The Tale Of My F*cked Up Comp

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Once upon a time, Mr. Modem decided to screw over the majestic screen and enchanted mouse, so Colin, the hero of this story, must now use the modem in his laptop, which messes with his head when he types. He is banned from using the magical powers of AIM, and can only be reached by the dreaded E-MAIL!

The moral of the story: My computer is a bitch.

[Kikran Akard]

*Blows up Scorp's PC*

Ahh, the wonders of IC.

Anyways, that sucks Scorp....hope you get whatever it is fixed soon.

[Teka Kenobi]

Why is Colin the hero?

[Jyanis Scorpion]

Because I said he is. Colin also wins a Ferrari 456M GT and everybody is happy.