Auditions Part Deux...

[Taylor Millard]

Oh please you girls didn't think we'd let you have all the fun. For Lord Vader's bachlor party we are now accepting applications for these three positions:

1) Pudding Wrestlers # 1 & 2

2) Dancers #1-7

3) Dessert Waitress- whipped cream and cherry included.

Okay, our judges are:

Darth Viscera, Longue Lizard, and...well...me.

So have fun and in the immortal words of Mills Lane.

LET'S GET IT ON!! :D ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

:x

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*debates about auditioning, but would rather do so after someone else goes first...* ^_^; :mischief

[Gav Mortis]

we are now accepting applications for these three positions

Just three positions eh? You must be a man who knows what he likes! :lol

[Shawn]

But what do they win? The winner of the other audition session would gain entry into the Sith Ladies Lounge's locked forum.

[ReaperFett]

Our respect? :)

[Charley]

An autographed picture of me, in my lounge lizard underoos.

[Taylor Millard]

Anyone got a locked forum they wanna give 'em access to?

I suppose we could hold it in Kazaar's apartment. ;)

BTW- DT, if ya want to be a judge you can too.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
An autographed picture of me, in my lounge lizard underoos.

;)

[Gav Mortis]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
An autographed picture of me, in my lounge lizard underoos.

By what they win - isn't that meant to imply a reward of some sort? :p

[Charley]

LW seemed to like it...but she saw it in first person.

[Jehova Eaven]

Hmm... its nto my board... btu what about the dragon's lair? If not, then my TVO board.

[Azure Regalia]

The Bounty Hunter steps in, all business.

I can wrestle...

She flexes the muscles along her tight body, grinning maliciously.

...for the right price.

[Taylor Millard]

But do you look good in spandex? And a bikini? ;)

[Coruscant Call Girl]

T'Jienn slides up next to Anbiraa, her lekku wrapping around his armored shoulders. She gives him a playful smile that says more than words.

Mmmmm... I was MEANT for entertainment at bachelor parties.

She let one of her longs legs rub up against his.

These longs legs gotta be good for something.

;)

[imported_Eve]

Hera and I pudding wrestled once or twice. Long time ago with some old friends.

When we say we're close friends... we mean close.

:: winky winky Hera ::

[Azure Regalia]

She eyed Taylor, a fraction of a grin forming on her lips.

I can look good in anything...

She let her skin change to a rosey peach color, her eyes to blue, and her hair to a deep black.

...and as anyone.

[Taylor Millard]

When we say we're close friends... we mean close.

:: winky winky Hera ::

Hmm...I'm thinking now we'll have a tag team match instead. ;)

*Looks at Azure.

Nice, yours eyes are off just a bit. Turn 'em brown and you're who I'm lookin' for. ;)

[Azure Regalia]

Eyes change from an icey blue to a warm brown.

Better?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*After deciding to try out finally, HaeLari left the room for about ten minutes to get her stuff ready. When she returned, she was dressed head to toe in black, a trench coat, as well as a pair of sunglasses. She pushed the sunglasses down the bridge of her nose until it barely rested on the tip and winked slowly to the judges, grinning as she pushed them back up.*

*She stood straight and shot her gaze to the side, looking to a friend of her's that would be controlling the music. As he gave her the cue with a thumbs up, the music started.*

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

*As soon as the music started, HaeLari's gaze shot back to the judges, her hand reaching out to them. She moved her hand back towards her body, as if her hand were the only thing dancing, yet the closer it got to her body, the more she swayed her chest forward then back, her hips doing the same in the opposite direction. Soon, the music suddenly changed into a different tempo, and her movements changed drastically as she ripped open the trench coat. Underneath she wore a silverish black skirt with "Vampire" written on her rear in glitter. The top matched, being only "half of a shirt" since it came up to mid belly range.*

come to my world, child of the night,
come out of your darkness and into my light,
looking for you all of your life,
don't be afraid - it'll be all right...

*As soon as those lyrics began, she jumped down from the table, bringing the trench coat down off of her shoulders, hooking it around at her elbows as she paced in front of the judges. Suddenly, she stopped in front of Millard as the music once again changed, from it's heavy metal beat, into something more calm and serene as more lyrics continued within that slow beat.*

god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!

*As the lyrics slowly went by she kneeled down at his feet, moving her hands up his body as she slowly began to stand. As she came slowly up to her feet, her hips swayed from side to side slowly, her body up against his. As she came face to face with him, she gave him a lustful look, then the line "I'm a vampire" came from the song with a sudden revival of the heavy metal feeling. Once that occured, she leaned in and kissed his neck, then pushed herself away from him, turning away.*

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

*She pushed her shoulder blades together, leaning back slightly to allow the trench coat to slide off of her arms. She caught it into her left hand and whirled herself around on heel, causing the trench coat to create an illusion of her disappearing behind it, yet she had been there the entire time as it danced it's way across her path. She tossed it into the air, walking forward with a pretty woman type of walk. As she came nearer the judges, the coat landed and she stopped, the music changing once again to something upbeat and less heavy.*

in your head you always hear me
close your eyes - i'm all that you see,
for lust, for life, my intimate fire,
nightly dances, dance in desire...

*She threw her hands into the air, turning her face into her right shoulder as she danced her way down to the floor, nearly touching her butt to the floor. She came up suddenly, tossing her head to each side to cause her hair to flip back at each side. With the last line, she moved forward and towards LL, the music once again changing to that serene beat.*

god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!

*She paced around him, her head bowed enough for her to look at him through the tops of her eyes. As she came behind him, she wrapped her arms around him, pressing herself against him as she slowly came back in front of him. She stopped in front of him, bringing her closer as she wrapped one leg around him and then that last line sounded "I'm a Vampire". Instead of kissing his neck, she simply grinned in a mischiveous manner at him.*

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

*She released her leg from around him and dragged him out to the dancefloor she had come from, gently guiding him by the cuff of his shirt. As she stopped him, she kept moving in circles around him, continuing to dance in the same flowing and rolling rhythm she had been. She started out far away from him, slowly coming closer and closer. As the last line came, she stopped in front of him, ripping off the tiny top she had on, revealing a black bikini top.*

(let's be together... don't be afraid... you called me...
i was what you wished for... you held me here beside you...
i was what you wished for... i came for you... i came for you...
i was what you wished for... you taste like honeydew...
be careful what you wish for... i wished for you your whole life...
be careful what you wish for... let me be you tonight... tonight...)

*The music became serene as she turned to him, taking what was left of her shirt and putting it around his neck. She backed up, guiding him back to his seat slowly as she continued to slowly move her hips to the music. After she had returned LL, she moved back to where she came from as the last part of the song came up, changing back to it's heavy metal soul.*

baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!

*HaeLari raised her hands above her head, slowly bringing them down so that her fingertips brushed along her sides and on down to the skirt. She pulled the laces that held the skirt up at each side and suddenly bumped her hips to the right, causing the skirt to slide down around her feet and leave her only in a complete bikini and high heels. Just before the last line came, she stepped out of her high heels and the skirt and did a cartwheel forward, landing in front of the judges in a complete frontal split- "I'm a Vampire!*

((LOL Boredom made me do this so terribly long! Sorry it's so long! :p))

[Sith Ahnk]

*kneels over dead from shock*

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*blinks at Ahnk and tosses water on him*

Shush you!! :p

[Lord Gue]

[I]Turns into an animated wolf
Floats sideways in the air for a moment making a car horn sound as his eyes bulge from his head and his tounge hangs out as he pants....

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*gathers the trench coat again and puts it back on*

Uhh.. Ahnk..

*pokes him, stepping to the side to avoid the rolling wolf tongue from Gue*

[Gav Mortis]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
LW seemed to like it...but she saw it in first person.

It wouldn't suprise me, her and LV are so alike like that. :)

[Charley]

:: removes Haelari's shirt from around his neck, adjusting his tie as he takes a sip of coffee ::

mmm...yeah. Very nice. Excellent credentials. mmm...yeah.

[Taylor Millard]

*Nods as he watches LL take the shirt off his head.

I agree and Azure, if you can stay as Jennifer Connelly for the bachlor party, I just may have t'keep paying you. ;)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Lounge Lizard
:: removes Haelari's shirt from around his neck, adjusting his tie as he takes a sip of coffee ::

mmm...yeah. Very nice. Excellent credentials. mmm...yeah.

*takes a slight bow* Thank you thank you.:D

[Lord Gue]

hey, she'd have me an ahnks vote if we were on the team

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I've never done anything like that before, so, woo! What a rush! :lol

[Lord Gue]

well, vavavoom

[Azure Regalia]

Stay as Jennifer Connelly... wrestle... in pudding...

I can do this.

Just keep the doe rolling in.

[Charley]

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(Rolls in the doe...and a buck for good measure)

:lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol :lol :lol

Can't beat a deal like that!:p

[Azure Regalia]

>D

Dinner...

The Bounty Hunter whips out her portable SunCrusher and obliterates the deer.

Hmmm... I think I over-cooked it.

[DarthHERA]

:: winky winky Hera ::


:lol Eve - ah da memories..


Im not up for auditions...but Im CERTAIN Ilyarna will happily shake her booty for all those pretty boys.. :p

[Sith Ahnk]

From Hera's profile:


Occupation:
nasty girl


A-hem. :b

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol My my! That's a rather odd ball job!

[Arya Ravenwing]

"I heard there were auditions of some sort going on in here?" She pokes her head in the door, looking a little surprised at the sight of a woman in a black bikini. "Sweetheart, aren't you a little cold?"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*pulls the trench coat around her more*

I'll live. :p