ya ever notice

[sirdizzy]

that everything takes 2 batteries but they always sell them in 4 packs

so your forced to buy extra batteries that you do not need then ya get home and what do you with them, probably just throw them in a junk box and then when ya need batteries again by then you have forgotten that you already had some so ya buy another 4 pack

after while ya got so many batteries and ya threw in dead batteries with the working new ones so ya just end up throwing them all away and most of were probably good


damn you engerizer bunny damn you to all hell

[Lord Gue]

dont know, every thing i buy needs four, and i always only got two spare, and have to use two barely working ones in steed

[Moltar]

Iusually buy them in packs of 8 beacuse I hate to run out of them. And you know how fast battries go when they are powering a death laser.

[Riley Chambers]

Hotdog buns come with 8 buns... But hotdog packages come with 10.

[Lord Gue]

"Yes dear, thats good, now you go play nice with the other kids now"
[I]Pats her on the head and sends her off

[Riley Chambers]

*shoves a hotdog bun where it shouldn't go on Gue* :p

[Lord Gue]

Hey! If ya wanna eat a hot dog bun with that ya gotta ask me first!

[Riley Chambers]

LOL!!!!!! OMG! O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

I really dont want to know about your hotdog fetish.


:p

[Riley Chambers]

:lol This thread has already turned into a riot!


And hotdog fetish? Don't have one... :p Apparently Gue does.:lol

[Lord Gue]

dont look at me, the bun didnt just get there on its own

[Riley Chambers]

Tell that to my signifigant other! :lol

[Lord Gue]

sure, give me his phone number :)

[Lady Vader]

*Raises right hand*

In lue of this thread, I hereby swear not to eat hotdogs for a long while from now... or at least till July 4th. :p:lol

[Riley Chambers]

LOL Muwahahahaha! Mission complete. Oscar Meyers is going down baby!!!!!

[Marcus Telcontar]

dont look at me, the bun didnt just get there on its own




Ye gods and little fishes - TMI!!!!!........ :x :x :x

[sirdizzy]

i don't eat hotdogs because its the garbage meat

but sausage on the ohtr hand *drools*

[sirdizzy]

and the whole bun thing is an ingeneuos ploy to destroy the earth


see ya buy a package of hotdogs but then ya got 2 exttar hotdogs so ya buy another package of buns but now ya got 6 extra buns left so ya have to buy a package of hotdogs again


and buy the time it ends ya are stuffung hotdogs in the tailpipe of your neighbors car just to get rid of the damn things

[Lord Gue]

huh, and here i thought it was just for that person who doesnt use a bun and eats the hotdog alone

[Sith Ahnk]

By the way, HaeLari loves my cocktail wiener



Errrrrrrr... I mean wieners. As a snack. During the football game. I cook them. Yeah.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*beats up Ahnk* Shush you!! >_<

[Lord Gue]

LoL, thats my boy

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*continues to beat Ahnk up then baps Gue for cheering Ahnk on*

[Lord Gue]

~baps ahnk for getting baped for cheering him on for baping on hea~

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o Huh?! *tapes Gue's mouth shut and FORCE GLUES him to Ahnk*

[Lord Gue]

~Grabs her and sticks her to them before the glue dries~
HA!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*slips outta the jacket she was wearing and turns around, sticking her tongue out* HA! *runs away*

[Lord Gue]

Grabs her by the leg, just under the pants above the shoe, and force glues his hand there
TRIPLE HA!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*slips the sock off!* :mneh *crawls away as fast as she can*

[Lord Gue]

~Grabs her pants by the lower thigh and force glues it there while shes slippin the sock off~
HAHAHA!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*baps him upside the head* Don't get fresh!

[Lord Gue]

at this rate youll be naked and glued to us
[I]Rough smile

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*simply rips the fabric around his hand, steals the glue and throws it away from him and runs*

[Sith Ahnk]

HaeLari always wants it from behind...


When she has hiccups she makes me sneak up and jostle her, it scares her half to death and the hiccups go away

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*turns and smacks Ahnk* Stop saying stuff like that! ^_^; >_<

[Sith Ahnk]

Yes Mistress, please don't spank me :angel

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Remind me to kill you. >_<

[Sith Ahnk]

You're supposed to kill me.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*whistles and a pool boy comes up and detaches Ahnk from Gue and drags him off into a room labeled "Beware of Dog". You hear someone say "Oh hi Blue!" then a bunch of screaming and growling as Blue wrestles and practically shreds Ahnk*

[Lord Gue]

lol, hey blue, bluestarla....
I can work witht that

[HaeLari Draevyn]

LOL Did you just call BlueStarla a dog?! I meant the Blue from Blue's Clues!

[Sith Ahnk]

Ow, ow, okay, I got your clue

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol Muwahahahahaha!

[Sith Ahnk]

You can, ow, stop biting me, ow, I swear I'll, ow, ow, stat watching, ow, your show, ow

[Lord Gue]

no hea, i believe you did, thats it, im callin her right now!
IM TELLING!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*whistles and calls out Blue(the Clues dog, not Starla). She points to Gue and smirks* Go for his clues, Blue! *the puppy runs at Gue and bites him where the sun don't shine, the family jewels, etc...*

[Sith Ahnk]

Gue's a tattler

[Sith Ahnk]

:lol

FORCE BLUE TO THE CLUES

[Lord Gue]

[I]Runs away.........draging the dog five feet behind

[Sith Ahnk]

Gue, no one is that big

[Lord Gue]

you thinkin bout my shlong again?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I thnk Blue just made him that long by biting him. :lol

[Lord Gue]

going over a bridge, needed to take a wizz, stuck it out the window, turned to my friend, boy that waters cold

[Sith Ahnk]

"Sir are you concealing a weapon?"
"I won't be if you keep frisking me."

[Lord Gue]

that a banana in your pocket or ya happy to see me?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Put it away!

[Sith Ahnk]

You're the one frisking me
I already told you I don't...
*M-16 falls to ground*
Ummmmmmm....
Thats not mine, it's my wifes. These are her jeans... really...

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol I don't want to know how you managed to squeeze into your wife's jeans.

[Sith Ahnk]

The best part is I'm not married

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol Exactly

[Lord Gue]

i think he means hes naked, cuase hes pretendin to be in jeans

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o or you made that up!

[Sith Ahnk]

No I'm naked

[Lord Gue]

told ya, every male mind works the same

[Riley Chambers]

Looks like the both of you have been deprived of something as of late too. :rolleyes

[Lord Gue]

well its definatly not rock music

[Riley Chambers]

Aie yie yie.... You're hopeless. :mneh

[Lord Gue]

nice tounge, er, yeah.... i am

[Riley Chambers]

I know how you're mind works.... Stop thinking that!!!!

[Lord Gue]

sorry..

[Riley Chambers]

I knew it! :lol

[Lord Gue]

what can i say, im hopeless

[Shawn]

:mneh :mneh :mneh

[Lord Gue]

not that hopeless shawn

[Riley Chambers]

Now he's doing it. :p Still thinking bad things, Gue?:lol

[Sith Ahnk]

I actually have a funny story, I'll have to tell it to anyone on my MSN, it's too racy and scary for the boards

[sirdizzy]

how did this degrade to a topic about batteries and the evil of the energizer bunny to hot dogs to gues shriveled and light deparved member

[Lord Gue]

okay diz, your imagination is runin away with ya, and im prepared to prove it if necessary

[Riley Chambers]

O_o There's hotels for that you two!

[sirdizzy]

i don't want to see anything you got gue