Sir Lando Calrissian
Dec 31st, 2001, 07:53:54 PM
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<h1><font color=silver>The Mighty Fellowship of Nirvana I</font></h1>
Background Info:
Lando Calrissian, ex-smuggler, card-shark, liar, entrepreneur, former General of the New Republic forces, and now acquisitor, was....... well......... bored. He had led a battalion of his finest hired troops (mostly inexperienced youths to his dismay) to the planet of Fassie in search of a mythic temple. It was rumored to hold some sort of legendary document produced by the extinct, ancient locals. They had begun their search immediately after they heard wind of the legend. That was 2 weeks ago.
Scene:
Calrissian, who had grown weary of the search almost immediately, had returned to his ship Lady Luck for entertainment on neighboring planets (he discovered there was none) while ordering his help to resume their navigation of the bitterly cold, ice planet. Currently, he was lying lazily on his red couch from Calamari, sipping a glass of Corellian wine.
IC:
"I'm telling you Lobot, there's just no more excitement in the universe anymore."
"Yes sir," a monotone voice replied from across the ship's lounge.
"I mean, look at me! I'm wasting a fortune funding this excavation! For what!? Some stupid legend of some sort of book of prophecies from a people that died thousands of years ago? If they were so good at seeing the future, wouldn't they have seen a way to survive themselves?"
"Yes sir."
"Then tell me Lobot, why did I come here?"
"You had nothing better to do, sir."
Lando frowned. "Oh yeah. Well, let's try to look at the bright side of all this, shall we?," he gave his wide, famous smile.
"If we must."
"That's the spirit Lobot! Now lets---"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
"What in the Force.....?"
"Sir, it seems we are recieving a transmission from the men."
"Well of course we are!" Lando quickly rose and made his way over to the cockpit of his luxury yacht. He opened the transmission. "Calrissian here."
A voice, along with some static, responded. "Hello sir. We're......... in some sorta trouble here."
Lando sighed. "So make your way out of it, Commaner! That's what I'm paying you for!"
"Yes sir. Um... but I think we found the Fassie temple, sir. We're inside right now"
Lando's eyes brightened. "Then what are you worrying about?!! That's fantastic!"
"Ahem. Yes sir. Um... but the problem is that there is a huge safe here. We can't seem to open it. Some sorta mechanism here that demands a password to enter."
"So open it!"
"Well... sir.... you forgot to hire a slicer."
Silence.
Lando pouted. "So blow the door open with a detonator!," he whined.
"I think that may be unwise, sir. The material the safe is made out of is unknown. We might damage whatever is inside if the substance turns out to be flammable. We would be much more comfortable if you came down here and supervised this phase."
He sighed deeply, looking up towards the roof of the Luck. "Fine," he said eventually. "I'll be down there in 200."
* * *
The ancient Fassie temple was massive, that was for sure, but it was hard to tell from the outside. The archway for the entrance was found hidden deep inside the snow, so it wasn't until Lando was inside that he saw how large it really was. A small town really, his troops must've spent hours searching for the right door. The only door that wouldn't open.
Lando stood before a gigantic safe, made out of a substance which seemed to be.... almost alive. Beside the door to the safe was a some sort of keyboard and outlet.
A soldier spoke. "Sir, what are we going to do?"
Lando chuckled. "Stand aside son, I've been doing this for years." He motioned for Lobot, who had reluctantly come along. "Think you can slice it with your database?"
"Negative. The outlet is too primitive for my functioning. It'll have to be done manually."
"I see," Lando massaged his temples. "Well, I'm just as good as anyone when cracking these things. Lobot, did I tell you I once cracked an Imperial supercode?"
"Yes sir, you have repeated that story to me many times."
"Of course. Well..... this shouldn't be much trouble," Lando inspected the board carefully, his face a mere inch away from the system. He lifted his hand...
"15 SECONDS TO DETONATION."
The troops began to panic. "Good work, sir," Lobot retorted. "You triggered the self-destruct."
Lando, surprised to say the least, straightened. "It's not my fault! I didn't even touch it, I swear!"
"Sir, I suggest we run."
Lando nodded dumbly. "It's not my fault!," he repeated.
"10 SECONDS TO DETONATION."
* * *
The group stood outside, in front of the now collapsed structure. And "structure" is used loosely in this case.
"I didn't even get to start!," Lando continued to complain. "It just set off all by itself!"
"Yes sir."
"I KNEW something was going to go wrong here. I felt it in my bones! We never should've come."
A soldier made his way across the snow to them and saluted. "Sir, we found something. It was the only thing recoverable from the wreckage. It's absolutely amazing it survived. And with hardly a scratch too. It's some sorta.... book, I guess."
Lando snapped wide-awake. "A book?"
* * *
He carefully opened it in the lounge of the Lady Luck. On the first page was a poem or some sorts. He turned the page. Empty. Lando examined the rest of the book for hours, checking, and rechecking his findings, but it turned out that the entire book was empty except for that one untitled poem.
Once translated by Lobot, it read:
<font color=red>Five will bring about the Enlightenment.
Skill, discipline, honor, and wisdom
All led by he who brought destruction to the second star of death.
Fail and there is darkness. Succeed and (indecipherable).
Together, they will search for it. Together, they will find it.
One will survive it. </font>
<h1><font color=silver>The Mighty Fellowship of Nirvana I</font></h1>
Background Info:
Lando Calrissian, ex-smuggler, card-shark, liar, entrepreneur, former General of the New Republic forces, and now acquisitor, was....... well......... bored. He had led a battalion of his finest hired troops (mostly inexperienced youths to his dismay) to the planet of Fassie in search of a mythic temple. It was rumored to hold some sort of legendary document produced by the extinct, ancient locals. They had begun their search immediately after they heard wind of the legend. That was 2 weeks ago.
Scene:
Calrissian, who had grown weary of the search almost immediately, had returned to his ship Lady Luck for entertainment on neighboring planets (he discovered there was none) while ordering his help to resume their navigation of the bitterly cold, ice planet. Currently, he was lying lazily on his red couch from Calamari, sipping a glass of Corellian wine.
IC:
"I'm telling you Lobot, there's just no more excitement in the universe anymore."
"Yes sir," a monotone voice replied from across the ship's lounge.
"I mean, look at me! I'm wasting a fortune funding this excavation! For what!? Some stupid legend of some sort of book of prophecies from a people that died thousands of years ago? If they were so good at seeing the future, wouldn't they have seen a way to survive themselves?"
"Yes sir."
"Then tell me Lobot, why did I come here?"
"You had nothing better to do, sir."
Lando frowned. "Oh yeah. Well, let's try to look at the bright side of all this, shall we?," he gave his wide, famous smile.
"If we must."
"That's the spirit Lobot! Now lets---"
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
"What in the Force.....?"
"Sir, it seems we are recieving a transmission from the men."
"Well of course we are!" Lando quickly rose and made his way over to the cockpit of his luxury yacht. He opened the transmission. "Calrissian here."
A voice, along with some static, responded. "Hello sir. We're......... in some sorta trouble here."
Lando sighed. "So make your way out of it, Commaner! That's what I'm paying you for!"
"Yes sir. Um... but I think we found the Fassie temple, sir. We're inside right now"
Lando's eyes brightened. "Then what are you worrying about?!! That's fantastic!"
"Ahem. Yes sir. Um... but the problem is that there is a huge safe here. We can't seem to open it. Some sorta mechanism here that demands a password to enter."
"So open it!"
"Well... sir.... you forgot to hire a slicer."
Silence.
Lando pouted. "So blow the door open with a detonator!," he whined.
"I think that may be unwise, sir. The material the safe is made out of is unknown. We might damage whatever is inside if the substance turns out to be flammable. We would be much more comfortable if you came down here and supervised this phase."
He sighed deeply, looking up towards the roof of the Luck. "Fine," he said eventually. "I'll be down there in 200."
* * *
The ancient Fassie temple was massive, that was for sure, but it was hard to tell from the outside. The archway for the entrance was found hidden deep inside the snow, so it wasn't until Lando was inside that he saw how large it really was. A small town really, his troops must've spent hours searching for the right door. The only door that wouldn't open.
Lando stood before a gigantic safe, made out of a substance which seemed to be.... almost alive. Beside the door to the safe was a some sort of keyboard and outlet.
A soldier spoke. "Sir, what are we going to do?"
Lando chuckled. "Stand aside son, I've been doing this for years." He motioned for Lobot, who had reluctantly come along. "Think you can slice it with your database?"
"Negative. The outlet is too primitive for my functioning. It'll have to be done manually."
"I see," Lando massaged his temples. "Well, I'm just as good as anyone when cracking these things. Lobot, did I tell you I once cracked an Imperial supercode?"
"Yes sir, you have repeated that story to me many times."
"Of course. Well..... this shouldn't be much trouble," Lando inspected the board carefully, his face a mere inch away from the system. He lifted his hand...
"15 SECONDS TO DETONATION."
The troops began to panic. "Good work, sir," Lobot retorted. "You triggered the self-destruct."
Lando, surprised to say the least, straightened. "It's not my fault! I didn't even touch it, I swear!"
"Sir, I suggest we run."
Lando nodded dumbly. "It's not my fault!," he repeated.
"10 SECONDS TO DETONATION."
* * *
The group stood outside, in front of the now collapsed structure. And "structure" is used loosely in this case.
"I didn't even get to start!," Lando continued to complain. "It just set off all by itself!"
"Yes sir."
"I KNEW something was going to go wrong here. I felt it in my bones! We never should've come."
A soldier made his way across the snow to them and saluted. "Sir, we found something. It was the only thing recoverable from the wreckage. It's absolutely amazing it survived. And with hardly a scratch too. It's some sorta.... book, I guess."
Lando snapped wide-awake. "A book?"
* * *
He carefully opened it in the lounge of the Lady Luck. On the first page was a poem or some sorts. He turned the page. Empty. Lando examined the rest of the book for hours, checking, and rechecking his findings, but it turned out that the entire book was empty except for that one untitled poem.
Once translated by Lobot, it read:
<font color=red>Five will bring about the Enlightenment.
Skill, discipline, honor, and wisdom
All led by he who brought destruction to the second star of death.
Fail and there is darkness. Succeed and (indecipherable).
Together, they will search for it. Together, they will find it.
One will survive it. </font>