Happy Mother's Day!

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

Mom, just wanted to say, thanks for being my mom! I don't care if you're evil and twisted, or that I've been stuck with a babysitter for the last few threads.

And lets not mention the numerous kidnap attempts, successes, and the planned kidnaps still in the works (from the rumors I've heard...). I love you!

Thanks Mom!

Happy Mother's Day! :)



p.s. Where is Dad? :(

[Taylor Millard]

:lol yes where is your daddy?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Aww, thats so sweet! Why can't you be more evil!? :verymad

:) *hugs her wittle baby* I wuv you! You are so cute! :)

[Ariel Dalamar Mortis]

*toddles into the thread*


Happy mothers day mommy! You're the best mom I could ask for! I want to grow up to be an evil sith bitch just like you!!!!!


*hands her mom a flower she picked herself*

[Live Wire]

*takes the flower*

awww you're so sweet! But watch your mouth young lady! Honestly just cause your father says it doesn't mean you should.

*hugs Ariel*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

My kid can beat up your kid. :D

[Live Wire]

No way my kid can beat up yours easilly! Besides my baby's cuter too!!!!!

[Juju Fett]

Mom, oh dear Mom...I love when you cook for me oh Mom...You've done my dirty laundry for so many year's dear Mom. I wanna thank you, oh Mom. You've put up with my crap for so long...Mom... But even though it's Mother's day dear Mom...I juz have to say to you...Juz one little thing oh Mom ..."Stay the hell outta my room and leave my dirty book's alone..Ok MOM!!!..."

I love you Mom! :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I don't think so. Everyone knows that little boys are cuter than girls.

Besides, my son was cursed to the Dark side while still in the womb. He's definetely MORE evil than..whats your brat's name?

[Live Wire]

oh please you're just jealous cause you didn't have a girl! Besides my baby has two sith for parents. You're just a pathetic wannabe and your baby's father is a wimp! You only wish your baby could be as evil as mine.

[Juju Fett]

I'm a little boy trapped in a man's body...Hand's the baby a thermal detonator...Ohh look how cute...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*watches Ariel grab the detonator from the Mandalorian*

Interesting. Be sure and watch her blow up, Jax. >D

[Live Wire]

*watches ariel toss the detonator to jax where it bonks him in the head, knocks him out and lands in his lap*


awwww...Im so proud!!!! *wipes a tear from her eye* It just warms a mothers heart to see her child try to destroy the child of her sworn enemy.

[Juju Fett]

It's a dud..Well I hope...Watches as baby gum's the detonator. O.o

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:verymad

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*gums the detonator* >D

[Live Wire]

*hands jax a small lightsaber for him to chew on too*


here kid chew on this

*picks up ariel*

[Ariel Dalamar Mortis]

*sticks out her tongue at jax*

mneh!

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*takes his tiny hand and flips off Ariel*

:smokin

[Juju Fett]

A whining noise can be heard from the silver detonator as they look on....OMG! I gave the BABY THE WRONG ONE!!!...I"M OUUTA HERE!!!....Fly's his ass off.._____________=>o

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*quickly disarms the detonator with his inborn mad skillz*

:smokin

[Live Wire]

Ya know you really shouldn't teach your kids to smoke. It could kill them. Of course theres always the quick death by decapitation. :D

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*pinches fingers together...and LW feels her trachea starting to close*

Decapitation, huh? I bet you didn't know I could SPELL trachea! >D

[Live Wire]

*electrocutes jax and watches as steam rises from the top of his head*

the ability to spell is insignificant next to the power of force lightning. Your mother hasn't trained you very well I see.

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

Ow ow ow ow! My Dad will bust a cap in your @$$! *hides under his blankie while his mommy gets really really really mad*

:angel

[Live Wire]

Oh please Im not afraid of your dad! *watches the cowardly baby hide*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*taps LW on the shoulder, and when she turns around, catches her in the jaw with a hard right*

[Live Wire]

*grabs LD's arm and flips her over onto a stack of crates*

you know if you're gonna teach your child to fight you really should brush up on your own technique.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

-_-

You know, if you're going to talk, why don't you have something INTERESTING to say?

*LD bounces to her feet, and Pushes LW with the Force, slamming her against a conveniently placed cactus*

[Live Wire]

ow! (ya know that happened to me once IRL when I was about five?)



*picks out the thorns with the force and sends them shooting into LD's face*


You dont find me interesting? Too bad cause you still have a lot to learn.

[Rama]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Trouble in Paradise and a Cat fight breaks out! Saucey! ME-OW! Let's watch.........

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Once I was but a learner.

*deflects flying thorns with her ignited lightsaber*

NOW I am the master.

*does Darth Vader breathing noises*

:D

*Pulls LW towards her with the Force, swinging to slice her in two with her saber*

[Live Wire]

Only a master of stupidity LD!

*brings out her own saber and blocks LD and then turns and swings and cuts the rope holding up the chandelier and dives out of the way as it crashes towards ld*


(I watched the musketeer yesterday...hee hee)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*Without bothering to wonder where the chandelier came from, LD holds up her hand and catches the falling light source with the FOrce.*

I wish I had a witty comeback. But, maybe you'll accept this as a token of my apology? *tosses chandelier at LW*

[Juju Fett]

Juju does a little dance and pull's out some pom pom's..."You go girl, yo girl, you go girl..." Does the Michael Jackson Robot and Moon walk's.

[Live Wire]

*dodges chandelier and electroctues LD*


ooh now you match your ugly baby!

[Rama]

Oh this won't do at all...........this fight needs more Jello.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

UGLY!?

At least his father KNEW about him before he was born! You skank!

*LD blasts LW with Force Destruction*

[Live Wire]

You whore! *bitch slaps LD and tosses the chandelier at her ugly baby*

[Juju Fett]

I'm his Father!...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*saves the baby by ..vaporizing the chandelier!* He is NOT uglier than that thing you call a little girl.

I mean, I don't know whether to :lol or :cry. Honestly, she looks like a Hutt on a bad face day.

[Rama]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW this just got more exciteing!

[Live Wire]

Oh dont be jealous just cause your baby looks like a hut sat on its face! But Im sure eventually he'll grow into his head, when he's 60.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*turns and looks at Rama* You have something to SAY, Clown boy!?

[Live Wire]

Yeah what are you looking at? Your face is scaring our children!

[Juju Fett]

Does he have a funny little birth mark on his ass in the shape of a "G"?

[Rama]

Yeah.........I just wanna say that that lady.....the one in black. You need to sit your butt down cause you ain't no better looking then that baby!



"JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! "

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Are you talking about Rama?? HOnestly, whoever you are in the armour..I don't want to know what his ass looks like. >_<

[Rama]

Hey......I got a fine ass! >=(

[Live Wire]

*watches LD sit down after the lady in black comment* *hee hee*

this is not the jerry springer show rama! *hits him with her purse*

hey dont be talking about asses around my daughter!

*hits him again*

[Juju Fett]

Ohh Common...Juz look and see...It's in the shape of a "G"...I gotta know. Look's around to see if the D.A.'s around..

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:cry:cry

Sorry, my hormones are still a little imbalanced. :cry

[Live Wire]

see you made her cry! Bad Rama!!!!

[Juju Fett]

That's ok...The baby isn't that ugly...Well if you squint he's not....Ahh!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*grabs her baby* Its past his bedtime! Say goodnight to all the mean people, Jax.

[Live Wire]

*is reminded of the t-shirt that says "oh Im sorry from far away I thought you were cute"*

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*waves to the mean people* BURN IN HELL!

:D

[Live Wire]

You first!


(Night holly see you tomorrow....or prolly tues)

[Ariel Dalamar Mortis]

*watches the other mommy cart her ugly baby away* ha ha!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Good boy! *beams*

*Takes him out of the thread and back to his babysitter*

(Goodnight LW! Sleep well my dark sister of evil! >D TUESDAY! TOMORROW! YAY YAY YAY!)

[Juju Fett]

Boo-Bye baby!...:) Ugly lil critter...Mummbles under his helm.

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

*flips off JuJu and Ariel* DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO BURN IN HELL!?!?!?

:smokin

*gets taken out of thread*

[Live Wire]

(sleep well too! Have dreams of all the evil trouble we'll cause in LA)


*picks up ariel*

well I think we've caused enough trouble for one night!

*force lightning's jax on her way out*

(Night everybody)

[Juju Fett]

Now I know why I wear damn this helm!..::Shudder's::

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

GOOD NIIIIIGHT!

[curtain falls]

[Rama]

Hey look......im getting hit on!


WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Hapy Mothers Day!!!!! To all de mothers out there



form me!!!!!!

ii'm a litle drunk right now, but I thougt I'd put forth a effort

[Jax Ivanrue Tondry]

>D

[Zela Anos]

:: curtian falls on top of her ::

:cry

[DarthNuriko]

"Boo, mother's day!" comes the Nuriko's embittered reply.

[Shawn]

:: latches onto Nuri's leg in a deathgrip ::

MOMMY!!

[Evil Hobgoblin]

Latches on to Shawn's leg in his own deathgrip. "Ma!"

Hob then laughs maniacally and runs away.

[Gav Mortis]

I knew this place was full of a bunch of inbreds all along. :)

[Shawn]

I'm pretty sure that all of the Marzullo's have already vacated the premises. :p

[DarthNuriko]

::shakes her leg:: You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

[Gav Mortis]

:lol

They're not even here and they're still being victimized. :)

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

LOL This thread cracked me up! :lol

[Live Wire]

*sees gav*

ah ha! and since you missed mothers day you can take Ariel for the rest of the week.

*hands ariel over to her father*

[Ariel Dalamar Mortis]

*looks up and see's her father*


Daddy!!!!!


*pinches his nose and giggles*

[Loki Ahmrah]

*Hands Ariel back*

Sorry luv, it was mother's day months ago over here. You missed father's day, now rub my feet, wench! :)

[Live Wire]

*holds up her hands*

Nope not happening! You owe me! You owe me big!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*Morrouw watches the other cubs but stays quiet...for now*

[Loki Ahmrah]

Owe you? Owe you for what exactly!?

Okay then...

(Places Ariel on the floor and begins walking away, whilstling carelessly)

>D

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*Morrouw mews at Ariel but knows better than to bug the young Sith*

[Live Wire]

ugh! men!


You dont want me to start going down the list of things you owe me for!!!

[Ariel Dalamar Mortis]

*whimpers as her father puts her down and starts walking away*


*sees Seer*

KITTY!!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*Seer giggles* kjinda..... *Morrouw watches interestedly*

[Live Wire]

*scoops up Ariel*

Careful...that kitty's not exactly Iesis.

Just like a man. Walk off and leave the child with the woman. Men have no sense of responsibility.

Someone's gonna be sleeping on the couch.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hehe, nejitherrr one of usss would hurrrt a jyoung one......