Who's line is it anyway?

[Garrett Blade]

Anybody watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"?

How 'bout we do something like that for a laugh!?!?!?

Well I'll do one anyway - can't be bothered waiting for anyone!

First game - Music titles.
Rules - contestants are only allowed to speak in song titles. I'll allow it to be put in a sentence - but not a huge paragraph with the song title dropped in somewhere. And of course, you can include some description.
First 4 people to reply will be in the game with me.
(Keeping a limit because I'd like to see if we can churn out a story of sorts - no matter how ridiculous it is! This should be fun!)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Are you gonna go my way?

[Loki Ahmrah]

Oh well. Apparently it hasn't started yet, so I've edited mine out.

[Garrett Blade]

Wait fools! When two more people have posted, I'll set the scene - THEN we start.

*Raises leg up high, and cups hand around mouth*

OKAY!?!?!?!?!?

[Taataani Meorrrei]

grrrrrr....

(eats Garrett)

[Lady Vader]

Great idea, Garrett. But I don't know that many song titles. Hell, yes, I listen too LOTS of music, but I hardly ever pay attention to the titles. :lol

But if you wouldn't mind, I'd love to participate in my own small and humble (small and humble?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!) way. :)

[Live Wire]

okay Im in someone say go

[Garrett Blade]

Okay, the scene is as follows. Lady Vader is a scientist who's having a small get-together for her birthday party. She's invited her co-worker (Live Wire) and her husband (Me). Two other friends, (Loki and Taataani) also arrive a few minutes later. Open with Me, LV and LW in the drawing room.

LW - you're obsessed with paper cups
LV - you're a compulsive liar
Loki - you are sometimes compelled to shout "RAIN!!!"
Taataani - you have a bad back
Me - you have a weak bladder

Okay....and..........ACTION!!!

(Either LW or LV will start, LW and I have just walked in...)

[Live Wire]

Happy Birthday!

[Garrett Blade]

"Now I'm Here!"

*Takes a camera out and points it at LV and LW*

Shiny Happy People!!!"

*Click - the camera flashes*

[Live Wire]

*looks into the camera as it flashes*

ahhhh my "blue eyes"

[Loki Ahmrah]

(Bursts in through the door, with a big smile)

Ah LV! Congratulations! You are Sixteen Going On Seventeen - and you don't look a day over RAIN!!!

[Garrett Blade]

"I'll take the rain..."

*An unconscious Argentinian falls through the ceiling*

"It's raining men!"

*Checks his pulse, he's actually dead*

"Another one bites the dust!"

[Live Wire]

*looks at the dead argentinian*

he had a "heart attack!"

[Garrett Blade]

*Shakes his head in disagreement*

"Walk this Way"

*Takes her aside, and whisperes*

"Killer Queen!"

[Live Wire]

Runaway!!!!!

[Loki Ahmrah]

Aint it funny how unconcious, dead argentinian men can fall through your roof when we're....Outside!

(They all look around in amazement, they could've sworn they were inside a moment ago. Loki aspies Garrett whispering to LW)

Don't you know it's rude to RAIN!!! Now speak up before I give you a Fat lip!

[Live Wire]

Im having a conversation whether you "like it or not!"

Stop being so jealous you're just "pushing me away"

[Lady Vader]

Come on! Let's get the party started already!

[Live Wire]

But we're "stuck in a moment"

Garret quit "stopping time!"

[Lady Vader]

*Throws hands up exasperated.*

What a mad season we live in!!!! What with all the RAIN and all!!

Anymore of this and we're all gonna end up bent as Quasi Modo!

*Everyone looks at her strangely*

[Live Wire]

after "3am" LV gets a little "Strange". "If she only knew" how "other people" saw her.

[Lady Vader]

My name is Lady Vader and I'm hella good at what I do!!!

*Looks around, defiantly*

That's right baby, it's my way or the highway.

[Charley]

(Arrives at the door carrying a delivery bag)

Okay, who ordered the Cheeseburger in Paradise?

[Lady Vader]

*looks at food... it starts moving*

IT'S ALIVE!!!!!! EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!! EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*passes out*

[Rama]

Anybody watch "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"?


Which one.......the Brit one with Clive Anderson and that funny chap Tony Slatery. Or the American one with Drew Carrey that never lets any of the Brit people on..........cause us Americans hate accents

[Garrett Blade]

(The Brit one - I saw the american one and though it was nothing compared to Clive Andersons version)

*Restrains LV*

"There she goes again!"

*Considers a tranquilizer, and shouts to LW*

"Get Your Gunn!"

*Changes his mind*

"Nevermind"

[Jared Mriad]

Everyone hears the sound of Droppin' Plates in the house followed by their Out Ta Get Me

[Lady Vader]

*LV looks at Garrett, laughing hysterically.*

Oops... I did it again!

[Garrett Blade]

"I wouldn't believe your radio!"

*Turns his back on her*

"Half the lies you tell ain't true!"

*Grabs his crotch, and LV restrains him*

"Don't stop me now!"

*Breaks free, runs into the toilet and locks the door*

"All the small things..."

[Charley]

(makes a face)

Ooh, that smell!

[Lady Vader]

*O_o at Garrett as he frantically makes for the bathroom and slams the door shut.*

Why do I get the feeling I am in the minority here?

*She turns to LL, looking him up and down.*

As for you, I've been waiting for you. You've crushed me from the bottom of my broken heart being gone so long.

[Charley]

But I'm just a Gigolo.

[Live Wire]

*runs around putting paper cups on everyones heads*


"Celebration!!!"

[Morgan Evanar]

"She don't care."

[Garrett Blade]

*Emerges from the toilet, with his shirt missing*

"PAPERCUT!!!"

*A huge gash appears on his bare chest*

"You see me crying?"

*Laughs at Morgan*

"Nancy Boy!"

[Live Wire]

*smacks garrett*

"Bad!"

[Garrett Blade]

*Glares at his wife, then smiles*

"I can't get over a girl like you..." - so get up and make the tea yourself!

*Lies down*

"There are tears on my pillow..." - the rest of the bed seems alright.