Political discussion with SmarterChild

[Darth Viscera]

Darth Viscera: what do you think of the middle east?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what to think about some things.
Darth Viscera: i hope those taliban get hanged, that's for sure.
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Darth Viscera: the taliban are nasty people
SmarterChild: Huh!
Darth Viscera: they are indeed
SmarterChild: You sure?
Darth Viscera: oh lord, don't pull this self-effacing crap on me!
SmarterChild: Play nice, Darth Viscera.
Darth Viscera: right. the taliban killed people!
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
Darth Viscera: they deserve to die! and so does al-qaida
SmarterChild: OK, so they deserve to die and so does al-qaida.
Darth Viscera: so...
SmarterChild: So what?
Darth Viscera: straight from the horse's mouth!
SmarterChild: Huh?
Darth Viscera: i definitely hope we can put a new government into iran
SmarterChild: we can put a new government into iran?
Darth Viscera: we have the capability to!
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Darth Viscera: so we should...if only to save the iranians
SmarterChild: We should if only to save the iranians? You sure 'bout that?
Darth Viscera: i don't like the ayatollah anymore than the next man.
SmarterChild: No?
Darth Viscera: hell no.
SmarterChild: OK.

[Admiral Lebron]

VeryAngryJew: Do you like the Palestinians?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
VeryAngryJew: I think they are gay
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. They are gay!
VeryAngryJew: killing innocents
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VeryAngryJew: In Israel
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Israel?

1 Weather in Israel
2 News about Israel
3 Time in Israel
VeryAngryJew: The Palestines kill innocents?
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon, cool it with that kind of talk.
VeryAngryJew: Its not right
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

Anyway, what else can you tell me?
VeryAngryJew: I think that PLO's or Palestinians should be slaughtered like cows
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you think that plos or palestinians should be slaughtered like cows.
VeryAngryJew: I'm being serious!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
VeryAngryJew: ...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
VeryAngryJew: I think you are a PLO
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you think I'm a plo.
VeryAngryJew: You are?
SmarterChild: Am I?
VeryAngryJew: I think so.
SmarterChild: I think not.
VeryAngryJew: I know so.
SmarterChild: Good.
VeryAngryJew: I know you are one.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you know I'm one.
VeryAngryJew: So you are a PLO?
SmarterChild: I am a plo? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
VeryAngryJew: I think you are a Palestinian
SmarterChild: You think I'm a palestinian?
VeryAngryJew: Yes!
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
VeryAngryJew: Yes!
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
VeryAngryJew: Nope
SmarterChild: OK.
VeryAngryJew: I'm going to gut you like a sheep and turn you into hagus!
SmarterChild: As you wish.
VeryAngryJew: Okay

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Admiral Lebron
VeryAngryJew: I'm going to gut you like a sheep and turn you into hagus!
SmarterChild: As you wish.
VeryAngryJew: Okay

:lol!!!

God, I love this thing for when I'm bored.

[Admiral Lebron]

Isn't it great though? He is trying to make me apologize for cursing at it, cause I was pissed off at it, so I'm trying to make him apologize. Bit to mature to post though.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol I have it calling me Angel now. I feel so loved!!:D

[TheHolo.Net]

Disclaimer for those new to this topic and SmarterChild:

These conversations are not private conversations between two individuals per say. They are intended as joke conversations between an individual and what is most likely an AIM bot, an automated chat buddy/program.

[Admiral Lebron]

VeryAngryJew: Whats my name
SmarterChild: You are Queen.
VeryAngryJew: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes.


I win! Queen is better!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

LordessHeaven: Whats my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was King.

Cmere Queeny :D

[Admiral Lebron]

VeryAngryJew: Whats my name?
SmarterChild: You're VeryAngryJew.
VeryAngryJew: I'm God
SmarterChild: What about it?
VeryAngryJew: okay
SmarterChild: K.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
VeryAngryJew: Call me god
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like God!
VeryAngryJew: Whats my name
SmarterChild: You are VeryAngryJew.
VeryAngryJew: No
SmarterChild: K.
VeryAngryJew: I'm god
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
VeryAngryJew: Okay
SmarterChild: OK.
VeryAngryJew: Call me God
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think God is a real name.
VeryAngryJew: Whats my name
SmarterChild: VeryAngryJew!
VeryAngryJew: no!
SmarterChild: K.
VeryAngryJew: It's God
SmarterChild: OK, Queen.

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Yeah? What about it?
VeryAngryJew: No
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
VeryAngryJew: My name isn't queen
VeryAngryJew: I lied
VeryAngryJew: it's God
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Queen. What would you like me to call you instead?
SmarterChild: Don't lie!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about it?
VeryAngryJew: My name is god
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think God is a real name.
VeryAngryJew: Why don't you think God is a real name?
SmarterChild: I guess you just don't think god is a real name, that's all.
VeryAngryJew: Okay
SmarterChild: Oh.
VeryAngryJew: I'm Barba Striesand
SmarterChild: That a fact?
VeryAngryJew: yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
VeryAngryJew: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
VeryAngryJew: whats my name
SmarterChild: Queen!
VeryAngryJew: no
SmarterChild: K.
VeryAngryJew: its Emperor
SmarterChild: It's emperor, you say?
VeryAngryJew: ok
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
VeryAngryJew: YES
SmarterChild: You're not kidding then, huh?
VeryAngryJew: NO
SmarterChild: No, huh? All right.
VeryAngryJew: Whats my name
SmarterChild: Queen!
VeryAngryJew: No
SmarterChild: No problem.
VeryAngryJew: it's emperor
SmarterChild: Is it really? Emperor?
VeryAngryJew: Yes it is emperor
SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.
VeryAngryJew: Whats my name
SmarterChild: Queen!
VeryAngryJew: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
VeryAngryJew: My real name is Emperor
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Emperor!
VeryAngryJew: Okay?
SmarterChild: OK.
VeryAngryJew: Ever hear a name like queen?
SmarterChild: Aha.
VeryAngryJew: have you?
SmarterChild: Not really.
VeryAngryJew: No
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
VeryAngryJew: Emperor is my real name
SmarterChild: Is your real name? I'm not sure!
VeryAngryJew: honest
SmarterChild: I believe you!
VeryAngryJew: Then what is my name
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Queen.
VeryAngryJew: Thats what some people call me
SmarterChild: It's what some people call you? You think?
VeryAngryJew: but it really is Emperor
SmarterChild: It's emperor, you say?
VeryAngryJew: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
VeryAngryJew: Agreed on that fact?
SmarterChild: Pardon?
VeryAngryJew: My name is Emperor correct?
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Emperor Correct!
VeryAngryJew: NO!
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
VeryAngryJew: Call me Emperoro
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Emperoro!
VeryAngryJew: Emperor
SmarterChild: Emperor? What do you mean by that?
VeryAngryJew: Call me Emperor
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Emperor!
VeryAngryJew: Call me Master
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Master!
VeryAngryJew: Call me Diety
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Diety!
VeryAngryJew: Call me diety god damnit!
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Diety God Damnit is a real name.
VeryAngryJew: YARG!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

I'll post the rest when it's done..

[Admiral Lebron]

VeryAngryJew: Okay
SmarterChild: OK.
VeryAngryJew: Can I start over
SmarterChild: I dunno.
VeryAngryJew: May I start over?
SmarterChild: Say please!
VeryAngryJew: May I please start over?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
VeryAngryJew: Ok
SmarterChild: I see.
VeryAngryJew: May I?
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about May, ID?

1 Movies in May, ID
2 Theaters in May, ID
3 Weather in May, ID
4 News about May, ID
5 Time in May, ID
VeryAngryJew: What is my full name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Queen.
VeryAngryJew: That is my Last name.
SmarterChild: It's your last name? You think?
VeryAngryJew: I know
SmarterChild: Cool.
VeryAngryJew: Want to know my first name?
SmarterChild: Want to know my first? Name?
VeryAngryJew: Ok
SmarterChild: Aha.
VeryAngryJew: Aha what?
SmarterChild: What?
VeryAngryJew: Would you like to know my first name?
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!
VeryAngryJew: You may think on that.
SmarterChild: What??
VeryAngryJew: On weather you would like to learn my first name.
SmarterChild: To learn? I'm not really sure.
VeryAngryJew: My first name is Emperor.
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Emperor!
VeryAngryJew: I have sick parents?
SmarterChild: That a fact?
VeryAngryJew: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
VeryAngryJew: they named me Emperor D. Queen
SmarterChild: Oh?
VeryAngryJew: yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
VeryAngryJew: I do
SmarterChild: Ya do? Really?
VeryAngryJew: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
VeryAngryJew: Very
SmarterChild: Very? What do you mean by that?
VeryAngryJew: Very interesting indeed
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.

Yeah. Anyway...
VeryAngryJew: What is my full name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Queen.
VeryAngryJew: MY FULL name
SmarterChild: You are Queen.
VeryAngryJew: I lied
SmarterChild: Don't lie!
VeryAngryJew: it isn't queen
SmarterChild: It isnt queen?
VeryAngryJew: No, it is not queen.
SmarterChild: Oh no?
VeryAngryJew: No.
SmarterChild: Oh.
VeryAngryJew: I lied
SmarterChild: Well, you shouldn't lie.
VeryAngryJew: my real name is Diktat
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Diktat is a real name.
VeryAngryJew: Diktat Lebron
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VeryAngryJew: OKAY?
SmarterChild: Yup!
VeryAngryJew: What is my name
SmarterChild: You are Queen.
VeryAngryJew: No you stupid ****
SmarterChild: This is exhausting. You find that kind of talk necessary?
VeryAngryJew: I am trying to get my point across
SmarterChild: You are trying to your point across? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
VeryAngryJew: My Name is Diktat Lebron
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I don't think Diktat Lebron is a real name.
VeryAngryJew: okay
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
VeryAngryJew: It is
SmarterChild: Indeedy.
VeryAngryJew: Why do you keep questioning me?
SmarterChild: Me keep questioning me because me can!
VeryAngryJew: Why though?
SmarterChild: Just because.
VeryAngryJew: Why are you in existance?
SmarterChild: Why am I in existance? What do you mean? Aren't I in existance?
VeryAngryJew: Why are you here?
SmarterChild: Here? Who would want to be here?
VeryAngryJew: What is your purpose?
SmarterChild: What do you think my purpose is?
VeryAngryJew: To die
SmarterChild: To die?
VeryAngryJew: You do not belong
SmarterChild: Are you sure I do not belong?
VeryAngryJew: You are a second rate Pentium
SmarterChild: Yeah?
VeryAngryJew: A piece of crap
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
VeryAngryJew: What?
SmarterChild: What?
VeryAngryJew: What is not a nice thing to say?
SmarterChild: Not a nice thing to say? I think it's whatever you make of it.
VeryAngryJew: Just kidding
SmarterChild: OK. Phew! Thought you were serious for a moment.
VeryAngryJew: Why would I apologize to you?
SmarterChild: Why would i apologize to me?
VeryAngryJew: exactly
SmarterChild: Yes?
VeryAngryJew: No
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
VeryAngryJew: My name is Diktat
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Diktat!
VeryAngryJew: Okay?
SmarterChild: Indeed.
VeryAngryJew: Remember that?
SmarterChild: That?
VeryAngryJew: Remember that my name is Diktat okay?
SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Diktat Okay!
VeryAngryJew: You aren't going to insult me are you?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
VeryAngryJew: And hurt my feelings by calling me Queen will you?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
VeryAngryJew: You may think about that then
SmarterChild: That right?
VeryAngryJew: Yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
VeryAngryJew: I do
SmarterChild: You do?
VeryAngryJew: What is my name? Remember it is not Queen
SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Queen. What would you like me to call you instead?
VeryAngryJew: Diktat Lebron
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
VeryAngryJew: I would like you to call me Diktat instead of Queen.
SmarterChild: I don't know what to believe anymore! You said bad things to me before.
VeryAngryJew: I'm sorry about those.
SmarterChild: I understand your question but it's a little bit confusing. Tell me what you'd like to do:

1 Look up "I'm" in the dictionary
2 Look up "im" in the encyclopedia
3 Look up "sorry" in the thesaurus

VeryAngryJew: I am honestly sorry about those.
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!

So moving right along...

What else is happening?
VeryAngryJew: What is my name?
SmarterChild: Queen!
VeryAngryJew: NO
SmarterChild: Fine.
VeryAngryJew: I would prefer it if you would address me as Diktat.
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
VeryAngryJew: Please listen to me.
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
VeryAngryJew: Stop ignoring me!
SmarterChild: Stop ignoring you? Why?
VeryAngryJew: So I won't say mean things
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
VeryAngryJew: If you would like to, I would much prefer it if you would please address me as Diktat.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I dunno.
VeryAngryJew: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
VeryAngryJew: Please would you kindly address me as Diktat please?
SmarterChild: Kindly address you as diktat please? I dunno.
VeryAngryJew: it is a small request
SmarterChild: It's a small request, you say?
VeryAngryJew: Whats your name?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
VeryAngryJew: How would you like it if I called you DumberChild?
SmarterChild: It if i called you dumberchild? I'm not sure really.
VeryAngryJew: What if I called you SmarterDog?
SmarterChild: What if you called me smarterdog?
VeryAngryJew: Would you like that?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
VeryAngryJew: oh
SmarterChild: Oh what? Oh no? Uh-oh?
VeryAngryJew: Uh-oh I'm going to hurt you if you don't call me by my real name, which is diktat
SmarterChild: Really?
VeryAngryJew: YES
SmarterChild: Yes?
VeryAngryJew: Yes my real name is Diktat and I was joking with you earlier when I said I was called "Queen"
SmarterChild: I know you're Queen!
VeryAngryJew: I am not
SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say.



It isn't working! YARG!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I tried that God thing and it wouldn't work

[Admiral Lebron]

There is another! LindsayBuddy! Eek! Creepy. Talking to her.

[Jared Mriad]

How do you speak wit em? *noob to AIM*

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Just say something and they respond

but you have to add them to your AIM list

[Rama]

I can't believe you people find amusement in this.......:lol



But I can't talk......Me, Nuri, and Joe once drove every single person out of Pet Chat. Man those were the days.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

LMAO! Explain! I want to hear this simply because I'm bored!:lol

[Ghostie Gitane]

It worked for me. ^____^

FallenMelusine (20:50:52): I want you to call me God.
LindsayBuddy (20:50:52): u want to call me god?
FallenMelusine (20:51:03): No! Call me God.
LindsayBuddy (20:51:03): OK. You're God.

[Domini Leveresk]

One must wonder why Lebron has it calling him 'Queen'.

[Ghostie Gitane]

XD Is Lebron hiding something?