The 'Gue' Thread

[Lord Gue]

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Thas right peeps, its the real me, the real deal

[Zatania Duvall]

That's your irl pic? Ooo cutie! :cat

[Lord Gue]

thats an old pic, imma get a webcam soon, then ill have sometin ta show

[Darth Viscera]

Bah, wrong flag. Any self-respecting room needs the Confederate Battle Flag to be pinned up somewhere. Cain't do nothin' worthwhile without Ol' Dixie watchin' your back, I say.

[Zatania Duvall]

;) Sounds like a plan. Probably still a cutie! :p

But nice decor! I like the flag so shush you! lol

[Lord Gue]

considerin i live in the south thats probobaly not to far off visc

[Darth Viscera]

I will not shush me. Silence, infamous damnyankee!

Gue, everyone (worthwhile) is from the south. put up the flag! Either the third national flag or the battle flag, doesn't matter either way. Just so long as you're expressing your patriotism to all who like to look at flags.

[Zatania Duvall]

lol I may live in the north, but I was born in the south. Doesn't that make me a native? :p Besides, I hate it up here lol. I miss Louisiana!

[Lord Gue]

Actually, considering we are the union, and the confederacy broke away from the union, fought a war against them, flying the confederate flag would be the equivalent of me having the soviet flag behind me...

EDIT: I miss Maryland myself, where i was raised

[Darth Viscera]

The equivalent? Hardly, unless you consider 30+ million Soviets purged by their peace-loving Comrade Stalin to have been somehow orchestrated by the Confederacy.

It's your heritage. Doesn't make you any less american, or any less of a patriot, to have the Confederate flag in your room.

[Lord Gue]

LOL, now that would be a nice history twist, disgruntled former confederates travel to russia and start the foundations of the soviet regieme

[Lady Vader]

Nice pic, Gue. Cool flag.

And as for me, I'm a westerner down 'ere in Cali. Hmmm... I suppose then the combination would be a cowboy's hat while wearing a western style bikini. :p:lol;)

[imported_Arriana Rezner]

You actually look a bit like your sig pic ! Scary !

But in a good way :D

[Lord Gue]

Oh, I wish they all could be californian girls -beach boys + David lee roth-

dont say that ari, ill get an ego, lol

[imported_Arriana Rezner]

Ok, you want me to say you are butt ugly then? :p

I shall not lie! :crack

[Khan Surak]

Yay perestroika!!

I lived 7 years in Texas, so I know southern 'traditions' n stuff. One thing that always bugged me down there - no pun intended -was the monarch butterfly migration. *shudders* They were like rain... on our windshield.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I agree, you do look a lot like your sig. :D

[Lord Gue]

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[I]Will be lookin for this one for a long time....

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol It's the haircut and eyebrows.

[Lord Gue]

huh, ok

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Shush you! You're cute and that's that! :p

*steals a hug from him while he's not looking*

[Lord Gue]

~hugs~
[I]Has delisions of being good ol vin

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

crrreepjy......

[Lord Gue]

No, this is creepy

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[Zatania Duvall]

*breathes heavily into the phone*

Do you like scary movies, Gue?

[Lord Gue]

OMG, who is this, how did you know my....hey wait a sec, damn it i can see your feet popin out from behind the couch!

[Zatania Duvall]

Turn around for a second!

*gets up from behind the couch and hides behind the curtains*

[Lord Gue]

Okay, I just saw you move behind the curtains, your new at this arnt ya?

[Zatania Duvall]

*shrugs slightly*

Well... yeah...

(Trying to remember the exact lines and events is hard lol)

[Lord Gue]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
*shrugs slightly*

Well... yeah...

(Trying to remember the exact lines and events is hard lol)

~And the quote Miser has struck again~

[Zatania Duvall]

Wha?O_o

[Lord Gue]

thats what i said

[Zatania Duvall]

Umm.... Okay? lol

[Lord Gue]

sure if ya say so

[Zatania Duvall]

Where were we again on that subject?

[Lord Gue]

Which one, me being the real deal?

[Zatania Duvall]

I think so! lol

[Lord Gue]

Fine, well i am ~hugs~

[Zatania Duvall]

lol And I won't disagree with that. :) *hugs!*

[Lord Gue]

LoL, fine by me! :rollin

[Zatania Duvall]

Anybody want to disagree? I have a force broomstick with your name on it if you do! :evil

[Lord Gue]

Yeowch, I think she means it peeps

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

geez, get a rrroom.....

[Lord Gue]

:crack :rollin :D :rolleyes :cool :) ;) :smokin

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol Hmmmmmmmmmmm


:D

[Lord Gue]

hehe :evil >D :darkangel :spank :mneh :pimp

[Zatania Duvall]

lol Nice line up there. ;)

[Lord Gue]

hehe, just a taste :angel

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*sighs* get a rrroom and get jit overrr wjith......annojyjing forrda.......

[Lord Gue]

Im not a general, nor do I make cars for christs sake!

[Zatania Duvall]

But it's just so fun to make you ill. :D

[Lord Gue]

yes, but dont make her mad, thats just not cool hehe :verymad

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*growls and unsheathes her claws* annojyjing me jisss neverrr wjissse.......

[Zatania Duvall]

Oh it's just a tiny joke.:lol

[Lord Gue]

Hey now, be resonable o_O

[Zatania Duvall]

Afraid of being shredded like the curtains, Gue? :cat

:lol

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

peh, bakame forrda can't do anjythjing rrrjight......

[Lord Gue]

Nah, im worried that if she jumps at me i may lose a good $135 in clothes

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol

Oy...

[Lord Gue]

hey, what happened to that broomstick?

[Zatania Duvall]

*taps it against his head gently*

Right here. ;)

[Lord Gue]

hehe, just makin sure ya still had it

[Zatania Duvall]

*whistles and hoists it to her shoulder, marching back and forth*

[Lord Gue]

:) "Left, left, left right left"

[Zatania Duvall]

Just call me GI Duvall ;)

[Lord Gue]

ok GI Duvall, long as ya dont shave your head like mine

[Zatania Duvall]

Heck no! Anyone tries to touch these long locks, and they'll find themself missing a couple of eyes and much more!

[Lord Gue]

~Touches her locks~
Careful, i need these eyes

[Zatania Duvall]

*threatens with her fist* Bah! You're lucky you're luvable! But you won't get away with it. *throws him into a kiddie pool filled with fish heads*

[Lord Gue]

~grabs her by the hand she threw him in with and pulls her in right along with him~
Right, well, i hope ya like salmon, cuase i think your sittin on one

[Zatania Duvall]

ACK! Eww! *tries to crawl out and tosses the remains of a fish head off of her shoulder and into Gue's face*

[Lord Gue]

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Ya cant get away from me that easily
[I]pulls her back by her legs

[Zatania Duvall]

O_o *puts her nails into the floor, making a screeching noise as she is pulled back into the goo*

[Lord Gue]

oh, very funny, lol.
[I]Pulls her back in

[Zatania Duvall]

*whimpers*

I don't like fish heads! Get me outta this goo! >_<

[Lord Gue]

[I]Takes it as his name rather than a description. Lifts her up outta the pool and places her down in the adult pool, free of fish heads

[Zatania Duvall]

*pulls Gue in with her* I said goo, not Gue. *dunks him*

[TheHolo.Net]

But Goo is Gue.











:x

[Marcus Telcontar]

GNU not Unix.

[Zatania Duvall]

*splashes SWFans and gives him a rubber duckie*

[Lord Gue]

lol, rubber duckie, your the one, you make bath time lots of fun

[Live Wire]

okay I need to read posts slower...Im not even going to say what I first thought that said

[Zatania Duvall]

LOL Wha!? Sewer mind again? :p

[Live Wire]

my mind never leaves the sewer!!!

[Zatania Duvall]

Great minds think alike!! lol

[Live Wire]

heck yeah!

[Zatania Duvall]

I have yet to meet someone who hasn't said anything perverted.... lol

[Live Wire]

when you do I'll show you someone who has only posted for an hour

[Zatania Duvall]

Eventually everyone's mind rots. One of my exes was the sweetest guy two years ago... but I think I may have ruined him. :lol

[Live Wire]

oh even the sweet ones are perverse! Underneath that nice exterior lies the heart of a true sewer rat

[Zatania Duvall]

I wonder though, which sex is worse at being a gutter brain? Men or women? I have heard both say some pretty bad things.

[Lord Gue]

who are pigs? men are, thas right

[Zatania Duvall]

LOL But then again, I have heard some women that are worse than a lot of men.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

depends really....

[Lord Gue]

imma side with men

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

depends.....my mind has gotten real bad since I started rping as Ciz whereas it wasn't as much before......

[Lord Gue]

yes, well was that caused by men or women?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

mew? what do you mean by that? I meant my mindset has changed and I got more used to the idea that having a dirty mind is all right.......

[Lord Gue]

well, something must have influenced you into that thinking, and that influence came from some where, was it male or female in origin?

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

weirdo, very odd questions you have, of course the influence was male.....besides let's see what have I been doing with Seer lately?

[Lord Gue]

LoL, thats what im saying, the male mind is much dirtier than that of the female

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

not always, females can be just as bad as males......

[Zatania Duvall]

Gue.......lol........ Talk to me in MSN when I am on sugar high. It's so filthy, I even dethroned my mother who is the Queen of filthy minds.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

Originally posted by Zatania Duvall
Gue.......lol........ Talk to me in MSN when I am on sugar high. It's so filthy, I even dethroned my mother who is the Queen of filthy minds.

see? told ya...... :mneh

[Lord Gue]

LoL, ill keep that in mind, hehe. But still males are inborn to be dirty sexaholic bastards with the urge to consistantly breed, and society doesnt help too much

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*would go over the pyschology of why that is but has to go for now so :mneh *

[Zatania Duvall]

lmao I don't think you'll have to wait long. I think around 10 I'll be hyper and every little thing you say will make me think something dirty. LOL *sips her coca cola*

[Lord Gue]

hehe, im there ;)

but really, yall need something to let it all lose, men just need to be there

[Zatania Duvall]

LOL! You should have been around during the last party I was at. All of us girls went nuts.

[Lord Gue]

details, I want lots of sorted details :D :smokin

[Zatania Duvall]

LOL I'll only reveal details in AIM! I don't want anyone under the age of 15 hearing any of it since it would defile their minds worse than we already have done.

[Domini Leveresk]

Why don't you two just cyber and get it over with

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol That was blunt.

[Lord Gue]

lol, give this a shot

http://max.org/ha/index.shtml

[Zatania Duvall]

lol Cute. :p

[imported_Eve]

Gue - You're a good lookin' kid. You go on with your bad self.

For some reason I thought you were blonde. I think it had to do with that pic you used to use back in the day. Blonde anime thing. Anyway, we all know how I love anime (gag). Vin Diesel - good move. He is a sexy b**ch.

And confederate flags? Mmmmm yeah I wouldn't do it. How 'bout glow-in-the-dark jawa eyes wallpaper instead?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Jawa eyes? I'd get nightmares! lol I'd think they'd crawl out of the walls and pester me! :mneh

[imported_Eve]

utinni!

[Jehova Eaven]

I'm deep south. See my pic? http://vagrantorder.clanpages.com/adrian2.jpg

[Marcus Telcontar]

I'm deeper south than the lot of you.

Except Saharia and COTF. But they dont count cause they are too close to Melbourne

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*faints then gets back up* Oh my GOD!
You're a cutie!!

[Max Norman]

oh my, bows in defeat...

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Hey Max... check your PM I sent ya something

[Jehova Eaven]

aaah those were the days, back in school..... glad I don't go there anymore.

[Max Norman]

just wait till i get my cam, ill have yall beat, ive become a sight more handsome in 2 years. I thank you Dale, sorry, i musy have missed that

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

tis alright, hence why I sent ya a PM :p

[Lord Gue]

Ya know, ive let ya take a look at me, so why not go a step farther, here like a second of my voice, lol, the worst aspect of me.

Hi (http://www.geocities.com/xpause/hi.wav)

[Jehova Eaven]

I'm not uploading my voice... my voice is too deep..... plus my mic is a piece of crap. Stupid Soundblaster Mic

[Lord Gue]

LoL, I used to like to believe my answering machine was messed up, but i couldnt ignore how crappy my voice i heard it on the computer

[Lord Gue]

one lat peice of self-indulgance for yall, a vid i JUST made, the most recent image of me

http://www.geocities.com/xpause/cap_001.avi
lol, thios became the impress hea thread

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Gue, hun, the link doesn't work... lol

[Lord Gue]

hmph, there sent it to ya

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Either it's just me, or the link's not working at all anymore. But eh...

[Lord Gue]

hmm, wouldnt be suprised, my geocities account is crap, but my clanpages account wont load a file of that size

[HaeLari Draevyn]

It worked through AIM. lol And I must say................ YEOW! lol You're still a cutie!

[Lord Gue]

hehe, thanks, pick me ups like that are the ones that get me through the day

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Aww *hugs* Don't worry about it. :) Just remember that it's true! Because I said so!

[Lord Gue]

yup, and you tell it like it is

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:D Dern skippy I do! lol Whatever I say goes! :p

[Domini Leveresk]

She's lying to make you feel better. I can tell.





:angel

[Lord Gue]

you wish >D

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Domini Leveresk
She's lying to make you feel better. I can tell.


I don't lie! :(

[Lord Gue]

hehe, and dont bad mouth her or be beaten by her male untorge

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:) Muwahahaha! >D

That's right!

[Max Norman]

this fit the sig size limits?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

It looks it. I still think Gue's hotter. That guys... just... creepy. O_o

[Max Norman]

it looks it? lol
Well I thank you, as Gue is my and all ways will be my main character. Just like this guy too

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol You're very welcome! :)

[Ryu Warusa]

Hmm, the Gue ego booster thread, and mine too in a way. Ryu = Jehova

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Ooo! Surrounded by hotties! :D

[Max Norman]

hehe, every guys fantasy

[Lord Gue]

Im changin this to The 'Gue' thread as to post whatever questions/comments in about whatever instead of creating new threads everytime


So to begin, in case any of yall drop by conway, sc...
drop me a line, id love to meet up wit one of my board mates

[Riley Chambers]

lol What is it that makes you the real deal anyways? :D

[Lord Gue]

maybe its cuase that time i once killed a man in reno just to watch him die....

[Riley Chambers]

O_o Yikes. lol

[Lord Gue]

has anybody worked on the rpg network database in a long time? I mean its got links to some things no longer around...
Im just saying this becuase the RP FAQ we got here points people to it as 'a complete list' of groups...

[Sith Ahnk]

I'm currently hoping to steal Lady Vader from Lord Vader via the shoutbox, then Gue can be our springer, Yoda the midget, Mr. Dotnet can be our crossdresser and I'll say that Viscera can be our homosexual drug addict abusive test tube son with lung cancer and an arm for a leg and a leg for an arm.

Sidenote: Everyone know's that springers fake and you'd all be acting, except Yoda

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o :eek

[Sith Ahnk]

Wanna be the "WHAtever, y'all don't know me" crack ho who is pregnant at elevn?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

No thanks.O_o

[Sith Ahnk]

The daughter of a stripper who is pressured by her parents into careers of prostitution or planetolagy but really wants to be an actress on the Crocodile Hunter show?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

How about the girl sitting in the front row of the audience next to Steve? :D

[Sith Ahnk]

Will you lick his head?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

No thanks. I don't know where it's been.

[Sith Ahnk]

I dunno, most guests will lick his head...
...you could give him a lap dance?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Shush!! >_< Nevermind, I don't wanna participate!

[Sith Ahnk]

No, we need you. The show is lacking hot women, besides Lady Vader

[HaeLari Draevyn]

LOL Leave me out of it! You'd have to kidnap me to get me to do it!

[Sith Ahnk]

Done and done.

CLICK-FOR-SHWACKASHWACKASHWACKA-RIKRIKRIK-WHOOSH-FRIEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW-KERPLACK-GLUGGLUGGLUG-THUD

*picks up HaeLari and puts her in his trunk*

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o *kicks and screams*

[Sith Ahnk]

baby, you've been tranqued

[Lord Gue]

Gets kicked in the head
"JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!"

Ah, the things I miss when im gone in my games

[Sith Ahnk]

lol
HaeLari: Get on SNM :)

[Lord Gue]

S&M, yes please do

[Sith Ahnk]

I meant MSN, it's back up
Gue you sicko

[Lord Gue]

she aint on mine...
sicko, which is sicker me or you?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

S& wha? O_o

[Lord Gue]

sato masticism (no clue to spell it)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

And that means? lol

[Lord Gue]

either its domination, or pain for pleasure, dont quite remember

[Sith Ahnk]

You don't want to know, definitely not from either of us

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:: taps thread gently ::

Try and change the topic......

[Lord Gue]

So, what about mark martin today?

[Sith Ahnk]

Who is that?

[Lord Gue]

NASCAR, #6 driver

[Sith Ahnk]

Oh yeah that guy
Triple H won at Wrestlemania, how cool is that?

[Lord Gue]

what bout Hogan?
I been a hulkamaniac since i was a little boy

[Sith Ahnk]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't like face Hogan. It seems like a kiss-ass move to me. I'm so sick of Hogan... at least in the nWo it's okay to hate him.

[Lord Gue]

lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

What is that gray thing that's covering most of what he says!? >_<

[Lord Gue]

they made it so ep II secrets couldnt be seen unless ya wanted to see it, i dont know why hes coverin wrestlemainia info

[HaeLari Draevyn]

How do I make it so I can see it? lol

[Sith Ahnk]

Select it with your mouse

[Lord Gue]

the ol click an drag hun, click an ddddrrrraaagggggggggggggggggg

[Sith Ahnk]

So that anyone who hasn't seen wrestlemania won't have me spoil it

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lmao Yeesh. Weird. O_o

[Lord Gue]

yup, we are at that

[Sith Ahnk]

For those who want to nothave thie dinner spoiler
I am currently naked

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol TMI!

[Sith Ahnk]

Yeah, but she told me on MSN shes naked too

[Lord Gue]

Psst, <font class=spoiler>if ya can snake me a pic of that send it my way dude

[Riley Chambers]

*hits them both over the head with her FORCE GUITAR* I'm not naked! *goes to tell her bf on them!* :p

[Lord Gue]

~plays rock, paper, siscors for who takes the bf and who takes hea~

[Riley Chambers]

lol I'm tempted to bring him here just to see what would happen. :D

[Lord Gue]

do it, im courious too, that and im sure i can tak'm

[Riley Chambers]

LOL He's not online right now. But I'll bug him in the morning to make a stop by here. :p

[Sith Ahnk]

We can have a four way

[Riley Chambers]

I don't think he's into any of that...... And neither am I.

[Lord Gue]

well, looks like u an me then ahnk, you go get your blow up doll and ill run for the hills

Oh and yeah, bring him round, like ta hear how he reacts to all this...stuff

[Riley Chambers]

I'm not in on this. *hands Gue a blow up doll that looks like Speares*

[Lord Gue]

eh? I said Ahnks blow up doll, now if ya have a blow up doll of brit, more power to ya

[Riley Chambers]

Nah, it used to be my bf's. But I got jealous. :lol

[Lord Gue]

LoL, hmm. Well if he see's this, Nice Choice!

[Riley Chambers]

Oh he knows my humor. :p

[Lord Gue]

Really? No way....

[Riley Chambers]

O_o What are you getting at?

[Lord Gue]

3 hours sleep a day....
a ton of sugar mixed with 4 liters caffine and as much adreniline as my body can produce in an hour....
'it'....
but mostly just sarcasm...

[Sith Ahnk]

Looks like I'm killing kittens again

[Riley Chambers]

"It"? O_o

[Sith Ahnk]

Pop goes the kitten

[Riley Chambers]

>_< TMI!!

[Sith Ahnk]

Thats five today

[Lord Gue]

someones lacking in the relationship department

[Lord Gue]

testing a sig edit i made....

[Lord Gue]

grrr, i cant do this img mapping thing

[Lord Gue]

if someone could just tell me what to do id be very apppreciative

I got the img itself:
http://lordgue.clanpages.com/Project.JPG

the htm file:
http://lordgue.calnpages.com/project-map.htm

and this as source code so far:

<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>Project Image Map Page</TITLE>
<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="LiveImage">
</HEAD>
<BODY>
http://lordgue.clanpages.com/Project.JPG
<MAP NAME="Project1.htm">
<AREA SHAPE=POLY COORDS="4,217,64,115,116,115,177,214,148,261,33,261,4,217" HREF="http://pub22.ezboard.com/bthegalacticempire" ALT="">
</MAP>
</BODY>
</HTML>

[Lord Gue]

LoL, somebody out theres gotta know somethin...

[Lord Gue]

Sucess!!!!!! And All by myself too! Im the happiest little boy this side of Neverland ranch!

[Lord Gue]

though i prolly know everyone stopped reading these posts, just to bring to your attention something on the portal page, under stats

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[TheHolo.Net]

The Portal stats page is loading fine for me.

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