Achtung Achtung! Kommen sie hier!

[Darth Viscera]

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The King Tiger tank, designed by Adolf Hitler himself, was indeed the most fearsome weapon of war to face the liberating allied armies during the fortress europe campaigns.

There was but one flaw that the Wehrmacht could not correct however, one which may have cost the Third Reich the war: the Fuehrer would not allow them to change his color scheme.

[ReaperFett]

Mmm, Neopolitan flavour :)

[Darth Viscera]

Okay, let's try something else:

caption that picture!

[The Emperor]

*In a British bunker*

Soldier 1: What's that? It's... IT'S A NAZI TANK!

Soldier 2: No it's not.

S1: What?

S2: No, look at that color scheme. That must be a French tank. Open the gates boys! Lower your weapons!

[Gurney Devries]

Admiral Ackbar couldn't believe the Diktat took him seriously when he told him that it was Gay Pride day in the military :)

[Darth Viscera]

:lol @ The Emperor
:rolleyes @ Gurney Devries :spank bad!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Silly Hitler. Trix are for kids!

[Gurney Devries]

Oh my... I'm being spanked. o.@

[Lilaena De'Ville]

What happens when you don't buy paint in bulk.

[Kiattaarra Feessaarro]

O_o

:lol

I half expected to see Rainbow Bright pop out of that monster!

[Sanis Prent]

Taste the 88 millimeter rainbow.

[Jared Mriad]

Captain: Alrite men, We are ready for desert storm!
Soldier: ah.. Captain.. Why is that one painted THAT scheme istead of bage?
Capt: Ah.. That's MY tank. I want to be the most noticable person out there!
Sold: Wont you have the most chance of being killed?
Capt: Shut up! My wife's PMS'n! She told me not to come back for a while so I plan to do that!
Sold: Oh. I see.

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

All through very noticeable in the most rural battlegrounds, the Circus Camo tank was a master of its enviroment. All 1 of the painted tanks served with honor and pride in Operation Fun House. Until it took a direct hit from a custard cream pie, ending its long and historic life.

[ReaperFett]

When Clowns attack :)

[The Emperor]

A Tank ~ in San Francisco.

[ReaperFett]

WHen Pimps get nasty, they mean business! :)

[Inabrin Tain]

Who are you kidding, thats the entire Italian armoured division and you know it!!

[Rama]

Nazi Redneck: You know.........got a piece here.....got a piece there. You never really notice unless your looking for it.

[The Emperor]

GAH FLIM FLAM IT ALL

[Rama]

Or


From the allied troops guide book

.......this battle tank finds it's most effective cover in the latrines, so be watchful while "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

[Darth Lynch]

Commander: My Fuehrer do you not think we should change the color scheme?

Hitler: But its so pretty!

Commander: My Fuehrer it is not a color to inspire fear in our enemies

Hitler: I like it......

Commander: My Fuehrer we release this thing and we will get more homosexuility than the navy already does.

Hitler: You only say that because I did not woopie with you last night.

Commander: This is not a matter of whoopie! This is a matter of German pride!

Hitler: German pride? We're Nazis! Since when did we have any pride?

[Aura StarRider]

Hände hoch!!! Rauchen ist verboten! Nice tank Viscera..They were awesome!

Hey Jedah! You remind me of a tiger tank. >_< Blast and crush first, skip the interrogation till the next war, if anything is left of your target. >_<
Planning on obliterating the Jedi? Or just a certain Jedi with her name sketched on your turret.. ;)

[Dark Lord Dyzm]

Perhaps Hitler thought that if the Allies say the tank, they would laugh so hard they wouldnt be able to fight back?

[ReaperFett]

Drunk Nazi: Maybe if we shneek thish back in veeeeeeery quietly, noone will know we took it into town




:)

[Sanis Prent]

In ze Wehrmacht...ja you can join ze Kompanie!
In ze Wehrmacht...kommen look like ein Frenchie!
In ze Wehrmacht...viele leather pants haben Sie!
In ze Wehrmacht...

Sie nimmt du!
Sie nimmt du!
Sie nimmt du fur ein neue Kraut fruit!

[Aura StarRider]

Actually, in case some didnt know. The Wehrmact were regular army. The Waffen SS were of the said Nazi division, but many of them were like the Wehrmacht and werent cold blooded killers, reputed as the regular black uniformed SS to be. Since the Waffen were front line soldiers, some shared the Wehrmacht's sense of honor amongst warriors. Of course they had the best armament, being Hitler's pride and joy and all. The regular SS of course were Nazi affilitated. There were cold blooded attacks by both sides btw.

I know alot about WW2, read many true war accounts, and had relatives on both sides.

[Darth Viscera]

Don't forget that the Waffen SS were not in fact Hitler's pride and joy as he intended them to be. Heck, Waffen SS ranks included the "untermenschen" themselves. I'm sure that every country in Europe had a great deal of their men in the Waffen SS, as it was pretty much the Nazi Foreign Legion. Belgium fielded 2 divisions, if I recall, and there were recruits from the Ukraine and etc other countries. I'm tempted to mention the Spanish "Blue" Division, but I believe that was the Wehrmacht.

[Aura StarRider]

Jawohl, Viscera ;) Also from Romania, I believe. Some Russians as well. This was later when the 3rd Reich needed more men.

[Sanis Prent]

Correct...the Waffen SS was comprised of foreign nationals fighting for Germany.

[ReaperFett]

Q: What did Hitler eat for breakfast?

A: The Waffle SS

[Gav Mortis]

(Buh-bum!)

Wokka wokka wokka! :)

[ReaperFett]

*bows*
:)

[Gav Mortis]

*Throws tomato at Fett (whilst he is has no Force Power in his meter and as a result cannot Force Push it back:)) aaand...SPLAT!*

We have to continue the Fozzy tradition. :)

[ReaperFett]

damn that metre :)