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Vinny Red
Mar 13th, 2002, 12:55:18 AM
Here's something for that person that has everything,, because there's only 287 days until christmas



http://www.humanforsale.com/
Anbira Hicchoru
Mar 13th, 2002, 01:06:20 AM
I'm yours for only $2,505,278.00.
Live Wire
Mar 13th, 2002, 01:17:36 AM
Im available for the mere price of $2,083,370.00


But if you're real nice you can have me for $2,083,369.99!!!
Vinny Red
Mar 13th, 2002, 01:40:35 AM
or if you look to your right, you'll find the bargain basement. Top quality at affordable prices!!!! But come now, and if you're here in the NEXT 20 minutes, well throw in not one....not two...but THREE, yes you heard it THREE changes of clothes! You get great quality, a winning smile and only for the next 20 mins, you get the THREE changes of clothes. And how much for this bargain you ask? Well that's easy. All for one low price of

$1,692,230.00.


Please make cheques out to I Need a New Car fund. Money orders and Major credit cards accepted. No COD.
Saharia
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:13:00 AM
Red, your bought ;)
Lord Gue
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:34:25 AM
this thing is rigged, i only go for about $1,500,000
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:43:18 AM
Wow.......... Uhhhhhhh.......... Any chance these could be wrong?

You are worth exactly: $2,139,676.00.

We hope you can find somebody who is wealthy enough to afford you.
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:44:02 AM
Hahaha, I'm gonna be loaded if anyone want's to buy me.

$2,623,072.00





That's charged nightly, by the way. ;)
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:45:00 AM
You're worth more than me? :p
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:45:23 AM
So far I am the forums most expensive person. :)
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:46:01 AM
Hmm. I want pictures! :D
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:48:02 AM
What... kind... of pictures?
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:49:50 AM
LOL! Fully clothed thank you!
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:50:34 AM
Okay, I'll host some...
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:51:37 AM
Now for that much, you're either a nobel prize winner, or a cutie, or possibly a mix of the two. Ooooo, probably cutie. :p
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:53:28 AM
http://sithahnk.homestead.com/files/Ahnkwithtatoos.jpg
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:54:52 AM
:lol

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

I'll phone Superman and tell him where that damn computer villin that destroyed his planet went to... Canada.
Sith Ahnk
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:58:27 AM
Hey, I didn't destroy Superman's planet.... he was just looking for a scapegoat after his chemistry lab blew up
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:59:46 AM
:lol Sure, right. I believe ya.:rolleyes
ReaperFett
Mar 13th, 2002, 08:20:14 AM
$1,310,000.00
Gav Mortis
Mar 13th, 2002, 09:40:03 AM
I don't need to take the test, I know I'm priceless! :)
ReaperFett
Mar 13th, 2002, 10:00:03 AM
Yeah, noone would buy you :)





You're just scared you'd get worse than me :)
Garrett Blade
Mar 13th, 2002, 11:17:51 AM
$4,424,199.00

In the words of myself, and directed at all potential buyers...












<FONT SIZE="7" FACE="matisse itc" COLOR="magenta">Mmm...GIMME NOSH!!!</FONT>
ReaperFett
Mar 13th, 2002, 11:27:14 AM
The highest is $2,777,450.00, you liar :)
Zatania Duvall
Mar 13th, 2002, 01:11:31 PM
Tsk tsk liar!!
Thanatos Van Derveld
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:17:24 PM
$1,350,014.00.

I don't think that's very accurate though... they had no 'England' option in the places to live, and I have no idea what these 'SAT' things are. All the US only stuff messed it up for me :x
HaeLari Draevyn
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:19:03 PM
lol SAT stuff is a test they require us Americans to take to get into most colleges. I need to take mine still, but I've got another year to think about it.

But that is a bit unfair since they didn't make those options for you...
ReaperFett
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:25:01 PM
You can work out equivelants. Besides, you're still worth fourty grand more than me :)
HaeLari Draevyn
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:27:51 PM
Though I wonder how the working equivelants out would work.
Vinny Red
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:30:16 PM
tha's pounds, right Reaperfett?
Thanatos Van Derveld
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:35:01 PM
Even if I got it in pounds, it'd still be in accurate since I said I was from British Columbia :p
HaeLari Draevyn
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:44:09 PM
:lol Oh well, at least you know you're worth a lot in America even though there are a few inaccurracies.
Thanatos Van Derveld
Mar 13th, 2002, 02:46:50 PM
:D I suppose I shouldn't complain :crack
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:28:11 PM
You are worth exactly: $1,610,000.00.

stupid test.......racken fracken......:cat
ReaperFett
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:30:01 PM
Still higher than me
Zatania Duvall
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:40:19 PM
I still want to know how I got higher than the rest of you when I have self esteem issues! lol
Charley
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:43:38 PM
You're almost half a mill cheaper than me.

Then again, I'm a freakin egomaniac :)
Zatania Duvall
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:46:10 PM
lol I'm only an egomaniac when it comes to my drawings and my writing. When it comes to everything else, I'm modest.
Charley
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:49:37 PM
I'm kinda like the guy in American Psycho, except I haven't killed anybody, nor have the aspirations to kill anybody. Just another material boy I guess.
Zatania Duvall
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:50:32 PM
lol Material Boy? Remaking Madonna's song to fit that image? :D
ReaperFett
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:54:01 PM
"We are living ina material world, and I am a material girl......or boy"

Adam Sandler, The Wedding Singer
Zatania Duvall
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:59:04 PM
:p I never saw that movie. Blerg. Yuck lmao
Seerrasseei Tsseerra
Mar 14th, 2002, 12:59:34 PM
hehe......
Charley
Mar 14th, 2002, 01:01:01 PM
I love that movie!

"What are you doing? Get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!"
Zatania Duvall
Mar 14th, 2002, 01:04:28 PM
:lol I don't know. Something about a movie with "singer" in the title that makes me think "Disney! Run and hide!"