Attention British People

[Anbira Hicchoru]

I am wearing your precious Union Jack for underwear.

...that is all. :)

[Lord Gue]

LOL!

[Riley Chambers]

Oh man.... the image is just.... bad. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Sounds like somethign from The Goodies or the Goon Show.

[Lady Vader]

Hmmmm... I need... proof... >D >D >D ;):lol

[Xanatos Etanial]

ATTENTION EVERYONE: I am not wearing underwear right now.

...That is all.

[Riley Chambers]

O_o Going commando?

[Champion of the Force]

In other news, a British company makes a killing in selling American stars & stripes toliet paper. :p

[Lady Vader]

Commando style is comfy... very liberating... :lol

[Riley Chambers]

I don't like going commando lol. It feels dirty. O_o

[Lord Gue]

I only do it when im doin the wash

[Lady Vader]

:lol Gue!

Nah, I only go commando usually on top. I do keep my undies on though. :lol

[Lord Gue]

hey lol, imma last second person. I run outta clothes, I do my wash...
Just hope to god I dont have to go anywhere that day

[Riley Chambers]

Going commando on top feels good! Let them roam... :lol

[Lord Gue]

Hell yeah, im all for that movement, where do I sign up? (AKA Watch)

[Riley Chambers]

lmao :p Get in line. It never moves by the way. :D

[Lord Gue]

it moves if yer a deranged father who knows whats going on, which I may add has been alerted

[Morgan Evanar]

Warning, the above was a poor atempt to be funny.

DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.

The following announcement has been brought to you by the Society Against Comments that Were Meant to be Funny but Failed Pathetically

[Lord Gue]

howd ya know it was anything?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol Morgan. And Gue, you lost me. :lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Riley Chambers
Going commando on top feels good! Let them roam... :lol

....'cept can hurt while running......

[HaeLari Draevyn]

>_< Yeah. The bigger they are, the more it hurts.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

O_o

:lol

>_<

:lol

I am wearing underwear. And that is all you need know.

[Gorgja the Hutt]

That's it? O_O Now the Great Gorgja WILL film you! ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by HaeLari Draevyn
>_< Yeah. The bigger they are, the more it hurts.

yep, no running for me unless I have to while going commando on top.......

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

*puts censor stickers on the female's potty mouths*

No one talks about gojing wjithout underrrwearrr except ME!

Of courrrse, jI NEVERRR wearrr underrrwearrr. jIt crrramps my style. And jI ljike to wearrr those "Ally McBeal" sujits, jif you know what jI mean...

[Sorreessa Tarrineezi]

:lol

[Riley Chambers]

*pulls sticker off* Well, all I will say is that there will be NO running for me at the moment. ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:: pulls sticker off:: jI ssshouldn't sssajy jI'm gojing commmando on top rjight now then ne? :rolleyes

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Ljike anjyone carrresss! :p

:lol jI prrrance arrround prrractjicalljy naked jin mjy thrrreads and have jimmense perrrsonal powerrr! Men arrre drrrawn to me ljike moths to a flame! All shall love me, and despajirrr!

Except forrr Sanjis Prrrent, he wjill NOT love me, and despajirrr anyway. :cat

[Riley Chambers]

Take Ahnk then. :D *prys Ahnk away from her from the other threads and tosses him towards the Ciz chica*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

that onljy matterrrsss jif jyou've got the male jyou want.......(is glad she's got Kitssarri)*

*opps, that was in response to Sass

[Sith Ahnk]

Hey!
*is now surrounded by commando women, covers privates*

[Riley Chambers]

*walks out, comes back being non-commando now*

[Sith Ahnk]

*still covers Mr. Splody*

[Riley Chambers]

Mr. Wha?! LMAO!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol never heard that name before

[Riley Chambers]

Yikes.... I don't even want to know..... lol Goofy name. Wonder what that means.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Riley Chambers
Yikes.... I don't even want to know..... lol Goofy name. Wonder what that means.

if I've got it right as to what I'm thinking it means, you don't wanna know.......

[Sith Ahnk]

*walks away in the buff*

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Thank goodness! >_< My vjirrrgjin eyes!

In other news, this conversation could rapidly get too racy and in detail for our younger members. So. Be careful! *ponces out of thread* :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

What about us old farts? I'm scandalised! All these nude young people, there should be a law against it!

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

Oh shush, no one asked you. :p

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Anbira Hicchoru
I am wearing your precious Union Jack for underwear.

...that is all. :)

Wear 'em with pride, son.


If I wore underwear then I'd return the favour with Old Glory. :)

[Darth Viscera]

...that's a song. You can't wear a song. Our flag's name is Old Glory! AKA the stars and stripes.

I believe that Canada's flag is named "Old...Pointy", or something to that effect. An oak leaf doesn't make a good flag! Or is it the maple leaf..?

Anyways, if I had my drubbins, I'd make up a right nice flag with Persepolis, the iron cross, and the stars and bars.

Btw, why don't you wear underwear? I'd be afraid I'd get Ol' Chomper stuck in a zipper, ala "Something About Mary"

[Darth Viscera]

you still didn't answer my underwear question!

[Loki Ahmrah]

Why? Because it's more comfortable, haven't worn underwear for years. It's very liberating, I recommend it. :)

And you just have to be extra careful when zipping up.

[Loki Ahmrah]

I believe I have. :p

[Darth Viscera]

No way. What happens if you see a nude woman walking down the street? You need an additional buffer to prevent unintended elongation. :lol

[Loki Ahmrah]

Now why would I want to prevent that!?

If you're too embarrassed to have the flag-pole stand tall, you shouldn't call yourself a patriot. :)

[Sanis Prent]

I believe I invented the patented "Sidewinder" hug just for that.

[Darth Viscera]

what's a sidewinder hug?

[Sanis Prent]

You move in for a straight-on hug, but swing your hip at the last second, to make sure your hug is deceptively platonic, with no embarassing poke.

Works every time ;)

[Loki Ahmrah]

:lol

[Riley Chambers]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
You move in for a straight-on hug, but swing your hip at the last second, to make sure your hug is deceptively platonic, with no embarassing poke.

Works every time ;)

:lol I actually have had one of those hugs. It didn't work out since he was so much taller and lifted me off the ground when he tried to prevent poke-age.

[Lady Vader]

Originally posted by Sanis Prent
You move in for a straight-on hug, but swing your hip at the last second, to make sure your hug is deceptively platonic, with no embarassing poke.

Works every time ;)

OMG! :lol:lol:lol

I am laughing so hard right now, you wouldn't believe! I am so going to have to look out for this! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

*tries to remember any incidents that would fit this description.*

:lol:lol:lol

[ReaperFett]

I am so going to have to look out for this!
So as someone goes to hug you, you'll be staring at their hips? :)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

If you feel somethin' pokin', you know you've still got it. ;)

[Lady Vader]

:lol

No, I won't be looking at their hips, silly-Fett. I'm just gonna be more aware as to where those hips end up when in a hug. :lol

[ReaperFett]

I'm just gonna be more aware as to where those hips end up when in a hug
"I sense you dont hug sidewinder style"


:)

[Lady Vader]

Nah, I have no need to hug "sidewinder" style. But a turned-on guy hugging me might need to, unless he wants to poke me. :lol

[ReaperFett]

You should see it as flattery :)

[Lady Vader]

Oh, believe me, I do. :)

[ReaperFett]

unless you were hugging a "female" :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

FETT!!!

:headbash

[ReaperFett]

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow


..and so on :)

[Gav Mortis]

I always wondered where the term jiggery-pokery came from. :)

[ReaperFett]

lol :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

GAV!!!

:headbash

[Gav Mortis]

>_<

Right that's it. *Confescates LV's hammer*

:p

[Lady Vader]

:eek

:cry

:mad

:grumble

:verymad

:wings

:shootin:x

[Taylor Millard]

*Takes hammer from Gav.

*Gives it to LV.

There...we all happy now? :D ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Passes LV a frying pan::

Here you go... go mad

[Gav Mortis]

You two are only doing that so you can give her a "Sidewinder" hug...evil! :grumble

[Lady Vader]

WOOHOO!!!

*Doesn't know what use.*

Hell! I'll use em all!!!

:headbash

>D

:shootin:x

:rollin

:spank

:crack

[Lady Vader]

*Just saw Gav's last post.*

Uuuuhhhhh... O_o

*Eyes both suspiciously, hammer in one hand and pan in the other.*

:headbash

:spank

[Taylor Millard]

Hey hey hey! The thought never crossed my mind I swear! Eagle Scout's honor!

[Lady Vader]

o_O

Uh-huh... sure it didn't...

:p;)

[Gav Mortis]

I was about to say "He's lying!" then but then there's the obvious question that follows: "How can you tell?"


I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. :x

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

GAV!!!

:headbash

[Taylor Millard]

:lol I wasn't lying I swear! My intentions were purely honorable. :angel

[ReaperFett]

Why'd I want a Sidewinder hug? Doesnt bother me :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

FETT!!!

:headbash




Deja vu :lol

[ReaperFett]

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow

ow





...I'm getting used to it now :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Either my body evolved, or I am numb with pain :)

[Lady Vader]

:lol:lol!!!!!

I think it's just numb. :p

:headbash

[Helenias Evenstar]

ooooo, are we hitting men for not really much reason? Can I join in too?

[Lady Vader]

Well, I was hitting them for being bad. But now I'm just hitting them for the heck of it... so...

Helenias! Join me! And together we shall increase their migrains tenfold!!!!! :lol

:headbash

[Sith Ahnk]

For the record, I love you

I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like
A thousand diamonds
Strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment
I am happy, happy

I, wish you were here
I, wish you were here
I, wish you were here
I, wish you were
Here

I lay my head onto the sand
The sky resembles
A backlit canopy
With holes punched in it
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with
My lighter
And in this moment
I am happy, happy

I, wish you were here
I, wish you were here
I, wish you were
Here
Wish you were here

I, oh

The world's a rollercoaster
And I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care
While my hands are
Busy in the air
Saying

I, wish you were here
I, wish you were
I, wish you were here
I, wish you were here
I, wish you were
Here
Wish you were here

*cough*

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Walks in from no where, shakes Ahnk's hand and then salutes him::

It has been a pleasure knowing you.

::Quickly leaves so not to be in the path of Ahnk's beating::

[Darth Viscera]

huh. Come to think of it, I've given some form of sidewinder hugs to many a woman, just subconsiously. The only difference is that I swing my hip earlier. Huh. That probably gives it away, what.

[Lady Vader]

Uh, thanks Ahnk :), I appreciate it.

Though I have a feeling my significant other wont. :uhoh

:lol

[SeanDMan]

I can take Lord Vader










































Out to lunch and maybe he'll forgive me

[Lord Gue]

spits out his coke, oh i loved that one

[Live Wire]

OMG Im laughing so hard I almost coughed a chocolate chip accross the room!!!

The mental images in my mind are just disturbing. I learned to much in this thread!

[Lady Vader]

:lol!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! That was H I L A R I O U S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Severen Morkonis]

and theres me thinking that guy was sensible

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Um...

:lol
>_<
:p

[Gav Mortis]

The mental images in my mind are just disturbing.

Mental images in your mind! ROTFL!!!

What other kinds of mental images do you get? Ya daft cow! :lol :lol :lol


Oh you just gave me my laugh for the day, alongside Walter's video. :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol hmmm, that explains those weird hugs.....it's all so clear now......

[Sith Ahnk]

Does that mean I can give you weird hugs again?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*raises an eyebrow* no.......jyou'rrre on the not allowed to hug me ljissst.......

[Sith Ahnk]

Well if you ever need a hug I'm here
Or just use one of my clones

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

no thanksss, jI'm fjine.....ssshoo......

[Sith Ahnk]

Black and White is a really good computer game
I'm saying that because it seems to be how me and you interact

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*has never even heard of that game so has no idea what the frell you're talking about*

[Sith Ahnk]

Well, picture it like this
I'm bad
You're good
We subsequently don't get along no matter how hard we try

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

jI'm good? :lol jyou don't know me verrrjy well then.....

As Videl, I was damn evil........

[Sith Ahnk]

More evil than me though?

[Live Wire]

Originally posted by Gav Mortis


Mental images in your mind! ROTFL!!!

What other kinds of mental images do you get? Ya daft cow! :lol :lol :lol


Oh you just gave me my laugh for the day, alongside Walter's video. :)



Oh fine! Laugh at me! Im glad I amuse you Gav darling. Laugh all you want cause you're gonna regret it later :wings :headbash :wings

[ReaperFett]

Awwwwwwwww :)

[Live Wire]

why is fett going "awwwwwww"?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

as Videl, I was quite evil so yes I was much more evil than you.......

[Lady Vader]

Originally posted by Live Wire




Oh fine! Laugh at me! Im glad I amuse you Gav darling. Laugh all you want cause you're gonna regret it later :wings :headbash :wings

Aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww... that was sweet LW. I've never seen you be so nice to Gav. ;):lol:lol:lol

*Sees Fett*

:headbash

[Live Wire]

Nothing as touching as seeing a sith chick beat up a guy right?

[Lord Gue]

move away ahnk! as a stalker your movin in on my turf!

[Lady Vader]

O_o @ Gue... scarey

And, yes, LW, it is quite touching to watch a Sith lady show her affections by beating the crap out of a man. (Don't get any ideas, Fett...)
(btw LW, get on Yahoo already... I'm bored.)

[Heather]

Originally posted by Lord Gue
move away ahnk! as a stalker your movin in on my turf!

:lol So that's who was outside of my window last night! Why didn't you come in? ;)

[Sith Ahnk]

I was busy killing a kitten

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*thwacks ahnk with her force waffle iron* no killing cats!

[Sith Ahnk]

*falls out of Heathers tree and contorts his spine in the hard impact on the ground*

[RoseLynne]

Yes ladies show the men you really care! Beat the crap out of them!!!!! lol! Gotta love that sithly affection!

LV, yahoo doesnt like my work computer. It's having issues! Im still trying though.

[Heather]

O_o I have a tree?! Cool!

[ReaperFett]

And, yes, LW, it is quite touching to watch a Sith lady show her affections by beating the crap out of a man. (Don't get any ideas, Fett...)
Sorry :)

[RoseLynne]

what are we all 7 again? Its like elementary school when if you liked someone you chased them around the playground and hit them.

[Lady Vader]

:lol

I remember that! Some guy did that to me in kindergarden, but he pushed a whee bit too hard and i went sailing face first into the asfault. I had cuts and bruises everywhere. I felt like I'd been in a big rig accident. :lol I couldn't move for two days afterwards, I was sp sore. I was litterally covered in bandaids.

But, when I got better, I came back with a vengance. It was at this point I introduced him to my CLAWS. :lol He never pushed me again.

[ReaperFett]

You didnt use hammers though :)

[RoseLynne]

actually there was one boy who liked me and I will never forget his name. His name was Allen.....I swear hes probably a stalker today! I couldnt get rid of him so finally I bit his hand and he left me alone lol!!

[ReaperFett]

lol! :)

[RoseLynne]

ahhh childhood. The good old days!

[Lady Vader]

Did you have your rabies shots by then? ;):lol

[RoseLynne]

lol! Im not a pet!!!! Besides its not like I bit him hard. It was just enough to get my point across.

[Gav Mortis]

LW - ever heard the phrase of Nuriko's: "Bite the one you love" ? :lol

And on a similar note, I always knew there was something peculiar about all those WWF wrestlers - I think World Wrestling Federation is Hebrew for "Big Gay Orgy!" or words to that affect. Those hulking blokes in lycra....why didn't I see it earlier! :rolleyes

[ReaperFett]

I feel I have wasted my childhood :)

[RoseLynne]

lol no I havent heared that one. But I like it. Definately a philosophy to live by!

[Heather]

lol I remember being chased on the playground. I ended up running into someone and my nose broke. The guys that chased me felt so bad that they babied me for weeks. Free candy too, so I didn't complain. :D

[Gav Mortis]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
I feel I have wasted my childhood :)

I know! I wish I'd had the chance to run around the playground kicking the crap outta girls!

For me, it was the other way round...they kicked the crap outta me!

Mind you, I don't know why I said "was" - I still get the crap kicked outta me by women!

*Points to LW and LV* >_<

[ReaperFett]

I just get beaten with a hammer by someone in a skintight suit. I think I may have permenant brain damage.










Again :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hmmm, I don't remember the guys pushing or fighting with us really, they just seemed to like to catch us and make us stay in one spot but then again, all we had to do was try to drag them towards the girl's bathroom and they would let go........

[Lady Vader]

*Just for good measure...*

:headbash

:D

[Gav Mortis]

He wasn't talking about you LV, he was talking about Charley. :D

[ReaperFett]

LV hurts :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

GAV!!!

:headbash

:lol Fett. You make it sound like a bad thing.

:headbash

[ReaperFett]

Well, at least Im getting attention :)

[Heather]

I think he's enjoying himself a bit too much. O_o

[ReaperFett]

My brain will be mush in an hour or too at this rate, I should enjoy every moment I have left :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol don't they always enjoy our attention a little too much?

[Lady Vader]

Yes, I think you're right...

:headbash

(Now I am seriously thinking of putting that as part of my sig! :lol)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol *laughs remembering the long sigs of the old days before image sigs*

[ReaperFett]

I wasnt beaten back then though. I was respected and feared. Now I'm hammer fodder :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

well you stopped fighting entirely, Fett, so ppl learned not to fear you......

[ReaperFett]

Oh, because I was a real danger when I fought ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

hehe, I seem to remember you messing up occationally but you were a good fighter when you did fight........although the only time I remember fighting you, Ogre, Augi and I ganged up on you.......

[ReaperFett]

occasionalyl good? I dont remember ever winning, aside from one where it was more everyone got busy :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

I meant you didn't fight like a newbie, I seem to remember you sending several things crashing down on my head though but really against Ogre, myself and Augi, you were very outnumbered so in a way it wasn't fair........

[ReaperFett]

3 on one, fighting a stone, same odds, all against me :)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol it's a pity fights aren't like that much these days.......

[RoseLynne]

Originally posted by Gav Mortis
Mind you, I don't know why I said "was" - I still get the crap kicked outta me by women!

*Points to LW and LV* >_<

Oh stop going for pitty!! You love every minute of it don't you darling?

Don't deny it or your words will come back to haunt you!:ghost

[ReaperFett]

he could deny it, but be lying :)

[RoseLynne]

Gav never did learn to lie well. Hes so transparent

[Lady Vader]

Kinda like this? ---> :ghost

:lol

[RoseLynne]

lmao! Yeah kind of like that

[Gav Mortis]

Originally posted by RoseLynne
Gav never did learn to lie well.

Yeah, we prefer to stand, don't we luv? :smokin

[RoseLynne]

O_o


>_<


:lol :lol :lol


:D :angel


>D

Well I wasn't going to go there!!!! :rolleyes

shush! You're not supposed to tell everyone things like that!

:o

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

GAV!!!

:headbash


(I think this will become my trademark. Cept where the name is, any name can go that deserves a head bashing. AND NOT THAT KIND OF HEAD BASHING!!! :p :rolleyes :lol)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:x

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:x ^2

[Heather]

Standing up? How's that!? :p

[Gav Mortis]

Gimme a moment, I'll draw you a diagram. :)

[Heather]

Oh really, I was counting on hand to hand learning.


























Just pulling your chain. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

TMI!!!! TMI!!!!!! :x :x


(Hey, as a smiley suggestion.... can there be a TMI one set up?)

[ReaperFett]

No, because that then just begs people to keep trying to get people to use it.

[Heather]

Muwahahahahahahaha! But then we'd get bored of trying... lol

[Gav Mortis]

Nevermind.

[Heather]

Now you're just going over the top -Fett

I need to stop getting hyper. *washes her mind of the filthy thoughts*

[RoseLynne]

See I told you not to tell them anything! *frys Gav*



Originally posted by Gav Mortis
Nevermind.


Oh no! I'f I can't "oh nothing" you on the phone you can't have a nevermind post here!!!!

I demand to know what was originally posted!

[Heather]

Ack! I said something worth being edited. >_< Sorry!! *disappears for a few days*

[Shawn]

O_o

I'm sure whatever you said, it's not something you need to disappear for, Heather.

[Moltar]

I guess it's just the moment...

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

:x

GAH!!! ALL YOU DIRTY-MINDED PEOPLE!!!

:headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash :headbash

Oh, I guess that means me too, huh? :rolleyes

:headbash