Drinks are on me!

[Darth Viscera]

*Places a variety of bottles on the table*

Alright, who wants what?

[Taylor Millard]

Congac. Remy Martin XO please.

[Darth Viscera]

cognac?

*eyes him fervently*

I say old chap, you look rather furnished already! I'll give you a cup of milk, hot sauce, and a spoon. Where you go from there is quite your own affair!

[Taylor Millard]

Fine...Sam Adams...Cherry Wheat.

[TheHolo.Net]

DV hears a strange noise coming from the back, where the “Vault” is located.

[Taylor Millard]

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

*hands Taylor a cup of sugar water*

That's all you'll get from me! And if you get rather mouth hungry, chew on a straw. This establishment is non-smoking!

Oh my, it's a large, gangly fellow! What will it be, Mr. Grinch?

[JMK]

I'll have a good ol brew bartender. And keep em comin! ;)

[Lady Vader]

This is kinda funny.

Ya know those curser tail thingys that follow your curser around? Well, when they move really fast, the look like the wings from TIE Fighters. And what makes it even funnier is that my curser is an X-Wing... so, it looks like there are 6 TIE's after my X-Wing! :lol

BTW, I've been meaning to get some nifty curser tails for the TSO and Ladies Lounge sites. Think you could help me with em, Visc?

*Grabs a drink while she's in here.*

[Taylor Millard]

Oh relax Vis...Millard (IC) isn't a smoker. OOC on the other hand...*picks up a Punch Rare Corojo, running it through his fingers....

:)

[Darth Viscera]

@JMK
A brew, eh? That I can do for you. Now what would you like brewed? *Prepares the sponge and places a mop atop his head*

@LV
Certainly I shall, woman. Simply give me a group of pictures that you like, (preferably of yourself in suggestive poses, though I'll take star wars icons as well), and I shall create a similar trail for you, using the marvelous open-source script which is readily available.

@TM
A punch rare what? Here now, no strumpets in this establishment, lest they are mine. How is your spice milk?

[Taylor Millard]

A Punch Rare Corojo...a fuller bodied cigar with a hint of cocoa beans along with a smoother ta-..

What? Oh you mean I'm NOT supposed to give a description of the cigar? Why not?

Oh non-smokers bar...Fine...

*Drinks the spice milk

Not bad...could use a little bit more of a punch to it...boy I'm glad finals are almost over.

[Master Yoghurt]

:: wanders into the bar ::

A cup of root leaf tea, please

[The Emperor]

Carbonated beverage.

[Daanarri Raurrssaatta]

Daani runs in, screaming in terror. "Therrre arrre ljittle jImperrrjial jIconsss followjing me!"

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:lol Seriously those mouse trail things are a trip!

[Sophia Harten]

Thanks, Visc, I'll see about finding some appropriate pics... for the cursor tails, that is. :lol

I need to find something decidedly appropriae for TSO and Ladies Lounge.

[Serena Laran]

If you spin the mouse in circles, the tail looks like a DNA strand.

O_o *gets mesmerized*

Also, any private forums I need access to?? :):)

[Taylor Millard]

Guild Sector and Strategic Command.

[Darth Viscera]

@TM
Yes, yes, finals. Keep talking, long legs. Want some more hot sauce?

@Yog
These are the finest roots I have *shows them off to Yog*, they were grilled, or hatched, or whatever the hell on some obscure nature planet with lots of deadbeet rainforests and hippies.

*puts the roots in a bowl, mixes them with leaves, sprinkles cinnamon on the top, then crams them in a blender and liquifies them, and pours the results into a glass*

There. Bet you didn't know that leaves could be liquified, did you? :D

@Daanarri
Hence the omnipresent part :D

@LV
Blast, foiled again! Hey, don't look now, but I think that green rat-thing over there is giving you googley-eyes *points to Yog*

@Serena
Yes, yes, you're high. Funny spinny things. Just wait until I change the color of each of the six icons.
And you now have access to all private forums.

[Darth Viscera]

Hey, anyone remember the link to the star wars place that had the flash cartoons about yoda getting high? I need it for Yog's sig. Something like,

When gone am I, the last of the non passed-out Jedi will you be....urgh agh...Obi-Wan...there is another...agh..beer in the fridge.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I wonder if *I* have a CT here! *grabs a shot of vodka from behind the bar*

[Darth Viscera]

It should be taking effect shortly. Mod CT's are hard to change.

And you can have all the drinks you want, my dear! That should loosen your inhibitions quite splendidly! :angel

[Master Yoghurt]

Mmmmm..... good this root leaf tea is.

:: gives LV the googley eyes treatment while drinking his tea ::

:D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Snarks a bottle of vodka and a shot glass, then sits next to LD*


Drinking game?

[Lady Vader]

O_o

Damn! He IS giving me the googly-eye treatment! What will the other Jedi think?? :lol

[JMK]

Just make it a southern / 7 please? ;)

[Darth Viscera]

:huh

How do I make a southern 7? Or should I just make it up as I go along?

[Jehova Eaven]

I'm not a hard drinker, I'll take some white or red wine.

[Darth Viscera]

*Fills a V-shaped glass with red wine, and hands it to Jehova*

[Shawn]

Blood, please. Warm, preferably.

[Darth Viscera]

*picks his nose for a very long time*

Okay, I think I have it tapped...stand back.

HA...HAAA-CHOO!

*A very bloody piece of snot goes flying into a glass. A steady stream of nose blood follows it, filling the cup to the brim*

There you go. Give me 2 hours to get enough blood together to do that again.

[Jehova Eaven]

o_O

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*checks off her daily grossed-out box*

[Darth Viscera]

:D

[The Emperor]

YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE SECRET OF THE EYE!






























Without liquoring me up.

[Darth Viscera]

*Slides a whiskey sour over to him*

Speak up, scaley

[Lady Vader]

Wow, Visc. You succeeded in thoroughly grossing me out with that snot-picking job. o_O

:x

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

Any time!

[JMK]

Southern/7 = Southern Comfort + Sprite or 7UP.

[Shawn]

Southern Comfort... Mmmm....

[Darth Viscera]

me no speaky booztalk.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*LD looks at s'Il* Drinking games?!

Okay! :D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*Pours herself and LD a shot, then looks around for a pool table*

If there's a pool table in this joint, we can play drunken pool.............every time you miss a shot, you have to take a shot :D

[JMK]

Yeah, soco is sooooooo good....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Drunken pool!

*doesn't miss her shot* >D

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ooooooh, good shot.......

*shoots and doesn't miss either*


But trust me, that's not gonna last.. My game gets exponentially worse as I play; it never fails :smokin

[Arya Ravenwing]

:lol And I can' t remember what name I'l logged in as.

*checks*

Ohhh.....

:) Well anyway, I'm going to take my shot now, because I'm such a good player I'll never get to drink anything. ;) j/k, I'm either good, or I suck at pool. And it varies from game to game. If I could predict the good games, I'd become a pool shark and bet money. :p

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

:lol



well, we could always say we're already drunk, and just start fighting................................... again :lol

[AmazonBabe]

:: Pops in and places a small vase with a single rose in each on each table in the bar. ::

Purdy! :)

Oh, and can I have a Mountain Dew Code Red so I can go hyper and balistic? :D :lol

:crack

[Khendon Sevon]

*grumbles* code red, psh!

Khendon lifts himself onto the bar table and quickly throws himself over to the other side, roughly oriented near Viscera. Khendon cringes as he looks at the selection, “psh, what, no Champaign? Where is the MAGNUM! I WANT A MAGNUM CHAMPAIGN!” The black Imperial suit clad figure runs a hand through his hair as he puts his weight on his heels and bends his knees a little, examining the contents below the bar itself. “Ah, I see you are a wise man, Viscera… you hide the good stuff.” Khendon reveals a large bottle of Greek Ozo12.

“Who wants a hole in their stomach?” Sets a pyramid of shot glasses and begins filling.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*finds a ping pong ball and lobs it from across the bar at Khendon, then laughs as it bounces off the back of his head*

Ha! Take that!



*takes another shot, misses the right corner basket completely, and downs another shot of vodka*

[Spirityoda]

JD shots + Kalua & Cream yummmy!:D

[Sean Piett]

Some antifreeze, if you will.