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Charley
Apr 14th, 2002, 06:40:21 PM
In this thread, I will be reviewing all beers and any bottled alcoholic derivatives that I sample, and appraising them with both a description, and a rating out of ten.

Amber Bock Rating: 6 out of 10

A rather light amber, with a strong taste, yet a lacking a full body and true "identity". A reasonable excuse if your local grocer doesn't stock Killians, Guinness, or anything else with similar strong bite.

Anchor Steam 8 out of 10

This is a unique brew. Its an ale, due to its fermentation method, but its brewed at a much colder temperature...more familiar with a lager. The result is a flavorful brew that can be as robust or as light as you like. I found it to be rather hearty, like a bock or killian's irish. A good choice if you go to California.

Bacardi Silver 4 out of 10

Bacardi follows the trend Smirnoff Ice started, incorporating their trademark 151 rum into a fruit-flavored malt beverage, in an attempt to answer the market dominated by Zima and Smirnoff Ice. The bottle is beautiful, and worthy of collecting. The drink is a different story, as the Bacardi seems to clash with the rest of the drink, producing two completely different and uncooperating flavors that leave the palette rather unfulfilled. My advice is to drink one, save the bottle for display, and forget about this sub-par drink.

Bass Ale 8 out of 10

I love bitter ales for some reason, and Bass is one of the best I've had. Its got a potent taste, but vanishes immediately, making the beer crisp, flavorful, and enjoyable. The higher alcohol content inherent in a bitter is also a plus. Hooray to England for another good brew.

Becks 7 out of 10

German engineering is always the sign of a winner. Becks is a textbook-style lager, with a full flavor and light body. A good change of pace from an everyday draft, and yet not too much of a departure from the norm.

Budweiser 4 out of 10

Undeniably the most recognizable beer in the world, Bud is simply a staple. Nothing is remarkable about this beer, except for perhaps a somewhat disagreeable aftertaste that can make the bottom of a pilsner glass an unpleasant experience.

Bud Light 6 out of 10

Perhaps even more widespread than its "heavier" original, Bud Light is an extension of the classic, with its generic flavor and body. However, I find the disdainful aftertaste of Budweiser to be absent in its lighter version.

Charleston Brown 7 out of 10

A solid brew from South Carolina, I enjoyed it very much. However, it lacked that extra...something, that I look for to distinguish a good Brown Ale from the rest. Mind you, Brown Ales are perhaps among the best beers out there, but that alone isn't the mark of perfection. All in all, a good beer to sit down to, but nothing spectacular.

Cider Jack Hard Cider 8 out of 10

I digress from bashing flavored malt beverages, and have to praise this excellent, yet difficult to find drink. Milder than the annoying citrus spinoffs, Cider Jack is a mellow compromise between those who are looking for a sweet flavor, and those who are looking for something beyond simply sugar.

Coors 3 out of 10

The "Silver Bullet" of Colorodo...stinks. With a fishier aftertaste than Budweiser, Coors can only be tolerated out of a pilsner, and barely. You can find a much better beer. Don't settle for Coors.

Coors Light 4 out of 10

Once again, a macrobrew's lighter counterpart is better than its original. Not by much, but Coors Light seems to be a completely different beer from its skunky parent. Maybe macrobrews should stick to making light beer, and leave full-bodied beers to smaller breweries, who seem to know how its done.

Corona 7 out of 10

An excellent "summer" beer, Corona's trademark lime is unique, stylish, and gives it an edge. Otherwise, Corona would lose much of its edge and flavor. Although, on its own, I would pair this against nearly any draft on the market.

Dos Equis XX Amber 7 out of 10

Somehow, Mexicans can make good beer, and make nothing else, except mexican food to go with their good mexican beer. Dos Equis is flavorful, with a smack of honey, and has an identity to make it distinctful amongst other summer brews.

Foster's Lager 5 out of 10

This Australian lager has a mild, agreeable taste at first, but later on, seems unremarkable, and almost bland. Its quite similar to Budweiser's general feel, but fortunately lacks the skunky aftertaste.

Grolsch 4 out of 10

This Danish beer tries to compare to bitter ales with its biting flavor. But nothing backs up its bite, making this beer rather repulsive to the palatte.

Guinness 9 out of 10

Luck of the Irish! Guinness has to win for the most absolutely unique beer I've ever sampled. Classed as a "draught porter", its got a thick, hearty, and full flavor, like its dark cousins. Also, its aftertaste is powerful, but not disagreeable. Unlike all other beers, however, Guinness is brewed and infused with nitrogen bubbles, which is different from other beers and their carbon dioxide bubbles. Why does this matter? Its all about how the bubbles interact with the tongue. Carbon Dioxide stings the tongue, and generally adds an edge to the drink. For some drinks, this is a desirable effect. Yet, for a porter of Guinness's potency, it would not work. Nitrogen makes the overall feel of the beer quite smooth, almost silken. Its more akin to drinking milk than drinking beer, and flows very well. The head is silky, and endures longer than other beers.. My recommendation is to have this straight from the draught, or from a specially made pint can. DO NOT drink Guinness from a bottle. The reason is that they cannot reproduce the nitrogen in a bottle, where they can in a can or from the tap. So they use Carbon Dioxide. Bottled Guinness is very difficult to drink, and its otherwise pleasant and unique aftertaste instead pesters and annoys the pallatte from a bottle.

EDIT: It appears that Guinness has made a profound invention. A bottle capable of delivering nitrogen-enriched, true Guinness. They have the same nitrogen widget that they put in their pint cans a decade ago. Amazing...absolutely amazing. Find the bottle (black label, not yellow) if you can, and give it a try. Its not in a pint :(, but its true Guinness nonetheless.


Heineken 8 out of 10

An amazing Danish brew, Heineken is both smooth and light, and is a posterboy for a generic "mainstay" beer. This beer ican often replace bud or coors as a preferred staple, and I would recommend it for casual drinkers.

Hooch 4 out of 10

An orange flavored malt beverage, there is nothing noteworthy about this drink, except maybe the lack of intelligence of whoever buys it. Why not just make a screwdriver or two?

Icehouse 6 out of 10

Brewed in New England and boasting a higher than normal alcohol content, this beer fails to deliver much else. A boring flavor and pestering aftertaste will scare away true beer connoisseurs, while indiscriminate drunkards may enjoy it.

Killian's Irish Red 8 out of 10

A decieving name...since its brewed out of Colorado, Killians has a strong, full-bodied flavor that is indicative of reds. I used to despise reds (for whatever foolish reason), but I have come full circle. Killians is a winner for so many reasons. Its strong, but the kickback of aftertaste is reduced to only a memory. Fortunately, this wonderful brew is carried at almost any grocery store. I recommend it to any who are considering graduating to Porters and other full-body stouts.

Kirin 6 out of 10

Chinese beer? Scared yet? Don't be. Kirin has a smooth, agreeable flavor, and delivers a pleasant tang. Wonderful with seafood and light dishes.

Labatts Blue 4 out of 10

Blame Canada! This beer, which has a funny ad campaign, is unfunny when opened. The aftertaste alone loses the battle for this scourge from the north, and I would advise you to avoid it like Canadian Figure Skating.

Michelob 3 out of 10

Another macrobrew failure. Run!

Michelob Light 3 out of 10

I can't find a redeeming factor for this light brew to distinguish it from its pathetic original. Avoid as well

Mike's Hard Lemonade 5 out of 10

Tart, tangy, and...did I say tart? Mike's is a mainstay amongst our girlfriends, and those guys with femininity complexes. Like smirnoff ice, its the malted alternative for people who don't like beer. Although, if you drink it, I would advise an alka seltzer chaser, for those with heartburn issues.

Miller Genuine Draft 2 out of 10

This beer frightens me to the point of refusal. That's profound.

Miller Lite 4 out of 10

Remarkably better than the original, but still rather lame, Miller Lite is one of the few beers I've seen that is better out of 8 ounce "pony" bottles. If you're that kind of beer drinker, go right ahead, but I will pass next time.

Molson Canadian 5 out of 10

Another Canadian beer that was recommended to me by Taylor. It is a very stable beer, nothing detracting from it, but nothing giving it any real defining value. Its essentially Budweiser, with a maple leaf stamped on it. I would give it a 6, but the way Canadians like to bitch about American macrobrews and claim their beer is better, I have to subtract a point...because they are morons.

Natural Light 1 out of 10

This beer is the only beer I've thrown up on. With a super econo price, you get what you pay for, unfortunately.

Newcastle 9 out of 10

English beer sounded like a winner to me, and I wasn't wrong. A curious brown ale, Newcastle has a rich flavor, and the aftertaste practically disappears in your mouth. These two factors alone sell this amazingly good beer.

Pilsner Urquell 8 out of 10

You know how Budweiser, Coors, Miller, and every other American and Canadian macrobrew company claims they have a "Pilsner" beer? They should be kicked for that. There is only one Pilsner, and its the only beer brewed as such in the original brewery at Pilzen, Czech Republic. Pilsner Urquell is a VERY old brewery, and it was here that Pilsner was invented...and has never been duplicated. Unlike American and Canadian "pilsners", this beer isn't overpowered by excessive soda-style carbonation. Instead, its very smooth, allowing a pleasant drink. Its also a fair bit hoppier than its imitators, which I prefer. Somehow, that strong hop taste evaporates completely, leaving no aftertaste at all. To anybody still drinking Bud, Coors, and Miller...I highly urge you to drink Pilsner Urquell, and find out what you're missing.

Red Stripe 8 out of 10

You know, I've become a rather relaxed guy about these south of the border brews. Before, when somebody would tell me to stuff a lime slice in my corona, I would look at them suspiciously. Now, these particular summer brews are rather good...yet another saving grace to a particularly tangy kind of lager. This one is Jamaican, and comes in something that looks like a bottle of marinade as opposed to a beer bottle. True to form, I stuffed the lime down the bottle opening, and was quite impressed. Its clean, light, and leaves almost no aftertaste, save for a citrus smack from the lime. This one's definitely a keeper for the next football game, as it complements chips and salsa perfectly.

Rogue Dead Guy Ale 8 out of 10

I love this name! Suprisingly, I found out that "dead guy ale" isn't a unique name, but an actual style of ale! I've had it a little over a year ago, from a microbrew who's name eludes me. At any rate, this beer will knock your teeth out. Dead Guy ales are very pale, and very poweful, with a bitter twang that shocks you, then leaves you as the aftertaste quickly retreats. Brewed in Oregon, this one's good for a lot of fun.

Rolling Rock 8 out of 10

I had given this beer a rather mean review earlier, but tried it again, and figured it needed a second opinion. I think the first time I had it, I was young and stupid, and didn't know a good beer from a bottle of urine. Rolling Rock is a wonderful pale. Wonderful like you're chugging alcholic mountain spring water. If you can find this stuff, get it ice cold, and you'll find a slice of heaven right there.

Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat 8 out of 10

This theme beer was recommended by Taylor Millard, and it has impressed me from the start. A "theme ale", this beer is brewed with a cherry flavor, which sounds awful, but in reality blends so amazingly well with the beer's primary wheat base. A flavorful and delightful experience, and a perfect "sipping beer".

Samuel Smith Taddy Porter 8 out of 10

I was wary when I saw this English porter, concerned that any normal-brewed porter would be vicious, as bottled Guinness was. Perhaps I was just spoiled on Guinness and didn't know better, but this porter is very good. Its aftertaste diminishes faster than Guinness, allowing this flavor-packed beer to be enjoyed rather than endured. Like all porters, its great with steak.

Samuel Smith Nut Brown 6 out of 10

Another brown that doesn't offer anything unique, Samuel Smith gets a double whammy because its so damn expensive. Nearly twice the price of any other beer, I was expecting something distinguished about it. At six dollars a bottle, its an average brown, and frankly not worth the price.

Sapporo 9 out of 10

Draft beer seems to be rather "average". Yet this german-designed, Japanese beer raises the bar to levels other mainstay beers cannot compete with. The flavor is the most mild, agreeable taste I've seen in a beer, with zero aftertaste at all. This beer is enjoyable in almost any incarnation, and I would recommend it for anybody...even those who dislike beer.

Smirnoff Ice 7 out of 10

Without burning the pit of your stomach with overkill and tang, this malt beverage follows in Zima's footsteps and is an enjoyable drink for the non beer drinker.

Tequiza 1 out of 10

Whoever thought mixing bad beer and the worst liquor ever made should die. If I invent a time machine, I will find this person's mother when they were pregnant, and jump on her stomach repeatedly.

Tsingtao 6 out of 10

Another Chinese beer, Tsingtao is good, but not great. There is too much tang in the overall flavor to make the beer agreeable, and a lingering aftertaste holds it back.

Two Dogs Lemon Brew 5 out of 10

I'm not a fan of this citrus malt drink, but it doesn't offend me. A decent pacifier for the beer-hater in your party.

Sumor Rayial
Apr 14th, 2002, 09:07:39 PM
Too bad you can't get Canadian beers. I'd honestly like to see what you think of them.

Taataani Meorrrei
Apr 14th, 2002, 09:27:37 PM
Labatts Blue 4 out of 10

Blame Canada! This beer, which has a funny ad campaign, is unfunny when opened. The aftertaste alone loses the battle for this scourge from the north, and I would advise you to avoid it like Canadian Figure Skating.

Morgan Evanar
Apr 14th, 2002, 09:54:00 PM
I think he means there are good Canadian beers...

Taataani Meorrrei
Apr 14th, 2002, 09:59:47 PM
Well, the bar I go to also has Molsen Golden Ice, Molsen Golden, and Moosehead, so I've got a few other Canadian brews to cast judgment on. But Labatt....yuck!

Taylor Millard
Apr 14th, 2002, 10:17:05 PM
I give Labait a 5.5. It's real watery which is it's downfall. But if you want a cheap beer and you're watching hockey (and you DON'T have Molson) go with Labait.

Sam Adams as a whole is a great beer line. The Boston Ale is a little rough sometimes, but all in all, a great line. I look forward to their new limited edition liquer and their new Light Beer.

Guinness is also good.

A friend of mine made some mead that we sampled last night. Fantastic stuff.

And I remember when I went to Starbucks and a friend of mine was having a 'Chai Beer Latte' (Budwieser).

Shawn
Apr 14th, 2002, 10:34:38 PM
Mmm... mead. Now we're talking. :)

Kitssarri Reetissa
Apr 15th, 2002, 12:39:05 AM
Blue is actually a pretty good beer. There's a difference as to what we have up here and what is exported to the US. I've had both and the taste is quite different. The stuff that we have up here is much much better. Mind you there are many more beers up here that are better. Keith's being one of them

Darth Vader
Apr 15th, 2002, 01:02:25 AM
If you want, you can send me beer to review. I realize I can't try EVERYTHING (face it, there are just too many out there.) But the bar about 2 miles from my house stocks over 200 different kinds, 28 of which are available on tap...so I'm essentially padding my portfolio this summer, and trying them all.

But yes, I would love to sample whatever skeeby canuck pee all you Dudley Doorights hoard to yourselves.

In the meantime, I'll sample Molson and Moosehead in my next trip to the bar.

Vinny Red
Apr 15th, 2002, 01:10:49 AM
Be careful what you wish for


* packs the car full *


ROAD TRIP!!

Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Apr 15th, 2002, 01:23:14 AM
don't remember much of what I've drank by the end of the night, but I know one that I hate, pear cider, that crap is gross......

Strider
Apr 15th, 2002, 01:37:30 AM
I'd be drunk right now, but it's illegal to buy beer on Sundays in Kansas...

Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Apr 15th, 2002, 01:46:55 AM
all I know is I won't listen to friend's suggestions again, damn pear cider, only beer, etc for me.......

Moltar
Apr 15th, 2002, 02:20:15 AM
I learned that from drinking Wiskey....

Never drink a half of a bottle of JD in 1 and a half hours...

:evil

Rama
Apr 15th, 2002, 02:26:35 AM
I don't drink ^_^


It ruins your liver and empairs motor skills..........and I was planning on sending my kids to college on that liver.

Marcus Telcontar
Apr 15th, 2002, 02:46:49 AM
The funniest drinking incident I was ever involved with was as follows.....

After High School ened forever, we went on a camping trip, on which we found 150 dollars. In 1987, of course this was a shed lot of money. So, being young and really stupid, we spend it on booze and porn mags.

This might be an indication on how much I've changed I think :)

Anyway, we trudge out to the camp site (which is 4 km away), at which point we pretend to beach fish, (Actually, I really did do some fishing, but I was the only one), drink JD black label and view porn. Now I was the oldest and also, the most sensible, I drank like water and stayed away from the porn. Basically I was there to make sure the other guys didnt do something terminally stupid. ANYWAY, it gets dark, we pack up and go to the tents to prepare dinner. ONe of the guys is tanked, 3/4 of a 750ml bottle of JD without food or mixer, on a stinking hot day. He was maggotted. He decided to take half the porn stash and slurs he's goign to look for "pu5sy". Yeah right we all laughed, we know what your REALLY goign to do.

He didnt come back.

He wasn't noticed gone for 2 hours.

At this point most of the guys began to panic and run around like chickens minus heads. I'm sitting at base camp, shaking my head in disgust and resignation. The rest of the mob return, miinus the original wanderer - and so then proceeds for the next 5 hours to begin to ponder what happened. They were so drunk that they were scared a wild deer had eaten their mate. And they believed it. I mean, these guys were truly terrified. I'm getting a bit nervy myself, cause it was a National Park... who knows where the clown went to.

By the time 2am came, it was Rabid gerbils. And Lice. This was getting truly surreal just what was now seeming scary. Even a discussion on man eating phirana. The fear was cuttable with a knife.

Then the wanderer woke up from the drunken haze about 50 meters away, where he had been sleeping, confused, dazed and wondering why his head hurt so bad. He yelled out for someone, which ended up being me, cause the rest of the hooligans were too scared to move. I think one of them even wet himself.

To finish off, the wanderer halfway through the rest of the night projectile vomited over everyone in the tent.

A week later half had become born again Christians and the Wanderer became a Pastor.

Gav Mortis
Apr 15th, 2002, 05:04:39 AM
I've been drinking whilst camping before, it was a great laugh but there are certain rules. Always have more than one tent, especially if there are three or four (depends on tent size though) but regardless, the body heat of four in one tent is unreal. Worst camping experience I've ever had is having to share a two man tent with two other lads, it was like hell had surfaced for the night it was so hot - which would not be good for someone who is rat-arsed.

If someone vomits within close proximity to me, I have to get out of the way and fast because if not, chances are I would vomit, myself. Nowadays we tend not to go camping and have all-nighter beach parties during the summer. Yay. :)

Gav Mortis
Apr 15th, 2002, 05:09:30 AM
Originally posted by Strider
I'd be drunk right now, but it's illegal to buy beer on Sundays in Kansas...

You aren't serious! Surely!

imported_Firebird1
Apr 15th, 2002, 10:19:51 AM
Yes, it's a state law....

Ken Jiang
Apr 18th, 2002, 10:03:29 AM
That's nuts. Why is it so?

Lady Vader
Apr 18th, 2002, 10:58:50 AM
OMG! What a story, Marcus! I was trying my darndest not to laugh out loud while here at work! :lol

And that law in Kansas... very very... er... interesting. O_o

And as to beers, my friend went to Austria last year, having tasted beer before and hating it here in the States. But he said he tried the beer out there in Austria, freshly brewed, and he said it was the best. Since then, he won't really drink any beer except for Austrian beer. But, I honestly don't know of any Austrian beers sold here in the States. *shrugs*

Taylor Millard
Apr 18th, 2002, 11:12:08 AM
:lol Mark. I could laugh outloud 'cause I'm at my dorm. :lol

Charley
Apr 18th, 2002, 11:44:22 AM
That's also a law in alabama. And guess who turned 21 on a sunday :cry

Lady Vader
Apr 18th, 2002, 11:59:21 AM
For realy, Charley? Jeebers! Then move out to Cali! We don't have a law like that as far as I know. Never heard of it till today, actually.

:lol

That should be CA new campaign to get tourists out here!

"Come to sunny California and buy BEER on SUNDAYS!"

:lol:lol:lol

Live Wire
Apr 18th, 2002, 12:01:22 PM
what a freaky law. Out here you can get beer or any kind of booze any day of the year!

Figrin D'an
Apr 18th, 2002, 12:39:35 PM
The same law exists in Indiana, as well. Rather silly, but a law never-the-less.

Thankfully, it doesn't exist in Wisconsin...

Lady Vader
Apr 18th, 2002, 12:46:26 PM
*hugs CA in thanks for not having such a bizzarre law*

Damn beaurocrats playing "big brother" no doubt. :rolleyes

Ken Jiang
Apr 18th, 2002, 01:34:17 PM
If it's because Sunday is considered a "Holy Day" then I say that is utter tripe and the senators of the respective states should receive a nice big slap to the back of the head because not all religions celebrate their faith on Sundays.

Besides, it's not the selling of alcohol that should be disallowed, it should be the consuming of alcohol on Sunday's if it is to with religion. On top of that, why are there places open to sell anything on Sunday's (if it is a religion related law) - after all work is not permitted on a holy day.

All in all, if it is to do with religion then I say it's nonsense, I feel sorry for you guys. :\

It's mad the way your drinking law is over 21 - that means when I do go over there the majority of you will be getting tanked up whilst I just feel left out. I hate America - damn alcohol laws. :cry

Live Wire
Apr 18th, 2002, 01:34:46 PM
people live in wisconsin????? j/k

JungleCat
Apr 18th, 2002, 01:43:37 PM
:lol

Cruel, LW! Cruel!!!

.....

I love it!

:lol >D

Live Wire
Apr 18th, 2002, 01:44:38 PM
lol well I figured I should take a break from the alabama jokes

Vinny Red
Apr 26th, 2002, 12:57:14 PM
Well up in the Great White North, the legal age is 19, or 18 in Quebec, but they do everything different there

Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 26th, 2002, 02:23:08 PM
I think in CA you can't buy alchohol after 3 am or something weird. There is a time when you can't buy it, but I haven't been in CA or around Marines looking for Jim Bean in a while.

AmazonBabe
Apr 26th, 2002, 02:29:55 PM
Hmm... interesting. But then again, I don't go around at 3am trying to buy booze. Come to think of it, I've never bought alchol before. I've had it plenty of times, but never bought it. :lol

Lilaena De'Ville
Apr 26th, 2002, 02:34:40 PM
Well, there you have it. I've bought it quite a few times. But not that late at night.

I do remember though a group of Marines I was hanging out with (with some other friends) were in a hurry to get to the liquor shop before it wouldn't sell them any. It was like 3 am or something.

Ryla Relvinian
Apr 26th, 2002, 05:03:05 PM
http://www.peteswicked.com

drink. love. :]

Charley
Apr 26th, 2002, 05:12:11 PM
They have Pete's Wicked Ale on tap as well :)

In addition, they also carry Pete's Strawberry Blonde, Pete's Oktoberfest, Pete's Summer Brew, and Pete's Winter Brew.

Figrin D'an
Apr 26th, 2002, 05:20:08 PM
Originally posted by Live Wire
people live in wisconsin????? j/k


Yeah, it's pretty cool... we've got clean air and everything.

Live Wire
Apr 27th, 2002, 12:51:38 AM
clean air? Im sorry but those words are foriegn to me.



lol Im used to the air here. Clean air would probably kill me.

Charley
May 3rd, 2002, 10:50:03 AM
Updated with new review of pilsner urquell :)

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 11:47:32 AM
Hey, Cap'n Charley! I've got one for you. Ever had Strongbow Hard Cider? It's British, and rather a ROYAL PAIN IN THE BUTTOCKS TO FIND IN SEATTLE, but dang, it's the only stuff I've ever gotten drunk on, and dang, I'd do it again if I ahd the chance. And could actually track some down.

Like the other hard cider you reviewed, I found Strongbow to be nice and sweet, but not sickeningly so, and had a clean aftertaste t'boot. I'm not one for beers, but I sure liked Strongbow cider.

However, I'll have to disagree with you on Guiness; when light doesn't pass through it, and you can drink dents out of it, I'm not sure that's even beer...

Charley
May 3rd, 2002, 12:11:57 PM
Well, Cider just isn't beer. Its a nice tangent, and can be fun for a drink or two, but I wouldn't make a habit of it. But a good mild cider is worth looking into. My bar doesn't stock Strongbow, unfortunately, so it might be difficult for me to find it.

And blaphemer, never talk ill of Guinness. Ever. If you find it disagreeable, I suggest you have a pint with a nice medium rare St. Louis Strip to go with it. Its definitely a "meal beer".

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 12:31:19 PM
Sorry, I worded mine kind of funny. I know cider's not beer, but I was saying I'm just not one for beer. And though it might be a good meal beer, Guinness me no likey.

*cough-motor oil-cough cough*

Charley
May 3rd, 2002, 01:19:09 PM
I'd suggest you try Newcastle then. Either that or maybe Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. Both have a somewhat sweet effect, and transition well from things like Ciders. Or you could go for a good, neutral draft lager, like Sapporo.

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 01:23:34 PM
Newcastle is best had in England, where you can get it hand-pulled from a cask, not a keg. IT was quite smooth, as I remember, but hearing all about the British rail system for unholy amounts of time while drinking it put a damper on it. And I've not tried Sapporo yet, but your review has made me want to try it. Just turned 21 a week or so ago, so now I actually can.

Charley
May 3rd, 2002, 01:56:12 PM
Bah...that silly law? Nobody follows it anyways!

Hyphenated
May 3rd, 2002, 02:04:43 PM
I did!

:angel

Of course, I did some drinking (not a lot!) in France when I was 19. But, I was legal there! :D And foreign...I hate France, you can't even look at anyone without being perceived as ready and willing.

Streetpizza
May 3rd, 2002, 02:13:27 PM
Sej, you'd get drunk again if you could???!!!! Why didn't you ever tell me??? I can fix that right up.

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 03:06:58 PM
You hook me up with six to eight cans of Strongbow, and I'd do it.

However, there are some other provisos:

1. I don't have to drive for a good long while afterwards.

2. I don't have work or college the next morning.

3. You won't do stange things to mess with my mind or have someone pop out of a door wearing a strange silvery shirt thingy that by all means they know they shouldn't wear, and don't exactly fit into.

Streetpizza
May 3rd, 2002, 03:25:26 PM
You know, everytime I remember that, I bust up laughing. I wish I coulda seen the look on your face; of all the times not to have a camera.

Oh wait, maybe that's a good thing.




































But what if I wore the silvery shirt thingy?

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 03:46:04 PM
Well now, that would be a different story, now wouldn't it?







But one thing's for sure, you ain't gonna get ME to wear it. Nuh-uh. Even when drunk, I've got better sense than that. And I can sing Sinatra rather well, too. But that might have been impaired judgement...

Streetpizza
May 3rd, 2002, 03:50:26 PM
I don't have it though :(


I wish I did though, that was a cool shirt. On me at any rate.

Sejah Haversh
May 3rd, 2002, 04:03:36 PM
Yes, yes it was.

Hmm, you noticed that we seem to have hijacked Charley's thread? At least there aren't any headpigeons...

Charley
May 5th, 2002, 10:01:47 AM
New review up for Molson Canadian.

Charley
Jun 11th, 2002, 01:31:52 PM
New reviews up for Bass Ale, Anchor Steam, Rolling Rock, Charleston Brown, Red Stripe, and Samuel Smith's Nut Brown

Lilaena De'Ville
Jun 11th, 2002, 02:55:00 PM
*checks to see if she cares*

Hmmm.....

Nope.

:D

Sanis Prent
Aug 13th, 2002, 11:39:21 PM
(Bumps the thread, both so that I can add new beer, and so that the beer savants can post and not clutter Zeke's pie thread :lol)

Kelt Simoson
Aug 13th, 2002, 11:58:08 PM
Gotta say that the Europeans make the best beers bar far....Irish beaing top of the trumps.

Jedi Neo
Aug 14th, 2002, 12:02:17 AM
But Samuel Adams Rocks....

Sanis Prent
Aug 14th, 2002, 12:13:22 AM
Actually...with the exception of Guinness...I haven't seen much in the way of good Irish beer.

I'd say that American and British beers trade shots as far as what's "good".

With the exception of Rogues and Sam Adams, England does the best ales, hands down.

The best lager-style brews are primarily American...though there are some germanic brews that are noteworthy (Hacker-Pschorr, Pilsner Urquell)

As far as specialty beer is concerned, its definitely best in America. If you don't believe me...sample some Purple Haze, or some Sam Adams Cherry Hefeweizen.

Kelt Simoson
Aug 14th, 2002, 01:34:32 AM
Well im not going to are argue with Charley the king of beer, but the British/Early europeans invented the brew so i should imagin thats why we are good at it...not that i drink it all to much, will do whem in 18 tho'

Sanis Prent
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:12:47 AM
Well...they're good with Ales. Lagers were primarily brewed in Germany.

In America...seems that you can find good samples of both...though more of lagers than ales.

What is a funny misnomer actually...is that Killian's Irish Red is an american beer, and a good one at that :lol

Don't believe everything on your label :)

Hrolthar Benatoer
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:37:34 AM
Never drunk it, however like i said before Brit beers are userly top notch, but i have nothig to compiare it to...Heinikan is pretty good hoever..you like Heinikan?

Sanis Prent
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:42:30 AM
Heineken is more or less average. Its okay in a pinch, though...as its not as expensive as some imports.

Best flat-out pilsner is the original - Pilsner Urquell, though its hoppier than some may like.

Chase Starwalker
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:52:44 AM
I love Moosehead.

Now there is a might tasty beer. That's my just personal preference of course.

Hrolthar Benatoer
Aug 14th, 2002, 10:53:38 AM
I cant ive ever heard of that...How about Calsberg Export?

Sanis Prent
Aug 14th, 2002, 11:20:19 AM
Carlsberg is alright.

Moosehead is the only good beer in Canada, it seems. I rather enjoy it :)

Loki Ahmrah
Aug 14th, 2002, 11:35:48 AM
I'm quite certain that if I went into my local and said: "Alright mate, can I have a Sam Adams Cherry Hefeweizen please?" I'm quite sure he/she would reply: "What! Are you taking the piss or something!?"

Sanis Prent
Aug 14th, 2002, 11:48:28 AM
he'd likely stare blankly back at you...as he's never heard of it.

Its not a common brew.

Loki Ahmrah
Aug 14th, 2002, 11:52:41 AM
It'd be even funner if I'd say: "Can I have Sam Adams's Cherry Hefeweizen please?"

He/she would probably think I was referring to something other than a drink and would end in a nice big slap for me. :)

Chase Starwalker
Aug 16th, 2002, 12:25:26 AM
Yes, Moosehead is a good beer indeed...:)

btw, nice reviews Charley...we should drink sometime :D

Loki Ahmrah
Aug 16th, 2002, 05:47:09 AM
Behave you! Minor! :mneh

Chase Starwalker
Aug 16th, 2002, 08:51:47 AM
Minor! Bah!

Taylor Millard
Aug 20th, 2002, 04:06:41 PM
Charley I gotta beer for you to try. Boddington's Pub Ale. It's great.

And btw...SIP IT! That's the disclaimer on it. It's so gaseous that if you take a gulp...it gulps back at ya.

Oh and try Summer Ale and Cream Stout from Sam Adams as well.

And Sam Adams Lite! I was suprised by that one myself.