*Pitches a tent*

[Darth Viscera]

Ahhh! My new home. :D

[Lady Vader]

Eh? Wouldn't this be your second home? :p

[Jehova Eaven]

hey, no pant tents here! :: looks down at visc :: please vacate the premisis. (argh I can't spell, I R dumb)

[Darth Viscera]

@LV
No semantics!

@Jehova
No penis jokes!

Now then, the only people allowed in my tent are LV and LD!
*zips up the tent*

*reads a magazine with a flashlight*

[Lady Vader]

Uh...??? O_o

I'm... lost...? Should I run for the hills yet?

*Blinks*

:lol

[Jehova Eaven]

Yes, you should run away with me... we'll be free to do what we wish! LOL

[Lady Vader]

O_o

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...

You have a death wish, don't you? :p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*runs away from ALL of them* :eek

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

:: gets out the matches and sits next to Vis' tent trying to set it on fire ::

[MPhage]

Excellent....

Tents....

That means that they have no constructed buildings yet....

Which means....

NO BRICKS!

::Runs wild through the forum::

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*trips over a brick while running away* Ack! *falls*

[MPhage]

::Turns as she falls and sees the brick she tripped over. ::

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

::Runs screaming away in terror.::

[Live Wire]

We really need to start giving iq tests before letting people in here

[Vice Hazzard]

*Fails IQ test*

I is stupidly dumb.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*rubs his bald head for luck*

:)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

**Looks into the thread**

Ah... No Comment...

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

:: sees Dyzms, and waves ::

"Hi."

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

ah, you have finally come to venture into one of our distrubed threads eh? Well, until you are as crazy as us, your just be someone else, so QUICK! Get Crazy and become a member in mind and not just body.

[Live Wire]

its a requirement of the order that you be both insane and intelligent. Of course most really smart people are slightly off so its an easy requirement.

[Jehova Eaven]

In other words, be a Malkavian.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

In Other Words, BOW TO MY SIG

[MPhage]

NEVER!

[Lady Vader]

Vice, how many times have I told you not to set off those Force Desrrtuction orbs so close to your head... :rolleyes :p :lol

*Rubs his bald head.*

Ooooooo... smooooooooth... :lol

*Sees Dyzm. Sees Mini Mage. Laughs at Dyzm. Pockets Mini Mage.* :p

*Throws brick at the retreating MPhage.* :lol

[Live Wire]

we need to have an intervention to cure lv of her mini mage obsession.

[MPhage]

I second the intervention Idea!

I'll bring the bricks! ::Evil grin::

PAYBACK!

[Lady Vader]

*With a single thought, LV turns the bricks into dust.*

>D

*Produces more bricks and starts Force tossing em at MPhage.*

:lol

[MPhage]

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

::Screams bloody murder and takes off running, dodging the bricks as much as he can::

[Malice Draclau]

Jumps behind Mphage and eats the bricks. Starts walking over to LV threatening to take away mini mage.

*It's for your own good. Your doctor said to stay away from those. They are what caused your unexpected flea problem*

Keeps walking towards LV, pulling out a can of flea begone.

*Now stay still.....this will only stink a little*

Starts spraying everywhere, while still trying to get Mini mage away from her.

[Live Wire]

*coughs through the cloud of flea begone*


ewww get that stuff out of here you're gonna kill all of us.

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

Insane....?

Ooooh! You mean be myself, okay, I can do that easily.

*looks at cloud of flea stuff*

Use Advantage, works alot better, only LV can't take a bath for a whole month afterwards.......

[Lady Vader]

Hogwash and poppycock!

*Force pushes flea begone into Malacie's direction, drenching him in cough-enducing spray.*

I'll be keeping Mini Mage, thanks. And don't make me call the all-powerful wrath on you. It wouldn't be a pretty sight...

>D

[Malice Draclau]

Malice threw the bottle out of the way quickly fanning the smoke. After wiping his eyes and catching his breath,he grinned at LV.


*Ohh yeah...well if you give me mini mage then i'll....... give you this giant can of TUNA!!!!!*


Pulls a rope that suddenly appears and a big red curton falls revealing a giant can of tuna.

*Don't ask where it came from.....cause then i'd have to kill you*


He then holds ou his hand.

*Now hand over the little guy and you get all of this*

[Shenraun]

*Suddenly, the visage of tuna disapears as the illusion takes shape into a large red dragon. With one swift gulp, Malice is gobbled up into Shenrauns mouth.*

*From within the mouth can be heard muffled sounds of griping and kicking.*

*Tiring of the over-active capture within his mouth, Shenraun spits the contents out, and a very wet and slimey Malice emerges.*

:D

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Are you saying my Mini-Mage's have Fleas??? NO! I will destroy you all! Fleas dont like me, my blood is so evil it BURNS THEM AS SOON AS THEY BITE ME!!! And that transfers over to da Mage.

[Malice Draclau]

LOL!!!!!!!


Malice wipes the dragon spit from his face and looks at LV.

*No why'd you go and do that for.......I'M ALLERGIC TO DRAGON SPIT*



Gets up and runs over to the nearest shower. Starts bathing and wont come out till 15 years have past.

[Hoshi No Shikyo]

O_o

:: goes back to trying to burn Vis' tent down ::