New Ad Campaign for the Sith

[Darth Visa]

Lightsaber...200 Creds

External Breathing Device...1000 Creds

TIE Advanced....35,000 Creds (up front)

Finding out your long-lost son is your own worst enemy...Priceless

There are some things Creds can't buy. For everything else, there's...

[Lady Vader]

:lol!

We have too much fun!

[Live Wire]

lol! Didnt we do this a long time back.


I liked mine better.


Sith cloak 50 credits

Lightsaber 3000 credits

Infiltrator 70000 credits

Decapitating your first jedi.....Priceless

Some things in life credits can't buy for everything else there's sith master card.

[Estelle Russard]

lol - that Sig is TOO MUCH!

[Sith Ahnk]

I like Live Wires better

[Live Wire]

I. M. Evil! lmao!!!


Im evil! Evil! Evil! EVIL!!!!!


*falls over laughing*

[Marcus Telcontar]

Your not evil

Your just a very, very naughty girl :p

[Sith Ahnk]

Slap him

[Darth Visa]

*Emperor Palpatine walks into a store.

Store Clerk, "Hey, you're the Emperor. The Supreme Ruler of the Empire and the galaxy. Nice to meet you."

Palpatine, "Yes...my young clerk."

Clerk, "I liked you in that speech on Coruscant. What can I get you?"

Palpatine saying, "Good....Good..." points at various items, including a Death Star and a Turning Angry Youngsters To The Dark Side For Dummies Book.

Clerk, "And how will you be paying for it royal highness?"

Palpatine, "Can I write a check...my young store clerk?"

Clerk, "Sure, but I'll need to see some ID."

Palpatine, "What?"

Clerk, "To write a check, I need to see a Galactic ID."

Palpatine sifts through his robes then shrugs, "I..do not have it with me."

Clerk, "Next!"

*Gets fried by Force Lightning.

Announcer, The only thing accepted across the galaxy, even in the ones occupied by the Rebellion.

The Darth Visa Check Card. For Sith with more important things to do.

Palpatine walks towards a shuttle, with a bunch of stormtroopers around, "Like running a galaxy?"

Announcer, Darth Visa, it's everywhere you want the Dark Side to be.

[Live Wire]

Well Im naughty too! :D


but I do have my evil moments



ahh now thats much better darth visa.

[Sith Ahnk]

:lol:lol:lol

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

[Taylor Millard]

:lol :lol

[Sith Ahnk]

:lol:lol:lol
I forgot why we are laughing O_o
O_o
O_o
:lol:lol:lol

[Sanis Prent]

Actually...shouldn't that be Darth Mastercard?

[Sith Ahnk]

Oh you have to get picky don't you Famous Sanis

[Sanis Prent]

Of course :) Darth Visa would simply be everywhere you want to be.

[Sith Ahnk]

Did anyone ever tell you you're a party pooper?

[Sanis Prent]

Actually, there's a party in the other room I just migrated from. Just killed a liter of evan...nasty stuff.

[Lady Vader]

:lol

[Sith Ahnk]

*rolls into the other room in hamster ball*
Ladies... loooookin fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine...

[Live Wire]

so much to say.....all of it rude

[Vega Van-Derveld]

I could have sworn this was posted by Viscera when I first read it :x Need to read names more carefully

:D Very funny tho!

[Darth Viscera]

Sith Master wields a Sith Mastercard. Really, it's not that difficult :lol

I had a sith mastercard pic, but I can't find it anywhere :(

[Darth Visa]

Yes but try out new security features. We have a strip and all ;)

[Sanis Prent]

As do all other credit cards, last I checked.

[Darth Viscera]

I have 2 credit cards!

[Lady Vader]

For a minute there, I thought you meant there was a strip and search in order to use your credit card! :lol

[Sith Ahnk]

"How will you buying, mam?"
"I'll be utilizing my Sith Visa..."
"Okay, I'll just ring it through... could you please remove your clothes?"
"Pardon me?"
"Sorry, store policy."
*music hits*

[Lady Vader]

(continued)

*music hits*

*woman throws arm back and swings purse to land squarely upside man's head*

You bastard!

*takes Darth Visa and goes to another store*

[Darth Viscera]

Eh? Oh...err..no...rather. Much to my chagrin, I am forced to remain fully clothed as I make a purchase.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol