Help me females of SWForums.... [Archive]

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 14th, 2002, 08:50:46 PM

Helenias had some truly awful news....

She's allergic to chocolate.

What the hell am I to do now???????? She'll get chocolate cravings that I must not help with!

AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Have you guys ever tried to deny a woman chocolate, even for her own good???

imported_Eve

Apr 14th, 2002, 08:52:49 PM

Gah... I don't know what to tell you. I mean there is no substitute.

Run, Forrest, run.

Morgan Evanar

Apr 14th, 2002, 09:36:04 PM

Yer frelled, mate.

Shawn

Apr 14th, 2002, 09:36:49 PM

Well, I'm sure I can think of something to keep her mind off chocolate. :)

DarthHERA

Apr 14th, 2002, 09:43:03 PM

bad news for her..means worse news for you my friend

Sage Hazzard

Apr 14th, 2002, 11:13:22 PM

Chocolate subsitute? Is there such a thing? If not, I say you give her vanilla. I like it better than chocolate anyway. I mean in Ice Cream and Cake.

Live Wire

Apr 14th, 2002, 11:16:01 PM

You're so screwed!!!

Nothing can substitue for chocolate. Poor Helenias!!

Shawn

Apr 14th, 2002, 11:34:07 PM

Vanilla is better. Especially French Vanilla. Subtle difference, but it's just so much more rich. :)

Vinny Red

Apr 15th, 2002, 12:49:46 AM

I don't know, I'll take strawberries anyday

* drools *

mmmm strawberries

Sage Hazzard

Apr 15th, 2002, 01:00:03 AM

Yes, french or "Homemade". And the ultimate is half strawberry, half vanilla!

If I were you, Marcus, I'd get her every other dessert possible. Perhaps that could fill the void. :)

Darth Vader

Apr 15th, 2002, 01:04:26 AM

Well, we all saw what happened to Ol Yeller when they found out he was allergic to chocolate...

...:cry

Lady Vader

Apr 15th, 2002, 11:48:08 AM

Damn! You ppl make it sound like it's a life-and-death-big-deal!!!

She'll survive. I personally would take vanilla over chocolate any day. Chocloate has this nasty habit of making me break out, so I steer clear of it. My skin just has a reaction to it, kinda like an allergic reaction almost, cept I don't break out into hives or anything horrific like that.

But I do have an exceptionally HUGE sweet tooth. Sugar is my friend. It is what feeds my neuclear-reactor-for--a-motabolism 9unless I'm pumped with adreniline... that's worse).

But seriously, there are plenty of other candies out there. Lots and lots of other kinds. She can live without chocolate. Just find other substitutes for when she has a craving. And above all, be patient. :)

Sean Piett

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:00:30 PM

Peyote. Lots and lots of peyote.

Lilaena De'Ville

Apr 15th, 2002, 04:24:04 PM

peyote! LMAO

Everyone already said it, but I'll add: Chocolate is to me, what lasagna is to Garfield. Poor Helenias!

Try vanilla, and how on earth did she find out she was allergic to chocolate!?

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:06:22 PM

Helenias comes out in a rash when she eats chocolate now. She's sad :(

ReaperFett

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:08:46 PM

All kinds of chocolate?

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:11:31 PM

:: Thinks ::

Havent tried white chocolate.

I COULD BE SAVED!

ReaperFett

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:14:06 PM

You're welcome :)

Chaos Alexander

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:14:07 PM

My g/f may die if she had that problem. That is sad dude.

Alpha

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:22:39 PM

My g/f would have the same problem. she lives on chocolate...and apples.

Leia1031

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:31:01 PM

Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Not a big fan of chocolate anyways, but it is nice to have it every now and then. But yeah, maybe white chocolate would be better for her, or like everyone else keeps saying, vanilla. I love vanilla. Especially if it's Haggan Daz vanilla ice cream. MMMmmmmmmm. :p

Loki Ahmrah

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:35:36 PM

When people keep saying vanilla - do you mean as in ice-cream or can vanilla come in some solid form like a chocolate bar, I've never seen it myself, or do you mean putting vanilla flavouring in different things?

Alpha

Apr 15th, 2002, 06:19:44 PM

Anyone ever tried drinking vanilla straight? NASTY stuff! I had thought since it smelled so good, it should taste good too...I was wrong...

Live Wire

Apr 15th, 2002, 06:45:01 PM

Try white chocolate, try dark chocolate.....if those dont work I dont know what to tell you.

I'd die without chocolate and trust me when one is a true chocolate lover vanilla in any form isnt good enough. And I say that as a true home made french vanilla ice cream lover.

Inabrin Tain

Apr 16th, 2002, 02:24:50 PM

Hey....firstly, my deepest condolences, I hope I never have to deal with the tricky (and potentially deadly) situation that is denying a woman anything...so, instead of toting my vanilla fetish like some others, I will attempt to help you out.

Of all the replys previous to this, the only idea I can see working is the substitution of chocolate for somthing else.

Now...I may not be good at much, but I pride myself on my culinary skills...nothing may be able to fill the gaping void that is left by mighty-nurturing-sweet-sweet chocolate but I have a few recipies for some quite exceptional desserts that dont include chocolate in any way.

If youre interested just gimme a yell..my address is occupying the usuall space in my profile. :)

Arya Ravenwing

Apr 16th, 2002, 03:02:01 PM

:lol @ Alpha! I tasted straight vanilla extract once too. Did you know that stuff is like, 90% alchohol? And you're right, it IS nasty! The smell doesn't do the taste justice. :)

Helenias Evenstar

Apr 16th, 2002, 04:49:27 PM

So far, he's surviving and so am I.

Alpha

Apr 16th, 2002, 07:18:49 PM

Really Arya! I didn't know that was like 90% alchohol...

*goes and gets some more* :D

Live Wire

Apr 16th, 2002, 10:46:33 PM

lol! thats like when I was in HS some of my friends saw the alcohol content on those little strong drops of breath freshener. Ice drops or something like that and bought a bunch of them and tried to get high or drunk or something. They ended up getting sick lol! Ahhhh...memories....the sad things underage kids will do for alcohol.

Alpha

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:08:18 AM

Hey! I resent that fact!! :D

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 10:28:00 AM

you may resent it but its still fact lol

Alpha

Apr 17th, 2002, 05:53:35 PM

So?

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:10:05 PM

so wait till you're old enough to move beyond vanilla and ice drops

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:11:50 PM

I was the chemist at school. I used to brew a lethal style of pure alcohol under a classroom. I can tell you 100% alcohol is beyond lethal

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:14:58 PM

oooh that sounds worse then the vodka that my friend got shipped to him from his friends back home....that stuff will make you go blind.

ReaperFett

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:16:30 PM

I can tell you 100% alcohol is beyond lethal
No no, it IS lethal :)

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:17:20 PM

how do you go beyond lethal?

ReaperFett

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:22:15 PM

Ressurects you :)

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:24:50 PM

Take one sip of my home brew and you'll understand what beyond lethal means. You start seeing and feeling stuff you swear aint in this world.

Nad no, it's not other impurities or wacky weed :)

ReaperFett

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:26:12 PM

Take one sip of my home brew and you'll understand what beyond lethal means. You start seeing and feeling stuff you swear aint in this world.

You mean like those pics in the pic request thread? :)

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:34:30 PM

Where's Millard's chair?

FORCE STEEL CHAIR!!

WHACK!!!

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:35:57 PM

LMAO!!!!!

ReaperFett

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:45:40 PM

Im tempted to post it here for all to see now :)

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:50:45 PM

oooh post it! Post it!

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:14:30 PM

* switches to serious mode *

I would be most p****** off if he did. Go to picture request to view instead

* serious mode off *

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:15:09 PM

awww.....been there done that

ReaperFett

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:16:09 PM

I like how it was obvious I wouldnt by the fact I didnt, but still it has to be told. Dont know why I bother at times

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:31:36 PM

cause we have to have some fun around here

Alpha

Apr 17th, 2002, 09:20:00 PM

Fine, ruin my fun LW...

Though I love Sobe. That could work as a substitute for Vanilla and Ice Drops...Caffieen...Good...*drools*

imported_QuiGonJ

Apr 17th, 2002, 09:24:37 PM

Marcus, what happened to the ultra-rightist crusader you used to be?

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 17th, 2002, 09:36:30 PM

Oh I still am that crusader.... I'm reliving past naughtiness :)

imported_QuiGonJ

Apr 17th, 2002, 10:58:28 PM

ok, some of these posts here just had me wondering ;)

Live Wire

Apr 17th, 2002, 11:32:26 PM

ooh sobe is good! I dont drink it that often cause its addicting.

Past naughtiness makes good memories

Present naughtiness is more fun

Alpha

Apr 18th, 2002, 09:06:11 PM

Addicting? It is not! I can quit whenever I want to! I just choose not to...:D

Live Wire

Apr 19th, 2002, 01:02:26 AM

yeah thats what they ALL say!!!

Alpha

Apr 19th, 2002, 06:18:53 AM

But I really DON'T want to quit...

Live Wire

Apr 19th, 2002, 02:50:01 PM

A true sign of a sobe addict! face it! they got you too!

imported_Eve

Apr 19th, 2002, 03:43:12 PM

LW, it wasn't breath drops where we were, it was mouth wash.

LD, if you get bored in your new place, you know where the vanilla is. :)

Live Wire

Apr 19th, 2002, 03:45:07 PM

lmao! Oh yeah I remember mouth wash! I think everyone started out with mouthwash and then discoverd that ice drops were more potent! lol!

lol I can see LD sitting back in front of the computer sipping the vanilla!

Alpha

Apr 19th, 2002, 04:07:50 PM

Sobe will never get me! NEVER! :D

Live Wire

Apr 19th, 2002, 08:37:07 PM

Just accept it alpha! You've been sucked in!

Marcus Telcontar

Apr 19th, 2002, 08:41:46 PM

Discovered something far more potent than chocolate

If gift = ring then
var(wife) set "happy"

Live Wire

Apr 20th, 2002, 02:20:40 PM

I forsee you buying a lot of rings in your future

Alpha

Apr 20th, 2002, 02:35:28 PM

I will never give in.

Mark~ many rings huh?

Master Akira

Apr 20th, 2002, 02:53:51 PM

"One ring to rule them all"

:lol

Sorry, I HAD to post that.

Live Wire

Apr 20th, 2002, 10:12:02 PM

lol!!!

the one ring would be his only chance to cure her chocolate cravings

Alpha

Apr 21st, 2002, 08:34:19 AM

And even that might not work...

Live Wire

Apr 21st, 2002, 03:23:39 PM

true....even it only has a 50% chance of working

Gav Mortis

Apr 21st, 2002, 03:34:07 PM

Fett, if only there was some way I could get the new Fox's chocolate advert online - it would be so relevant as to what this thread is about. :)