Just Sayin Hi....

[Lord Soth]

I know everybodys curious what everyone looks like thats never met. So I thought I would show everyone what Sothie and his sweet love Tatiana look like in rl... :love Hi baby muahhh...

[Shawn]

Did I miss something? Or were you saying that you two look like the kissy smiley? :huh

[Lord Soth]

No Shawn I was just tryin to get a pic up bro... Im me sometime Long time no hear....

[Morgan Evanar]

*Squishes Soth's head*

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Oh what a prrrettjy male!

(Taa's eyes beamed, until she saw the significant other)

But what bad tassste he hasss! What can a hyuu-mann female do that a Cjizerrrack female cannot?

(She huffed, adjusting her glasses)

[Lord Soth]

Grab's him in a skull crusher with his 19 inch arm's...lol How ya been man?...

[Live Wire]

hey I know those people!!!!!

*huggles her friend and her sis*

[Lord Soth]

Awww...Hey gf....Hug's and stuff.:D

[Darth Viscera]

Head squisher, this is my spot! *squishes Morgan's head*
I'm squashing your head, I'm squashing your head!

[Sage Hazzard]

Wow.... so, could you just *pop* someone's head off with those things?

[Alana Stormcloud]

Waves hi to her bro and Tine. Hey Sothie I see you didnt put in the pic where you had just worked out. eheheh That pic makes you look way smaller than you are. hahahaha Runs away. Oh and im not cookin dinner tonigt so :Þ Looks for the other pic so she can put it in hehehe

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:eek!!

woooooooooaaaah. nice pic :D

[Lady Vader]

Eh, don't I know those ppl?

*Thinks*

I'm pretty sure I do...

*Thinks some more.*

*Thinks really hard.*

*Shrugs*

Nope... guess I don't...












































:p ;) :lol

[Leia1031]

Awwww, lookie! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/love/luxlove.gif It's me and my love! MUUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/tweetz/hug2.gif I miss you!

[Darth Lynch]

So these are CA people.......

They're hideous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tunes out from the TwilightZone*

Oh wait they are not bad.

*Looks at the posters*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nathanial K'cansce]

Ya know, I bet that if I poked Soth's pipes with a pin they'd pop.

>D :smokin

*wails his own pipe cleaners around the air like a scrawny madman*

[Aura Allei]

California??? O_o

**waves 3000 miles away from the Jersey shore.**

You guys make a great couple. Nice looking peeps. :)

You get those arms wrestling Rancors? o_O >D

[Lilaena De'Ville]

O_o

Wow, great job Tatiana! ;) Now, find one for me! :D

You guys are way too cute. No, really.

[Lord Soth]

LOL...No, if you really want to know were I found those pipe's lol...I found them at the bottom of a Cracker Jack's box...:P And yes, that's the love of my life!...Hi Baby!...I Love You...MMuuhhaaa!!...Yup yup...Cali peep rock!http://www.colute.net/cwm//otn/love/kiss.gif

[Loki Ahmrah]

Hi Baby!...I Love You...MMuuhhaaa!!...Yup yup...Cali peep rock! http://www.colute.net/cwm//otn/love/kiss.gif

A guy built like a house talking like that! :eek

Just when I thought my prejudice of Cali people was ill-founded. :)

[Darth Vader]

Its not that he's built like a house...its that she is built like a mouse.

The picture is decieving. Although Sothie is a big fella, he looks twice as big around Miss Teenie :mneh :lol

(Flings Tatiana over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes) ;)

[Loki Ahmrah]

:lol

So it's kinda like one of those deceptive depth perception diagrams!

[Morgan Evanar]

I'd guess that Soth's about the same height as I am, but about twice as broad in the shoulders.

This gives me an edge in paintball! =D

[Lady Vader]

:lol

Yeah, I guess he could be a walking target of sorts. So, hitting him in paintball would be a breeze.

Me on the other hand... I turn sideways and disapear. Perfect camoflage. :lol

*Puts mousy ears in Tiney.*

[Live Wire]

lol everyones taller then Tine! Shes the cali midget

[Leia1031]

Hey! I am not a midget! :mad You're just jealous that I have a hot bf and you don't. :mneh

[Darth Vader]

I'm not jealous that you have a hot boyfriend :p haha

[Live Wire]

lol!!! Oh please I've been calling you a midget since before you had a hot boy friend that has nothing to do with it. Why do you think I call you Tiney!

[Leia1031]

No Charley, you just have issues. :lol

And true, you have been calling me Tiney for a while. But still... that doesn't make me a midget.

[Live Wire]

I have more issues then charley


and you are a midget!

You're a nice midget but a midget just the same

[Lord Soth]

Ohh you guy's are bad...Look's to his woman. Juz say the magic word love and I will kill on command! After all, my 500 pound dead-lift's and my 400 pound bench press and the 300 pound military press would come in quite handy right now...Stand's in front of his love and growl's as his eye's turn a red hue....

"Come, let me show you something!" Crack's his knuckle's as a sinister laugh admits from him.

""Stay, I want to play!"http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif

[Leia1031]

No argument from me. You have more issues than anyone I know. :lol

5'2" does not consitute a midget! I'm just a little shorter than most. That's all. :D

[Aura Allei]

LOL Leia..Im just jealous my rl bf hates RPG, and here ya got one that loves it, and is a talented one like yourself. :) If my bf posted he loved me on a board, I would dial 911 saying his body was being invaded my an ET. :evil

What bait you use to catch him?

Maybe I should try brainwashing mine first.:darkangel

5'3 1/2 not much bigger, but just as tough as you big boyz:wings

[Leia1031]

Yeah! Kill! Kill! KILL!!! >D BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!


(Peeks from behind him and sticks her tongue out at everyone.)

NEENER! :mneh NEENER! :mneh NEENER!!!!:mneh

[Leia1031]

Actually, he's the one who caught me. I think he put a spell on me. :lol Like a real vampy. And girl, you have no idea how talented he truly is. >D Hehehehehheehehehe :angel

[Loki Ahmrah]

Why do you think I call you Tiney!

Personally, I don't think that one was aimed at Leia 1031 and instead was aimed at Soth. And to answer the question - let's just say it's not because of his broad frame. :D

Ooh the controversy, the controversy! >D

[Alana Stormcloud]

She may be tiny but she is one ball of fire lol I have see in her in action lol Aura to catch one of those use taco bell or any kind of food really danagle it in front of him and say here boy here hehhehe lmaoo huggs Tine and Aura. I would hugg you Soth my bro but ewwwwwwww you smell of those dang roses heh

[Darth Vader]

I don't fear Soth. My bodyguard (Akrabbim) will be in attendance, as well as his 3,000 edged weapons of destruction.

Besides, Soth's on my side in all this!

[Live Wire]

Hey stop trying to cause trouble here Gav!!!


And Im ashamed of you Tine! I taught you to fight your own battles and not hide behind a man.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Yay!!!!! Someone who is 5'2" also!!!!!!!

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Darth Vader

Besides, Soth's on my side in all this!

What? You call Tatiana a mouse and he's gonna be on your side? Unless you can make him happier than her I strongly doubt that. :)


I taught you to fight your own battles and not hide behind a man.

She does fight her own battles; if her man doesn't stand up for her, she kicks his ass. :)

And LW, leave me alone, I'm having fun. :p

[Aura Allei]

O_o Talented eh? **shudders**

What kind of air are you guys breathing over there in Cali?:D

**Looks for her vamp in shining armor and knows he is stalking her somewhere in the hidden niches of the dark caverns.** >_<

She just teases him with tacos Alana? What else lol? Gotta love us petite wonders.>D

**group hug lol..I need it rough night last night**:x

[Live Wire]

lol You're having too much fun gav.


*looks back at picture*

hmmm...

*tries to picture tine kicking his ass*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls over laughing*

yeah right!

[Loki Ahmrah]

**Looks for her vamp in shining armor and knows he is stalking her somewhere in the hidden niches of the dark caverns.**

You hang around in dark caverns all night and you wonder why you don't have a "Vamp in Shining Armour" ? :)

[Darth Vader]

Bro's before Ho's is the cardinal rule.

[Live Wire]

uh oh did he just call my sis a ho?????

[Loki Ahmrah]

He called her a fat, pompus, bad-tempered, old tyrant! :)

(Sorry had to make that quote)

[Aura Allei]

Good one Loki.;)

[Darth Vader]

You'se a ho....HOOOO
You'se a ho....HOOOO
You'se a ho....I say dat you'se a ho

You doin ho activities, wit ho tendencies
Ho's are yo friends, ho's are yo enemies
Wit ho energy to do what ya do
Blew what ya blew, screw what ya screw
Yo professionals like DJ Clue, pullin on my coattails
And why you think you take a ho to a hotel?
Ho tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Hozone layer.
Come on playa, once a ho, always
And ho's never close, they open like hallways
So here's a ho cake for yo whole ho crew
And everbody wants some cause ho's gotta eat, too!

[Darth Vader]

And no she's no ho...she's a sweet little lump of sugar...

















































....to a diabetic :lol

[Live Wire]

:shootin :headbash


That ones for Gav



:shootin :headbash


That ones for Charley


Someone had to do it :D

[Loki Ahmrah]

It's good to know I come first in your books LW. :)























Now you know why the pages keep sticking together. :)

[Darth Vader]

Don't you dare deny it, LW!

When she sings the "cute" song....you also want to throw her out of the car!

[Alana Stormcloud]

Wonders is Charles gonna survive this one hmmmmm nahhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao heheh you so dead :) huggs back Aura and yea just dangle a taco they will come lol as for the water it sucks here we drink bottled hehehe All the vamps in shining armour are in the dark caverns here Loki hun. Why do you think we cali girls build them. :evil

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Alana Stormcloud
All the vamps in shining armour are in the dark caverns here Loki hun. Why do you think we cali girls build them. :evil

You build Vamps in shining armour!? :)

[Darth Vader]

Beer and love, Alana....beer and love.

I'm like Gandhi, with barley and hops.

[Live Wire]

GAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_< That was a mental image that will linger.


Actually I sing the cute song with her so mneh! :p


lol@alana

[Darth Vader]

That song is of the devil. The entire way to Disneyland, I was like a coyote in a spring trap, contemplating gnawing my leg to flee.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Live Wire
GAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_< That was a mental image that will linger.


Shame, I was trying to be charming too. :)

[Live Wire]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the point. Torturing you with boy bands didn't work! So that was our secret weapon. Besides you had been warned about the "incessant singing" by others who have experienced the cali girls in the flesh


well I just said the mental image would linger....I didnt say if it was a good one or a bad one! :angel

[Darth Vader]

Thats okay, I'll find something to torture you with, too.

Maybe incessant farting? hmmm.....

[Loki Ahmrah]

Charley, I have two words for you; personal stereo. You knew you were travelling with them, you condemned yourself! :p

[Live Wire]

We'll put you in the trunk next time charley!


Oh we sing louder then any personal stereo can drown out!

[Darth Vader]

I've reached such absolute zen that I can fart at will. And if I drink whiskey (which I will in bulk), it can corrode metal. :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

That's alright for me, y'know what I'm like when it comes to sing-a-long songs; I could assist in the torture process and contribute to the farting too. I'm defensive and offensive, baby. :)

[Alana Stormcloud]

hehehee to funny beer and love huh sounds like here lol Awwww Loki trying to be charming huh looks up where where i wanna see hehe :evil Cali girls do love to sing. It's an addiction :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Darth Vader
I've reached such absolute zen that I can fart at will. And if I drink whiskey (which I will in bulk), it can corrode metal. :)

With your avatar pic alongside that, I had this increadible image of Moff Tarkin saying: "You may fart, when ready!"

[Live Wire]

Hey gav you and garrett should both come visit and aid in the torture of charley. What fun that would be.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

[Darth Vader]

Now witness the firepower of my fully armed and operational butthole station!

Fart at will, Commander!

:: Ridiculously long action scene follows, where my stomach shakes and makes a gurgly sound. The fart destroys LW's land battleship steel monster, and Alderaan ::

[Live Wire]

I had a battleship steel monster?????????



*force air freshener*


ahhh much better

[Loki Ahmrah]

Awwww Loki trying to be charming huh looks up where where i wanna see hehe

Hey, I never said I don't try :)

[Alana Stormcloud]

o_O very strange lol Slaps Charley up side the head. Dude you know better than that you never bring knives to a gun fight hehehe besides Sothies disciplined in the art of war fare in rl opps sorry bro. :evil

[Live Wire]

ooooh I wanna see charley and Soth duke it out!!!!


Betting is now open!


*gives loki a cookie and a pat on the head for his effort*

keep trying kid

[Loki Ahmrah]

I'll get my twin brother in from Hogwarts to wipe the floor with both of em. :)


Hmmm....how many unrelated posts in sequence need there be for a thread to be officially declared "Hijacked" ? :)

[Live Wire]

*pictures a little short kid trying to take out charley and soth*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one was hijacked a long time ago. I think we've officially taken over and can lay claim to it.


I now delcare this thread ours!

[Lady Vader]

Oh PUHLEEEEEZE!!!!

Jimmy is such a pushover! All I have to do is give him the eveil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare, and he backs off.

Not to mention...

*Holds up car keys and jingles them.*

I hold the ultimate power it getting him to see his girl!


BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAH *gasp* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pant pant pant*

So, ya see... he HAS to be nice to me... or I up and do away with lil sis. >D

*has the mafia's number on speed dial*

:lol

[Live Wire]

Ahh yes LV! The true source of power! hahahaha! LV and LW hold the car keys. Driving! the true power of the cali girls!!

[Loki Ahmrah]

I'm beginning to get worried, I've been involved in far too many thread take-overs as of late, I'll end up a wanted man or something. :)


All I have to do is give him the eveil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare, and he backs off.

OMG! LV I know that stare, it's EVIL, used by demons, there's this lass who uses it in school, it's awful!

[Alana Stormcloud]

O_o DID i see a gasp in that laugh LV hmmm lol Oh BTW I have fried chicken and mashed potatos over here LV gf wan some hehehehehehehehehehe I hold te power now lmao :lol Charley beers in the fridge :

[Live Wire]

Originally posted by Loki Ahmrah
I'll end up a wanted man or something. :)



:D heheheheheheheh



:angel


>D




oooh I love the evil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare!!! It flattens anything in its path!

[Lady Vader]

Yes... my evil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare flattens anything and anyone in it's path!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHA *breathe* HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have yet to find someone it DOESN'T flatten out! :lol

[Live Wire]

That look could stop a river of molten lava!

[Lady Vader]

Not only does it stop molten lava, it freezes it over. The evil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare is quite versatile. Freezes lava, and melts ice. :lol

[Darth Vader]

Ah, but I can drive without getting speeding tickets :)

[Morgan Evanar]

I'll be either of my sisters against you LV.

[Live Wire]

You dont live in LA!

[Lord Soth]

What who huh... I just leave for a bit and everybodys talkin about death star farts, fried chicken and lazor eyes, and little people. Sheesh... All I wanted to do was come in and say Hi. Thread take over ha... Officialy takes it back. All you all can kiss my burley azz cheeks. Hairey to ehehehe :evil hi baby muahhhhh oh Rie dangels a home phone number. I holdthe power sings I've got the powerrrrr........



BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH Stops an grabs a chicken leg and Charleys favorite beer :)

[Live Wire]

ahhh dont let him take the thread back!!!!

*jumps sothie*

[Darth Vader]

And my favorite beer would be??? :)

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Darth Vader
And my favorite beer would be??? :)

*Shakes head*

I knew you'd get him started, Soth. :)

[Live Wire]

ooooh! *raises hand* I know!!! I know!!!!

[Lady Vader]

*Cuts phone line.*

Ooooooooooooooooooops!

Who has the power now, muscle-boy?!

*Gives him the eveil-eye-of-death-lazer-stare and watches him get flattened.*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAH *hack* HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

[Lord Soth]

Its Guiness my friend. Walks up to him and high fives and gives him a "force beer gut" lol

[Live Wire]

lol!!! LV you need to work on your lung capacity! *inside joke*

[Darth Vader]

Actually, there is no right answer, because I can't decide :)

But if you say Guinness/Sapporo/Newcastle, then you're essentially right :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

Force Beer Gut?!?!?! That's a new one... o_O

[Lord Soth]

Watches as Rie and Tines puter dies with an evil hiss. Glances over at Charley. "I guess it's like that saying goes. Cutting your nose off to spite your face. heheheheeh

[Lady Vader]

I know what kind of beer you like!!!

FREEEEEEEEE BEEEEEER!!!! :lol

[Live Wire]

did someone say free beer????? where??????

[Lady Vader]

*Wacks Soth with her hammer*

:headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash
:headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash

*And after many a bashing, hammer is still in one piece.*

Ah, hammer gooooooooooood. Unga.

[Darth Vader]

No...alcoholics like free beer. There comes a point where beer gets so bad that not even making it free will help.

MGD, Natty, and Tequiza are good examples.

[Lord Soth]

O.o Stand's looking at Rie and her feeeble attempt's to break hammer over rock...lol....Ohhhhyaaa...Free Good...Pay Bad!

[Live Wire]

need some help LV? :shootin >D

[Lord Soth]

Pick's noise and stuff's gun barrel with mocha..

[Lady Vader]

THIS IS A THREAD HIJACKING!!! STICK EM UP!!!

:shootin :shootin :shootin :shootin :shootin

O_o

NO! NO! DON'T PUT THAT UP!!! STICK THAT BACK DOWN ALREADY!!!

>_<

:x


:lol

[Live Wire]

LMAO!!!!!!


is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?


sorry I couldnt resist!

[Lord Soth]

I wanna know what your think'en lalala..Ohh sorry, flash back chit...Force burp!

[Lord Soth]

Ohhh your a bad girl...hehehe...

[Live Wire]

All the cali girls are bad! We reinforce each other like ysalimiri

[Lady Vader]

yeah, but we're not docile like ysalimiri.

We reinforce ourselves like ysalimiri, but are as vicious as vornskrs!

Wait... does that make us MyrkrGirls instead of caliGirls?

:lol

[Live Wire]

oooh I like the sound of that. MyrkrGirls!


we have a new title!

[Loki Ahmrah]

I prefer the title "Vornskimiri" :)

[Lady Vader]

YAY!!!

:crack
:crack :crack
:crack :crack :crack
:crack :crack
:crack

*gets hyptnotized*

:lol

[Live Wire]

*watches crack smilies with glazed look in her eyes*


Vornkimiri??? nope I like MyrkrGirls better

[Aura Allei]

Hey wait a minute!:verymad What about us Jersey girls!! Claifornia bloody this, bloody that....bleh.... Our ocean rules..You guys have too many blasted sharks, rocks, and hills.:mneh


You all from Southern CA? How many of you can surf? : You live by the ocean ya gotta surf. I cheat, use a boogie board. ;)

Ok my turn to enter the battle.

**Aura surrounded by dark combatants, requisitions body guards** :shootin

:shootin
:duel :angel

[Jedi Master Leia Solo]

Hey Soth!! :wave You guys are so cute!! I just had to say it again!


Aura... I have to agree with you. What about us East Coast Beach Gals?!! :p

Hey...Florida is just cool as California! :D :smokin We got the pretty beaches, palms trees, pretty blue/green water...jetskis, waterskis, beachvolleyball, etc. etc ;)



:angel

[Live Wire]

Actually our sharks dont eat people :p I dont surf anymore but I did for awhile when I was a kid.

We have nice beaches too and we invented the palm tree! Not to mention that beautiful california sunset. Beach bonfire parties. The beaches in northern california suck but they're wierd up there anyway. Its so cal that rocks! Dont be jealous! You know you want to live out here too!

[Charley]

LW...

Cali beaches suck.

Brown sand, short beach, freezing water, nasty kelp, great white sharks, and pollution.

[Arya Ravenwing]

Brown Sand!?

I like Huntington Beach and Newport Beach the best. Of course, I'm mostly there for the pizza. BJs...mmmmm :p

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

depends on where ya go honestly....if ya in the military, you can get to the clean beaches.......

[Arya Ravenwing]

...and, if you're in the military...give me a call.. ;)

[Live Wire]

Cali beaches do not suck!!

[Lady Vader]

jeebus! there's more to So Cal than the beaches!!! see, all you east coaster have to boast about ARE beaches, cause that's all you've GOT!

Out here we've got a SLEW of things!

Hollywood for starters. You don't have THAT there in Florida!

How bout the Queen Mary? You don't have THAT in Jersey!

Disneyland, Downtown Disney, California Adventures, (soon the city of Anaheim will be known as Disneyheim), Knott's Berry Farm, Six Flags Magic Mountain, Hurricane Harbor, Raging Waters, Universal Studios, Medieval Times, LA in general!, Sea World... help me out here, LW... the list is too long!

Not to mention we also have beautiful, mild weather ALL YEAR LONG! not this freezing-my-a$$-off snow stuff and blisstering-my-skin-off heat during the summer. No, we have livable weather. We don't have extremes of Hoth and Tatooine. We get Corellian weather, Alderranian weather, Nabooian weather... very comfy weather. :p:p:p

[Live Wire]

Nabooian? I like that word!


Where else can you go to the beach in the morning and skiiing in the afternoon! Best of all we have.....*drumroll* MANNS CHINESE THEATRE!!!!!!!!

Not to mention we've been high speed chase free for the past....*looks at watch* 2 and a half minutes!!!

[Lady Vader]

WOOHOO!!!

Wait... would that be a new record?? :lol

[Live Wire]

lol! I think so!


OMG I watched the one last night or part of it at least. It was going through the are where my cousins live and I was like that better not be my redneck cousin matthew cause I'll kick his ass if it is! lol!!! I never did see how it ended.

[Arya Ravenwing]

Probably in a crash. Or else the guy jumped out and made a run for it, and got bitten by dogs in someone's back yard.

And, lets not forget the San Diego Zoo. I love that place!

[Charley]

Yes, you have all that, LV.

But you also have really screwed up yuppies, fake-breasted Hollywood air-kissers, groupies of fake-breasted Hollywood air-kissers, stupid chain link fences everywhere, highest murder rate in the nation next to Detroit, the San Andreas Fault, job-stealing illegal aliens, the Lakers, OJ Simpson, mud slides, forest fires....

...oh...

...and YES YOUR BEACHES SUCK!

[Lady Vader]

Yes! but we are meant to be weird! That's the way we cali ppl are! We're fun! And ppl want to visit CA!

And, besides, you found something out here that wasn't fake. :)

:cat

[Vinny Red]

Did someone mention beaches???

http://renegade.clanhappy.com/pics/HELP ME1.jpg

[Charley]

Yeah, but its also 2500 miles away. You'd think that something that compact could be fit in an envelope and mailed over....

[Arya Ravenwing]

You don't like CA? :(

[Lady Vader]

Yes, well, they have yet to accomodate envelopes with sofas. It has to be a comfy envelope, after all. Otherwise the package would get major butt cramps! :p

And, yes, he does like CA. Otherwise he wouldn't be coming back. Unless he's coming back to stuff said compact item into an envelope to smuggle aboard on his trip back home. o_O

[Helenias Evenstar]

From personal experience, Australian beaches are much better than Californian ones. Australian ones are cleaner for one.

And the lifesavers in Australia make Baywatch look like dweebs.


But I didn't say that, least Marcus reads this later

And Guy Pearce is my idea of a lifeguard.

* I run from forum before I get myself in worse trouble *

[Gav Mortis]

It's alright Helenias, he's told us all about the "Pony." So you are entitled to say whatever you want! :)

And I agree, AUstralian beaches are amazing. I remember going to Bondi beach with a big group of friends, we weren't able to get to our suitcases for our swimwear, so we just dived in fully clothed. We had so much fun. We also went to Sunset Bay except I can't remember the real name of it, is it Summer Bay or something?

And I fell in love with the Great Barrier Reef! O! M! G! It's the most beautiful place in the world, more specifically a small island frequented by tourists, called Green Island. I think they called it that due to the colour of most tourists when they finally get off the boat there. :)

[Lady Vader]

One day I shall venture to visit Australia, and England, and Ireland, and Spain. I'd love to visit Cuba, but I ain't going there till Mr. Castro has gone bye-bye.

[Gav Mortis]

I'm coming to the states sometime towards the end of this year! Yay! :)

Shame, I wish I could be able to visit when AOTC is released and go to Cali with you guys. :cry

[Maia Tharrinn]

hmmmm I do think the Australian beaches are beautiful but the only other thing it has going for it is Crocodile Dundee's azz heheheeh :evil...

[Gav Mortis]

Koala's are the cutest creatures in the enitre world. I am going to live in Australia for the sole purpose of being able to have one for a pet. They are the real world's answer to Ysalamiri. I love em! :)

Plus I'd never turn my nose up at crocodile meat or kangaroo meat - very nice! :) Honestly, Australia is one of the most amazing places in the world, I can't wait to go back.

[Vinny Red]

Everyone is forgetting Australia's biggest asset/threat depending on how you look at it.....

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[Marcus Telcontar]

Come to Australia and get j00 azzes pwnd.

[Arya Ravenwing]

I want to go to Australia! And Gav, when exactly are you coming to the US, and where are you going to be??

Come visit me! :D I have my own place. :mischief

And Helenias, the lifeguards on Baywatch ARE dweebs. :D But I'll fight you for Guy Pearce. Start an RP! :lol

[Leia1031]

Boy! O_o You guys really did hyjack this thread. :lol


And Gav, I can't agree with you more. I absolutly love koalas! They're my favorite animal. Someday, when I go to Australia, I'm gonna carry one. :p

[Lord Soth]

O.o Look's a sweet cuddly bear's claw's... Ya, well boy's, us Cali boy's carry the biggest gun's in the west! And other toy's of that nature...heh;)

[Live Wire]

oooh koalas! I put australia on my list of places to visit in the year 2004. I have a standing invite from some friends in sydney and another friend in new zeland so I have places to crash while Im being a tourist.


YAY you're really coming here Gav!!!! *does happy dance* whooohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

[Zasz Grimm]

You are a puny man!!! I no doubt dwarf thee at 6'9!

I love being tall, such and advantage.

[Live Wire]

10 bucks says soth could kick zasz's butt

[Zasz Grimm]

Bring it!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Koala's are not nice animals. They have dagger like claws, they stink and they will pee on people. They look cute yes, but I wouldnt pick one up in a hurry

[Live Wire]

but looking cute is the important part!

[Marcus Telcontar]

And the vicious part isnt important?

[Live Wire]

I have a way with animals! :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Hope your health insurance is paid up then, the males even have poisioned spurs.

The only Aussie that would willingly hug a koala is The Corc Hunter. And he's just plain idiot.

[Live Wire]

"Oh Crikey!!!"

Well I never said I'd hug one.....Id prolly pet one!

[Lady Vader]

:lol:lol:lol

She said "Oh Crikey!!!" :lol

*Remebers the commercial and goes into a laughing fit.*

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Live Wire]

lol yeah I have the commercial on my computer. its great for a laugh

[Marcus Telcontar]

You know whats funny about Croc Hunter? Aussies think he's an over the top loony and we dont care much for him. He's got cult status everywhere else around the world. do you want him? Cause most of us dont!

[Live Wire]

Sure we'll take him! We love looneys like that!

[Marcus Telcontar]

TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!!! PLEASE!!!

[Live Wire]

pack him in a crate and ship him to the states