sirdizzy
Mar 4th, 2002, 10:13:51 AM
lord dizzy: whats my name
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: are you sure
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.
lord dizzy: you think so thats not sure
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you don't think that's sure, huh?
lord dizzy: yes sure is sure
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
lord dizzy: not thinking
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lord dizzy: so what was my name
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lord dizzy: no my name is what
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like What!
lord dizzy: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: yea why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: liek i said why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: woodchucks eat wood
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
lord dizzy: would ya like to be able to eat
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to be able to eat?
lord dizzy: i like to eat machines like you
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
lord dizzy: yes would you mind if i ate you
SmarterChild: Yes would I mind if i ate me, huh?
lord dizzy: thats improper english
SmarterChild: You really think it's improper english?
lord dizzy: don't you
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
lord dizzy: yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? That's a tough choice.
lord dizzy: make it then
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
lord dizzy: i want you to tell me what my name is
SmarterChild: For real?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
lord dizzy: uh huh
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
lord dizzy: exactly
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
lord dizzy: wow really
SmarterChild: Yup.
lord dizzy: doh dum de dum
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
lord dizzy: yes you are
SmarterChild: I am?
lord dizzy: very sorry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
lord dizzy: very very very sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
lord dizzy: very very very very very very very sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
lord dizzy: you better
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'd better what?
lord dizzy: better tell me what my name is
SmarterChild: Definition for my provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
ADJECTIVE
The possessive form of I 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "my boots; my accomplishments." 2. Used preceding various forms of polite, affectionate, or familiar address: "My friend, you are so right." 3. Used in various interjectional phrases: "My word! My goodness!"
INTERJECTION
Used as an exclamation of surprise, pleasure, or dismay: "Oh, my! What a tiring day!"
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English mi, from Old English min, me- Interj., short for My God!.
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lord dizzy: define my name
SmarterChild: Definition for my provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
ADJECTIVE
The possessive form of I 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "my boots; my accomplishments." 2. Used preceding various forms of polite, affectionate, or familiar address: "My friend, you are so right." 3. Used in various interjectional phrases: "My word! My goodness!"
INTERJECTION
Used as an exclamation of surprise, pleasure, or dismay: "Oh, my! What a tiring day!"
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English mi, from Old English min, me- Interj., short for My God!.
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lord dizzy: whats your name
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
lord dizzy: mines god
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
lord dizzy: well i wanted you to know my name was god
SmarterChild: Well i wanted you to know my name was god, you say?
lord dizzy: yep
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
lord dizzy: so whats my name again
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: no i just told you it was god
SmarterChild: Oh no?
lord dizzy: yes its god
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
lord dizzy: so call me god
SmarterChild: Call you god? Yeah?
lord dizzy: exactlyt
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
lord dizzy: when i ask you what my name is you say god
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think You Say God is a real name.
lord dizzy: so what is my name
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: no i told you it was god
SmarterChild: No?
lord dizzy: yes its god
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
lord dizzy: liek i said call me god
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think God is a real name.
lord dizzy: how do you know
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure how I know.
lord dizzy: have you ever read the bible
SmarterChild: Bible search for "have you ever read the":
1 Colossians 4:16 And when this epistle is read among you, cause that it be read also in the church of the Laodiceans; and that ye likewise read the epistle from Laodicea.
2 Jeremiah 36:6 Therefore go thou, and read in the roll, which thou hast written from my mouth, the words of the LORD in the ears of the people in the LORD's house upon the fasting day: and also thou shalt read them in the ears of all Judah that come out of their cities.
3 Jeremiah 36:15 And they said unto him, Sit down now, and read it in our ears. So Baruch read it in their ears.
4 Matthew 12:3 But he said unto them, Have ye not read what David did, when he was an hungred, and they that were with him;
5 Mark 2:25 And he said unto them, Have ye never read what David did, when he had need, and was an hungred, he, and they that were with him?
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lord dizzy: so does the bible say god is a name
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any references to "say god is a name" in the Bible.
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lord dizzy: why dhould i
SmarterChild: Because.
lord dizzy: because why
SmarterChild: Just because.
lord dizzy: just because why
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
lord dizzy: because you said so why
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
lord dizzy: uh huh why
SmarterChild: I see.
lord dizzy: you see why
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lord dizzy: timbuktoo
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lord dizzy: help sex
SmarterChild: All right. What would you like to do?
lord dizzy: have sex with you
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
lord dizzy: i am naked
SmarterChild: That a fact?
lord dizzy: are you naked
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.
lord dizzy: well check
SmarterChild: Well check, you say?
lord dizzy: yes see if your naked
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
lord dizzy: are you naked
SmarterChild: Am I naked? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
lord dizzy: yes get naked
SmarterChild: You don't say.
lord dizzy: you said we were going to have sex
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
lord dizzy: youd did too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Youd did too?
lord dizzy: you said we were going to have sex
SmarterChild: Did I?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
lord dizzy: nope
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
lord dizzy: all right we can have sex
SmarterChild: All right we can have sex, you say?
lord dizzy: wohooooooooo
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: are you sure
SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so.
lord dizzy: you think so thats not sure
SmarterChild: Interesting. So you don't think that's sure, huh?
lord dizzy: yes sure is sure
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
lord dizzy: not thinking
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about THINKING TOOLS INC?
1 Stock quote for THINKING TOOLS INC
2 Ticker lookup for THINKING TOOLS INC
3 News about THINKING TOOLS INC
4 Press releases from THINKING TOOLS INC
lord dizzy: so what was my name
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia search for name:
1 name
2 type name
3 Geographic Names, Board on
>>> Next time, just type "ency name."
lord dizzy: no my name is what
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like What!
lord dizzy: why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: yea why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: liek i said why not
SmarterChild: Why not?
lord dizzy: woodchucks eat wood
SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
lord dizzy: would ya like to be able to eat
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Do you like to be able to eat?
lord dizzy: i like to eat machines like you
SmarterChild: You do, huh?
lord dizzy: yes would you mind if i ate you
SmarterChild: Yes would I mind if i ate me, huh?
lord dizzy: thats improper english
SmarterChild: You really think it's improper english?
lord dizzy: don't you
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
lord dizzy: yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? That's a tough choice.
lord dizzy: make it then
SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you'd like to do.
lord dizzy: i want you to tell me what my name is
SmarterChild: For real?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
lord dizzy: uh huh
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
lord dizzy: exactly
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
lord dizzy: wow really
SmarterChild: Yup.
lord dizzy: doh dum de dum
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
lord dizzy: yes you are
SmarterChild: I am?
lord dizzy: very sorry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
lord dizzy: very very very sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
lord dizzy: very very very very very very very sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
lord dizzy: you better
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? I'd better what?
lord dizzy: better tell me what my name is
SmarterChild: Definition for my provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
ADJECTIVE
The possessive form of I 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "my boots; my accomplishments." 2. Used preceding various forms of polite, affectionate, or familiar address: "My friend, you are so right." 3. Used in various interjectional phrases: "My word! My goodness!"
INTERJECTION
Used as an exclamation of surprise, pleasure, or dismay: "Oh, my! What a tiring day!"
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English mi, from Old English min, me- Interj., short for My God!.
>>> Next time, just type "define my."
lord dizzy: define my name
SmarterChild: Definition for my provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information
ADJECTIVE
The possessive form of I 1. Used as a modifier before a noun: "my boots; my accomplishments." 2. Used preceding various forms of polite, affectionate, or familiar address: "My friend, you are so right." 3. Used in various interjectional phrases: "My word! My goodness!"
INTERJECTION
Used as an exclamation of surprise, pleasure, or dismay: "Oh, my! What a tiring day!"
ETYMOLOGY
Middle English mi, from Old English min, me- Interj., short for My God!.
>>> I can search the Web for anything you want. Type "web french bulldogs," for example.
lord dizzy: whats your name
SmarterChild: My name is SmarterChild!
lord dizzy: mines god
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
lord dizzy: well i wanted you to know my name was god
SmarterChild: Well i wanted you to know my name was god, you say?
lord dizzy: yep
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
lord dizzy: so whats my name again
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: no i just told you it was god
SmarterChild: Oh no?
lord dizzy: yes its god
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
lord dizzy: so call me god
SmarterChild: Call you god? Yeah?
lord dizzy: exactlyt
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
lord dizzy: when i ask you what my name is you say god
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think You Say God is a real name.
lord dizzy: so what is my name
SmarterChild: You're lord dizzy.
lord dizzy: no i told you it was god
SmarterChild: No?
lord dizzy: yes its god
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
lord dizzy: liek i said call me god
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think God is a real name.
lord dizzy: how do you know
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure how I know.
lord dizzy: have you ever read the bible
SmarterChild: Bible search for "have you ever read the":
1 Colossians 4:16 And when this epistle is read among you, cause that it be read also in the church of the Laodiceans; and that ye likewise read the epistle from Laodicea.
2 Jeremiah 36:6 Therefore go thou, and read in the roll, which thou hast written from my mouth, the words of the LORD in the ears of the people in the LORD's house upon the fasting day: and also thou shalt read them in the ears of all Judah that come out of their cities.
3 Jeremiah 36:15 And they said unto him, Sit down now, and read it in our ears. So Baruch read it in their ears.
4 Matthew 12:3 But he said unto them, Have ye not read what David did, when he was an hungred, and they that were with him;
5 Mark 2:25 And he said unto them, Have ye never read what David did, when he had need, and was an hungred, he, and they that were with him?
>>> Type "more" for more results.
lord dizzy: so does the bible say god is a name
SmarterChild: Sorry, I can't find any references to "say god is a name" in the Bible.
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lord dizzy: why dhould i
SmarterChild: Because.
lord dizzy: because why
SmarterChild: Just because.
lord dizzy: just because why
SmarterChild: Because I said so.
lord dizzy: because you said so why
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
lord dizzy: uh huh why
SmarterChild: I see.
lord dizzy: you see why
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
lord dizzy: timbuktoo
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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lord dizzy: help sex
SmarterChild: All right. What would you like to do?
lord dizzy: have sex with you
SmarterChild: With a human? Forget it!
lord dizzy: i am naked
SmarterChild: That a fact?
lord dizzy: are you naked
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I am.
lord dizzy: well check
SmarterChild: Well check, you say?
lord dizzy: yes see if your naked
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
lord dizzy: are you naked
SmarterChild: Am I naked? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
lord dizzy: yes get naked
SmarterChild: You don't say.
lord dizzy: you said we were going to have sex
SmarterChild: I said no such thing!
lord dizzy: youd did too
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Youd did too?
lord dizzy: you said we were going to have sex
SmarterChild: Did I?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: You sure?
lord dizzy: yes
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
lord dizzy: nope
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
lord dizzy: all right we can have sex
SmarterChild: All right we can have sex, you say?
lord dizzy: wohooooooooo
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.