I am weak... the Spoiler Side is indeed strong!

[Lady Vader]

I gave in.

:|

I fell.

:\

I broke.

:(

My will is not as strong as I thought.

:cry

I have turned to the.............................

SPOILER SIDE!

>_<

*Points gun to her head.*

:x

But, before I shoot myself, I just wanted to share with you a massive spoiler I found (some of you Spoiler Side peeps may have already seen this)...

SPOILER!!!!!

Told ya it was a massive spoiler! >D











































:p

Made ya look!

:rolleyes

:lol

[Anbira Hicchoru]

The spoiler I posted in Films section is bigger.

[Lady Vader]

Maybe. But mine can be hidden with the spoiler code. :p

[sirdizzy]

ya should read my spoilers there very innocent

[Ken Jiang]

Dum dum dum...another one bites the dust.

You've betrayed my faith in you, LV! I will remain as immaculate as the Virgin Mary's knickers.

[Lady Vader]

:lol Ken. You obviously didn't bother reading the "spoiler" I posted. :rolleyes

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by Ken Jiang
I will remain as immaculate as the Virgin Mary's knickers.

(Smart-ass mode engaged)

eh... i don't know it that counts for much...

After all, remember the what Rufus said in "Dogma" :

"Mary gave birth to Christ without having known a man's touch, this is true. The Immaculate Conception, the Vigrin Birth, those are all leaps of faith. But to believe that a married couple never got down, well... that's just plain gulibility!"

(End Smart-ass mode)

[Live Wire]

lol @ Gav


lol @ figrin!


Dont you give in girl! Don't do it! Im disowning you if you betray the spoiler free alliance

[ReaperFett]

Out of sheer awkwardness, I want to move this into films, for even TRYING to fool people :)

[Live Wire]

awww leave it here! I promise to hijack it with sexual innuendo in my next post

[Ken Jiang]

I read it, LV, but wasn't sure whether that meant you were joking about giving into thew spoilers or not! :p

As for Figrin: Well, I don't doubt for a second that the ol' girl probably got burried in a "Y-shaped" coffin. :) All I'm saying, is that she frequently did her laundry. Hence, immaculate underwear. :D

[Live Wire]

Okay thats a disturbing mental image! I feel like I need to pray for forgiveness after reading that!

[ReaperFett]

I promise to hijack it with sexual innuendo in my next post
Dont go over the top now :)

[Ken Jiang]

Originally posted by Live Wire
Okay thats a disturbing mental image! I feel like I need to pray for forgiveness after reading that!

LOL!!! :lol


Don't go over the top now

That's certainly not what you were saying to me with those bleedin Pushes on Nar Shadaa! :mad

[Live Wire]

lol! Me go over the top???? Never!!! :angel

so much innuendo so little time!

[ReaperFett]

Hey, thats a good one!

Im trying to work out how to set the config to randomly say froma selection of drop jokes everytime Im drop someone :)

[Ken Jiang]

How do you do all that talking?

[Live Wire]

hey I was supposed to be the one to hijack this thread!!!!!


:p

[Marcus Telcontar]

The y shaped coffin is a disturbing mental image

[ReaperFett]

Well, I presume something like bind x say "Poodoo" would make Poodoo be said when I press x. Now, in Half Life people had it set to do it when they killed. Its doable in JO, the bots do it. WHat I need to do is work out how to merge it all, and then watch people hate the blue-with-pruple-background-named one that mocks them :)

[Lady Vader]

And in other news...

Poodoo!

:lol

:crack

Speaking of sexual inuendo, I just got through reading a veeeeeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyy interesting fan fic based in the SW universe. o_O Let's just say I'll be in more of a *ahem*wackier*ahem* mood tonight than most nights. >D

[Live Wire]

ooooh!!!!!!! Late night locker room chat!!!! I want details!!! Gimmie a link!

[ReaperFett]

Not here you dont :)




Unless you are going to link everyone to mine first :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol

I sent her a PM. I wasn't gonna link said fan fic (not this one at any rate) here in public!!

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Nor mine, eh? :)

[Lady Vader]

Well, Fett, I'd link your's here, sure, if I had said link. :lol

[ReaperFett]

Yeah yeah, sure you've lost it :(

















j/k :)

[Live Wire]

lol! link your own stuff fett!

yay *goes off to read*

[ReaperFett]

I dont link here because I know noone will overly give a slightest :)

When Im done Ill probably put the link here once

[Chaos Alexander]

ewww. Youall must be pure like me!....nevermind.

[imported_QuiGonJ]

hmmm.... I think Yad's and the CCnet lawyers will be in touch with you soon on that one LV.. stealing CCnet material... for shame! :p

[Live Wire]

CCnet has lawyers now??? When did you guys get those? I've been lurking there and I havent seen any lawyers.

[Lady Vader]

Lawyers are like ghosts, LW, they magically appear when you need them. :ghost

Of course, afterwards, they bleed you dry. :x

[Lochabre]

Lochabre hears fleshed one mentinion lawyers and then hears they suck blood...

LIFESTEALERS!!!

In a spasm of rage, Lochabre storms off to stomp some "lawyers"

[Lady Vader]

*Cheers Lochabre on.*

You go get em... uh... gargoyle!! Squish em! Squish em! :lol

[Live Wire]

*gives lochabre directions to ccnet*


good boy! Go stomp lawyers!

[Lady Vader]

Yes, to stomp lawyers you will go.

o_O

But leave patrons be. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Lochabre is turning into a useful B&G Enforcer. We don thave to pay him AND he stomp lawyers. What mre could you ask for?

[sirdizzy]

can i be a lawyer

[Live Wire]

if you want to get stomped by lochabre

[imported_Firebird1]

Let me see if we have space on the bus.....

Frome Jedi Knight2 Multiplayer.
You know, I like it when someone comes up to me and starts randomly slashing at me with their lightsaber. I just stand there and block and the person usually impails himself on my lightsaber. Quite efficent accutally...

[Jared Mriad]

Ya, What's fun to also do in JO:M is to throw people off after they knock your sabre off down when you throw it. ^____^ Bai Bai Stormpooper 001.

ANYWAY.. .I digress

*hauls in a vat of lawers all chained together and removed of their bloodsucking/moneysucking abilited* Who wants the first one? :D

[imported_QuiGonJ]

LW, you haven't seen the lawyer threads cause you don't have access to the 2000 posts plus club, and Jared, all you got was the junior lawyers.

We got Wolfram and Hart covering us... you ain't getting the bigwigs. :p

[sirdizzy]

i am not afraid of someone with a silly name of lochabre

[Lady Vader]

No, no, no. It is not the name. It is the creature.

*Brings in Lochabre by one claw. Starts doing the Vanna White thing of showing off stuff.*

Here you have a MASSIVE gargoyle that likes to eat stone. Means he's got a helluva strong digestive track.

*Lifts arm, puffing slightly from the weight.*

BIG biceps and triceps.

*Holds up fingers.*

BIG fingers with even bigger claws, good for squishing heads.

*Pats leg.*

Powerhouse full of muscle in here.

*Points to feet.*

Complete with claws, these babies can kick one in half.

*Clampers up the gargoyles arm, and sits on his shoulders.*

Nice broad shoulders for knocking one into next week.

*Points to horns.*

Two words: VERY sharp!

*Points to head.*

Glowy eyes, the better to see one with... sensitive nose, the better to smell yone with... and sharp teeth, the better to tear one into tiny chunky giblets.

*Folds hands over chest.*

And there you have it. So, the name isn't what should be looked at. It's the creature that carries the name.

*Whispers.*

Names can be so deceiving, sometimes. :lol

[sirdizzy]

still sounds an looks silly


i got a pet goldfish

[imported_Firebird1]

I think your Goldfish will be destroyed by that Gargoyle....

[Lady Vader]

Nah, the goldfish will be destroyed by moi.

*Pops goldfish in mouth.*

Mmmm.... fish. :lol

[ReaperFett]

*steps on LV's foot, goldfish escapes*

[Lady Vader]

*swings hammer, first catching goldfish with a :headbash, and then catching Fett with a double :headbash :headbash.*

:lol

>D

[imported_QuiGonJ]

But if the goldfish is in your mouth... ooof!

What's that saying? "I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!"

[ReaperFett]

*knocks fish to safet, takes LV's hammer*

And you dont get this back until you learn to play nice!



:)

[Jasseeri Arreearruu]

*kicks Fett in the shin.*

That was me playing nice... pray I don't start playing rough.

:p

[ReaperFett]

Bring it on, I prefer a straght fight to all this sneaking around!


:)

[Live Wire]

lol I don't need a lawyer! I stay out of that kind of trouble.



oooh I'd pay money to watch fett get creamed by LV

[ReaperFett]

very kind of you :)

[imported_QuiGonJ]

We don't have lawyers to get us outta trouble.. that's not their true purpose... >D :evil

[Live Wire]

I dont even want to know why you guys have lawyers. its just disturbing.


lol you and LV can split the profits Fett

[ReaperFett]

Never thought people would want me on pay per view :)

[Lady Vader]

*Starts filing nails.* >D

:lol

[Live Wire]

well it would be a quick fight. one swipe of her claws and you'd be lunch meat!

[ReaperFett]

I'd duck and dive :)

[Live Wire]

that wont help

[ReaperFett]

It will. Look how Wolverene was hardly winning easy in the film :)

[Live Wire]

wolverine vs LV......now theres a fight!

[ReaperFett]

But I dont get my money then!

[Live Wire]

thats true but you get a night of fine entertainment

[Admiral Lebron]

Any thread over 50 posts turns into a Fett v. (Random Female)

[Kiattaarra Feessaarro]

LMAO! :lol:lol:lol

[ReaperFett]

I dont want entertainment! :)

[Judicator Kal Shora]

*uses his strobing eyes to hypnotize Fett into doing his bidding*

All right... bake me some bread

[imported_QuiGonJ]

Just don't ask Live Wire to make you a ham sandwich.... :lol

[Live Wire]

lol its true most threads end up fett vs someone.


AHHHH!!!! Not the ham sandwhich!!!!!!

*frowns*

Everyone can make their own damn ham sandwhiches!!! :p lol

[ReaperFett]

lol its true most threads end up fett vs someone.
I make most global dictators look well liked :)





And I'm guessing Ham Sandwiches means something else

[Live Wire]

lol nope ham sandwhiches ironically means ham sandwhiches

[imported_QuiGonJ]

Yep, just an old joke involving ham sandwiches.

And LW, ask LV sometime bout Wolfram and Hart so you'll get the current joke, k? :D

[Live Wire]

uh oh more ham jokes?

[Kiattaarra Feessaarro]

:huh

My brain has shut down. What was I to tell LW again? :lol

[Live Wire]

lol I knew she wouldnt remember