hey champion of the force promised to ban me

[sirdizzy]

don't ya wish you were as lucky as me :p

[Champion of the Force]

:x

[Sith Ahnk]

Yeah well all of the staff promised to ban me, so put that in your smoke and pipe it. :smokin

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol You two are odd. *bans Ahnk from her MSN?* Muwahahaha! Just kidding. I couldn't live without hearing your Merfs and Gonks. :p

[Sith Ahnk]

Splork! :crack

[sirdizzy]

don't mock ridiculos things on the board btw or they horse whip ya too

[Figrin D'an]

I think I should be banned... simply on the basis that no one should have a spotless record... :angel

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Take me with you!? Just kidding. *boots Figrin because he asked?* Oh wait... I don't have those powers. :p Sorry.:lol

[Sith Ahnk]

How bout you ban the whole forum, so you staff can sit back and mock us.
Ooooooo... wait...
Save that for April 1. :)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

LOL Oh I have big plans for April 1st... Not for you guys, not yet anyways.:evil But anyone I know irl should be on their guard. *inset maniacal laugh here*>D

[Lord Gue]

~inserts maniacal laughter there~

[Figrin D'an]

Originally posted by HaeLari Draevyn
Take me with you!? Just kidding. *boots Figrin because he asked?* Oh wait... I don't have those powers. :p Sorry.:lol


I said 'banned'... not 'kicked in the ass.' :p

[sirdizzy]

i was promised first you guys have to get in line

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:p Same difference if you think of it like me. It's a kick in the ass when you get banned. Ha! :D

[Figrin D'an]

lol... tell that to my behind... it's the one with a boot mark on it and no banning to show for it... :p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol That's because these are stilettos, not boots! Made for steppin', not bannin'.:p

[Figrin D'an]

ouch... those can hurt even worse... :p

[sirdizzy]

i am not wearing shoes does that count for anything

[imported_Firebird1]

I guess those boots were made for walking....

[HaeLari Draevyn]

These boots were made for walkin' and that's just what they're gonna do! But one day these boots are gonna walk all over you. *stupid sound affect to the song*

[sirdizzy]

lalalalalalalalalalalalala (starts humming the smurf theme"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol Dizzy Smurf...

[Rama]

They wanna ban me too.......but Im to slick for them.


:: Does.............uhhhhhhhhhhhh slick stuff ::







Why was there only one female Smurf? :|

[HaeLari Draevyn]

...........You don't want to know..............:mischief

[Figrin D'an]

'The Smurfs' was such a demented cartoon... the sheer number of less than scupulous references in that show was just funny... I occasionally see re-runs of it, and I can't help but laugh...

:p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol I forget what the smurfs were about anyways... I havent seen it in a while.

[sirdizzy]

gang bangs didn't ya just hear there was only one female

[Rama]

Hey I like you already. That is exactly what I was thinking. :lol





It's a wonder she got out at all.......

[Marcus Telcontar]

If I remember right, the she-smurf was actually a creation of Gargamil.

Which prompts a lot of question I honestly dont want to think about.

[sirdizzy]

well when theres one female ya don't quip to where she came from

[Rama]

Gargamil was a pimp daddy. He's proably "renting" her to the Smurfs :lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

After all his cat needed something to play with.

[sirdizzy]

can ya imagine how much money he would make as a pimp

[Zatania Duvall]

:lol It would be an evil plot from Gargamel(sp?). Take their money, send in the only femme in all of smurfdom, then when they aren't looking, kill off the guy smurf and look for another victim. I think that's what he wanted, was to be rid of the smurfs.

[Rama]

Maybe he was just pretending to not be able to catch the Smurfs...........He was just trying to get his money for her, and the smurfs just assumed they were being chased.

[Nayala Palain]

Her name was Smurfet.. and how come you only saw her with Papa Smurf and baby smurf????

O_o

[Rama]

Cause Pappa Smurf was the mack daddy of all Smurfs. he was wise in all things......inculdeing the way of the woman. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Trust Papa Smurf to get all the action :p

[Sith Ahnk]

God, I go away for a week you start talking about Smurf Prostitution

[Live Wire]

the smurfs have been a conversation piece on these boards for years. This is nothing new.



we never did figure out what smurfing was

[sirdizzy]

isn't that like wait i better not say or i will get promised to be banned yet again :p

maybe papa smurf was like the middleman between gargamel the pimp since he couldn't get close and needed an insider

[Zatania Duvall]

I always thought that Smurfette was Baby Smurf's mom. O_o