Famous SWFans.net Role Playing Quotes

[Sage Hazzard]

Okay, I thought this could be fun.

Find good quotes, and post them here. Quotes from Role Players here, that are original, they and only they will be regonised. No quotes that are movie quotes, or similar. Or quotes that have one word changed. 100% original quotes, worthy of Yoda.

They can be from the bar, the battleground, anywhere. Jedi, Sith, others, all accepted. You can also submit your own, not just other's.

This is just for fun. :)

[Keman]

"Pay attenion kid, this is one lesson you aren't going to forget."

By ME!

*remembers that fight*

[Teka Kenobi]

' Why am I here? To protect the innocent. Why don't the innocent learn to fight themselves? For many reasons. Such as? Who would train them? I would. You are not qualified to train. Another Jedi would! Would they?'


By moi.

[Ogre Mal Pannis]

"Ogre smash!!!!"

:D

[Sieken Kasstra]

"Death is but a word, Life but a prison"

Kinda shaps up my life to...

[Liam Jinn]

"If you sith insist on saying you're the best, you're going to have to show it somewhere. Obviously, it won't be here." -Liam Jinn, at the Battlegrounds :)

I figured if everyone else was going to post their qoutes...I would too..:)

[Nichos Marr]

"Kiss my Grits" ~ Naga

"You can never go too far." ~ Nichos

Can't think of anymore...

[Jedi Rebel X]

I hope your makeup doesn't smear Saurron

-me, a new padawan learner fighting a sith lord and two others.

Man was I headstrong back then.

[Force Master Hunter]

"My flatuence is stronger than you are!" - DT to Itala

"Man, who farted? Oh, hello, didnt realise you just walked in the room" - DT again to Rama Sha

"Ahhh, look a beautiful Sith! Which considering how ugly you all are, that aint saying much" - DT to Lady Mara Jade

"Did your mother drop you on the head when she gave birth to you?" - DT to Bromine

"What an ugly bitch you are.... oops, sorry, that was an insult to bitches" - DT to Lady Vader

"WWWEEEEEEDDDDGGGGYYYYYY!!!!" - DT to any Force Wedgy victims

"Awww..... would you like cheese with that whine?" - DT to a victim of a Force Frying Pan aafter they whinged about non Jedi methods

[ReaperFett]

fighting LW and LV in a thread, losing badly:

"And I thought....fighting with two women.....would be fun"

and my favourite

"Mein Hamster ist Gestorben"

That one a best quote poll once:)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

The one in my sig

"My trust does not come easily, but my loyalty knows no bounds."

I used it at least twice in posts that I have made.

[Miryan no Trunks]

"..Stand Tall and Die like Jedi.."

- MnT

Well, not yet, perhaps in the future though :evil:

[Nupraptor]

"Vodka... you really are my kid!" -- Rama Sha

[Jedi Rebel X]

Are you from a foreign country like France where they have messed up senses of taste? -Hart to a 98 degrees fan.

[Nupraptor]

"And if my ears start to bleed from that infernal racket, someone is going to have a row of hamsters in a VERY uncomfortable place."

"And I can't believe I'm arguing over the proper way to read the measurements of lumber" -- Both from myself. :rolleyes:

[Lady DeVille]

"Jedi, all that power and no balls to use it." -De'Ville

[Nupraptor]

"OK, that's the last time I hit on another guy!" -- Hart Kenobi

[Keman]

:lol:

I have one, never been used....I think....

"Squishy......"

[Force Master Hunter]

If a Sith dies in a forest... does anyone care? - Dt again to Itala

[Aeris02]

"I have done better things but I forgot"--me :lol:

"Grasshopper have little sense but big mouth, If grasshopper not listen to ant grasshopper is screwed"--PSPest

"I can resist everything..except temptation"--can't remember

[Shadow LeFae]

OK, none of these are mine, they all come from one of my good friends, Master Yoda Chef.

"When the Student is ready to cook, the Master will appear"

"Judge me by my size you should not!
It only takes one small grain of Vinta Spice to season a Lanitgra Beast."

"Mistreat your lightsaber Not!
Just as Use metal spatula on teflon fryer you would Not."

"Life without attitude is like Ranuggi Soup without Seasoning."

"When you're good, they call you 'CrackerJack,'
When you're bad, they take away your Cheese Ball."

"If getting done the Bar-B-Q is not,
Then turn on the flame you must."

"Adventure, Excitement, a Jedi craves not these things;
Now Iagan Chocolate, another matter that is, crave it you will."

"When hot the kitchen becomes and stand it you cannot,
a Jedi opens the walk-in freezer door he does"

"Through the force strange places you will see;
Be sure you must, that something you ate it was not!"

"Be mindful of the future, and the past;
for in time, serve dinner you must,
cold you do not want it to become"

"Be ever mindful of the present;
Have caution! Burn your bacon you must not"

i also like the first quote from Kat's sig.

"Help me I'm alone, I go alone, I stay alone. No one is near me, no one can hear me. Stay away, don't come near. Stay away, you don't need my fear."

[ShoeStone Wednesdaydale]

You know...with the plethora of usernames that I have, you'd think I'd be able to remember something memorable that I said, wouldn't you?

I can't <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\">

The only thing coming to mind would be "You don't have a loosely-packed snowball's chance in Hell"

[Teka Kenobi]

'Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail.'

[Katatona]

"To die is to have true immortality....VISIT MY BOARD OR DIE!!!"-Katatona.

[Liam Jinn]

"You know...with the plethora of usernames that I have, you'd think I'd be able to remember something memorable that I said, wouldn't you?

I can't <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"> " -A brillant RPer..:)

[Katatona]

"Butt Kisser"-Katatona to Liam just now...

:evil:

[Shadow LeFae]

"I have three rules,
1- you do exactly as i say
2-or your butt is mine
3-you question me, you die.

any questions?"

-Me to Luke (formerly known as JO_Luke) right before our last mission at ICJ

[Katarina Kariena]

LeFae: O___o You like that quote?? *is scared now* That quote is from a poem that I wrote and submitted to a poetry contest . . . it made simi-finalist and is getting both published and recorded . . . that's just scarry . . . anyway x_x

ummmmmmm . . . what quotes can I think of . . . aside from the ones in my sig . . . o.o;;; *just realized how morbid she was/is* oh here we go!!

"You are now paying the conciquences for your actions, I can forgive you, but others may not." me to Jedi Stone when he tried to come back and all that mess blahblahblah :p

[Shadow LeFae]

lol, that's wierd, because i orginally intended it to be "You question me, you die, any questions?" but i added he rest just to make it sound cooler, but i made it up, i swear i've never heard it before in my life.

[Katarina Kariena]

*lol*

"Don't argue with me, I'm female, I'm always right." *thinks about putting that one in her sig too* :p

[Seger Donovan]

I would join in, but I've gotten yelled at enough times for beating up padawans.... "~videl1999

"MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...oops sorry....I sometimes que carried away...it won't happen again....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...::slaps himself::"~JediBoricua

"Come on down Jedi scum, can't hide in your holes all day long."~Lynch (old)

Life Aint Fair, and your soaked!!!~ME!(as Dyzm)

[Tetya Donovan]

*Chuckles*

Interesting last name, Seger

Famous quotes eh? Hmm

"Actually, I came here cause I heard a couple of ugly--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR--DO-NOT-SWEAR- buggers had opened up a casino out here, and I jes Knew it had to be you two." -me

"Well At least Rei and I didn't get hit on by any Gamorrians in our time." -Switch Escalon

"Valid point, my man, quite true, doesn't mean we never saw you going after a few Yourself though" -me

edited mine to be a little more age friendly :)

[Seger Donovan]

Lost Siblings? Distant Cousins Perhaps? Well, Glad to meet you.

OOC: Well Paint Me Red and Slap me with a chicken, i found this name searching through a Baby Name Site, had all these cool names, I picked one that fit me. Same as my first name.

[Jazz Jawa]

http://jazzjawa.virtualave.net/smiles/blink001.gif

A quote from my Jedi Master:

"In the making of grilled cheese:
When cheese is cut hear it you may, and possible the smoke you will see, but more likely smell it on the wind you will."

~Yoda Chef~

[Kaitouu Jeanne]

Er..Katatona...be a little nicer that was rude..

[RedXIII0]

"Poke me and die"

"I have done better things but I forgot"

"Being truly happy is going out of your way to hit every pothole"

"Be yourself and no one can tell you, you're doing it wrong"

"50 million people can be wrong, it has happened many times."

"You never lose, you just don't always win."

"Everyone makes mistakes,remeber disco?"

That is all I can remember...

[Katarina Kariena]

*can remember saying "poke me and die: quite a few times to many people**coughLiamDragonandRebcough*

[Sage Hazzard]

I couldn't find any qoutes of mine on the net that are mentionable. So I looked to a movie I'm writing. Since I use some qoutes that I find good from my movies in my writing, I'm sure I'll say these things at one time or another as a character. When the character in my movie's name is blocked out, it's because it would release a major point of the plot.

"Can't kill a man unless you know him, or on an empty stomach." - Irvin

"Oh everyday is another adventure, I'm having a fabulous time!
I made a frickin' cheese wheel!" - ****** ****

"With all the pain in the world, with all the misery and deceit, I of all people find solitude in the simpler things. I do believe that is irony." - ***** *****

"I just said I thought I was a woman. How much crazier do you get?" - Irvin

"I never thought I'd say this but, you're a terrible excuse for scum." - ***** *****

"His soul is redeemable. Fear not for his destination." - *** *****

"I carry your sin on my heart. All burdens are bestowed onto me.Thy soul is secure." - *** *****

[ReaperFett]

I would find a screenplay out, but I doubt theres a good quote in any, as they are all about 5 pages long

[Deedliit]

"If you can't convince em' confuse em"

"Grown-ups never understand anything, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."-Antione de Saint Exupery.

"It is better to be hated for what you are then loved for what you are not."

Can't think of anymore ^^;;

[Blake Hawke]

this is what happens when you can't sleep and decide to read really old posts. I'll just call this, my random act of the day.

[Jedi Cadet]

"I DIDN'T DO IT" -Me to Anbira (several times)

[Crono katon]

"if I cant see you, you can't hear me"-one of my freinds

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*smirks since she was quoted* *thinks for a moment* too much to go through in my mind, almost two years worth of data is too much to go through.....

[Lady DeVille]

I'm sure I've said something cool,but I don't remember anything ;) And I KNOW everyone else has, but you see, I have this condition. I lack the ability to make new memories after the incident....

[Blake Hawke]

but whatr you just said is now a quote! that's the great thing about this thread! Everything you say becomes a quote! This...is now a quote!

[Crono katon]

Monkeys jump on a really really really big thing of jello-ME....I think or was it the voice in side me.

[Blake Hawke]

see? see? THAT is now aa quote! THIS is now a quote! Ha! I love what not sleeping for a few days does to you!

[Crono katon]

hehehe sssslllllllleeeeeeppppppp sounds good-me

[Xazor]

"Pain is just weakness leaving the body......." ~ A Wise Master of my past.....~

[John Ken]

Money is the source of all evil, but yet I'm always broke