Attention all humans, bounty hunters, Jedi, Sith, Neimoidian and Cizerack..

[Gorgja the Hutt]

The United Hutt Syndicate is now a reality. I would like all Hutts to make their presence felt (literally) in this thread.

Once our five members:

1) Gorgja the Hutt
2) Geeda the Hutt
3) Quoda the Hutt
4) Darja the Hutt
5) Vargo the Hutt

Have posted, I demand a shipyard be given to us for our use.

This is your only chance to comply.

Gorgja the Hutt
U-H-S

[Lord Gue]

Demand? Ha! Its good to see the hutts have finnaly come though....

[Nupraptor]

"Felt"? Eww... I bet they're all squishy, like an oversoaked sponge.

On a serious note: Shipyards are not just given freely, that I'm aware of. You'll have to make your own. However, we'll be happy to set up a forum for it here once you have one.

[Lord Gue]

prolly tastes like thicks leather thats been sittin in water

[Darth Lynch]

Even if they get half their face blown off they can keep on going which goes to show you only need half an brain to run a criminal organization.

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But if they ever see a woman with a chain they better get the hell out of there.

[Vargo the Hutt]

HO HO HO HO HO!

(Vargo's immense girth shook with laughter, as he snatched a frog out of a nearby bowl, gulping it down)

[Gorgja the Hutt]

Ah Vargo, pelasure to see your slimyness!

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Still destroying protocol droids?

[Rama]

We are gonna need a hella big salt shaker. :|

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

*takes note of the members* >D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dare I ask? Where is Pizza The Hutt?

[Nichos Marr]

I wouldn't be too surprised if he was eaten.

:x More crime.

Hey, did anyone know that Hutts are originally male, though during asexual reproduction they actually become female? Every single part of them :)

[ReaperFett]

Wish one of you would use a Zorba pic :)

[Domini Leveresk]

Damn! I was just trying to make my noble little crime syndicate, and you mean people start yours! I'll crush you all alone!!!

[Sasseeri Reeouurra]

:rolleyes Black Sun wjill crrrush you all! :cat

[Nichos Marr]

It comes down to one question for the good guys: Who's more dangerous to the Galaxy? The Sith or the Criminal Organizations?

[Morgan Evanar]

I say we make them step on each others toes.

The Force can sort em out from there.

Salt shaker.... hmmm...

[Lady Vader]

>>BEEP...BEEP...BEEP...<<

*Waves a truck in reverse towards the Hutts.*

I got more where this came from. You wouldn't believe how salty the Corellian sea is!

:lol

[Darja The Hutt]

Slithering in as she is not as large as the other Hutts unable to move themselves.


She said nothing as she looked around....

[Quorda The Hutt]

Quorda slithers in and comes to a rests his worm/slug-like body at Gorgja's side.

[Lord Gue]

Now thats a qoute i like!
"Shut up or ill eat your head"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I've heard a bunch of lines from different people in RPGs about eating heads today!O_o

[Lord Gue]

goes to show ya what most people got on their minds, hehe

[Lady Vader]

>_<

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Lord Gue
goes to show ya what most people got on their minds, hehe

That was... just....>_<


O_o

[Live Wire]

some how Im used to hearing stuff like that and Im not even mildly shocked or disturbed....



that says a lot about me.....none of its good though

[Lord Gue]

what can we say, we got our minds in the gutter...

[Live Wire]

we abandoned the gutter for the sewer a long time ago

[Lord Gue]

maybe alot of us did, but my mind stayed in the gutter, got caught in the branches and debries i guess

[Live Wire]

join us in the sewer....its much more fun down here

[Helenias Evenstar]

I have a cat that eats slugs.

I do not know why.

[Live Wire]

slimy yet satisfying?

[Lady Vader]

OMG! That was a purrrfect line!! :lol:lol:lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o Ewwwwwwwwww

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

ewww but :lol

[Live Wire]

thank you! *bows* thank you!

[Helenias Evenstar]

And avacado sandwiches.

It's Mark's cat. I never thought his pet would be weirder than he is

[Quorda The Hutt]

No respect!

:)

[Marcus Telcontar]

It's Mark's cat. I never thought his pet would be weirder than he is


Well gee, thanks for the compliments. Your sleeeping on the couch tonight BTW.

[Nayala Palain]

LOL :lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

If you're looking for my mind..................

It's in the gutter!

[Alpha]

:lol

I think I have one of the most warped, twisted, sick and sadistic minds for any 14 year old I know. :)

[Shawn]

I think Fire Hazzard could give you a run for your money. ;)

[Alpha]

I doubt it. Last time I talked to her (before she left), she was nowhere near my level. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I dont doubt it. FireHazzard was one warped, twisted, sadistic little lady.




I miss her a lot :(

[Darth Lynch]

Training the next generation of Rpers to be as perverted as the rest.

Wait until they find out what really happens in the Sith Ladies Lounge and Dragons Lair aka the Sith Male club.

[Mortaniuss]

"Now that you mention it, monsuier Lynch... I haven't been to either place in quite some time. Perhaps I owe it to the respective owners to grace them with a visit."

[Alpha]

I miss her too DT...:( She was a really kewl person. And as sick as the rest of us.

Now, to all of you newer RP'ers...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! If you had any connections with something that doesn't involve the gutter or the sewer, sever them. NOW! For this place is a sick, sick place...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Actually, I'm pretty certain she does visit and look around. Probably under a different name, although I havent tried to make sure. If she wants to stay private and anonymous, none of my bee's knees.


Just if you are about, Hello Fire Hazzard! We miss you!

[Alpha]

Hi if you're there Fire!!!

And I can understand if she keeps under a different name too. Privacy should be respected after all.

[ReaperFett]

Hello person, if YOU are Fire! :)

[Lord Gue]

okay, ya got me, its me, ive been her all this time?

no, but seriously, i am, why dont you believe me?

BELIEVE ME!!!!

[Kat Kariena]

KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL!!! :b Ebil giant slugs.

[Vargo the Hutt]

Ba sooga da nando!

(Two Gamorrean guards flank Kat, bringing her to the drooly Hutt)

[Meomorrra Taasseera]

Poorrr poorrr sssoul.

*shakes her head as Kat is brought to the slimey creature then steps back, not wanting to be next.*

[Jedi Neo]

Is this trip really needed?

[Geeda the Hutt]

*twinkles her stubby fingers in a wave*

"Im here!"

[Gorgja the Hutt]

*Motions to two Gammorians

Bantha Poodo, Gue. Reebat!

*The Gammorians (carrying Ysalamiri) carry Gue away into the dungeon.

Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho

[Vargo the Hutt]

HO HO HO HO HO!!!!

(Vargo shakes out a big belly laugh, sloshing his tail about to smack a protocol droid across the room)

[Sith Ahnk]

*Sits back and watches*

[Zatania Duvall]

Ugh... Alright, I've had it up to here with slimeballs as of late. And these have got to be the filthiest of all slime I've seen.

*Zatania wrinkled her nose at the sight of so many Hutts in one place.*

Ugh, only faces a mother could love. Remind me not to sleep tonight, or I might have nightmares and choke on my puke while I'm sleeping.

[Lord Gue]

[I]He gets a hand free and snaps his fingers, suddnely dozens of slave girls with chains come running

[Lady Vader]

Ok, I'm pretty much safe. Phew!

[Azure Regalia]

And no one messes with me.

[Coruscant Call Girl]

But me, I'm pretty much dead in the water around these slugs.

[Thanatos Van Derveld]

When they laugh, their jiggling is hypnotic :x

[Lady Vader]

>_<

[Quorda The Hutt]

Bluuuuuuggghhhh!

*Spits out small body of frog he nearly choked out. The frog body hits a bystander, knocking out his teeth. Quorda laughs*

HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:x

*wrinkles her nose and takes a few.....no..... several steps back*

Nastiness.

[Vargo the Hutt]

(HaeLari backs away, unknowingly backing into the affluent belly of Vargo)

HO HO HO HO HO!!!

(The Hutt slaps a chain around her neck, licking the drool from his mouth)

[Lord Gue]

[I]Grabs the chain and pulls her out, spraying her with a hose to get all that disgusting muck off

[Lady Vader]

*Shakes head.*

What has this world come to?...

*Takes out a salt shaker and shakes salt in a wide circle around her.*

[Lord Gue]

hey, safe from vodoo as well

[Lady Vader]

:lol I guess so.

[Gorgja the Hutt]

Ho Ho Ho Ho. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.

Suddenly four Gammorians grab Lady Vader and bring her to Vargo.

Too mak simbat Vargo

A gift for you Vargo

A sliver-skinned protocol droid, speaks up, "To all who noticed the posts, the five members of the U-H-S have now posted. The Great Gorgja requests, official group recognition be given to the United Hutt Syndicate."

[Sith Ahnk]

I say no... but I'm not on the staff

[TheHolo.Net]

Originally posted by Gorgja the Hutt
The United Hutt Syndicate is now a reality. I would like all Hutts to make their presence felt (literally) in this thread.

Once our five members:

1) Gorgja the Hutt
2) Geeda the Hutt
3) Quoda the Hutt
4) Darja the Hutt
5) Vargo the Hutt

Have posted, I demand a shipyard be given to us for our use.

This is your only chance to comply.

Gorgja the Hutt
U-H-S The granting of Shipyard forums on these forums is something not generally done lightly or without serious consideration. I usually like to be certain that a group has established their presence with Role Play and shown some form of longevity before I create one. The five members have posted give us a shipyard forum doesn’t fly without a little bit more backing than that.

Hang around, do some role-plays, and show that you are serious about being a genuine part of this community, which I am fairly certain you are, and it will be done.

[Sith Ahnk]

And stop kidnapping the hot women

[Quorda The Hutt]

And stop kidnapping the hot women

Nobata!!

[Sith Ahnk]

I'll kidnap Reaperfett

[Lady Vader]

That's not helping your case, Ahnk.

*Looks around her.*

Really... four Gammorians? Isn't that a bit of an over-kill to bring lil ol innocent me to Your Bloatedness?...

>D

No mention of them having ysalimiri...

*Lightning slithers from her body, attacking the four swine, leaving them as roasted pigs.*

I've heard lightning never strikes twice in the same spot. And I suspect for these four lil piggies, it's probably true.

Hungry, anyone?

:lol

[Lord Gue]

yeah, these guys can be on the next episode of fear factor.... being eaten

[Sith Ahnk]

*takes a corpse to chop up for Reaperfett in his dungeon*

[ReaperFett]

...........and LV wins the award for accidental bad taste joke of the year.


(One of the Gamorrean Guards from ROTJ died today)

[Vyman Durant]

Hmmm... I like the concept of this group. Very much enjoy the criminal aspects of the SW universe. How do you become a member of the syndicate?

[Lady Vader]

O_o

>_<

Doh!

|I

Sorry...

[ReaperFett]

start at the bottom, work your way up? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I suspect NO ONE wants to start at the bottom of a Hutt

Edit : AGGH!!! Not intentional!!! I was meaning to say....


Ah, forget it :)

[Sith Ahnk]

:lol:lol:lol

[Vyman Durant]

:lol TEE-HEE! :lol

Does this group have a board or anything yet?

[Lady Vader]

OMG! :eek >_<

DT!!! |I

:x

:lol!!!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

EW! *hides behind Gue away from the disgusting....... thing* Get it off get it off get it off get it off get it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lord Gue]

Man, youd think it was a spider or something, more like a slug i guess, but no spider, lol

Um, your gonna need to take off your clothes first hea, no dont argue, just do it or well all die!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Lord Gue
Um, your gonna need to take off your clothes first hea, no dont argue, just do it or well all die!

O_o Why? Wasn't the audition good enough? :p

[Lord Gue]

aww, now were dead, i hope your happy
hehe ;)

[Sith Ahnk]

*loads a tranquilizer gun and aims at Gue*

KER-FLUNK-SHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KLIK-HISS-THUD!



*Gue falls down, asleep, as Ahnk steals HaeLari*

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*blinks as she is stolen* Uhhhhh...... O_o

[Sith Ahnk]

KER-FLUNK-SHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KLIK-HISS-THUD!



*HaeLari is tranqed for the ride in the trunk*

[Lord Gue]

Good think someone slipped hima big bowl of anti-tranq this morn in place of his wheaties

KER-FLUNK-SHWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KLIK-HISS-THUD!
He takes control of the vehicle as Ahnk slumps over
"She's mine so get your damn dirty ape hands off her"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*just laughs at the two of them*

[Lord Gue]

quite you, you been tranqualized

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*didn't realize until re reading Ahnk's post* O_o

[Sith Ahnk]

*One of Ahnk's clones tranqs Gue and takes the wheel.*

[Lord Gue]

[I]Gues son tranqs ahnks clone and takes the wheel

[Zatania Duvall]

*pulls them over and gives them a ticket for multiple drivers and speeding*

[Lord Gue]

[i]all 4 of them and tranq her

[Zatania Duvall]

*ducks, dodges, flips, dives out of the way, finally ending up hiding in back of the vehicle in a crouched position.*

[Lord Gue]

[I]And gets tranqed by gues clone

[Zatania Duvall]

*thanks the stars she also has a clone as she sneaks away scott free?*

Oy, now I'm confused.

[Lord Gue]

has one of his troopers track down and capture her clone

[Lady Vader]

SEND IN THE CLONES!!!!

(if a long time ago, you saw a certain luau party at the old TSC board, you'll understand this... if not, too bad...)


:crack *A mad rush of LV clones comes tearing into the area, causing mayhem and wreaking havoc.* :crack

[Lord Gue]

LoL, i had joined tsc just as that was happening!

[Jedi Neo]

Uh, guys, I hate to break this to you, but the clones are taking up much needed space in the New Republic and Imperial barracks so they have been evicted. I was wondering, can they live with you?

[Live Wire]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

long life the tsc luau!

*puts on a grass skirt and does the hula*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol this thread is funny as hell......

[Lord Gue]

I dont even remember what its about anymore

[Zatania Duvall]

Me neither. *steals Gue and takes him away to give him a private showing of her own audition* ;)

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

>_< :x didn't need that image in my head......blech.......

[Lord Gue]

~rather liked that image in his head~ :D

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol

Well, this thread certainly is interesting! ;)

[Lord Gue]

hell, might make one of them most veiw list thingys

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

*winces* ack! damn images....ewww....ewww.....ewww.....

[Zatania Duvall]

lol Just might with all the insanity! ;)

[Lord Gue]

as any cable network will tell ya, insanity = ratings

[Zatania Duvall]

lol Thus, Jerry Springer....

[Lord Gue]

and any fox special

[Zatania Duvall]

God I love Fox! They are Gods!

[Lord Gue]

they are evil, ya hear what that guy from new radio and fear factor said bout them?

They got a show called seperation comin out, yeah its about a show where your a divorced couple and ya fight to keep your stuff, now thats evil

[Zatania Duvall]

LOL! That's one I'll want to see even though i only watch TV once in a while!