Darth Viscera
Dec 31st, 2001, 09:39:48 AM
I must be on the hit list of the Free Masons, the Illuminati, AND the Stone Cutters. -_-
Dec. 11th- Amandio Rodriguez, my best friend since the age of 11, was hit by a pickup truck that was going 55mph through a red light down rt. 28 at 7am while it's raining. Shattered pelvis, shattered right eye socket, broken left elbow, broken left knee.
Dec. 19th- I love Taco Bell. I've loved Taco Bell since I was 4. So you can imagine why I was overjoyed when a Taco Bell opened up not 1 click away late in November. Anyone recall hearing on CNN about a laser-guided bomb that went astray and hit slightly off-target in the on Dec. 18th? Well, the morning of the 19th I was about to get my 11:30am chicken quesadilla/Burrito Supreme w/no beans breakfast. I pulled into the drivethru, looked to the left, and saw, to my horror, a burned out Taco Bell. After 5 minutes of staring, muttering, whimpering and swearing to feed Usama Bin Laden's genitals to a wild boar, I picked my jaw up off the floor and drove home, to mutter there.
Dec. 26th- I hate waking up with a birthday hay fever. Birthdays should be a time of eating cake and throwing 3 day LAN parties like last year, with pizza, porn and booze(not really in that order), not sneezing violently so that your bones seem to become flaming needles or spit/coughing in your phlegm bucket.
Dec. 31st- Still sick, but apparently I've contributed to society today by being one of the first people to become infected with the DLDldr.exe virus, of which Norton is 90% oblivious.
Hurry up 2002....
Dec. 11th- Amandio Rodriguez, my best friend since the age of 11, was hit by a pickup truck that was going 55mph through a red light down rt. 28 at 7am while it's raining. Shattered pelvis, shattered right eye socket, broken left elbow, broken left knee.
Dec. 19th- I love Taco Bell. I've loved Taco Bell since I was 4. So you can imagine why I was overjoyed when a Taco Bell opened up not 1 click away late in November. Anyone recall hearing on CNN about a laser-guided bomb that went astray and hit slightly off-target in the on Dec. 18th? Well, the morning of the 19th I was about to get my 11:30am chicken quesadilla/Burrito Supreme w/no beans breakfast. I pulled into the drivethru, looked to the left, and saw, to my horror, a burned out Taco Bell. After 5 minutes of staring, muttering, whimpering and swearing to feed Usama Bin Laden's genitals to a wild boar, I picked my jaw up off the floor and drove home, to mutter there.
Dec. 26th- I hate waking up with a birthday hay fever. Birthdays should be a time of eating cake and throwing 3 day LAN parties like last year, with pizza, porn and booze(not really in that order), not sneezing violently so that your bones seem to become flaming needles or spit/coughing in your phlegm bucket.
Dec. 31st- Still sick, but apparently I've contributed to society today by being one of the first people to become infected with the DLDldr.exe virus, of which Norton is 90% oblivious.
Hurry up 2002....