KAREOKE!

[Azhure Darkstone]

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to kareoke night!
It's time to let it rip and sing your heart out, or to make a fool of yourself. Enjoy a drink, get drunk and embarress yourself singing your favorite tune. We all know anyone will dpo anything when the alcohol has taken over ;)

ok...whhhooooosss first?

[Elieen Cross]

As I walked over to my normal table, I could only wince in horror. Jedi wining and dining was one thing.

Jedi "siniging".... that was another. This would definantly be a night for the ear plugs

[Falcon Gyndar]

"Hello Azhure. Elieen...nothing to be afraid of. I have, by far, an excellent voice. And I willingly sing...ahem...without the consumption of alcohol. So, I'm up for it.....Hehe..."

[Azhure Darkstone]

::Azhure grinned::

go for it. Choose a song and let it rip!

[Kal Jericho]

OOC: Oh, how I enjoyed performing at my college karaoke at Christmas 2001 - I was the only person who did two songs :)

Kal walked into the bar at just the right time to catch somebody announce the start of the evening's entertainment. He took a seat by the bar and ordered a drink. Socorran Raava - his favourite. He also ordered a double-shot of After-Shock to get himself wide awake after such a lazy day of reading. He eyed the banner across the small stage area - "KARAOKE NIGHT!!!" - and grinned to himself...

"Peachy!"

[Hart Kenobi]

*Arms are thrust into the air* "WAHOO!"

*Leaps onto the stage- knocking a dozen people over in the process- and dives into a split. Rising, he moonwalks backwards to the karaoke machine and programs in Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean."

<font color=red>She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said I don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Chorus:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son

For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)

She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened way too soon
She called me to her room</font>

[Azhure Darkstone]

::Azhure clapped loudly, enjoying Hart's performance. Well, a good song to kick off the night::

Whhooooo'sss.....next?

[Kal Jericho]

"Why not, indeed!"

Kal walked up to the stage and jumped onto the platform. he grabbed the microphone and spoke into it..

"How's everyone doing tonight? Great! I hope evryone'll enjoy listening to this as much as I'll enjoy singing it!"

Kal walked over to the karaoke machine, keying in one of his Guns N' Roses favourites...Paradise City!

<FONT COLOR="lightblue" SIZE="4">Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh won't you please take me home)
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh won't you please take me home)

Just a' urchin
livin' under the street
I'm a hard case
that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin'
for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble
When it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (Oh won't you please take me home)
Yeah yeah!
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home!

Strapped in the chair
of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says
it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette
but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home
Yeah yeah!
Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty</FONT>

As Kal said that line, he looked over and winked at Azhure with a smile on his face

<FONT COLOR="lightblue" SIZE="4">Oh won't you please take me home!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester
with a broken heart
He said-
Turn me around and
take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home</FONT>

[Hart Kenobi]

*claps in an prude manner to the performance and calmly walks to the nearest piano. Pulling back an imaginary tuxedo tail as he sits down, and wiping an imaginary crumb off of his sleeve, he dives into Billy Joel's "Captain Jack."

<font color=red>Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of livin' in your one-horse town
Like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's just like some pornographic magazine
And you smile

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Your sister's gone out. She's on a date
You just sit at home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call

So you stand on the corner in you New English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
But still your finger's gonna pick your nose
After all

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you decide to take a holiday
You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
Ah but there's no place to go anyway
And what for...
You've got everything, but nothing's cool
They've just found your father in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school
Anymore...

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
La da da, Oh yeah, yeah

So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you have not got
What went wrong...
And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed
And that's too long...

But Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight</font>

[Azhure Darkstone]

::large claps envalop the bar and the stage waits for another upcoming 'talent' on the show::

Who's next, or you'll have to suffer my song! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/evil.gif ALT=":evil">

[Falcon Gyndar]

Falcon gets up on stage grabs the mike, and the music starts for *The Proclaimers* - 500 Miles...


When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I'll do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

(instrumental)

When I'm lonely well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When I'm dreaming well I know I'm gonna dream
Dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
When I come home yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door


Falcon smiles, and bows to the audience...

[Morgan Evanar]

Pop Will Eat Itself - Ich Bin Ein Auslander

Listen to the victim, abused by the system
The basis is racist, you know that we must face this.
"It can't happen here". Oh yeah?
"Take a look around at the cities and the towns."

See them hunting, creeping, sneaking
Breeding fear and loathing with the lies they're speaking
The knife, the gun, broken bottle, petrol bomb
There is no future when the past soon come.

And when they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Or laugh through a glass eye as they rape our lives
Trampled underfoot by the right on the rise


[s]"You call us..."....Ich Bin Ein Auslander
[s]"You call us..."....Ich Bin Ein Auslander
[s]"You call us..."....Ich Bin Ein Auslander
[s]"You call us..."....Ich Bin Ein Auslander

Welcome to a state where the politics of hate
Shout loud in the crowd "Watch them beat us all down"
There's a rising tide in the rivers of blood
But if the answer isn't violence, neither is your silence

If they come to ethnically cleanse me
Will you speak out? Will you defend me?
Freedom of expression doesn't make it alright
Trampled underfoot by the rise of the right

Ich Bin Ein Auslander. (x8)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Neunundneuntzjig Luftballonsss - Nena


Hassst Du etwasss Zejit fuerrr mjich
Dann sssjinge jich ejin Ljied fuerrr Djich
Von 99 Luftballonsss
Auf jihrrrem Weg zum Horrrjizont
Denkssst Du vjiellejicht grrrad' an mjich
Dann sssjinge jich ejin Ljied fuerrr Djich
Von 99 Luftballonsss
Und dassssss sssowasss von sssowasss kommt

99 Luftballonsss
Auf jihrrrem Weg zum Horrrjizont
Hjielt man fuerrr UFOsss ausss dem All
Darrrum ssschjickte ejin Generrral
'ne Fljiegerrrssstaffel hjinterrrherrr
Alarrrm zu geben, wenn'sss ssso waerrr
Dabeji warrr'n da am Horrrjizont
Nurrr 99 Luftballonsss

99 Duesssenfljiegerrr
Jederrr warrr ejin grrrosssssserrr Krrrjiegerrr
Hjielten sssjich fuerrr Captajin Kjirrrk
Dasss gab ejin grrrossssssesss Feuerrrwerrrk
Djie Nachbarrrn haben njichtsss gerrrafft
Und fuehlten sssjich glejich angemacht
Dabeji ssschossssss man am Horjizont
Auf 99 Luftballoonsss

99 Krrrjiegsssmjinjisssterrr
Ssstrrrejichholz und Benzjinkanjisterrr
Hjielten sssjich fuerrr ssschlaue Leute
Witterrrten ssschon fette Beute
Rrrjiefen: Krrrjieg und wollten Macht
Mann, werrr haette dasss gedacht
Dassssss esss ejinmal sssowejit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballonsss

99 Jahrrre Krrrjieg
Ljiessssssen kejinen Platz fuerrr Sssjiegerrr
Krrrjiegsssmjinjisterrr gjibt'sss njicht mehrrr
Und auch kejine Duesssenfljiegerrr
Heute zjieh' jich mejine Rrrunden
Ssseh' djie Welt jin Trrruemmerrrn ljiegen
Hab' 'nen Luftballon gefunden
Denk' an Djich und lassssss' jihn fljiegen

[Azhure Darkstone]

OOC: hehe cool! now what did that mean. ^^

IC: ::Claps at the cizeracks song and at the others. A lot of gutsy people around.::