My Resignation (please, all read)

[Sage Hazzard]

I have been a member of this community for just about three years. And I've made many friends.

Now, I can't take it any more. The people on these boards have become increasingly more obnoxious and rude. I've even recieved hate mail. People threatening to put viruses on my computer, spread lies, and even death threats! I have no idea why.

Isn't roleplaying about fun, about enjoyment? Slowly, this has became quite the opposite for me. I'd appreciate any kind remarks, but I won't reply. I'm just too sick and tired, and frankly pissed off. I just can't take it anymore!

Sorry. Good-bye my friends. May the Force Be With You.

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Gosh, you are gullible.

<h1>April Fools!!!!!!!</h1>

[sIlancy]

Noooooo! *falls out of her chair* Don't go! Pleeeaaaaase!!!!!!

I love reading your posts; however, if you feel this is the best thing to do, than do it. I personally don't want to see you leave, but hey, that's me.

*offers a weak smile, and prays that you decide to stay*

[Lady DeVille]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Sage Hazzard]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

April Fools!!!!!!!!!!!

You obviously didn't read the post well enough. See, I was tricky. I posted the image of my signature to fool everyone, then I spaced down a long way, then posted the April Fools. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

BTW, I appreciate your kindness. I do often feel unwanted, and not on par, but I'm not leaving. But that's just my own low self esteem.

And everything I said was false. I have not recieved death threats, or anything of the kind.

I can't stop laughing. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[sIlancy]

you are MEAN!!!! and yet, I....can't....stop......laughing.......


And I can't even blame this one on being drunk, lol.

Oh well, just shows you how gullible I tend to be, hehe.

[Jost Olorin]

That was a superbly scripted April Fools joke. Now, may I feed you t a Balrog I know?

[Avolon Bisel]

I am extremely well trained in the prankster ways. Around my house, April Fools is a holiday. We spend the entire day torturing each other with the most cruel, wicked pranks. It's an evil practice, but we enjoy it. <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

[Xazor]

Sage! No, please don't leave.............

All the stupid people wrecked it! I just made a good friend......who, BTW brought up my promotion...and now he's gone! Please stay........I wanted you to see me become a Knight.........

[Xazor]

Oh crap! I didn't read the stupid thing!!! You are so MEAN!!! <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> LOL I didn't see everyone else's posts either!!!! LOL blonde moment........good one.........<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Satine Capashen]

Lol you bastard! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D"> you had me going there for a second...Actually until I read April Fools...

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

Nice one.

[verse dawnstrider]

I was thinking about doing something like This!!!!!!! YOu bastard! Now all who wish to do April Fool jokes like this are doomed to be said to have 'Copied Sage." <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> good one though.

[Hart Kenobi]

Yeah, I expected an April Fools things today <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)"> That's why you have to do it a day early, so that no one figures out that it was an April Fools Joke:

Mine from last year:
pub56.ezboard.com/fgjofrm...D=28.topic (http://pub56.ezboard.com/fgjofrm17.showMessage?topicID=28.topic)

[Ryla Relvinian]

LOL too much Sage. See, this is why I just stay inside on this day. Good one, tho. :]

[PilotAkito]

You can't leave, think of your Children!!

What will Johnny and Suzy Sage do?

Where will they go?

And Get Me A ham sandwich!

[Satine Capashen]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Sia Lan Darkheart]

Riiiiiiight. Intresting joak.

(Doesnt find this day very funny.)

This is one of the days I hate the most. The only good thing about it is that it is my half sisters b-day. Poor thing has her b-day on this horid day.

(Runs off and starts banging her head on a wall then hides under her bed from her sister and mother.)

[AmazonBabe]

First reaction: Wha? <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/OOooh.gif ALT=":???">

Second reaction: Umm... <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/Looking_anim.gif ALT=":confused">

Third reaction: Uuhhh... <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/blah.gif ALT=":-|">

Fourth reaction: Doh! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/spock.gif ALT=":huh">

Fifth and final reaction: <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> mixed with <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/2guns.gif ALT=":guns">

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biggrinangelA.gif ALT=":angel">

[Xanatos Etanial]

Damn you Sage! Damn you! You got my hopes up for nothing!!! NOTHING!!!!

::Goes back to writing the anonymous death threats he sends to Hazzard on a daily basis::

[Sage Hazzard]

Xanatos: <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

JUst to clearify, nothing in my post was true. I don't get death threats, I don't get threats of ANY kind(although now I might, ;) ). Also, no one here is rude or obnoxious. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

[Satine Capashen]

Except for me. <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

[Master Yoghurt]

Arghhh, you got me real, real good! Hook, line and sinker! Perhaps most because I did not read it on first of april, so it did not occur to me in my wildest imagination it was joke.

First I was like, WHAT!?? I read through your post stunned/shocked, my eyes wide open in disbelief. Then I was like uhoh, what a truly ugly mess, have things really got this bad around here, need to figure out every single detail what happened, reprimand some people etc. With a sad heart, I read on.. basically had the same "doh" reaction as AB and finally the enormous sigh of relief.. then smiling thinking "that scoundrel Sage!" <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

:: shakes head ::

Not bad <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

I need to catch up, get back into the loop of things so I am not so easily fooled..

[Sage Hazzard]

When you start to believe for a second that I'd stop roleplaying permanantly, then you know you're out of the loop. Gosh, I'd rather stick ice cubes up by nostrils.

[Remy LeBeau]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> you fooled me there for a sec


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[K Kariena]

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[Tainen Baal]

Okay that was SO not funny! I just got back from a vacation in Scotland and what do I find? Don't do that! I was freaking out!