A gift to the female Pervy Elf Fanciers out there....

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://orlandomultimedia.net/

I reckon we wont be seeing any females here for a week now



Okay guys, KEG PARTY!

[Lady Vader]

Ooooooooo... :eek

Aaaaaaaahhhhh... http://www.thegjo.com/forum/smileys/drool.gif

...

Hmmmmm... o_O

*Goes after bootleg of TTT trailer.* :rollin

[Verse Dawnstrider]

::Busts out with a lap shade on his head.::

"Party!!!!!!!!"

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I just wanna see those bloopers.


*arrives just in time to see Verse run by with a lamp shade on his head* Umm........

[Charley]

Hut Hut Hut Hut....


...beer beer beer beer beer beer

[Live Wire]

ooooohhhh!!!



aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!


*drools*

[Sia-Lan Darkheart]

Hm... Riiiiight.

(Goes and sits away from the drooling girls.)

I am not one that thinks about looks in guys.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ahh, you want intelligence and all that stuff?

http://www.frostyland.com/Viggo/viggo.index.shtml

Viggo Mortensen at your service. Singer, poet, artist, photographer. He speaks several languages to boot as well.

No he's not a pretty face. But that's not his appeal. He's just plain interesting to read about

http://specialrealms.com/VM/index.html

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*looks at LL and shrugs* When in Rome.

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Orlando Bloom has weak eyes.

[Taylor Millard]

Yet I'm sure you would go ga-ga over Hugo Weaving. :mneh

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

Orlando Bloom has weak eyes.

...whenever I look at his eyes, I get weak.


I am not one that thinks about looks in guys.

Kudos to you, but, if there is no inital attraction physically, then I can't think of the guy as "boyfriend" material. Looks are not everything, but they are a part of the complete package that is a human being.

I doubt anyone would marry someone they found completely repulsive physically, but who had a great personality. It just wouldn't work. Which is why people like different things physically in people, because there is someone for everyone. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

And for those who want an older Elf....


http://home.hanmir.com/~innoce77/hugoweaving.html


OKay, we just lost Deville as a poster for a week....

[Strider]

LOL!

Well, I'm up for a kegger!

I've got the other requirements....

[Novi Paran]

Agent Smith was cool character and am wondering if Hugo going to return for the Matrix sequel? Haven't kept myself updated much on it.

Anyways, Hugo Weaving is perfect match to play the role of Roose Bolton if GRRM's series was to be made into movies.

[Arya Ravenwing]

Roose Bolton? Hmm....perhaps. Oh he'd be so cute with a little Flayed Man on his clothes. ;) *dives into the site* Wheeee! Heck, he's cute anyway. :D

[Novi Paran]

*kicks a keg, causing it to roll in Verse's path* :evil

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Anyone remember The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?

I sure do.

[Novi Paran]

Never seen it. But know basically what's about. Is it good?

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

It's kinda hard to describe, actually.

It's one of those movies that you just watch and are like, "I'll never look at that guy/gal again." For me it was, anyway.







you guys up for a toga party?

[Novi Paran]

Yeah, sort of screws with the way you define these actors. But kudos to them if they do a convincing performance. Personally, if I were an actor that role would be the hardest to portray. It would take alot of personal courage and compromising my masculinity.

Toga party? I am game!

[Arya Ravenwing]

Hugo is still manly to me. Of course, I haven't seen that movie. So.

[Charley]

(Gets bug-eyed and starts screaming in a caveman voice, jumping up and down)

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*puts on her toga*


:D

[Vega Van-Derveld]

:D

;; hordes pictures for Dasquians sig ;;

[Novi Paran]

*Whistles, eyeing S'llancy with his simple lionclothe on*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

A loincloth, eh :lol



*mans the bar with a mermaid on the back wall; you know, the one with fishes in her boobs.*

:lol

[Novi Paran]

:lol Ya know it! *turns in a complete circle for S'llancy* :lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

*raises her eyebrows* :lol


Now all I need to do is get Otis Day and the Knights in here.

[Marcus Telcontar]

A Toga party?


Okkkaaaaayyyyy........ :: Gets video camera and a ferret::

[Novi Paran]

:lol :lol :lol

Great idea! Now how do you propose we get Otis Day and the knights to attend our little Toga Party?

[Novi Paran]

A ferret, Marcus???

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Well, I've got the Animal House soundtrack, but that won't do anybody any good, I don't rightly believe.


And, ummmm, what's the ferret for?

....waitwaitwait, no, don't tell me. I don't want to know :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yes a ferret.

POING!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Ferrets rock. Simply put.

[Marcus Telcontar]

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OOH SHINEY!

[Sia-Lan Darkheart]

oooook.

(Slowly edges her way away from everyone eles and hides.)

You guys are scaring me now.

[Strider]

A ferret???

Uh, I'll have to go to a pet store to get that....

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Charley]

Weeellllllllll,
You know you make me wanna shout
Kick my heels up & shout
Throw my hands up & shout
Throw my hands back & shout
Come on now, shout
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Say you will
Say it right now, baby (say you will)
Come on, come on (say you will)
Say it, eeeee (say you will)
Come on now (say)
Say that you love me (say)
Say that you need me (say)
Say that you want me (say)
You wanna please me (say)
Come on now (say)
Come on now (say)
Come on now (say)

I still remember
When you used to be 9 years old
Yeah yeah I was in love with you
>From the bottom of my soul
Yeah now that you've grown up
& old enough to know yeah yaeeah
You wanna leave me
You wanna let me go

I want you to know
I said I want you to know right now
You've been good to me, baby
Better than I've been to myself

Hey hey, & if you ever leave me
I don't want nobody else
Hey hey, I said I want you to know
Yeah, I said I want you to know right now

You know you make me wanna shout
Yeah yeah (shout), yeah yeah yeah (shout)
All right (shout), all right (shout)
Come on now (shout), come on now (shout)

A little bit softer now
A little bit softer now
A little bit softer now
A little bit softer now

A little bit louder now
A little bit louder now
A little bit louder now
A little bit louder now

Heeeeyyyyy (Heeeeyyyyy)
Heeeeyyyyy (Heeeeyyyyy)
Heeeeyyyyy (Heeeeyyyyy)
Heeeeyyyyy (Heeeeyyyyy)

I'm gonna shout, now
I'm gonna shout, now
I'm gonna shout, now
I'm gonna shout shout shout
I'm gonna shout shout shout
I'm gonna shout shout shout
You know I love you...baby

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew?

[Charley]

Seer, you need some culture in your life.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

oh hush you, just curious to why you were posting that.... * :headbash es LL*

[Live Wire]

*gets camera ready for may*


bwahahahahaha!!!


you better do something camera worthy when you're out here LL

[Charley]

TOGA TOGA TOGA

DUH Seer...thats why!

And LW....camera worthy? Does this mean you want me to trump the show I gave you last march? :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

* :headbash es LL again* peh, I'm not awake yet at this time of day especially since I feel asleep in Sociology again, damn boring class......

[Live Wire]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
And LW....camera worthy? Does this mean you want me to trump the show I gave you last march? :)

No thats okay! I don't think I could handle it! Besides my fragile little mind has been corrupted enough lol!

But feel free to do something camera worthy that involves wearing clothing! :p

[Charley]

But that's not as fun. Besides, the look on your face was worth it :)

[Live Wire]

lol yeah you should have had a camera to get a shot of me when I walked in.

oh well thats okay Im sure its not a pic Id want floating around the boards anyway.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

not. going. to. ask. o_O











It's not gonna be an orgy; it's a toga party.

[Live Wire]

lmao!!! no no we're talking about may when we all get together for episode 2. Theres no word in any language to describe what that will be!

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

oh!!!


hehe, now I see. :lol


call it the Big Bang.

[Live Wire]

lol!!! Uh.......oh dear!



We'll have to think up a name afterwards probably.


The first time the cali girls met up it was "The Sith Invasion"

I dont think we had a name for last march when LL was out here. That was an odd week. I'll have to think up a name for it later.

[Charley]

Attack of the Bone ;)

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

ahhh, Cali. I remember living there. Of course I didn't live in the nice sunny places near the coast.

I was in the biggest catbox in the US: China Lake/Ridgecrest. Right smack in the middle of the Mojave.


:lol

[Live Wire]

uh no LL!


ack the mojave! it is a catbox!


Yes the south bay area is the best. the sun, the beaches, the clubs, DISNEYLAND!!!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Mojave? blech, that place is hot as all hell.....*not ever going there again*

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Disneyland. boy it's been a while since I've been there.


I do visit sacramento alot, though.

[Charley]

I'm convinced california people do not know the definition of hot.

Dry heat != hot

[Live Wire]

oh no a dry heat isn't hot. Thats actually why during the summer my family usually headed for the desert. Its hotter then on the coast but it feels so much nicer cause theres no humidity.

I dont know how Im gonna survive japan this summer....oh dear lord Im gonna die of heat stroke.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

peh, been there and it was hot as hell, Nevada is too hot as well especially since I was too young to gamble the last time I went there.......

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Nevada.

Used to live there too. coupla hours out of Tahoe. wonderful snowboarding in the winter, but come summer, there weren't enough open windows in the house. EVER.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

yep, I spent most of the time in the pool of the hotel when I was in Nevada.....too hot it is there.....

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Where I was it was either one extreme or the other. I swear, you'd wake up in the morning and it'd be 13 degrees, then by noon it was 90.



Anyways, I'm gonna go find a job now. have fun all.

[Sam the Eagle]

You are all Wierdos. :mneh

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

peh *bites the big bird*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Japan is not that hot.

And Sam the Eagle is calling US weirdos????

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

apparentally.... *plucks out the feathers of Sam's wings that he needs to fly*

[Verse Dawnstrider]

You don't know hot till you take a trip down South. LL knows what I mean. The humitidy will kill you. It is like breating in hot water. The bugs here in South Carolina will kill your butt at night.

[Strider]

:\

It could be worse, you all could be stuck in the desert....

[Lady Vader]

*Lifts up bed sheet and fumbles with it, attempting to put it on.

Oomph... erk... ack...

*Gives up and tosses it over her shoulder... and it lands perfectly.*

Oh! That's how you do it! :D

*Looks at THE picture.*

*Squints*

I can't make out the lizards... :p:lol

[Charley]

Look closer.

No, closer...

...:cat

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:rolleyes

:p

:lol

[Morgan Evanar]

Meh, this reminds me of a phone conversation I overheard a few years ago.

I was at my Dad's office, dead of summer. It was 96 degrees and 90% humidity outside.

The guy (from California) was whining about the weather, how hot it was.

"Eh, so how hot is it over there?"

"92"

"Humidity?"

"40%"

At this point he keeled over laughing.

"Hell: its not the heat, its the humidity."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Humid heat is a lot worse than dry heat. I went from living in CA to visit my parents in Oklahoma - it was miserable in OK. Humid as heck and hot too. Lets not forget ragweed season as well.

It felt a lot hotter in OK than CA. Give me CA anyday.

But, coming from Oregon now (where I've finally acclimated enough that it feels WARM out even when I can still see my breath) CA is going to be really really hot!

[Taylor Millard]

:lol Then this guy might not be good to meet with in England (if you ever go there.)

http://www.sassites.com/starling/actors/adrian/adrian.gif

Okay NOW we can have that kegger.

And TX is just killer humidity. It's like 80 degrees outside today. Feels like 87. Ugh....

[Arya Ravenwing]

AUGH! *steals Adrian Paul away to her secret...shack* :mischief

[Charley]

(presses ear to the shack door)

*fapfapfapfapfapfap*

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

uNF!

[ReaperFett]

He looks like he could pass as Steven Seagals thinner son :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

He looks like he belongs in my new apartment. :D

[Taylor Millard]

:lol You are too much Holly you know that? Way too much. :lol

*Presses ear against shack too.

Dang it's loud in there.

[ReaperFett]

Seagal lover :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

He's too old. Adrian probably is too. But I don't care. :)

And if you don't like the noise, stay away from the shack! >D

[ReaperFett]

Seagal funny. He's meant to be a martial artist, but his "style" is simply girly slaps :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

The Highlander has a sword. :D And a trench coat. :) And is a hottie. Segal is just old and slaps people.

[ReaperFett]

He girly slaps people :)

I bet that Highlander chappie girly slaps with the sword :)

[Arya Ravenwing]

Nuh uh! He's awesome! :) I adore him! (as if that wasn't already obvious!)

*randomly! uses more exclaimation marks!!!!*

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Throws a bucket of cold water over Arya::

[ReaperFett]

That should liven things up :)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

Isn't he in that new Tracker show?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I think so. Haven't seen it yet though. :(:(

[DarthHERA]

He looks like he belongs in my new apartment.


lol LD

[Taylor Millard]

Originally posted by sIlancy
Isn't he in that new Tracker show?

Yes he is. Along with Geraint Wyn Davies of Forever Knight fame. It's an intriguing show actually.

[Loklorien s'Ilancy]

I've only seen a few episodes, but what I've seen is kinda neat.

[SapphireDragoness]

thankyou marcus, for the viewing pleasure ^_^;

[Helenias Evenstar]

Yes, he's good at finding interesting things. Like the full frontal nude pictures of Viggo...

* I look around as people suddenly go very quiet and look at me *

Whhhhaaaaaat are you looking at me for?