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Marcus Telcontar

Mar 14th, 2002, 11:34:11 PM

Who's up for another round of The Jedi Council?

Rules : We all are in the Jedi Council room and we try to outdo each other in comedy. Or be sensible. Or have fun.

Anyone? Or do I have to FORCE ALPHA someone?

Jedi Neo

Mar 14th, 2002, 11:48:36 PM

???

Force Alpha??

Uh...I'm in Beta...

Ok who Fed Marcus some cheese?

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:11:06 AM

Cheese? Windslidale?

Jedi Neo

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:15:56 AM

I Guess so? But can you handle it??

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:19:22 AM

As long as I dont CUT the cheese, things will be fine

AmazonBabe

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:19:49 AM

:: Sneaks and then runs up behind Marcus, grabs the almighty frying pan, smacks him with it, and then runs away with it. ::

TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! :lol

:crack

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:20:46 AM

FORCE CHAIR!!!

WHAM!!!!

TAG!

AmazonBabe

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:23:20 AM

:: Gets bowled over by chair. ::

FORCE SEQUOIA TREE!!!

>>KER-WHAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!<<

:: Tree smacks into Marcus, sprawling him on the floor. ::

TAG AGAIN!!!

:: Runs around like a maniac. ::

:crack

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:25:16 AM

FORCE TRUCK!!!

:: A Semi trailer full of chiliburgers roars through the council, running AB over!!::

TAG!~

AmazonBabe

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:29:46 AM

:: Get's turned into street pizza. ::

Lunch!

:: Eats a chiliburger. ::

FORCE BRICK BUILDING!

:: An entire brick buidling comes screaming out of the air and falls on Macus, kersplatting him under a rubble of red brick. ::

TAG!

And in this case because there are so many bricks...

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:crack

Figrin D'an

Mar 15th, 2002, 12:50:27 AM

It's been a while since I've taken part in one of these... :)

Here's something that will annoy everyone...

FORCE JAMES CAMERON!

*** The director of 'Titanic' appears and runs around the room screaming "I'm the King of the World!" ***

Take that!

sirdizzy

Mar 15th, 2002, 09:47:42 AM

uses his mind powers to project a nysnc song on constant loop into everyones minds

i give em 2 days ebfore they claw their eyes out

Jedi Neo

Mar 15th, 2002, 02:39:20 PM

uh...
FORCE EARPLUGS!

::Neo can't hear the singing..::

Lalalalalalala

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 15th, 2002, 05:01:20 PM

SOME ONE TURN AC\DC ON!!!

FORCE ROCK MUSIC!!!

Ahhhhhhh.... drowning out N'Stink....

HaeLari Draevyn

Mar 15th, 2002, 05:12:07 PM

lol Thank you Marcus...

Now... as for Nsuck... FORCE ICP!

*the insane clown posse goes and beats up the badly singing boy band*

sirdizzy

Mar 15th, 2002, 09:51:31 PM

laughing maniachly

projects the titanic theme into everyones heads at full volume so it can't be drowned out

Pierce Tondry

Mar 15th, 2002, 10:13:17 PM

Force BONG!

*Everyone gets high.*

Whoo! Ladies, come on over to the king of good lovin'!

:)

Champion of the Force

Mar 17th, 2002, 01:09:24 AM

Hmmm ...

Barely 2 days old and already the thread is dying. :D

:: the champion sits in one of the council seats and ponders the meaning of the universe ::

Elieen Cross

Mar 17th, 2002, 01:31:48 AM

Verse Dawnstrider

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:36:48 PM

it died......

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:43:44 PM

:: Brings out crash cart::

CLEAR!!

ZAP!!!!

Lord Gue

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:44:36 PM

how many roads must a man walk down before he can call himself a man?

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:53:05 PM

Keep walking and you might find out one day

:p

Lord Gue

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:55:32 PM

well, catch up to me already and we can talk on the way

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 17th, 2002, 09:57:52 PM

Who said I wanted to wal those roads?

See that over there? It's called childhood. I'm going in that direction

Lord Gue

Mar 17th, 2002, 10:00:23 PM

I dont wanna grow up, imma toys'r'us kid...

sirdizzy

Mar 17th, 2002, 10:06:22 PM

i have more toys then most kids god bless toys

Alpha

Mar 18th, 2002, 09:23:13 AM

I have permanent residence in Childhood. Why would anyone want to leave there?

Alpha

Mar 18th, 2002, 04:33:02 PM

I now pronounce this thread officially dead...

Marcus Telcontar

Mar 18th, 2002, 05:20:54 PM

Is it? Well, I'm not so sure - yet.

How is everyone today? As per usual, I got 4 hours sleep last night and I feel like some sort of zombie.

Lady Vader

Mar 18th, 2002, 05:39:59 PM

Yay!!

*Jumps onto DT's back.*

He's a zombie, therefore he is wacky today! (Actually, he's wakcy all the time)

:lol

(Yes, I'm hyper.)

:crack

sirdizzy

Mar 18th, 2002, 07:07:13 PM

is the thread cute becuase if so i'll give it mouth to mouth

Alpha

Mar 18th, 2002, 07:23:55 PM

Lol :lol

Lady Vader

Mar 18th, 2002, 07:42:57 PM

O_o

:rolleyes

:lol!!!