Confused, confused... ooo, hey look, a penny!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Wow, this is a lot different from ezboard. So many buttons and cool looking icon thingies!:crack :smokin

[Marcus Telcontar]

This place is just plain cooler.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

It will take some time to recover from the shock of it's coolness. o_O

[Khan Surak]

I think there's a therapy hotline you can call.

[Marcus Telcontar]

1-800-FORCE-WEDGY

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Sounds... painful.:p

[Marcus Telcontar]

So's the other method of therapy used around here. Probably more so actually.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Yikes. Do I really want to know?o_O

[Khan Surak]

No, you don't.

*COUGHFearthepanCOUGH*

Excuse me.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Probably not :p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

The pan? lol Well, either way, you lost me on the pan. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Allow me to demonstrate.....


:: A glint of something metallic could be seen hidden behind the Jedi's back..... quite suddenly he pounces, the cold gleam of a metal kitchen utentsil in his hand...


FORCE FRYING PAN!!!

WHAM!!!

Like Superman on steroids, the poor victim hurtles through the air, smashing into the fridge!!!! Small tweeding birds circle his head as a large bowling ball, dislodged from the top of the fridge rolls down, off the edge and....

WHACK!!! BANG!!!!

It explodes on conatact with the victims head!!! The tweedy birds are also hit and they lie along side, mainly groaning and asking ofr aspirin!!!::



A large hand stretches out from the clouds and scribbles the number 95 in removable marker on a large whiteboard

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*Blinks and hopes no one does that to her.* Oh my.

[Alpha]

The pan is DT's personal weapon. you can also get hit by the little-appearing Force-trout...Or the

*whispers* Force Titanic Theme...

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I'm going to have to keep my eye on him then. :lol

[Q]

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

[Housewife in Menopause]

::: Suddenly appears and growls loudly. :::

"Q! You are so insensitive to my needs! Don't you love me anymore? You're cheating on me, I know it!"

::: begins sobbing :::

::: Several minutes later, she stands and walks to Q :::

"Oh hooooney..."

::: She quickly raises foot, driving it violently into Q's groin. An evil smile spreads across her face as she looks at him in pain :::

"FORCE KICK IN THE NUTS!"

[Q]

Well... I'll be.

Glad I forgot to add those when I made this form. o_O

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

um ... what the hell :|

[Taajeerro Zaajuurree]

jI guessss thjiss meanss that he can't rreprroduce...

Orr he'ss afrrajid of someone.

[Q]

Why in all the cosmos would I want to reproduce? Isn't a single one of me glorious enough?

[Taajeerro Zaajuurree]

Oh no! One jiss qujite enough!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol This topic is waaaay too much for me. *tiptoes away*

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Weirdness! My people! *huggles all the weirdness*:rollin

[Housewife in Menopause]

::: turns to the newcomer :::

""Why hello there!"

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol Hello there.

[Alpha]

Wierdness is our specialty around here. :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

If really want weird, we should summon Leeloo

[Khan Surak]

:grumble

I despise huggles.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Awww! Even from lil ol' me? ;)

[Khan Surak]

..yes. Even from "l'il ol you".

[HaeLari Draevyn]

>D Hehehehehe, I'm going to enjoy annoying you with huggles then. *blinks and replaces her innocent look once more* Tee hee.:angel

[MPhage]

Why call forth Leeloo?

I'm already here, do you need more weirdness than I?

NO I SAY! NO!

[Daegal Murdoch]

Dear god! It's MPhage! NOOOOOOO! :D

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Ooooo! Stapler guy! Show me your weirdness, Im not impressed yet. :p lol

[Strider]

You would do that..... Or wouldn't you?

[Alpha]

We should summon Leeloo! Too bad Spadix isn't around anymore...She was wierd too!

[Marcus Telcontar]

LEELOO!!!

LEELOO!!!

LEELOO!!!




Her name is said tree times, we command Leeloo to appear and show us mega weirdness!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*dances to the hamster dance and chants Leeloo for no apparent reason, then bounces around and throws pies everywhere because she's had too much sugar and wannts to spread the love!*:crack

[Alpha]

:lol

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*runs up to Alpha, dances around him like a chocobo, giggles insanely, then yanks on his shoe laces and steals them right from under his nose!*

I am the Queen of Shoes!

[Alpha]

*grabs a chocobo and rides after her*

Those are mine!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*sends her small army of Moogles after Alpha and makes a clean getaway with the shoe laces.*

Viva La Laces! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrribba!:D

[Alpha]

*Gets beaten by the Moogles*

Ouch...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Errr.... what is a Moogle?

[MPhage]

::Hides a Moogle behind his back::

^_^;
I didn't see any Moogle's I don't know what you're talking about.

WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!

YOU WERE SENT BY THE CHICKEN MEN... WEREN'T YOU!?! WEREN'T YOU!??!??!?!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

The chicken men?!

*runs up to the man who mentioned Chicken and salutes him*

Ahhh, you have the secret golden laces that controls all that is insanity, right? You said the secret word!

*smacks him with an oversized pencil and yanks his shoe laces, running away*

[HaeLari Draevyn]

*ties the shoe laces together and quickly climbs up a tree using them. She blinks and looks down, dragging herself out of her hyper state to ask one question lol*

How do I put a sig up here? I have no idea, lol. It took me a while to figure out how to on ezboard. o_O

[Alpha]

I think she's part of the Evil Purple Dancing Weasels confederation....

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I'm too cute to be a weasel!;) Muwahahahahaha! But seriously, I need to know how to use a sig here and also if mine is up the the standards and rules and junk.

[TheHolo.Net]

There is a section in our Control Panel to include your signature. The rules are that if it is an image it cannot exceed 30 KB. And the unspoken rules are that it not be so large in height or width that it disrupts a thread by just its physical size.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol I'm a dunce when it comes to KB and what not. I barely even know HTML. I used to be a webtv type person thing.... lol... So I have no clue what it size is and all. o_O So maybe I should just test it and let you guys be the judge? lol

[Moltar]

There are several ways of doing it, you can take the more complex route, or just put an image as your Sig...

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Put an image as the sig as in that browse thingie at the bottom? lol *thumbs up though cuz she thinks Moltar off of Space Ghost rawks*