Sheep

[Shawn]

In order to discourage teenage boys from having intercourse with their sheep, Welsh farmers are intentionally giving their flocks herpes and announcing it publicly. Scientists say the disease has no effect on wool or meat. It was not reported how the farmers went about infecting their sheep.http://www.maximonline.com/

[Darth Viscera]

Lamb Kabobs are now officially out of the question.

Just for my info, they aren't letting any welshmen near cows or chickens or bakeries, are they?

[Shawn]

:: shrugs ::

I found this too amusing not to share. :)

[Strider]

Someone tell those sheep to run!

http://www.maximumletdown.com/images/trap.jpg

[ReaperFett]

LOL!


But why is Ackbar in Wales? :)

[Lady Vader]

O_o

That's just disturbing.


On another note, and yet still pertaining to somehow fall under the catagory of sheep: it was kinda funny you should mention sheep and post about it with your Shawn name. You see, in this claymation cartoon thingy, the main characters are Wallace and Gromit, and in one of their episodes called "A Close Shave", they save a sheep named Shaun from certain doom. They named it Shaun because it had all it's wool shorn off and turned into a sweater which it now wears ( http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/1267/s54.jpg ). He also wears a little bandaid on his rump where the sheers cut a wee bit too close ( http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/1267/s55.jpg ).

I love the buggy eye look. :lol
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/1267/s47.jpg

[ReaperFett]

Heh :)

[Rama]

"Whose Stupid now you dirty sheep *&%$er!!!!"-Jay from Jay and Silent Bob strike back.


Words of wisdom yo!

[Shawn]

Do you know why Scottish men wear kilts?

The sheep can hear a fly unzipping from a mile away.

[Gav Mortis]

:lol

[Vega Van-Derveld]

Wallace and Gromit :lol The penguin with the rubber glove on it's head was cool :D

[Strider]

Originally posted by ReaperFett
LOL!


But why is Ackbar in Wales? :)

He just wants to *Insert comment about sheep getting herpies here.*

[Lord DarkStar]

Originally posted by Rama
"Whose Stupid now you dirty sheep *&%$er!!!!"-Jay from Jay and Silent Bob strike back.


Words of wisdom yo!


"No ticket" - Bob from the same

[Lady Vader]

:lol! Too funny!

[Live Wire]

OMG!!!!

*is seriously disturbed*



it is rather funny though

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Well, that just goes to show what boys will do when their girlfriends don't give them any. :p Maybe it's because teenage boys are up for that kind of thing far too much.:rolleyes Question though... Who's to know that the boys didn't give some of the sheep herpies? :lol

[Rama]

Originally posted by Lord DarkStar



"No ticket" - Bob from the same




Actually that is from "Dogma"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

He's right. I was wondering about that LOL

[Alpha]

We seriously have waaay too much time on our hands if we're speculating about this! :lol

[Loki Ahmrah]

Sheep, herpies and Ackbar. I'm in no frame of mind to be dealing with this.

[Darth Turbogeek]

OMG, that is sick. And I very much doubt it is for real

(This isn't DT, but Elieen. I'm amusing myself using his login :) )

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol Using other accounts that don't belong to you sounds like something I would do. I used to do that with my brother's ezboard accounts until he got bored of the boards. I wonder if his accounts even work anymore.

[Darth Turbogeek]

Well, DT set up all my accounts, which I'm now in the process of changing details on, now I have a clue how the profiles work. I think.

And I'll tell him to use a better password next time.






No, not true. He asked me to update the avatar and signature for this account.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Hmm. Well, your little spring of using his account has made me wonder about my brothers old accounts. :D I'm going to go raid them and see if they work on ezboard anymore. It's been a while LOL but hey, I'm bored! Worth a shot!

[Rama]

Man I remeber takeing a lot of undeserved heat(since i told them to do it) for someone else useing my SN. Man.....that guy had a bug up his butt. But it wasn't at this board so no worries here.

[TheHolo.Net]

Something to keep in mind Rama as per the SWFans FAQ:
Avoid posting offensive remarks involving things like another poster's age, race, gender, or sexual preferance, as well as lewd remarks. These kind of remarks are not appreciated. Swearing is also not appreciated and is seriously looked down upon.

[Daegal Murdoch]

Something to keep in mind Rama as per the SWFans FAQ:

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Avoid posting offensive remarks involving things like another poster's age, race, gender, or sexual preferance, as well as lewd remarks. These kind of remarks are not appreciated. Swearing is also not appreciated and is seriously looked down upon.
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Something to keep in mind, Ogre, generally, good leaders lead by example. Perhaps talk to your staff about following the rules before you talk to us?

[Shawn]

Hmm? Have we been insultive to anyone?

Anyway... I'd prefer if a thread about, erm, uncouth actions involving sheep didn't evolve into something else entirely. :)

And, as far as I know, this story was true. There was a couple of other strange ones printed with it, but I thought this one took the cake.

[Rama]

Well the word was edited....by me. I did not post the curse word, but mearly these symbols that you see. But others have gotten away with far more, I figured a small bending of the rules for the sake of comdey would be permited, but I guess some can get away with it......while other have to mind their P&Qs. Im sorry, and i'll know my place better next time.



If you mean my comment about my account......I clearly said it didn't have anything to do with SWFANS and was just talking about something that this thread brought to mind. I was mearly makeing converstation, and merely said the person that threw the fit was being rather anal about it, but that it really didn't have anything to do with the fine people here at this board. I was unaware makeing conversation treaded so close to the line.....and again I am sorry.

[Daegal Murdoch]

Hmm? Have we been insultive to anyone?

No, but I would consider adolescent boys having sex with sheep and getting herpes slightly lewd, wouldn't you? This is inappropriate, and, quite frankly, if it was anyone but you, Nup, one of the mods would be all over it.

[Rama]

Yeah I figured I could get away with a little bit of nasty in a thread about boys haveing sex with sheep



and it was also ON topic. ^_^

[Shawn]

Originally posted by Daegal Murdoch
No, but I would consider adolescent boys having sex with sheep and getting herpes slightly lewd, wouldn't you? This is inappropriate, and, quite frankly, if it was anyone but you, Nup, one of the mods would be all over it. If you notice, I go to great lengths to phrase everything I say as politely as possible, given the subject matter. I even went so far as to change the wording of the original article so that it was far less vulgar than it's original form.

Was it lewd? Yes, slightly. But I think that everyone here is mature enough to handle it. There is a good deal of difference between 'lewd' and 'vulgar'. And I hardly think that this was vulgar, by any stretch of the imagination.

Had someone else posted it, I certainly wouldn't have edited/deleted their post, but would have probably gotten a good chuckle out of it, as was intended. In fact, I'm rather indignant that you'd presume to tell us what we would or would not do.

If you, personally, found this somehow offensive, then please say so. But the other 14+ people who have posted so far all seemed to have found it humorous. Personally, I didn't have a whole lot of problem with Rama's original post. But, to use him for an example, there is a significant difference between saying "teenage boys [...] having intercourse with their sheep" and saying "dirty sheep *&%$er".

Ogre was not warning Rama, nor was he threatening anyone: He was simply posting a reminder. If you'll notice, the staff has been posting many such reminders lately (notably, here (http://www.swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12258) and here (http://www.swforums.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=12287)). Rama was not being singled out in any way.

Quite frankly, I get the impression that you're harboring some personal grudge against either myself, or the staff as a whole. As such, I find it very difficult to take any such complaints to heart.

[Rama]

Something to keep in mind Rama as per the SWFans FAQ:



Yeah......NO one was singleing me out. :p

[Champion of the Force]

This is inappropriate
With the way things are going I don't think anything is inappropriate for for OOC anymore. :x

But aside from that, do we want to shut this thread down or keep it going? Shawn is one of the few staff members left whom I haven't already deleted, edited or locked down posts for yet. :angel

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Oh come now! Have a humor now. There's no need to get all bent out of shape, because I know everyone here is mature enough to handle this. I don't see a bunch of six year old's at heart giggling and pointing at this like they found their father's stash of naughty magazines. We're all intelligent enough to handle it. :D The only immature thing I have seen thus far is those that are complaining about it. It's not meant to be offensive, just something for a good laugh and that's what I got, a good laugh, which I needed. I bet everyone else needed one as well. So shush and chuckle it up!! :p

[Shawn]

Well, I'd say that it seems about time to lock it. However, I don't want Deagol to feel like I'm not giving him a chance to respond.

[Champion of the Force]

Yeah......NO one was singleing me out.
Rama, he didn't mean Ogre didn't address the warning specifically to you, but rather that other posters have received similar warnings in other threads as well. :)

(at least I think so - I didn't even check out those links :uhoh)

[Rama]

Hey man.......I just wanna converse. I don't got no problems with this thread..........like at all. I thought it was funny. This is kinda news I like to hear......you know this sick and twisted sh.......errrrrr Crap. But damn.....if someone is gonna enter a thread about Sheep sex, but then gets offended cause I posted a small edited maybe cuss word(I say maybe, because I really didn't ever write it.) then something is very wrong with them.


Now closeing this thread is not a good idea......it's gonna look like you don't wanna back up your reseasoning. Im not saying that to be a jerk.....or a trouble maker. Im saying to try to keep you guys from makeing yourself look bad. So please......if you don't leave it open for me......leave it open for the children.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Rama
So please......if you don't leave it open for me......leave it open for the children.

LOL For the children? :rolleyes Well, at least I got a laugh out of that one too!:lol

[Shawn]

I agree. I'm leaving it open so it doesn't look like I was just trying to "get the last word in", or any such thing.

[Champion of the Force]

if you don't leave it open for me......leave it open for the children.
:lol

We've got to make a pic for that one to add to the collection (curently consisting of Wrong Forum, Post Edited, This Thread Sucks and Spam). :)

Besides which, we need to ensure young children know not to start messing with sheep because of what they may catch. This thread is very informative. :p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Very! Even children need to know that sheep are off limits!:lol

[Rama]

YES! I AM THE SAVIOR OF THE SHEEP THREAD!!!!!! :D


:lol


and yeah.....That would be an awesome pic, it'll get my blessing.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Hmm... When I hear that I either see the Rugrats in the picture or those adorable brats from the cover of that KoRn CD..

[Rama]

I'd go with Rugrats.

[Rama]

Or the muppet babies

[Champion of the Force]

YES! I AM THE SAVIOR OF THE SHEEP THREAD!!!!!!
Hey hey hey - let's not jump to conclusions here. :)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol Why not both? :p

[Rama]

To late.......I already consider myself a detiy. :p :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

<img src=http://www.aardman.com/wallaceandgromit/graphics/acs/shaunjpegs/shaun01.jpg>


We must seperate.....


Err.......


Okay, I will stop there.

[Champion of the Force]

To late.......I already consider myself a detiy.
A detiy? Can't say I've heard of one of those I'm afraid. :p

On other news, the SWFans communications officer has confirmed to me that this thread is - indeed - going to hell. All angels better get off at the next stop. :angel

[Rama]

I knew what I meant!!!!



Ahem....well lets see, back on Topic. So people haveing sex with sheep. You know, that is really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. HA HA! Little sheep humor there.

[Marcus Telcontar]

I mety some tough sheep once. They were....



Sheep Metal Workers

[Champion of the Force]

I knew what I meant!!!!
I'm sure you did. ;)

...

No really, I am. Seriously. :cool

But yes, back on topic. Ummmmm ........... I concur with Rama's statement. :p

[Rama]

Man I need to train a monkey to play the drums.....he could sit over there and do rim shots for me while I bolt out this corny material on you people.




And do you think that would have an effect on their wool?

[Champion of the Force]

All I know is that I'd never want to wear any clothing made from one. :uhoh

[Marcus Telcontar]

Made from what? A monkey or a sheep?

[Champion of the Force]

Monkey? Dude, we're trying to get back on topic here. :lol

Sheeps wool of course. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Well, Rama mentioned monkeys, so I was wondering if you meant you wouldn't wear clothes made from....


Ah forget it. Back to the baaaaaad sheep jokes :p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol I don't think I'd ever want to touch anything that came from a sheep after reading this!

[Marcus Telcontar]

http://www.smh.com.au/news/0203/02/national/national21.html


I just had to post that :)

[Alpha]

ooook....:)

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Sheep

Ohhh!! Ssso sssomebodjy elssse knew jit wasss sssupperrrtjime, too!

(Taa runs into a diving leap, tackling the sheep, and causing the two to slide off-stage and out of view. Frantic bleating, a low, snarling growl, and then ripping sounds could be heard, as Taa returned, with a whole shank of raw mutton to show for her efforts. She smacks her lips, smiling)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I hope that wasn't contaminated meat. LOL

[Taataani Meorrrei]

(burps)

Well...jI alwajysss have rrrolajidsss jif ssso ^_^;

[HaeLari Draevyn]

And if that doesn't work, what's the number for an emergency? :D

[Alpha]

It's 119

[Taataani Meorrrei]

jI thjink jI'll be okajy.

(Taa giggles, chomping down a few more bites of mutton)

Afterrr all, jyou neverrr hearrrd of a Cjizerrrack gettjing food pojisssonjing, have jyou?

[Alpha]

I don't know many Ciz to begin with...

[Taataani Meorrrei]

Well that jisss verrrjy unforrrtunate, jyoung man.

We ssshould get to know each otherrr...

(She gave a saucy wink)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Alpha
I don't know many Ciz to begin with...

Same here.

[Taataani Meorrrei]

WELLL....

(Taa hops in between both of them, wrapping her arms around both of their necks)

Now jyou know ME! And sssuch a good thjing jit jisss to know a Cjizerrrack ljike me, jI'll tell jyou...

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:) Of course! You're nice!

[Alpha]

Exactly! :D

[Miryan no Trunks]

I'm Highly Offended by this thread! >_< Someone posted a joke earlier, that suggests that Scottish people, and people who wear kilts, do so for a reason that I find Highly Offensive!

I'm not only of Scottish heritage, but I also own, and wear proudly, a Kilt. Such blatant abuse of my heritage and it's traditions is Highly Offensive!

Offensive!!!

I have never even Considered such acts upon a sheep, or ANY animal for that matter, and to my knowledge, neither have Any of the Scots I've ever talked to!

I'm Offended! Highly Offended indeed!

........

Honest! =P

[Morgan Evanar]

/me wacks Taataani Meorrrei with Alpha and dissapears.

[Strider]

In case you missed it the first time...

http://www.maximumletdown.com/images/trap.jpg

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Originally posted by Morgan Evanar
/me wacks Taataani Meorrrei with Alpha and dissapears.

*got away without being smacked!*

I feel loved!:love

[Shawn]

Miryan: I'm Scottish/Irish myself. :p

But I digress... I don't wear kilts. I prefer to go around pantless. :angel

[Taataani Meorrrei]

(Gets knocked dizzy, shaking away the cobwebs with Alpha slung dazed over her chest)

Rrrrowww.....


OOC: And ya know what...I'm a mutt. But somewhere in there, there's a miniscule part of me that's scottish. And even further, I'm from Alabama...and I say that if you can't take a joke about bestiality due to your geography or heritage...

...GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!!!

:)

Thank you!