The Final Sendoff!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Allright!!

Seems we are moving, Now it's time to have a one off bit of fun

YOGURT GIT YOUR GREEN BUTT HERE SO I CAN WHUP IT!!

And all other Jedi - Come on! Get here and I'll beat you all up!

(BTW, this is only semi serious thread. Accusations of God Moding will be ignored)
:: Smashes bottle over the bar::

BRING IT ON!


Oh, just to let everyone know......Yoghurt can kick my butt any day of the week.....I just wanted everyone to see that.

:lol *Xazor waves at Mark saying she wanted to have fun with her mod position since they are moving anyway* :)

Edit : Why you naughty girl! :-p

[Xazor]

Xazor runs up and smashes a bottle over Turbogeeks head, then Force throws him into the wall. He breaks through it and finds himself in the women's bathroom where several ladies scream and stampede over him in high heels. Xazor then runs at him at........sits on his head, making him kiss the ground.

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

I'm serious since there is "no such thing as God moding in this thread" <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Master Yoghurt]

Bwahahaha! You're in deeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:: looks at wrist watch ::

eeeeeeeeeeeee

:: cookoo clock pops up ::

eeeeeeeeeep podoo now!


With a hand gesture, Yog Force grabs a barell of Foster's, sends it crashing to a wall, drenching DT with the icky stuff..

Drinks are on me!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Turbogeek uses his amazing flexibility to kick Xazor upside of head!

(It's a visuall Jackie Chan thing :) )

As she is thrown off, DT picks up a plate... and hurls it into Yog's mouth!

GLOMP!

[Loki Ahmrah]

In an attempt to assist his fellow Jedi, Loki dives at Turbogeek's feet from behind and wrapping his arms around his legs, locks his jaws around his ankle and bites...hard!

[sIlancy]

*Watches from a back corner*


"Jedi Weirdos."

[Darth Turbogeek]

OUCH!!


Hey, who let the brat in here!!!


:: DT leaps up, shaking his leg to try and get rid of the pint sized Jedi. Eventually, he grabs a chair and swats Loki away... straight into a table which has a big bowl of spagetti that crashes onto him!::

[Master Yoghurt]

*glomåæøflomp*

Yog swallows the plate. Petting his tummy, he then spits it out again. The plate acellerates like a bullet, and ricochets off the walls, making a terrible mess of the wall tapestry and curtains.

[Xazor]

Xazor gets up from the ground and smashes a bottle in DT's face, sending him back into the bathroom where he falls into a toilet. She then jumps up and lands her foot right in his groin, sending him out of the toilet.

"Thought I'd be nice and help you out!"

She said with a laugh.

[Darth Turbogeek]

As DT is kicked in the groin, he sprays Xazor with a mouthful of toilet water!

"Momma said I should never drink out of public toilets!"

A quick rearrange of his damaged equipment (gently of course), then grabbed Alpha and hits Xazor over the head with him!!

[Eldrak Gruuhl]

The doors of the bar make a horrible noise as they are torn off by the hurried entry of the monstrous being known as Eldrak. He plows through all in his path, with the doors of the establishment in front of him, acting as if a plow as he barrels his way though, clearing tables and people alike as he charges.

[Master Yoghurt]

Ah... the toilet treatment.

Nothing like perfumé eu de toiletté

Yog hits the activation switch on his VCR remote control

A bubbling and gurgling sound can be heard echoing through the sewer pipes..

<font color=orange>Shhhhhhlooooorp-fshhshshshsshshsssshhhhh!!!</font>

DT watch in horror as the toilets reverse flush all over him!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Ahhh, MY HAIR!!!

You'll pay for this you overgrown sockpuppet!

:: Being the Master Hacker he is, he hacks the CGI controls of LucasFilm, setting Master Yogurt sing Britney Spears songs and do the Macerana!::

[Loki Ahmrah]

Shortly, the little boy emerged from the spaghetti, his face and clothes stained a dark red from the bolognaise sauce and had bits of mince dotted about his face along with strands of spaghetti drooping over his shoulders almost ornamentally.

Climbing to his feet, Loki noticed a rather large stone on the floor, no doubt kicked inside by a regular as they entered. He picked it up, dowsed it in bolognaise sauce and wrapped it in the stringy pasta.

Spotting Turbogeek, he hurled the stone across the room and the man was unpleasantly suprised to discover what he thought was a meatball, hurt a great deal more than it should when it smacked him right between the eyes.

"Food fight!"

[Master Yoghurt]

Yog is greatly amused as he hits the " fast rewind" button.

This is going to be messy!

[Darth Turbogeek]

BONG!!

OUch!

Hey, who's thowing the Swedish Chef's balls around????


Thinking of that

:: Does the Swedish Chef theme song::

BORT BORT BORT!

Ezz tooodez wee makea dee spaeggtti!

:: Spagetti comes alive, wraps itself around Loki's thorat and begins to strangle him!::

[Master Yoghurt]

Begins singing Britney Spears songs while dancing the Macarena..

Yog grabs a microphone, for better effect. DT looks in terror of this horrifying appearance..

[Darth Turbogeek]

Sits back and relaxes, watching the evil of Yog singing Britney Spears torturing the Jedi!

"Hey Yog! Sing it louder! Remeber I'm an evvvviiiiiilllll DUDE!!! More Evil!"


Hmmm.....


FORCE N'SYNC!!


:: Four pretty boys appear, then begin to sing!::

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*watches how differently the Jedi are acting for a moment before deciding to join in. Picking up a liquor bottle, she throws it at the wall, it shatters and covers Yog and DT*

OOC: hehe, can't use the force with this one....

[sIlancy]

After watching all that is happening, s'Il decides that now is the best time to get raging drunk. Making her way across the bar while ducking flying meatballs and little white boys singing like girls, she jumps over the bar and lands behind it.

Reaching up, she grabs a bottle of Stoli and takes a drink.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Oooh!

:: Lights a match and throws it at Yog, who explodes into flames!::

[Loki Ahmrah]

Blue in the face, Loki finally tears free of the spaghetti but it is in hot pursuit and begins fighting the devlish pasta strands off with a stick of stale bread.

Once DT settles down the spaghetti drops down lifeless and Loki sighs with relief before pinching the bottom of a female wookiee as it passed the Turbo one. It turned with shock then upon seeing the asailant, threw herself at him, pushing DT to the ground with a howl and dived on top to begin the violent and often fatal wookiee mating ritual.

"A mineral water, please!" Loki said, taking a seat at the bar with a smile.

[Master Yoghurt]

Aghhhhh... not NSYNC!

:: Force Celine Dion ::

To the everyone's horror, she begins singing as well. Bottles shatter of the sonic boom

"My heart will go ooooon..... and ooooooooooooooon"

:: Force Leo ::

Leo appears in the doorway... thousands of teenage girls starts flocking the bar as they try to catch his autograph. They climb over DT in enthusiasm, leaving him rather trampled.

[videl1999]

OOC: lol....

IC: *throws force bucket o' ice water at everyone*

[sIlancy]

A good buzz started, s'Il heard Loki's yell for water, and taking the speedgun from the backbar, and pressing the water button, fires it at Loki.

[Master Yoghurt]

Flames.. flames!

:: unclips the fire extinguisher from utility belt ::

You too perhaps?

<font color=cyan size=3>Swooooooshhhhh</font>

:: Sprays DT with the foam until he looks like Frosty the snowman ::

[Kuroi Aster]

*tackles liquor soaked ppl, licking the liquor off thier face before raiding the liquor behind the bar since he loves it so*

OOC: tis one of Videl's pets for those of you who don't know.....

[Darth Turbogeek]

"Hey... Git ... this.... over ... amorous.... rug ... off ... me!!"

FORCE BLOW JOB!!

You will find Loki to be your long lost son... You will punish him for not sending you a gift on Mother's Day

The Wookiee gets up, confused, then spots Loki. With a Wookie roar, she runs over, givees the pint sized Jedi a biiiiiiigggg hug, then begins to slap him!

And now for Yogurt...'


FORCE STEAMROLLER!!!


:: A large machine breaks through the wall of the B&G...

Yog : NO! No! NOOOOO!!!!

CRUNCHSPLAT

Yog is turned into a pancake!::


EDITED: I don't think it's a good idea to give anyone a Force Blow Job. I was going to edit the word, but I'll let you keep it Mark!! :lol :lol :lol


Edit : I'm certain that was not my original words. I wrote FORCE MIND JOB. Allright, whoever did the edit is goign to get farted on!!! :lol :lol

[videl1999]

*uses force Jello attack and covers everyone in Jello before thwacking the nearest person with force waffle iron which happen to be DT* oppsy....

[Aurelias Kazaar]

*Grabs a thermal detonator and throws it in. Enjoy...<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

[Darth Turbogeek]

CLANG!!


SSSSSS!!!!!


:: Hot waffle iron leaves nasty burn on DT's face!::


:: Gets out a giat marshmellow gun from pocket, points it at Videl and balsts her into the wall with a high pressure Marshmellow blast!::

[Gav Mortis]

Gav suddenly barges inside the Bar and Grill, jogging about and juggling what appeared to be a burning koala in his hands. He hopped about frantically.

"Hot!" He ran over to Yoghurt after aspying the fire extinguisher and with a desperate look on his face cried out, "HOT!"

With that he threw the firey little fuzzball in the green one's direction, then began blowing on his hands in a vain effort to cool them down.

[sIlancy]

"What the................jello?"


s'Il takes another drink, helping her state of inebriation along while swiping jello bits from her hair.

Her bottle of Stoli now gone, she throws it at Videl, but misses and hits DT in the head right after he gets clobbered with a waffle iron.

"Hehe, sorry bout that."

She reaches up for a bottle of Dewar's, then ducks behind the bar for protection.

[Kuroi Aster]

*ears perk up in Lassie fashoin before running to his master's aid and eats away most of the marshmellow before returning to the beer, etc.*

[Raistlin Nemiss]

"Woopies!"

Thousands of champane bottle corks pop and fly through the air at the patrons of the bar, Raist ducks under a table and flips it against the cork poppers. "AACK!"

[videl1999]

*laughs at Dt's burn marks and dent in his forehead before pulling something out from behind the bar before smirking wryly. She carries a vat of force Toilet duck which she hurls at all the Jedi*

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Sees the Thermal Detonator, grabs it, grabs si'l by the jaw and makes her eat the detonator!::

BOOM!!

:: Much like a cartoon, Si'l becomes like a round ball with the blast, then crashes to the ground, smoke curling from her ears!::


After getting seto on fire, he rips his clothes off to reveal....

HE HAS HELLO KITTY UNDERWEAR ON!


The Jedi shreik at the horrific sight!

[Loki Ahmrah]

The water from s'Ilancy hit him in the face almost immediatly after he'd asked, wiping the smile right from it, he sat there silently glaring at the woman, unamused as water dripped from his face and fringe.

"Hey thanks!" He suddenly said, realising she had cleaned his face of bolognaise sauce, he was about to smile when he was suddenly swept up in a suffocating hug by the big hairy beast he'd sent after Turbogeek.

Loki's bare backside was now red raw and on display for all to see as he was heftily carried under the wookiee's big arm, kicking and screaming. Although he didn't leave without a bit of revenge, grabbing the speedgun s'Il had used on him, he squirted the crotch area of DT's underwear just after he'd exposed himself, or rather his loud underwear, so that they were drenched, making him look like he'd had a rather embarrassing accident.

"Heeeeeeelp!" The cry faded into the distance.

[videl1999]

*laughs out loud* oh my god! *then throws another bucket o' ice water at DT before she laughs at Si'l*

[sIlancy]

Hits the floor, thanking the good Lord she didn't drink any 151 proof rum.

She sees DT's underwear, and busts up laughing. Thoroughly sloshed ny now, she drops trou and parades around in her lucky boxers that have foxes, lizards, snakes, and cacti all over them.

[Master Yoghurt]

The steamroller flattens Yog into a pancake. All that can be seen of Yog is a strange green spot on the floor. Then suddenly...

** Terminator II music starts to play in the background **

The green mass rises from the floor like T1000...

<img src=http://www.thegjo.com/yog/ironman.jpg>

Yog starts to talk in Arnold voice; "I am backkk! Hasta la vista beibiii!"

The floor rumbles and shakes as the super green mean machine walks toward DT. "Yoooh have been baaaahd!"

Shakes and rattles DT a bit, then tosses him into the garbage chute..

Heheheeeeh. Trash Compaactooohr Engiihn. (hits the activation lever)

The walls closes in... the machine hisses loudly...

A terrible stench oozes from the machine as all kinds of icky goo and litter mixes..

[Gav Mortis]

Gav's witnesses the stomach-churning sight of DT's underwear and then watches as Videl dowses him in ice cold water, "Shrinkaaaage!"

Gav tuts, shakes his head then crouches down, picks up a strand of spaghetti from earlier, hands it to DT and says, "Go on! Cover yourself!"

[videl1999]

Gah! *gets outta the way by jumping over the bar and hiding behind it. Seeing the many bottles of liquor that are there, Videl tosses them out at Yog*

OOC: gtg, ja ne minna.....

[Darth Turbogeek]

Now how the hell did the little green thing turn into a monster?

The walls colsed in!!

He was being squashed!!!

NOOOOO!!!!


He dug into his bag of tricks and pulls out FORCE ACME LABS, giving himself a portable hole, which he crawls through! Crawling crawling crawling.... until he reaches the end. Much puzzled, he looks out... everythign seems soooo big. And there is a big chunhk of.... EARWAX!!!

He was inside Yogurt's ear!

Getting changed into Matrix style cloths, he begins to run further into Yog's head, yelling to produce painful echoes!!

[sIlancy]

s'Il runs back to the bar.

"Nooooo!! Shafe the boothzhe! Shafe the boothzhe!!!"

She manages to hug the bottles. "I'll prothecth shyou all." Then grabbing up some Beefeaters, she sits up on the bar, still only in boxers and a t-shirt, drinking from the bottle.

[Master Yoghurt]

Theeeeseh voicees ihn my headh.. whath arh.. aghhh

:: Pulls a cotton cuetip out of his pocket.. locks target on the evil Matrix voice traveling in his head ::

*crunch-crunch*

Yoooh caaahnt hideh foorevah!

[Darth Turbogeek]

DT runs through the Yog Terminator's head.... and in a second, he appears hanging from his nose hairs!

"Gross! Yog boogers!"

Tiny DT leaps away, pulling painfully on a nose hair!

[Master Yoghurt]

OWWW!!!

:: The Green Terminator dude wrinkles his nose, his nostrils getting irritated ::

Aaaaaa.....

<font color=lime>....aaaaaaathchooooooooooo!</font>

As Yog releases a thunderous sneeze, DT flies out of his nose. He wipes DT away with a paper tissue.

Eeeeeeeew... thats gross!

[Xazor]

Xazor attacks DT with Force Ice Cubes! They fly down his shirt and end up in his pants, sending him a chilling message! He hops around crying like a baby while Xazor breaks into:

Force Christina Aguleria!!!!

She shatters all of the glasses and bottles in the bar with her high pitched Force Notes!!

[sIlancy]

Watching in horror as all the bottles of liquor; including the bottle of gin she's holding, crack and burst, s'Il looks around for the culprit. She spots Xazor singing at the top of her lungs, and hopping from the bar, runs over to the woman.

"I'll beth you can'th beath me withouth all you fanshy forshe powersh," s'Il slurred, barreling into Xazor and sending them both to the ground in a tangle.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Little DT runs around, wiping off Yog snot and then dancing around with Ice down his pants!

" I'll get you for that!" He said in a squeaky high voice!


He runs over and ties Xazor's shoes together!


He runs over and sticks lit matches under Yog's toenails!

[Master Yoghurt]

My toes!!!

:: runs around the bar like a madman ::

[Darth Turbogeek]

And now...


:: DT puts on a deep voice ::

Begun this spam war has


:: A ton of lunch meat is upended buries the Yogenator!::

[Master Yoghurt]

:: eventually, Yoginator finds a bucket of ice to chill down his feet.. but the moment of rest does not last long as a ton lunch meat drops on his body, burrying him in the spam ::

Mmmmm... (tasting the meat)

Rich on proteine. Good for body building.

:: Yog starts eating away.. ::

[Satine Capashen]

*uses himself to hit DT, Xazor and Yog into walls, and then sprays everyone in the bar with chocolate pudding*

Hey Dt...Just for using me as a weapon...

FORCE RAFTER!!

*A giant rafter smacks DT, and throws him through the wall, Alpha laughing.*

[Darth Turbogeek]

CHOMP!

DT grabs the rafter in his teeth and chows down!


CHOMPCHOMPCHOMP


Mmm, tasty! Now....

He burps!

He thinks then takes out a match, lights it and burps - a gout of flame erupting and burning Satine's pants!

[Satine Capashen]

*Dumps some cold water on his burning pants, and then sends some DT's way*

Don't you know not to play with fire?!

[Darth Turbogeek]

No, I LIKE playing with Fore!


Fore?


Yes, Force GOLF SHOT!!


THWACK!!!


:: The ball goes screaming off the tee - to hit Alpha squarely in the groin! ::

[Satine Capashen]

*Moans in pain, and then uses the Force to send the half bitten rafter up DT's butt*

Rafter's Enema!

[PilotAkito]

::Looks at the bar and realizes that he has nothing to combat these attacks...::

Wait a second...

::Akito grabs a bottle of liquor and stuffs a towel in it.::
This is going to be a blast...

::Akito lights the rag and sends the bottle crashing against the nearby wall.::

[Lady DeVille]

"What the -?"

She enters, only to find the chaos and mayhem that has become the Bar and Grill. Ducking a flying rafter that looks...chewed, she notices a burning koala in the corner.

Picking it up, LD hurls the burnt one at the Yoginator, who appears to have eaten too much. "Tums, anyone?"

[AmazonBabe]

:: Blasts through the doors and showers everyone with loads and truck loads of FERTALIZER. ::

FORCE MANEUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ew... stinky...

[Sejah Haversh]

Sejah walked into the bar an immidately smiled. Int eh last ten minutes he ahd learned all teh secrets of the Force, and had become an ultimate master without even trying. Unleashing his newfound powers, he raised his arms and shouted,

"FORCE CUDDLY BUNNIES OF DOOOOOM!"

Suddenly an army of cute white bunny rabbits with bloostained mouths exploded out of the ladies rooma nd swarmed DT like a pack of pirhana.

"And for you, Yog, FORCE DANCE DANCD REVOLUTION! 5'TH REMIX!"

[Tevit Ramadon]

Siezing his chance, Tevit began grabbing glassware from the bar and chucking them at everyone's heads with uncanny accuracy.

"Take THAT s'Il!" He shouted as he shattered an expensive crystal punchbowl on her noggin!

<img src=http://www.boomspeed.com/nehantish/Tevsig4.jpg>

He was about to throw another when a dark duo entered the room....

<img src=http://www.boomspeed.com/nehantish/GaryFabio.jpg>

"You are no match for my beauty!" Shouted Darth Fabio, flicking his golden hair around and posing like a romance novel cover.

Darth Gary Coleman just seemed content to pick up a barstool and bean Loki with it.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Already much pained with the splinters from the rafter Enema, he was attacked by bunnies!

"AIE!"

FORCE MATRIX RUN UP THE WALL!!

:: He runs up the wall, the bunnies hopping mad left behind.... and then DT turns and does a FORCE HOLY HAND GREADE!

A whole bunch of Knights and Monks enter!


ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.

GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!

One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!


BOOM!!!

Rabbits die in huge explosion of fur that hits Alpha and buries him in gunk and intestines! A rabbit bone is wedged in Yogenator's nose!::

[Sejah Haversh]

Infuriated with how his bunny attack was foiled, Sejah's eyes blazed red and he snapped his fingers at DT

"Force Ultimate Wedgie!"

[Master Yoghurt]

With a rabbit bone in his nose, Yog now had a rather punk appearance. He was now ready to move to the next step; piercings, blue jeans and a tatoo.

:: calls the stylist ::

"A makeover I want. Brutus look bores me does"

[Jedi Knight Leia Solo]

::Hears Yog request for a stylist. Leia quickly whips out her makeup kit. Using forcespeed...she puts make up all over the Yogster.

FORCE MAKEUP

:: Backing up slowly...she.....

<font size 3=>GASPS!!!</font>

::The lil green yogster transformed into::

<img src=http://www.meandmymeat.com/images/hall-misspiggy.jpg></img>

OOC: couldn't resist the frank oz thing!

[AmazonBabe]

:: AB glances over at... Yog? ::

OMG! The HORROR! I can't BEAR to LOOK!!!

:: Shields herself from the sight. Instead, she turns content in attacking Sejah. ::

FORCE MOLDY UNDIES!!!

:: Suddenly green moss and cold peneciline starts to gorw rapidly on Sejah's undergarments. ::

[Sejah Haversh]

Or at least they would have is Sejah ahd been wearing any, but he wasn't!

Spinning to face AmazonBabe, the mongoose sported a huge grin an pointed at her,

FORCE TEENAGE NEIGHBORHOOD KID WITH LAWNMOWER!

A pipmply-faced teen with a punkish haircut and half a dozen earrings in his left ear wearing a Hulk Hogan tee shirt came through the door pushing a rusty Honda lawn mower and immidately ran over AB, though not doing a very good job and changing too much for it.

[AmazonBabe]

:: Laughs at the lawn mower goes over her. ::

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! THAT TICKLES!!!!!

:: Punches her fist through the mower, crushing it's compontents. She shoves the mower of her, the rusty piece of junk slamming into DT, and sending the man sprawling. Standing, she picks up the pimply, over-charging teenager by the scruff of his shirt and seat of his pants, and walking over to the door, BOOTS him out. ::

And actually find a LAWN to mow next time!!

:: Turns to Sejah. ::

FORCE POINSON IVY!!!!

:: The mongoose suddenly breaks out into an uncontrolable ichiness and goes crazy in scratching himself. ::

[Sejah Haversh]

"Aieee!" Sejah yowled as he began to itch like mad, his paws frantically scratchign himself. it disrupted him so badly that it took a few minutes to utter,

"Force Calamine Lotion!"

Suddenly he found himself in a Victorian style bathtub filled with soothing Calamine lotion, the itching dissapearing. As he sat and soaked, he thought of adequete revenge...

"Force Mesopotamian History Professor!"

Instantly AB was in a school desk and listening to an extremely boring history professor drone on and on about how mud bricks were first invented, scraping squeaky chalk on a chalkboard as he did so.

[AmazonBabe]

:: AB nearly DIED of boredom before calling an eraser to her and throwing it at the Professor. It made a dry "whop" sound against his head, showering him in chlak dust. After that, he couldn't lecture anymore... only sneeze. ::

:: Snapping her fingers, she was back in the bar, glaring at Sejah. ::

FORCE SEQUOIA!!!

:: A rumble is felt and heard under their feet. The floor boards to the bar begin to crack. In the blink of an eye, a gigantic Seguoia tree grows forth from the ground, right underneath Sejah. It's branches catch him as it continues to grow, it's momentum taking it through the roof and up into the sky. Then, reaching it's final height (which is damn high) it abruplty stops growing, enertia propelling Sejah up and over into the air. Had he been a rainbow, he would have made a beautiful arch. ::

[Sejah Haversh]

As Sejah found himself hurtling through the air, he could only think of one thing to do...

"FORCE INSPECTOR GADGET COSTUME!"

Instantly he was wearing the gray coat and brown rainhat of the popular children's cartoon. As he began to fall, he called out, "Go go force gadget 'brella!"

A small pink and yellow umbrella popped out of his hat and slowed his descent dramatically, before it coudln't take the strain and collapsed, sending him quickly down again.

"Go go Force gadget coat!" He called as he pulled one of the buttons of his gray copat and it inflated like a baloon, letting him float harlmessly down once more, until a hummingbird army flew past and punctured his coat several times.

The mongoose's pink eyes flared red again and he called out the last gadget that could save him, "Go go Force gadget 'copter!"

Instantly a small set of helicopter blades popped out of his hat as well as a set opf handlebars. Guiding himself back down, he used the spinning rotor blades to carve a likeness of Betty Boop in the trunk of the Sequoia before touchign down on the bar floor again.

[Xazor]

Xazor stood up, unbelieving of the madness that had gone on after laying on the floor unconscious after Alpha had knocked her out of her fight with S'Il. She shook her head and looked at everyone, proclaiming:

"FORCE ALGEBRA TWO TEACHER!!!!"

Instantly a short woman with cropped brown hair fell through the ceiling. She was carrying an Algebra Two book in each hand, both weighing at LEAST a million pounds or so. Somehow Xazor seemed to control her as she went and slammed a book into Alpha's head, and then slammed the other into DT's. She pulled out two more from her FORCE BACKPACK! She smashed one into Sejah's head and then folded Loki up into the other. Xazor smacked her out of the way, much to her surprise, and then proclaimed once again:

"FORCE MISQUITOES!!"

Suddenly the bar and grill was swarmed with millions of the little suckers (<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> ) and they attacked everyone but Xazor. She had put up a Force Shield around her body to protect her from the pests. They snacked on everyone else, nearly sucking a few of them dry!

[AmazonBabe]

<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"> <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/laugh.gif ALT=":lol">

That was classic, Sejah!!! I have to buy you a drink for that!

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[Darth Turbogeek]

Seems I have no idea Where the hell I now.....

:: FORCE APPEAR FROM NOWHERE!!

With a flash and a bang, the Dark Jedi appears! The smoke curls away and he looks at Sejah with anger.

"I'm not annoyed that you tried ot wedgy me.... I am annoyed you did it so basically! Now, you will PAY for that! I invented the Force Wedgy and now you shalt suffer the full power and consequences! That's not a Wedgy! "

He took a breath and then he screamed. It was not a normal scream, but one high pitched and terrible, a scream that shattered glass, made dogs howl, Mariah Carey go green with envy, a rose run away, thorns blocking it.s fragile petals and a kettle become sexually aroused. A scream that echoes and rattled, a scream that sounded like something that came from a torture victim in Hell or a person forced to listen to Celine Dion in an elevator... a scream that burst ears and the weak boweled to mess themselves....


"WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDGGGGGYYYYYYY!!!!!!"


FORCE WEDGY!

TWANG!

Sejah finds his undies reffed up with enourmous force, so hard and so fast the elastic goes above his head and then pulled over the front of his face! He gasps and then remeembers these undies were not clean! The smell assails his nostrils and he falls over, choking!

And DT satnds there, eyes glinting with madness.

"Now THAT was a Wedgy!"

He turned to young Miss Xazor

"And now we shall deal with you! FORCE KITTENS!"

A whole bounch of cute felines pance in, looking pathetically up at Xazor, pleading to be fed and cuddled! The cuteness overcomes the Jedi, who meekly cuddles the kittens! ::

[Xazor]

Xazor couldn't resist and had to pick up all of the cuddly kitties and pet them. They mewed helplessly and she fell in love with all of them. She then realized what was happening to her.

"I realize what is happening to me!"

She suddenly said. Setting the kittens down gently, she looks at DT and proclaims:

"FORCE BLONDENESS!!!"

She holds out her hand and suddenly every hair on DT's body goes blonde, the most noticable part....his new blonde mullet. With that, he starts acting ditsy and forgetful, saying like after every other word....no make that, EVERY word! He put his hand up in the air and looked around at everyone, saying:

"Well, like, what, like, is, like, everyone, like, looking, like, at, like? It like, can't like, be like, me, like....can, like it like?"

Everyone starts laughing histerically and rolls on the floor grabbing their sides from the pain the laughter causes.

(ooc: And I am blonde IC and in RL!! <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D"> )

[Darth Turbogeek]

As he acts like a ditzy blonde, something in the back of his mind screams something is wrong.....

He catches a look in a mirror and screams!

"THERE'S A HAIR OUT OF PLACE!! OH MY GOD!!!"

He reuns and grabs a shaver and buzz cuts his hair off - and he becomes evit DT again!

"You'll pay for that Jedi!"

FORCE BARBIE!!

Hang on, that wont work....

FORCE PINKING SHEARS?

No...

FORCE oooooooooo that really evil!


FORCE JAR JAR BINKS!!!


"Meesa back! Oh looedie here dis a bombad! Hey yousa Jedi!"

The hyper annoying Gungan hugs Xazor and leaps up and down "Weesa being friends!" as he slobbers lots of gungan drool all over the Jedi!

[Xazor]

Xazor hugs Jar Jar, quite amused by the character. Though others had found him annoying, somehow, she had not.

"Yes, we can be friends.......afterall, two against one is better!"

She said with a sly smile. She whispered something in his ear and he nodded, his ears flapping all over. Suddenly he proclaimed:

"Mesa usa da FORCE FART!!!"

Suddenly the whole room was engulfed with a terrible stench. This sent DT it a mad fit of sufficated rage. He fell on the floor and gasped for breath as he held his hands around his throat. Jar Jar grinned and spoke again:

"Oh! Yousa die in here! Yousa need da FORCE CPR!!"

With that, he took a large breath and bent over, locking lips with DT and blowing hot air down his throat.

[Lady DeVille]

Thats it! *De'Ville stands amidst the fray, seemingly untouched.*

FORCE FINGERNAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*Everyone falls to the ground in shivery pain at the horrible screech. The only one still standing, De'Ville turns towards AmazonBabe.*

FORCE HOT COFFEE!

*a mug of hot McDonalds coffee spills itself in AB's lap!*

Wait, that wasn't very impressive. OH I know. <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)">

FORCE GALLONS OF HOT COFFEE!

*true to its name, GALLONS of hot coffe splash around the unfortunate Jedi!*

[Azhure Darkstone]

no godmoding?! and im missing out opn the fun!

*smashes chairs over all jedi and sith's head*

*BBQ's DeVille's Coffee* (hey! you said no godmoding rules here. technically it cant happen but hey <img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/smile.gif ALT=":)"> )

*puts itching p[owder in everyones undies* (dont ask how, you aint gonna get an answer)

*short sheets everyones bed, a very mature and intellignet thing to do*

*cackles evilly*

[Sejah Haversh]

Sejah yelped as his force wedgie was turned agaisnt him, and he had to summon upa goof deal of strength and concentration to make the magically appeared undies he had been wedgied with disappear.

Breathing easier again, he used his tail to swat away the mosquitos, and just for fun he bit a couple and sucked the blood out of THEM!

Suddenly, and idea struck him and he concentrated hard before shouting,

"Force Weebles!"

In several puffs of smoke, all those but himself in the bar were transformed into Weeble versions of themselves, their legs gone and replaced with a weighted round base that the rocked back and forth on. Sejah then summoned up a Nerf baseball bat and went around smackign everyone with it like he was in a giant Gopher-Bopper game.

Soon everyone was rocking helplessly back and forth in their Weeble form; because a Weeble may wobble, but it won't fall down.

He smacked DT once mroe for good measure.

[Lady DeVille]

LMAO!

*wipes tears from her eyes*

Okay now back to posting:

De'Ville, in her Weeble form, wobbles over to Sejah. Through the Darkside she summons the mongoose's worst enemy.

"FORCE COBRAS!"

Not just ONE, but a hundred humongous hissing and hooded king cobras drop from the ceiling upon the hapless mongoose. As he was distracted, De'Ville turned herself back into her normal shape, then took the Nerf bat from where Sejah had dropped it and whacked the other Weeble's with it for fun. <img src=http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/biglaugh.gif ALT=":D">

[Karhtzen Shaed]

Though originally not having anything to do with the fracas at Yoghurt's Bar and Grill, Shaed was surprised and not a little anxious to suddenly discover that rather unexpectedly his bed had been short-sheeted, a chair had been broken over his head, undies had been placed on him, and then itching powder had been placed in them.

Needless to say, something had to be done about it.

Shaed magically appeared in the midst of the Weeble turmoil at the Bar and Grill, ripping his undershorts off through his tunic somehow and picking splinters out of his already quite-mussed hair. There is not a lot of things his eyes see that make sense, except that there are a LOT of Weebles around wearing Jedi outfits and being bopped.

Happy to join in, he grabs a handy Nerf crowbar and smashes a Weeble that looks suspiciously like Azhure Darkstone. Taking up a more traditional Nerf Crotchbat in the other hand, he fends off some stray spaghetti noodles that are still flying through the air by bashing their tiny limp pasta crotches in.

[Darth Turbogeek]

WTF!

In his weeelbe form he screeches out...

FORCE TASMANIAN DEVIL!!!


The weeble seems to shimmer and change, morrphing into...

img src=http://www.ch.cam.ac.uk/MMRG/people/mdm/tasmanian-devil.gif>

Food! Want food! RrrrrrrrrrrWWWWWWHHHHHHH!!

He screams around som fast he becomes a min tornado, eating a table!

"FOOD!"


<img src=http://www.animationartgallery.com/images/cjl/cjlh8.jpg>

Tasmainan Devil screams around again, hitting Sejah with a bottle.... then reconsidering and eating the pieces!::

[Azhure Darkstone]

*puts on hanson song*

TORTURE!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAAHaHHAhaAHAHA!!!!!!!

[Sejah Haversh]

Though most normal mongooses were enemies with the cobra, Sejah's race saw them as food. Delicious food.

An idea too golden to pass up suddently struck him, and a wicked grin appeare on his face.

"FORCE IRON CHEF!"

A section of the B&G turned into Kitchen Stadium form the popular dubbed Japanese cookoff show and the Chairman Kaga pulled back the veil to reveal the day's theme ingredient, --cobras!--

Instantly Iron Chef Sejah was up at the podium, grabbign as many of the slithering serpents as he could, but takign care to select only the plumpest ones. His opponent was afraid to touch them, but eventually got some as well.

Dumping his basket of cobras into a bucket filled with ice water, Sejah poured some dry ice over the top to help knock out the snakes before takign one out and cutting it down the back as not to imply Japanese notions of honorable suicide.

An hour later, and with a flurry of funny anecdotes by announcers Otah and Fuki-san, Sejah had prepared five dishes for the panel, his challenger offering only four.

First was cobra scale dusted back fillet sauteed in red wine and garnished with a light rasperry sauce. Second, a fine cobra-head soup, with just enough touch of venom to tingle the lips left intact. Third he offered a fine display of culinary arts with cobra bacon wrapped asparagus with a tail-meat patte served on expensive French crackers. Fourth roast belly steak marinated in cajun and sezchwan spices with rice and fuagra. And to finish it all off, cobra sushi, california style with non-vinagared rice.

The panel tased each,a nd the decision was unanimous, Sejah was the winner, for his cuisine reighned supreme!