After all...

[Gash Jiren]

...the smack I have talked about SWFans over the past year, or so, I am almost ashamed to say that it... well... kind of... kicks ass.

No one laugh.

You don't know how hard it was for me to say that.

But you probably don't know who the hell I am, posting garbage in the middle of your beloved forum and acting like I'm some kind of household name. Suffice to say, I was at TGC, am now at TRF, and as such, have foreknowledge of most of you. I even know a couple of ya...

Bottom Line:

Gash is here.
It's time to fear.
Trouble is very near.

(Note the cascade effect... and the horrible, grade 2 style rhyme scheme.)

Stop looking at me like that... I'll go back to TRF, now.

[Champion of the Force]

<font size=1>Must ... resist ... urge .. to ... laugh</font>

[Charley]

seems like a TGC Perastroika on all fronts!

[Gash Jiren]

What a warm welcome, Mr... Lumburgh.

EDIT: And I'm at The Rebel Faction, now... TGC is the devil.

[Charley]

Good. You're 90 degrees from that desired 180 then. Only a matter of time :p

[HaeLari Draevyn]

lol Hmm... Well, hello there Gash.

[Amalia Azalin]

Uh, hi there, Gash.

[Kyle Deshere]

Hide the children and the wives!

Run! Run!

Gash is here!

*emerges heroically, holding a cross and a bible out*

The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

There is no escape from all that is... Gash. :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Could always subject him to FORCE TITANIC THEME if he gets out of hand

[Xylon Ranthra]

Who would've thought? Gash: the liberal.

And your enlightener is? :rolleyes

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

gash ... make sure you shrink your sig otherwise it be going byebye in any threads. Try and get it down to 30k :p

this has been a warning from your friendly neighborhood mod :)

[Frank Harrigan]

I hate you two, go back to riverdale

[Dasquian Belargic]

Who brought all the TRF people over all of a sudden ? O_o

[Marcus Telcontar]

A rumour of free beer I think

[Gash Jiren]

Damn mods... now I know how I must sound when I power tri- er, lay down the law...

The sig ain't comin' down!

Till I get some free time, at least. I'll just make a new one... that one doesn't really apply for SWFans, anyway. That is, until I give a Jedi some beer, get his password, and publically declare myself a Jedi Master.

And it appears that some of you feel a sense of foreboding... very good.... you are learning....

[Dasquian Belargic]

:: smacks Gash over the head ::

Shut up :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

I know but if you use that sig here again until you make a new one, edit it shall be. Just letting you know ahead of time :)

[TheHolo.Net]

Welcome to the new SWFans.Net forums, now located somewhere much much much better than under the imbecilic thumb of ezboard. I hope you enjoy al the options the board has to offer and the roleplaying. If you have any questions or problems don't hesitate to either ask here or email or PM me or another staffer. :)

[Darth Viscera]

perestroika, not perastroika.

Jeez!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Makes note to trick Gash into drinking a Jedi toilet Duck and stealing his id

[Charley]

(Disables the "anal-retentive" section of Viscera's brain...

...30 seconds later, Viscera dies due to loss of primary cerebral functions.)

[Strider]

Ehhh....

There have been worse intorductions...

7...

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Who brought me here?

*points to um um um.... uhhhh... dang what was his name again?*:p :lol

[Darth Viscera]

don't disable the anal-retentive section of my brain! I need my precision to live!!! I'm not whole without it!

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORCE CLUE BY 4!!


WHACK!!!


:; Viscera falls over::


That was a request. Dont blame me, blame the one who sent me :p

[Darth Viscera]

*bounces back up and coughs up a pint of feathers*
You, sir, are rude!
*Bites Marcus' nose quite...err...mightily*

[Charley]

<img src=http://learndifferent.clanpages.com/ll/foot.bmp>
<font size=50>SHUT UP!</font>

[TheHolo.Net]

You may not have noticed LL, but a couple of the images you have recently posted, have come up as a warning instead of the image. See the attached file.

[Charley]

:huh

thats truly bizarre. They link over just fine on my end.

[Darth Viscera]

*squints to see under the foot*
My word, who is that?

[TheHolo.Net]

Because the picture is in your browser's cache.

A hard refresh of this thread will probably show you what we see. ctrl - refresh

[Charley]

fixed ^_^

[Darth Lynch]

Monty Python goodness.


Hurrah!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

O_o What is that underneath that foot?

[Charley]

The source of all evil...














<img src=http://members.tripod.com/~kiersten/garycoleman96.gif>

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Source of all Evil? You mean my math teacher is under there?!:lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

I thought the source of all evil was.....


<img src=http://www.ezboard.com/image/template/r4_logo_front.gif>

[Taylor Millard]

:lol Or pretty darn close to it :lol

[Morgan Evanar]

Gash, don't use Gif on large images. Simply doesn't work very well.

Download the attatched file, its your sig at 24k.

[Saarrreeaa Meorrrei]

No no, its the love of money which is the root of all evil. Sheesh, get it right, people!

Welcome to Swfans Gash! :D

[Gash Jiren]

Grrr... *bonks Morgan*

I already told you, I'm not using that sig here anyway- it's for TRF, where there's no size limit, and where I'd rather not degrade the quality of my image to conform to a rule which doesn't exist.

And I know how to convert a GIF file to a Jpeg image.

Geez.

I'm ranting already.

Thanks for the thought, though.

And... umm... Ciezerack(sp) person... thank you. I can't spell your name, though, and won't even embarass myself in trying.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol Oh ezboard's not that bad. Even if a lot of us from ezboard are flocking here as if fleeing from something.... o_O Did it follow us?! *looks around and takes out a squeegee to defend herself*

[Gash Jiren]

Hey... TRF is on ezboard... don't mock it.

I'll take on all you SWFans beehatches myself! C'mon!

[Morgan Evanar]

Actually, if you look at what I posted, there is no noticible loss in quality

Don't bash it cause you don't understand it or the tools behind it, k?

[Q]

Also: If you intend to use it here, then the version you use here will have to be under 30k. kthxbye.

[Loki Ahmrah]

*bonks Morgan*

Indeed! o_O

You aren't particularly bothered about being open about your sexual escapades are you? :p


(I suppose that would only look strange to Brits)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Hmmm... Bonk, and to think, that's an extremely common word in American cartoon shows for children. Oh how we corrupt the young minds.... :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

My frying pan bonks people.

Wanna see?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Don't bonk me! Let me get some protection at least! *puts on a helmet*

[Elieen Cross]

If you "bonk" anyone else other than me Mr Q'Dunn, I will have a roolling pin with your name on it waiting for you.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
My frying pan bonks people.

Wanna see?

:lol

Marcus has given Lady Vader a good ol' bonking many a time and oft in the past! What's the LC count now, 10 times? :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

If you "bonk" anyone else other than me Mr Q'Dunn, I will have a roolling pin with your name on it waiting for you


I always get the last word in on our home discussions.

"Yes Dear"

[Gash Jiren]

:D

Okay, Morgan... I guess you know better than I. I certainly wouldn't be foolish enough to think it's that "Jpeg image quality" slider featured on all computer graphics programs.

Complicated stuff. :huh

Hey, you mean I get free reign bonking Marcus?

Sweet.

*Brandishes the deadly Force... hockey stick.*

[Orion Csalestes]

:rolleyes

Gash, get on AIM.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Someone already weilds the Hockey Stick. But seems she isnt about, hockey stick is good. I prefer a cricket bat, but each to his own :evil

[HaeLari Draevyn]

My oversized pencil and shoe laces! *baps a random person with the eraser end of her oversized pencil, that person being umm... the Brit guy since she doesn't know names yet lmao*

[Arya Ravenwing]

That would be Loki. :D And I'm that Cizerack person, among other things.

This thread is full of...people bonking each other! eeeeeek! *runs away screaming*

-_- I hafta go back to work. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[ReaperFett]

I feel I missed something :)

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Ooo! Bonkage!:D

[Morgan Evanar]

Theres a little more to it than that, but I won't bother you with details you really don't seem to be interested in. While I may not be the most tactful person, I don't really apreciate your sarcasm on this matter, nor you snide remarks about a .jpg slider.

[Charley]

Think about it in terms of a restaurant. Don't piss off the hired help.

[Loki Ahmrah]

Originally posted by HaeLari Draevyn
My oversized pencil and shoe laces! *baps a random person with the eraser end of her oversized pencil, that person being umm... the Brit guy since she doesn't know names yet lmao*

Doesn't know any names yet!? ....UH!? ....WHA!?

:huh

I know a many number of names anyhow, but this is a family board so I shall refrain.

[HaeLari Draevyn]

:lol Not those type of names. I forgot what your name was when I was posting and I was too lazy to check.;) I'm new too, so that doesn't help much. *steals his shoes laces if she hasn't already*

[Darth Lynch]

While I may not be the most tactful person

Tis true

Tis true:D

Tis one of the more redeaming qualities about ya killjoy:)

[Charley]

As blunt as a rusted-over meat grinder he is.

[Daemon Hyfe]

Oh flighty hell...

[Morgan Evanar]

Mmm... I've always found too much tact on the internet to be a confusing thing.

Anyway, whats that supposed to mean Hyfe?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Tact?


What's that?