Imperial Recruits welcome...

[Telan Desaria]

I am doing this without the official recognition of my superiors and a nod of the head to the Cizerack, I am launching, on the behalf of my beloved Empire, a recruitment drive.

We are looking for Officer Candidates for three primary Branches of service: The Imperial Navy, Army, and starfighter corps. We are willing to also accept research designers and men and women-also aliens and even Sith masters and apprenti who are willing to devote their lives and essences to the cause of restoring the New Order.

The Empire is mostly involved with Fleet rps and needs good officers and men. Are you up to it?

Long live the Empire!!!

Fleet Admiral Telan Desaria
Supreme Commander, Thyferra Sector Fleet
Inspector General of the Destroyerate

[Darth Viscera]

With regard to Imperial aliens:

Only certain types of aliens (Chiss, Kandor) may serve in the Imperial armed forces.

[Marcus Telcontar]

:: Takes down names and makes arrangements to pan Imperials::

[Admiral Lebron]

:: Takes down names to pan down NR and NRSF officers::

[Morgan Evanar]

With regard to Imperial aliens:

Only certain types of aliens (Chiss, Kandor) may serve in the Imperial armed forces.


^
And that is why the NR will beat you down like a red-headed stepchild =]

[Helenias Evenstar]

I take note of Lebron's copyright violation of the Frying Pan attack and call up lawyers on behalf of the copyright holder.

[Alpha]

:lol

[Darth Viscera]

What's wrong with dyeing your hair red? It's so naturally black, you can hardly notice it. It's more raspberry, really. And you need light to see it.

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- Just orders a fleet to wipe out the lawyers office.

[Seth Darkserpent]

*The charred bodies of the lawyers mulitiply into twice the amount of lawyers that there were before*

Hehehe.

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- Orders the laywers to be siezed and brought onto a ship. Once there, Lebron orders the Laywers to be launched into space. To freeze, then drift into a sun.

BOOYAH!

[Seth Darkserpent]

:huh

:headbash *Provokes the NR to beat Lebron, like Morgan mentioned* :spank

[Admiral Lebron]

:shootin :shootin

<-- will kill all.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Dont you realise Lebron? Lawyers are not human. They can survive burning and deep freeze. They can survive without internal organs and will never gvie up until you are smothered with lawsuits and redtape.

Face it, your stuffed.

:: Lawyers sue Lebron until he is broke and only has underpants left for willful destruction and unlawful harassment::

:-p

[Admiral Lebron]

<-- Is Jewish and wins!

[Marcus Telcontar]

Think that will stop a lawyer?

Face it, the new sith in EpII is Darth Lawyer, from the firm Sidious, Maul and Vader.

[Admiral Lebron]

Har Har Har. You're a funny one, ain't ya?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yes.

And you can add sarcastic, cautic, tempermental, cross dressing and crocodile hunting too.

Damn, this garter belt is uncomfortable

[Admiral Lebron]

And I thought Austrailians just spoke differently......

[Darth Viscera]

.....

[Jeseth Cloak]

I'm Australian.

[Marcus Telcontar]

Then drink this Fosters without chundering.



>D

[Darth Viscera]

If you're australian, which time zone do you live in?

South
New South Wales
Victoria
Capital Territory
Tasmania
Lord Howe Island
Western
Northern Territory
Queensland

[Moltar]

...

*Rolls over thread with a Ford Escort, subsquently the car stops.*

Whoops, sorry guys out of gas.