Nup! *evil grin*

[Delirion]

(warning! content of this message might be cryptic to anyone but Nupraptor!) :p

Be sure to check your email today.

Read everything in the right order (cards first) and you'll eventually get to the right one.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Um, I understood that! WOW! I can READ! *does dance of joy again*

:D

[Darth Viscera]

*wonders what comes after the cards*

[Champion of the Force]

Don't you just love reading public messages from one poster to another? :)

[Darth Viscera]

and attempting to interpret them? Why yes I do! Well, somewhat.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Must be love letters.

[Darth Viscera]

Yes, silly, that much was apparent. I was skirting the issue :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

Man, do NOT wear a skirt. It just does not suit your legs

[Champion of the Force]

But what kind of love letters? That is the question.

:: sits down and ponders ::

[Darth Viscera]

Well since there's an *evil grin*, we can infer that it's something naughty. And since there's cards, there might be pictures too. So naughty pictures! *gasp*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

That is obvious. They are alien love letters sent from the planet Jupiter by lavendar skinned, bulbous headed aliens to Delirion, and she is simply forwarding them to Nup for his birthday, as he didn't believe she got any.

:zzz

[Marcus Telcontar]

Lil..... That is one of the strangest things I have heard this week. Are you on a chocolate overdose?

[Champion of the Force]

Miss De'Ville, you scare me. :eek

[Darth Viscera]

I echo DT and Davwj's statements and add my own WTF**ktitude to your post, LD.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I'm sleep deprived from consistenly staying up past 2 am for the last...oh since forever. :D

I tend to become more random the more tired I am.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Man, she wins the Can of WTF today.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

HOORAY!

[Taylor Millard]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
That is obvious. They are alien love letters sent from the planet Jupiter by lavendar skinned, bulbous headed aliens to Delirion, and she is simply forwarding them to Nup for his birthday, as he didn't believe she got any.



Yes that deserves the can of WTF today. :lol

[Darth Viscera]

however disfigured and traumatized it may be!

[Champion of the Force]

Poor Ninee is tired. :(

This will wake you up:

http://home.kimo.com.tw/netspooky/kikia/

:)

[Can of WTF]

j00 pwndz d00d!!!

:: Full can hops in, gives LD the WTF award and hops off::

[Darth Viscera]

*scratches his head*
Now that's what I call hopping mad!

[Champion of the Force]

:: looks at topic of thread ::

Oh dear - we've really gate-crashed this topic and led it astray. :\

[Marcus Telcontar]

Call us the thread hi-jackers....

Oh dear.... we hijacked the eintire forum tonight :/

[Darth Viscera]

Oh, poo for them. Nup has naughty pics to cheer himself up over his astray thread.

[Taylor Millard]

:lol Who knows...not I said the man trying to go to sleep.

[Champion of the Force]

OOC forum hijacking is good - gives it a good airing from all the fleet arguments. :p

[Marcus Telcontar]

And after the fart I just did, it needs a good airing

[Taylor Millard]

>_< :x >_< :x :lol

*Grabs gasmask and FINALLY leaves. :lol

[Darth Viscera]

*Opens up the windows*
That's it, you're becoming a vegetarian.

[Champion of the Force]

Oh wonderful

:: goes to lower Earth orbit in forum mothership ::

[Marcus Telcontar]

You think THAT was evil?

Have you ever smelt the stuff they put in cat food these days?!?!

More to the point, have you tasted it?

Not bad on toast actually

[Champion of the Force]

Cat food on toast ?!?!?!?!

Now that is truly evil.

PAL dogfood on toast, on the other hand, is quite sweet (if a bit chunky). :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Pal is actually quite nice to eat. I ate a can for a dare.

And was rather surprised just how good it was.

[Champion of the Force]

You can smell them making PAL at the local Uncle ben's factory every morning. Mmmmmmm ... :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

I used to work next to Bird Bros, who did some of that as well.

Except, it wasn't real plesant as they also collected offal for fertilizer :x

[Champion of the Force]

Oh how more wonderful an image. :\

:: moves mothership into outer Earth orbit ::

[Marcus Telcontar]

Could be worse you know. Cats stink after they get rained on....

[Champion of the Force]

Feral cats = target practice

[TheHolo.Net]

A Message plays over the PA system.

<font face=courier> Thread Hijacking has taken place. Please remain calm and do not frighten the assailants by making any sudden moves. The situation will be investigated and negotiations will begin soon.</font>

BTW: Happy B-Day Nup. :)

[Jedah Lynch]

*Reads, blinks and wonders what they've been smoking tonight*

Oh yes happy birthday you luvable....no thats not right.

Have a great birthday budd....no..no thats not right.

Enjoy the day of your creation and be wary of greeks bearing gifts.

Or something.

PS. I could see by the dawning horror on his face that perhaps we had strained history too far this time....that by trying to alter my fate, he may have introduced a fatal paradox.

[Nupraptor]

I could see by the dawning horror on his face that perhaps we had strained history too far this time....that by trying to alter my fate, he may have introduced a fatal paradox.I think that sums up this thread pretty well. O_o

And this is proof yet again that, if you want to clearly convey a message to someone, stick to PMs. :)

:: goes to check his mail ::

[Delirion]

Ack! What are all these evil people doing in here?!?

PMs are all nice and well, but if you've only got 2 secs to be online before the connection crashes again, you take the fast way out.

And LD - you definately deserve an award for weirdness. :p

[Nupraptor]

Ack! The crazy person sent me half a dozen cards! @_@

[TheHolo.Net]

The crazy person is a rather loose term that could apply to anyone that posts at these forums. o_O

[Marcus Telcontar]

Is there anyone actually sane here? I used to think De'ville was, but after last night's efforts of madness....

[Nupraptor]

Er, the crazy person that started this thread. :p

[Yaijaarree Auusseeri]

You mean I'm the only one that understands what LD said? It makes perfect sense!

Although... That may be because of the fact that my brain was lost a few years back... o_O

[Lord DarkStar]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
Is there anyone actually sane here? I used to think De'ville was, but after last night's efforts of madness....

i'm sane...or at least i was, until i started to loose my mind, one penguin at a time...

[TheHolo.Net]

ooooooo, now I am responible for the second hijacking of this thead. >D

[Nupraptor]

Today marks the 50th anniversary of both HRH Queen Elizabeth II and Hasbro's beloved Mr. Potatohead.


Coincidence?

[ReaperFett]

Queen Mother's husband also died on this day.



Oh, and Eddie Izzard's birthday is today :)

[Moltar]

Hasboro

You spelled it wrong!

Ahhh, do you know what will happen now...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Ol' Bessie's Golden Jubilee is today?

From all her disloyal subjects in Australai we give her a hearty


BBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

[Darth Viscera]

I thought that was 2 days ago? Everyone knows that she became the Queen on February 6, 1952 after George VI died of lung cancer. Yeesh.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I GOT THE WTF AWARD! HOOOORAY!

You know, its only because Leeloo isn't around anymore. I felt like I had to try and fill her shoes...then I realized that they weren't shoes, they were Dr. Pepper cans cut to LOOK like shoes.

Ow, do my feet hurt!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Everyone knows that she became the Queen on February 6, 1952 after George VI died of lung cancer


Actually, most of her Royal Subjects (of which I am unfortunantly one of) really dont give a Can of WTF when, how or who.

[Nupraptor]

The article I read about it was posted today, so meh.

[Darth Viscera]

Well then your article was yesterday's news x2. I invested $0.50 in USA Today 2 days ago :D

[Arya Ravenwing]

*streaks through the thread*

[Taylor Millard]

O_O WHOO-HOO! ;) :D

[Darth Viscera]

I say, did you see a naked woman just run through this thread?

[Marcus Telcontar]

No

[Lilaena De'Ville]

O_o What on earth got into Arya?! *whistles innocently*

[Taylor Millard]

:lol Isn't you saying that kinda like the pot calling the kettle black?

Especially after what you did here (http://pub90.ezboard.com/foasis37852frm18.showMessageRange?topicID=28.topic&start=21&stop=39) ? ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*jaw drops*

[Frank Harrigan]

*discreetly adds to photo album*

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol

[Taylor Millard]

:lol :D

[Frank Harrigan]

I'm a magican with the camera...
*pointshere (http://pub33.ezboard.com/fswalliancefrm16.showMessage?topicID=11.topic)*

[Marcus Telcontar]

What have they put in the water here? Are we all going crazy or something?