There's something wrong here...(A new one!)

[Sejah Haversh]

You know, I've discovered a rahter disturbing trend in the Sith lately. They all are now wearing black trenchcoats or black leather or spikey armor, and have black hair, either dyed or natural, and really pale skin. So, they've basically become Goths with super-powers.

Some take it a step further and are all super-evil, I want nothign to do with good and all good things must die. Which is all fine and dandy for them, but what do they do for fun after all the cruelty and torture gets old? Do they go to Sith malt shoppes? Doubtful.

Well, In order to bring a little bit of fun back into the Sith, I bring you my most evil character ever, one who's terror shall go unmatched. Until I do the next one...

Darth Fonzie!

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[Master Yoghurt]

Now THAT is evil!

[Marcus Telcontar]

OMG, that is sooo cool - it's Uber cool.

And very funny too :D

[Alpha]

:lol

[Miryan no Trunks]

but what do they do for fun after all the cruelty and torture gets old?

Silly Jedi ^_^ Cruelty and Torture NEVER get old =)

[ReaperFett]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

They all are now wearing black trenchcoats or black leather or spikey armor, and have black hair, either dyed or natural, and really pale skin. So, they've basically become Goths with super-powers.

I agree and both disagree with that statement. There are many like that and it makes me cringe. But there are many exceptions to the rule, I'd certainly consider Gav to be one of those exceptions.

It certainly irritates me to see Dark Side characters who aspire to: "Rid the Galaxy of all things good, wreak havoc and destruction wherever they go because they hate everything good and positive." In my opinion, OOC, the only way a person can have such aspirations is to be insane. A sane mind cannot possibly perceive evil acts as 'good.'

[Taylor Millard]

:lol, well my evil character wears an Imperial Grand Admiral Uniform so :p

[Trace Sha]

Originally posted by Sejah Haversh
You know, I've discovered a rahter disturbing trend in the Sith lately. They all are now wearing black trenchcoats...Hey! :mad I resemble that part of your stereotype, and I for one don't really resent it. :p

[Sorus]

Hrrm.. I'd prefer them wearing black trenchcoats and such as opposed to a Sith wearing a mumu

[Miryan no Trunks]

Can just picture the next wave of non-offensive Sith, wearing hawaiian shirts and flourescent shorts, cruising around in their speeders just wanting to be nice to everyone

[Morgan Evanar]

I think you guys could go with the clothing... having someone dressed like that wreaking havok....

[Darth Viscera]

Originally posted by Miryan no Trunks
Can just picture the next wave of non-offensive Sith, wearing hawaiian shirts and flourescent shorts, cruising around in their speeders just wanting to be nice to everyone

It could be a new rank, just after Sith Apprentice. Prozac!

[Charley]

Yeah, its rather bland to see so many taking up the "disenchanted, angst-ridden punk anarchist" mold that seems to be all the rage in our post-matrix society.

Sanis wears a duster...and its khaki! The rest of you are lame! :p

[Darth Viscera]

I agree with LL. That's why all my characters are old, at least in their late 50's. Note that none of them have blue hair!

*firm stare at Khendon*

[Charley]

:lol priceless!

[Ogre Mal Pannis]

I defy all of your stereotypes by miles!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I ...I...

I have a dark blue cloak. And what can I say about the pale skin? I'm pale naturally!

Plus, Darth Vader set the black standard. Who am I to disagree!

NOW, Darth FOZZIE would be EVIL!

[imported_Firebird1]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M GOTHIC!!!

[ReaperFett]

ANother thing to blame The Matrix for :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

lmao

[Sejah Haversh]

Oh ho ho, but you haven't even begun to experience the full effect of the new Sith Squad I've dreamed up... Your next opponent shall be,

Darth Simmons! Work that body!

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[ReaperFett]

shake shake shake, shake shake shake... :)

[Charley]

:x

[Arya Ravenwing]

LMAO!!!!!! :lol:lol:lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Khendon? Blue hair? Really?

[Sejah Haversh]

Okay, and just because I got on a roll, there comes member number three.

And NO I will NOT do a darth Michelle!


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[Lady Vader]

:lol :x :lol :x :lol :x

I hereby ask permission from the forum to smash Sejah with my hammer.

...

Oh, who needs permission!

*:headbash Sejah.*

You have just been hit on by me!!! :lol

Absolutely love the Darth Fonzie! A snap of his fingers and he'll have the ladies running to be at his side! He'll be the envy of all the men! :lol:lol

[Sejah Haversh]

Smash away, LV, I deserve it.

And wait'll you lal see the next one, it's a duo. I'll not say who it is yet, but one is notoriously short, and the other is notoriously beautiful. Hee hee hee....

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

Laughing is not a particularly healthy thing for me to be doing right now, but I can't help it... dang it! Darth Simmons has got to be THE most evil creature ever dreamed up. Bar NONE.

Sadly, my character description exactly matches the stereotypical Sith you describe in the first post of this thread. However, I had no idea that any other people had characters that looked like that at the time I made it, since I've been out of RPing for some time. Also, believe it or not, my character is based on me - I am skinnier than you'd care to know, and pale, and have dark brown hair. And I own a black trenchcoat, SO WHAT. :)

Anyway, this character is a mongrel (half human, half "alien"), so his paleness and such are a result of his mixed heritage, not the fact that he's a Goth and hates life.

Those pictures are priceless. I recommend a Darth Gates, next. He's evil enough for it, but he LOOKS innocent enough!

[Jehova Eaven]

I don't fit any of the stereotypes, Jehova isn't evil (just going insane) and wears white or monotomish clothing, has white hair, orange eyes. And looks like the perfect description of an archangel (minus the romanesh garb)

BTW: Fonzie is the man.

[Marcus Telcontar]

LMAO!!!

[Sejah Haversh]

Okay, I promised you one short, one beautiful. Here they are together for the first time as Sith Lord and pupil!

Fabio and Gary Coleman! Bet you didn't think I'd thimk of them, did you?

Oh, feel the evil, feel it. Isn't it sqishy?

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[ReaperFett]

MY FRAGILE (very, very) LITTLE MIND! (more) RUINED!




:)

[Lady Vader]

:eek!!!!!!!!

:x

:lol

[Live Wire]

oh dear god!!!


I do like the fonze though.


And for the record LW is not sterotypical. She's sith and evil but she has a very femine sense of style. She does have dark hair but I have dark hair too. And her skin isnt gothic pale. She has a tan. so there :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

HOLY......

DARTH FABIO?!?!?!?!


LMAO!!!!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Trench coat wearing evil doers?


Ahhh frell, guilty as charged

[Sejah Haversh]

Well, I couldn't find a good picture of Mr. Rogers or Big Bird, so, here's another childhood icon...

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[Darth Turbogeek]

OMG!!!


True evil!

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

It's so very easy to make Ronald look evil, though. As it is for all clowns.

They are probably evil by nature, just some hide it better than others until it is TOO LATE.

[Sejah Haversh]

Yeah, it really wasn't that much of a challenge to do that Ronald one. I was trying to make Emperor Philbin, but that one was really bad, so I changed gears and got Darth Ronald instead.

[Arya Ravenwing]

I can't see them! :cry

[Taylor Millard]

Neither can I :cry

[TheHolo.Net]

O_o

o_O

I can't either after a hard refresh. :huh

[TheHolo.Net]

Hmm, I was able to save them from my cache tho. :)

Here's Fonz (attached file)

[TheHolo.Net]

and Sagat

[TheHolo.Net]

the deadly duo

[TheHolo.Net]

Simmons...

[Arya Ravenwing]

*waits for the last one to show up* I saw the others already. :( And I can't see the new Stewie pic in Viscera's thread. :cry

[TheHolo.Net]

and finally Ronald.

Comedy gold deserves to be forever preserved in the SWFans DB. :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

:eek Ronald is scary!

I always liked the Hamburgerlar better anyway. Now I know why! :D

[Sejah Haversh]

Sorry about some of them not always showing up, Boomspeed isn't always reliable, but it's fast and free. WIth a couple re-loads, they should appear.

And I feel kind of bad doing this to Mr. Rogers, but I think it's one of my better ones. I still respect Mr. Rogers very much, he is a cool guy. Now made even cooler by having his Sith powers exposed!

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[The Emperor]

Won't you be... my neighbour?

....

Oh you won't will you?

Well, we'll see about that...

[Kar'h'tzen Shaed]

Ahahaha!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

>_< my eyes!

[Jedi Neo]

LOL!!!

YOu know, this could be a good thing for the Sith.....

[imported_Firebird1]

Mind your manners, this is not good for the Sith. Look who we will have to work with, a lot of has beens, and a stupid clown...


Next we see the rest of the PBS Deamons who have their Sith powers reviled... but we know their evil already...

[ReaperFett]

Look who we will have to work with, a lot of has beens, and a stupid clown...
WILL HAVE? Isnt that description TSE and Rama? :)








*runs*

[Charley]

Fett wins, via Knockout!

[Jedi Neo]

I just think that Firebird has issues, the kind that a nice normal person would not have.

Now Firebird, tell us your problems, you fears, and your worries...

[imported_Firebird1]

I don't have issues! I just don't like working with the PBS demons!


And Fett, big words for a man who doesn't RP anymore, so guess what, your a has been so you probally know from experance on what Rama is going through...

[Jedi Neo]

Dude, I just think you have some problems that need to be resolved first. Also don't take your anger out on Fett because you set yourself up on that one.

[ReaperFett]

I've been a has been from day one :)


And I do RP, just vewy, vewy slowly :)

I see a RP of mine on page 1 of Strytelling in fact. Booyah to you :)

[imported_Firebird1]

HAy, I'll bash whomever I want to bash!


:headbash Neo

:headbash Fett

:headbash LL

:headbash Neo again for the heck of it.

[Jedi Neo]

O_o

Thats good, take your anger out, now what else are you angry with.....

Come on, what else?

[imported_Firebird1]

Floradated Water...

Floride is what the Commies put in our water, it's a poison!

I causes many weird things like mind control and ect...

I will preserve this boards puirty of our bodly fluids!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

oi vie, the alt ids strike again.....

[Lady Vader]

Firebird, I'm sorry... but this needs to be done...

*:headbash Firebird*

There, now don't you feel better after being hit on by me? :lol


That Ronald pic is creepy, and I don't know what to think of the Roger's one except I'll never think the same thing again when he says "Won't you be my neighbor?" :lol

[Charley]

(gives Firebird a point for excellent Doctor Strangelove quote)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*makes a note to remember to rent that* I pass it all the time but I always forget to rent it.....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol Neo/Firebird!

Floride is a byproduct of aluminum processing. Its a poison, basically, but in small doses they call it good for us and put it in our water. What people won't do to us for money!

Also..don't get floride on your teeth! It eats your enamel! No! Don't DO IT! *dives in front of the dentist chair, knocking trays and torture instruments everywhere!*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Torture Instruments.

Never were truer words spoken.
















Although that happy gas is loads of fun.

[Sejah Haversh]

Hmm, do I have to post Darth Sanda Bullock to get my thread un-hijacked again?

I'm warning you...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Moltar]

Plan R....

(And the bad thing is, I gave that quote from memory.)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

This is a threadjacking, Buster.



http://www.pawluk.com/pages/mktg/robbery.gif

[Sejah Haversh]

Okay, that's it, you all have earned Darth Shirley Temple for this!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol anything but that!

[Moltar]

Accutaly if you show me a Darth Marylin Monroe....

[Sejah Haversh]

Or I could go super-evil and whip up a Darth Teletubby.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

gah! not that!

[Jehova Eaven]

I'll agree with you only if I get a chance to fight and eviscerate them all... except Fonzie and Mr. Rogers.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Shirley Temples are yummy. :)

[Lady Vader]

LD, that can potentially sound... bad. O_o :x

[Live Wire]

>_< mental image!!! mental image!!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I meant the drink!

Where are your MINDS!? O_o

[Taylor Millard]

:lol I don't want to know, but I think I saw mine run around the block a few times. :lol

[Saharia]

Was that what that was?

that explains it.o_O