Screams!!!

[DarthHERA]

Im a little bored, I got time to play for once and all my rp's are caught up.

Dont ya just HATE when that happens???


bordom---------> :rollin :crack

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Bored Sith?

Look out universe.

>_<

[DarthHERA]

but Im the sweet kind.


really.

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

My husband warned me never to trust the words of a Sith. :p

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Looks at Lise

:| ........

[DarthHERA]

Husbands say the darndest things.

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Navaria?

[Elieen Cross]

My husband warned me never to trust the words of a Sith

So did mine. Except he also said never trust a Jedi with a frying pan and a kitten.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

:: starts having a seizure hearing that name and hears something about husbands, kittens and frying pans ::

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Is very puzzles as to why Navaria has a lightsaber hanging on her belt and worried by her sudden change in condition.

Medic!!!

[DarthHERA]

Well I myself would never trust a jedi with a frying pan and a kitten. Somethings are just a given.

[Jared Mriad]

Thar is nuthing to do...:zzz

[Champion of the Force]

Originally posted by DarthHERA
bordom---------> :rollin :crack
At least it's not like this:

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ed/BlueFlagRocket.gif

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

stops, laughs at Hera for a moment and then x_x

starts muttering to herself... "notmymother.notmymother...notmymother."

[Jared Mriad]

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ed/BlueFlagRocket.gif

^--- I was the red guy a few hours ago in MW4...

[DarthHERA]

LOL, Dave you are on a roll tonight :D

But I only know :headbash this.


Lise...you are making my friend uncomfortable..

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

starts getting revived by the animated violence :crack

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Heard the mutters

It figures. Once you birth them then raise them, they leave you in their dust and forget you were ever there. :cry

[Estelle Russard]

Its a mother-daughter thang.

[Champion of the Force]

Bordom?

Thang?

We need a spellahon. :p

:rollin

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

I didn't forget! You're suppose to be dead!!!!!

O_o

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Do I look dead to you? :mad

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: looks Lise up and down ::

Hell no! Dang Dale, never said your mom was hot!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

O_o :huh :mad >_< o_O

[Andron Tarkin]

My two best girls are both upset? Alright, what is going on here?

[Estelle Russard]

ok, bordom - well a typo.

thang is whitebread tring to be hip, dontchya know.


:lol Tyrsa!

[Estelle Russard]

All these Tarkins are Freeeeeeeaking me out!

[Grand Moff Tarkin]

My family does have a rather compelling pressence.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Mom's alive, Dad's alive ... Pop is alive >_<

the only tarkin that's suppose to be alive is me and Marc!!!!

[Estelle Russard]

O_o

[Marc Tarkin]

Did someone say something about a family function?

[Tirsa Krylana]

:: :D at Estelle ::

Well she is ^_^

:: and is :huh for the rest of this ::

Dale ... you said your parents were DEAD!!!

:: sees Marc ::

Hubba Hubba!

:: jumps in his lap :: :D

[Andron Tarkin]

Your Mother and I dead? :huh

Sees Marc and his position

Way to go son! :D

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

:cry :cry :cry

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Yes dead ... see, this is what happened .. no. Would take too long -_-

:: sighs at Tirsa and Marc ::

>_<

[Grand Moff Tarkin]

I think your wife needs some consolation son. Hearing that the three of us are supposed to be dead from her own daughter appears to have been just a little too disturbing.

[Navaria Tarkin]

:eek :eek:eek

blink blink blink....

For once ... is on the same page as Dalethria O_o

[Marc Tarkin]

:smokin

[Andron Tarkin]

:eek :eek :eek

Two Navarias?!?!?!?!

WTF!

[Navaria Tarkin]

Um ...

:: looked at her dad and shrugged ::

.. sorta?

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

That would take too long to explain too -_-

[Tirsa Krylana]

:smokin

[Elieen Cross]

:: looks Lise up and down ::

Hell no! Dang Dale, never said your mom was hot!




:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Arya Ravenwing]

:lol:lol:lol:lol *steals Dale's crack*

[Marcus Telcontar]

:lol :lol :lol :lol


Plays the theme from The Brady Bunch, retitling it The Tarkin Bunch

[Lady Vader]

My, my, my... but WHAT a family reunion. Makes the head spin! O_o

*Looks at family.*

Daddy Tarkin looks an awful lot like Jonathan Archer... and Tarkin Jr. looks an awful lot like Angel. Yes, but the Tarkin family are a nice looking bunch. >D

[Tissaauurree Savuurra]

* Grabs Marc Tarkin and gobbles him up. * jYum.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

I was on crack last night?

:: looks at thread ::

um........... lol

What can I say Lv? My family is hot LOL er .. wait

ACK BAD TIRSA!

:: strangles the ciz cat with the force and watches him drop her brother ::

I am the only one that can beat him up!

[Tissaauurree Savuurra]

*Whimpers... then walks away singing to himself "I-gotta-shoe! I gotta-shoe! I gotta-shoe-hey-hey-hey"

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[Moltar]

Well then I guess I had better cal my family councilor and tell him to clear his next few weeks....

[DarthHERA]

We need a spellahon



Just noticed the irony of that statement :rolleyes

[ReaperFett]

Hey, what are you all tarkin about?
















:)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

i think a blood vessel popped with that statement fett thank you ;)

[ReaperFett]

*bows*

I aim to please :)

[Champion of the Force]

Just noticed the irony of that statement :rolleyes
Bravo. Only took you 2 days. :p


Hey, what are you all tarkin about?
"Our people are frying senator, we must do something quickly!" :lol

[Marcus Telcontar]

Did someone say frying?


FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


THWACK!!!!


:: Davwj goes skyrocketing into the air, like a Adam Gilchrist six - The fielder gets under th poster trying to take the catch... but... OH NO HE DROPPED IT!!::


87!

[Taylor Millard]

So waht IS the record for Force Frying Pan Homers? And when does the season end too? ;)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

okay there goes another blood vessel...

[DarthHERA]

Thankyou :) Sometimes I surprise even mysefl

[Navaria Tarkin]

mysefl? :)

[Tissaauurree Savuurra]

A human can swim in a Blue whale's blood vessel..

[Navaria Tarkin]

how nice, and then we can suffocate since it is filled with blood too =P

[DarthHERA]

eh?

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

swimming in a blood vessel of a big whale

[DarthHERA]

no, Navaria's comment I got - it was Tiss's that O_o me

:D

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

Ah ... well, I guess it's cool that you understood my weird Jedi counterpart type self :D

[Strider]

Weird Jedi Counter part...whats weird about her?

[Rama]

Only one way to figure this out........


:: Loads Gun ::


Have to kill them all. >=D

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

kill everyone in this threaD?

Strangely enough alot of Tarkin's in this thread are already dead lol

[Traest Kre'fey]

I read it in the Washington Post the other day. About the Whale thingy.. its tounge is as big as an Elephant fully grown and its heart is as big as a average sized car.

[DarthHERA]

"Kill all the lawyers, and kill them tonight".



Hey..we dont have any SW lawyers do we - or magistrates and stuff.


I hardly ever read the newspapers anymore.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

What, us sith are suppose to care about politicians and dead beat lawyers ^_^

[DarthHERA]

No, but I just realised the SW galaxy is devoid of all kinda law-type people.

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:: Points at lightsabre ::

We are the law

:smokin

[DarthHERA]

gah!

you're doing it again!!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

I'm doing what? :|

[DarthHERA]

nm

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

O_o

[DarthHERA]

Remember the whole font conversation last night? I thought you were doing the same thing :)

[Traest Kre'fey]

Actually, there is a law and magistrate and what not. Read the first four books of the X-wing series, it talks a bit about it.

[Estelle Russard]

Actually, I meant in this SW galaxy here.

[ReaperFett]

Nawara :)

[Traest Kre'fey]

Oh.. My mistake.. we'll there are probably vigilante Jedi out there.

[Estelle Russard]

No, its not your mistake, I didnt specify what I meant.

But I was thinking more in terms of like upstanding legit lawyers and also sleazy underhand kind. Not just renegade chars with their own brand of justice. I think there are probably lots of those.

I was just making an observation, is all.


ps) Huh Fett?

[Traest Kre'fey]

Oh. If I ever get around to it I think I will make one of those characters.>D

[Jedi Neo]

Originally posted by Traest Kre'fey
Oh.. My mistake.. we'll there are probably vigilante Jedi out there.

Yes there are...

But The GJO never calls, writes...
I mean I'm in my ship, orbiting Yavin 4, almost dead after fighting Videl... You'd think they'd help?

Nom I guess I have to crash my ship into the Bar for any service...

[ReaperFett]

Estelle, Nawara Ven. Former Rogue, lawyer type. X-Wing novels, mentioned a while back :)

[Estelle Russard]

Just dont crash it into Tomahawks seat, Neo. :p

Fett, who are the types of ppl Nawara represents?

[The Enemy]

People like me.

[ReaperFett]

Yesss Enemy, member of the NR's elite Squadron represents bad people :)

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

oh .. now I get it Hera lol

Neo dude ouch .. could have emailed someone =P And then less damage into the bar! :D

[DarthHERA]

:crack Dale

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:crack :rollin :crack

[Traest Kre'fey]

Weirdos..


20000th post in here.

[Jedi Neo]

I did, I was waiting for some more information, but since it never came....

I'll be making my GJO crash landing tomarrow night...

[imported_Eve]

:: looks at at the Tarkins ::

Guess they are like rabbits.

The law is the Imps. 'Cept no one plays them.

I'll be your lawyer Hera, I know law. You can't handle the truth! :: hits the desk with a fist ::

Recurring random thought :I want to start a swforums for star trek (stforums).

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:( Sorry Neo ... I wasn't sure if you were referring to something in the past or something that happened now actually.

:: is still new to the Jedi :: =P

And we aren't bunnies! but I do own two ^_^

[DarthHERA]

Evey you should be a Cizerack - swear to god, you are made for such a time as this!!


I should make a lawyer character and be like Joe Pesci ..."deese two utes went into the diner.."




(gotta love the bunnies :))

[Navaria Tarkin]

\/
(o) <---- Bunny Kinda...

[DarthHERA]

lol

vv
(o) *rear view*

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

<marquee scrolldelay=70>\/
(o)</marquee>

<marquee scrolldelay=0>\/
(o)</marquee>

<marquee scrolldelay=5>\/
(o)</marquee>

<marquee scrolldelay=150>\/
(o)</marquee>

<marquee scrolldelay=45>\/
(o)</marquee>



go bunnies go!!!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:\

they kinda loose their ears after awhile :lol But it looks good the first couple of times around O_o

EDIT - thanks to some big green help, I go my bunnies working!!!

[Estelle Russard]

ok - THAT freaked me out lmao!!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:rollin :crack :D

[Estelle Russard]

:lol


Bunny races!

[Estelle Russard]

everytime I check this thread, the bunnies have morphed yet again :crack

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

in color now :crack

[ReaperFett]

<font color=red><marquee scrolldelay=70>\/
(o)</marquee>

<font color=blue><marquee scrolldelay=0>\/
(o) </marquee>

<font color=green><marquee scrolldelay=5>\/
(o)</marquee>

<font color=white>
<marquee scrolldelay=5> ................................http://jcngl.clanpages.com/270382.jpg </marquee>








<font color=yellow>THE MAD HATTER CHASES THE BUNNIES!!!

[Estelle Russard]

ROFLMAO Fett.

this is completely insane!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

no way! Mine are in color!!!!

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

:lol

[ReaperFett]

Mine has colour AND boldness AND Steve Buscemi as a Mad hatter. Mneh :)

[Estelle Russard]

V
(o)

Da big green bunny for Dale.

[Tharin Kray]

Creepy...

[Seerrasseei Tsseerra]

verrrjy.... O_o

[Tharin Kray]

All the pictures move at a different pace..

[TheHolo.Net]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200><tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate><font color=green size=3>[b]\/
(o)</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>

[Tharin Kray]

:eek it bounces sorta.. how'd you do that?

[TheHolo.Net]

Nested marquee tags and a table make for an almost hopping bunny. :D

[Tharin Kray]

o_O

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

::steals a bunny and eats it:::cat

[TheHolo.Net]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200>
<tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>
<font color=green size=3>[b]\/
(o)</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee> The display doesn't show one of the slashes for the ears. =(

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200><tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate><font color=purple size=6>[b]\/
(o)</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>


The purple super bunny!

[Tharin Kray]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200>
<tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>
<font color=blue size=7>[b] V
(o)</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>



Booyah!

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

::steal another bunny and quickly eats it:: :mischief :angel :wings

[Tharin Kray]

<-- watches his bunny step on the kitty.

[Estelle Russard]

I tried marquee but had it wrong..That is much bettah.

[Darth Turbogeek]

AHHHHHH!!!! YOU ALL HAVE GONE MAD!!!!!


:: RUNS AWAY REALLY FAST::

"I wanted you but yer didn;t listen! Aye you said he was just a wee bunny!"

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

well, go an get the holy hand grenade and we be all set DT lol

[Tharin Kray]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200>
<tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>
<font color=green size=3>[b] :darkangel
</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>


ooo

[TheHolo.Net]

Before DT has time to reach for his pan

:headbash

[ReaperFett]

<marquee><table border=0 width=200 height=400>
<tr><td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate><IMG src=http://www.tvdance.com/bush-gore/1anew.gif></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>

[Tharin Kray]

>_<


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH at fett's post weirdness

[Motssumi Rosskaarru]

::Bites giant bunny's foot and growls then goes back to eating the other bunnies::

[Darth Turbogeek]

OWW!!!


:: Hops around madly before concentrating his energies in the Dark Side.....


SEEEELLLLFFFFF IMMMMMPLOOOOOSION!!!!


FORCE SELF IMPLOSION!!!!


:: Management wishes to announce that yes, This basically defies description, but rest assured, the forum is now resting peacefully in hospital after somehow wacthing DT implode with extreme ferocity near a bunny rabbit named Warren. We will resume normal transmissions shortly.


For now, here is the news

"This is the BBC..."

THWACK!!

And in other news, there has been a small explosion in the space time continuum. Several large fish and a Polish Salami have emerged at the home of Mrs. Nickerbocker.

Pepperpot : Ohhhh, just what my Nigel wanted!

Gumby : Why yes love, I love fish and salami! It reminds me...

Second Pepperpot : Ah shutup! (Hits Gumby with purse)

SWFans.net : I.... I never wanted to be a forum. I always wanted to be.....

A LUMBERJACK!!!


Leaing from tree to tree! The mighty larch! The grand Birch! The plucky fir! And with my best admin by my side I'ld sing... sing... SING!!!


DT:
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night. I work all day.


MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

DT:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.


MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.


DT:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

DT:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.

DT and MOUNTIES:
I (He) cut(s) down trees. I (He) wear(s) high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
DT:
I wish I'd been an EzBoard,
Just like my dear Mama!





:lol :lol :lol :lol


Allright, I'll pay that. How the hell did you that?!?!


Edit in response to SWForum edit : I believe the correct term is vBulletin pwds j00 d00dz!!!!!!!! Technically, that's pretty damn cool. Can an ordinary user do that, or is that at admin level only?

[TheHolo.Net]

Disbelieves therefore it doesn't come to pass

>D

Uses godly abilities to totally change DT's post without editing in the Portal style


To see the difference, click the style display under my name (Star Wars - Imperial) read his post, then click the style display under his name (Default (Portal)) and compare. :D [note: He copied the changed text into his edited post so there is no difference any more]

EDIT in reply to DT's response: vBulletin owns you. :p

Admin only....done via replacement variables. I could make it so that whenever someone posted the word 'ass' it was replaced by the word 'Itala' if I so choose. :)

[Itala Marzullo]

And why is it my name would be so unfairly treated? Why am I singled out for such actions????



Hmmmmm.......

[TheHolo.Net]

:lol :p

[Itala Marzullo]

And here I was thinking Itala would be a victim of an edit fest


Hmmmmmm..........

[TheHolo.Net]

Nah, not as much fun when I know who it really is. :p

[Morgan Evanar]

*gibbers incomprehensibly for a moment, shakes, and then puts all three claws on his left hand through Itala's neck.*

[Strider]

<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200>
<tr>Bunny Riding!<td><marquee direction=up behavior=alternate>
<font color=white size=3>[b]\/<img src=http://darthogre.clanpages.com/sorsha/pics/misc/mneh.gif>
(o)</font></marquee></td></tr></table></marquee>

<center>
<marquee><table border=0 width=100 height=200><tr><marquee direction=down behavior=alternate><font color=brown>Lets ride!</font></marquee></tr></table></marquee>
</center>

[Estelle Russard]

oh, the madness of it all!:crack

:lol

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

i created a monster lol

[DarthHERA]

Its alive! A-LIIIIIIIIVE


*calms down*


:smokin

[imported_Lise Tarkin]

Yep, Dalethria is indeed my child Navaria, though I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thng. :huh :p

[Dalethria Mal Pannis]

:grumble :verymad <--- Nav and Dale having a convo

[DarthHERA]

I thought it would be like this:

:angel :evil :ghost

Nav/Dale/Ghostie Dale

[Hari Rendale]

O_O