FETT!!!!!!! Read this before I hit you!

[Arya Ravenwing]

This is a copy of the PM I just tried to SEND YOU:




ReaperFett wrote on 02-04-02 02:16 PM:
:)


I HAVE..just not since I talked to you last. Sheesh! And I swear I replied to them all..

O

I remember now..I tried to send a reply, but it said that YOUR INBOX WAS TOOOOO FULL and so you never got it. Delete some of your old messages, you bad person you! Don't accuse me of not writing you, because I did. :grumble

:D

________

Clean out your mail box, because it wouldn't let me send this one either. :rant

[ReaperFett]

nah, must be you. My list says 52% :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Hey you, not Fett obviously but wanted to know i sent ya a PM with your other name =P

[ReaperFett]

Hey you, not Fett obviously

Why OBVIOUSLY? :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

lol ... yeah well I figured it be easier to tell her in one thread then just make another one ^_^

[ReaperFett]

Love how within fifteen minutes this thread got 24 views. Fett beating must be popular :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Yeah, but there has been no beatings yet :)

[ReaperFett]

the must come on the off chance :)

[Khan Surak]

Yeah, but there has been no beatings yet

:: Looks around for DT :: :D

[ReaperFett]

if he beats me in a dream, he better wake up and apologise :)

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Walks in carying a big stick::

Did I hear someone say, "Fett beating"?

:D

[Marcus Telcontar]

::: Looks at his HAS BEEN PANNED list::

Oooooo! I havent panned reaperFett!! Silly me!

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


WHACK!!! KERBANG!!!!


:: Standing and looking bemused, the burnt and frazzled Jedi looks at the handle of what remains of his frying pan. Somehow, both it and Reaperfett reacted and exploded on contact::


93..... and now I have to go buy a new pan :(

[ReaperFett]

You panned me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago :)

[Marcus Telcontar]

You made my pan explode!!!



:: Thinks ::

Hang on.......


::; Types FORCE WEDGY ....::


HEY!!!! That was you who was doing all the FORCE SELF IMPLOSIONS!!!!!

Hey, I have a new Force power! I hit Reaperfett with a frying pan, he and the pan explodes, leveling the area!!

FORCE REAPERFETT IMPLOSION!!! Cool!

[ReaperFett]

I wouldn't Wedgey if you knew what was good for you :)

[Xanatos Etanial]

::Blows nose::

*Sniff*

Twas the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Khan Surak]

:: From the heavens a beam of holy light shoots down to DT, and a dark blue frying pan with red racing flames on the special grip handle appears before the Jedi. Suddenly everyone begins crying with joy and a heavenly chorus echoes in the background ::

[Taylor Millard]

:lol at DT. You are truly mad. :lol

[Helenias Evenstar]

:lol at DT. You are truly mad. :lol

You have no idea just how mad. Try living with him :x

[ReaperFett]

no thanks :)

[Taylor Millard]

:lol That's quite all right. I think I'll just stick to doing news and reading books.

[Can of WTF]

][+ w0u|d g3t 0ld, sk00l][ng h][m @ g4m35 w][th th4 m4d s][llz.

[imported_Eve]

Yeah, Fett I did reply to you as well, and got that your inbox was full. It said it sent you an e-mail telling you as so. So, I didn't ignore you either. But you haven't yelled at me yet for it.

And to all of you messing with Fett...

ANYONE TOUCHES THE ENGLISHMAN AND THEY'RE GETTING IT. Don't mess with a healthy woman and her Fettish. >D

[Helenias Evenstar]

][+ w0u|d g3t 0ld, sk00l][ng h][m @ g4m35 w][th th4 m4d s][llz.


Errrr.... I wish I was listening when Mark was teaching me how to translate that. It just looks like alphabet soup to me

[Marcus Telcontar]

"It would get old, schooling him at games with the mad skills"

See? Learning haX0r does come in useful. Now you too could have th4 m4d h4X0r s][llz if you but listen :p

[Serena Laran]

Ooo I could read it! *does the dance of joy, a la Perfect Strangers*

[Taylor Millard]

Perfect Strangers ...now THERE's a show I wouldnt' mind seeing the cast members do a 10-10-220 ad for. :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Whats a 10-10-220 ad?

[imported_Firebird1]

It's one of those phone numbers people call and MCI overcharges them...>D

Seriously, it's a dial up long distance company. I guess the ABC's were taken already...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ALF is the best! I miss that show..just saw the commercial tonight for the first time :):) He's so cute :D

[Taylor Millard]

So does that mean if I go out and buy an ALF puppet...n/m lost train of thought :D I've seen worse commercials though.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:crush @ ALF

[Taylor Millard]

*Puts on ALF suit and runs up to LD

Hiya Hun! Got any cats? :cat

[Lilaena De'Ville]

You're not the real ALF! You're too tall! :cry:cry

[Marcus Telcontar]

Grrrrrrr......


FORCE ALF IMPLOSION!!!!


:: Alf explodes and is consumed by Barney!!!::

I HATED Alf

[Taylor Millard]

:lol Here LD...make ya feel better.

http://binocle.atlant.ru/images/award/alf.jpg

*Sorry ya didn't like ALF DT. My mom wouldn't even let me watch the show!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

I hate Barney.

ALF is coooooool! I'm moving to Melmac to find him and marry him. j/k I could never marry a short hairy guy.

[Darth Viscera]

But don't you just love his hairdo?

[Marcus Telcontar]

No. I wanted to shoot that cretin of an alien sooooo much. That's what began my hatred of TV, which I can now proudly say I have avoided for 7 years.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ALF! *huggles ALF*

[Taylor Millard]

:D Giggity Gig! ;) :D

[Marcus Telcontar]

Giggity GIG?!?! What, is this Chitty Chttty Bang Bang?

[Taylor Millard]

*Dies laughing

Sorry...I forgot you didn't watch TV. It's one of those things you have to watch the show to see.

[Darth Viscera]

ALF IS GOOD! YOU GO NOW!

[Marcus Telcontar]

OBEY THE FIST!!!!!!

[Darth Viscera]

Fist? I see no fist. Show me this fist you speak of.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

BOOT TO THE HEAD!

[Taylor Millard]

*Falls back like a broken action figure.

Ow

[Marcus Telcontar]

FORCE CRICKET BAT!!!

* Whack *

:: Millard is hit for six!!::

[Champion of the Force]

Gee, we've become awfully violent tonight. Too much drinking for Nup's party?

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Looks up, crissed as a picket::


Whhaaa youuu shay ohhhisa? Bow innnna bag? Aint that a .....



* Pauses and reviews what he was posting *

Oh geez.... that was asking for a post deletion.

[Taylor Millard]

Originally posted by Marcus Q'Dunn
FORCE CRICKET BAT!!!

I see your Cricket bat and raise you a....


A....A....crud...


AH I GOT IT


FORCE STEEL CHAIR!!!!

*CLUNKS DT Then runs away as fast as he can go.

*Jumps in his bed and falls asleep

:zzz

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Runs over and sets Millard's bed on fire::

[ReaperFett]

now now, everyone knows a toffee hammer is the most painful thing in the world :)

[Xanatos Etanial]

Force Steel Chair?

I have a good mind to sue you for impersenating Smegatron's "Mr Chair" routine, buddy.

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Taylor Millard]

Originally posted by Xanatos Etanial
Force Steel Chair?

I have a good mind to sue you for impersenating Smegatron's "Mr Chair" routine, buddy.

Who? :huh

[Xanatos Etanial]

Smegatron is an alt id of mine, and Mr. Chair is a sentient Steel chair Smegatron uses as a weapon. Mr Chair has had many prominent catch phrases.

Maybe you're familiar with, "..." or "..." or the ever popular "...:smokin "

Mr Chair, is a global icon known around the world.

[Taylor Millard]

Ah okay. No I wasn't trying to steal anything from anyone. I just watch wrestling too much. ;)

[Marcus Telcontar]

Mr Chair.....

Is like Mr Squiggel?

[Xanatos Etanial]

<img src=http://mphage.homestead.com/files/Mrchairtux.jpg>

This is Mr. Chair. Ask Nuriko or Rama who he is. Nuriko had a fling with him.

[Randd]

This has gotten sick. The only thing I can say is this...Alf rules, I still watch it on the Hallmark channel (do not ask, I just found in one day), Mr. Chair is a nice dresser. The last thing is........


::FORCE POKEMON!!!!!!::

::A blue colored, glowing, see-through, pikachu electricutes the thread.::

[Frank Harrigan]

*kills the demon*