Morgan Evanar
Apr 7th, 2002, 05:46:28 PM
This joke had not been done since University.
One pogo stick.
One hotwired PA system.
One modified audio player.
One modified transmitter.
Jump!
Bounce!
Down!
Up!
The doors bar and grill were flung wide open, but nothing seemed to be there. Confusion spread through the establishment as the music played.
Jump!(pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce!(pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down!(pogo pogo pogo)
Up!(pogo pogo pogo)
Morgan bounced through the door, in rythm with the music.
Jump!(pogo)
Bounce!(pogo)
Up!(pogo)
Down!(pogo)
Continuing on, he bounced precisely onto the middle of an empty table.
I went out on a date
With a girl
A bit late
She had so many friends
(Gilding through many hands)
The Jedi Master was singing along now:
I brought my pogo stick
Just to show her a trick
She had so many friends
(gilding through many hands)
A haphazard trail was formed as he bounced from empty table to floor, working his way to the bar.
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)
The bar was at hand, and with a great poing, he weaved his way through the drinks, yelling along.
Unannounced twister games
All players with no names
They lined up double quick
(But just one pogo stick)
Everyone gets to play
Run away
Expose It was so exotic
(But just one pogo stick)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)
One pogo stick.
One hotwired PA system.
One modified audio player.
One modified transmitter.
Jump!
Bounce!
Down!
Up!
The doors bar and grill were flung wide open, but nothing seemed to be there. Confusion spread through the establishment as the music played.
Jump!(pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce!(pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down!(pogo pogo pogo)
Up!(pogo pogo pogo)
Morgan bounced through the door, in rythm with the music.
Jump!(pogo)
Bounce!(pogo)
Up!(pogo)
Down!(pogo)
Continuing on, he bounced precisely onto the middle of an empty table.
I went out on a date
With a girl
A bit late
She had so many friends
(Gilding through many hands)
The Jedi Master was singing along now:
I brought my pogo stick
Just to show her a trick
She had so many friends
(gilding through many hands)
A haphazard trail was formed as he bounced from empty table to floor, working his way to the bar.
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)
The bar was at hand, and with a great poing, he weaved his way through the drinks, yelling along.
Unannounced twister games
All players with no names
They lined up double quick
(But just one pogo stick)
Everyone gets to play
Run away
Expose It was so exotic
(But just one pogo stick)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo)
Down! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo pogo pogo)
Jump! (pogo pogo pogo)
Bounce! (pogo pogo pogo)
Up! (pogo)
Down! (pogo)