Dark Lord Dyzm
Nov 30th, 2001, 05:16:10 AM
Stupid laws
NEW YORK
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
NEW JERSEY
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service only.
In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant.
CALIFORNIA
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
FLORIDA
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
OHIO
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
KANSAS
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
OKLAHOMA
Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
ALABAMA
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Really.
WISCONSIN
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
VIRGINIA
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed.
TEXAS
It is illegal have more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal for person to go barefoot without first obtaining a permit.
ILLINOIS
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a police officer.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
IOWA
Public kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
One
armed piano players must perform for free.
WASHINGTON
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
MASSACHUSETTS
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
And finally
ARIZONA
It is illegal to hunt camels within the state borders.
In Tucson, women may not wear pants.
NEW YORK
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
NEW JERSEY
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service only.
In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant.
CALIFORNIA
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
FLORIDA
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
OHIO
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
KANSAS
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
OKLAHOMA
Violators can be arrested and/or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
State law prohibits anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
ALABAMA
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Really.
WISCONSIN
In Racine, it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
VIRGINIA
It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
Flipping a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for coffee is outlawed.
TEXAS
It is illegal have more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
It is illegal for person to go barefoot without first obtaining a permit.
ILLINOIS
It is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a police officer.
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
IOWA
Public kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.
One
armed piano players must perform for free.
WASHINGTON
It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.
People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.
MASSACHUSETTS
Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.
And finally
ARIZONA
It is illegal to hunt camels within the state borders.
In Tucson, women may not wear pants.