I forgot where

[Xazor]

hehehe

I also like the penguine one........maybe I'm an idiot......?


hehehe

[Skylord Gwaihir]

going by your sig, you are a blond.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

bah, I dont ya just hate when you use the wrong charachter?

[Xazor]

Thank you very much....yes I am blonde.......<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Shade Magus]

there is nothing wrong with blondes...they are fun.

[Xazor]

hehe........I am fun....;)

[Nash Stolar]

Leave it to someone to make me think bad things..... *whaps shade*

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Ok back to the jokes, got some nice blond jokes here (which makes no sense to me, I have dark blonde hair)

Ok, So this man walks up to a vending machine, a blonde girl was in front of him. She puts in a dollar, pushes a soda button, a soda pops out and so does the change. The blonde giggles a bit, retrives the soda and pockets the change. She then takes out another dollar and repeats the processes a couple of times. The man behind her grows irrited and asks,
"Look lady, are you going to be done any time soon?"
The blonde turns around and says
"Why would I quit while I'm still winning?"

[Azhure Darkstone]

lolz.

ok, ok!

(i dotn want to offend anyone)

Theres two parrots and they belong to hookers, so naturally, they got a pretty bad vocuabary selection. They get sold and the owner goes to the local priest and asks for help. The priest says hes got two parrot, with their rosary beads and bibles who would be a good influence. So the owner thanks the priest and hands over the two parrots, and puts it in his parrots cage. The femal parrots go up to the males and say. "hey boys, wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot turns to the other and says. "put down the bible and beads, our prayers have been answered."

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

hehehehe, no matter how many times I have heard that one, It sill cracks me up!

Why do you put a Jedi in a blender feat first? So you can see the funny looks on his face when you turn it on.

[Azhure Darkstone]

same, that joke is the joke of 2001!

hmm..i might try that

*picks dzym up and puts him in a blender*

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[Dark Lord Dyzm]

uh-huh, I dont think you can pick me up, RL or IC

[Azhure Darkstone]

awzz...ruin the moment.

lol

[Shade Magus]

um....here we go

Your momma so fat.........i forgot it, but ti was funny so just start laughing

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

...o....k.... then


If Jimmy Cracked Corn, and no one cared, why did he keep cracking?

You so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

[Matthias Darkstone]

You wanna know a joke???







Its me!!!

[Matthias Darkstone]

Rats. scared them all away!
Oh well.

[Xazor]

I wanna know a joke.........I don't have any of my own! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

What rats? Heheheh......

[Matthias Darkstone]

Uhm... help?

[Azhure Darkstone]

how about.....

Why did yoda cross the road?
There is no road, only road in your mind.

Whats a jedi's favorite car?
A to-yoda!

HAHAHA! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

[Matthias Darkstone]

Very funny.I laugh.

[Azhure Darkstone]

hahaha, <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/magtongue.gif ALT=":p"> sorry Matt. nyayayaya

[Matthias Darkstone]

Bitch

[Matthias Darkstone]

Bitch

[Azhure Darkstone]

o.0
umz...... ok
If thats the way you feel i wont make another joke.

*is sad now*

[Matthias Darkstone]

Heya all

[Matthias Darkstone]

Heya all

[Matthias Darkstone]

Don't feel sad. only sad in your mind. What does your heart say?....







Yeah. Pit a pat, pit a pat, like everyone elses!

heheehehehehe

[Azhure Darkstone]

my heart tells you to pee off if your gonan insult ma name

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[Matthias Darkstone]

Hahahahahaha!
hehe.
hi.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeek.
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[Azhure Darkstone]

vons' this post is dead lol \=) leave it be now.

[Matthias Darkstone]

ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Whinge.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

be nice to da ladies...

Happyness is like Peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth

[Xazor]

LOL, good one Dzym! hehehe