Rollerball has competition for worst film of 2002

[ReaperFett]

The Scorpion King :)



pparently, they are spending six MILLION dollars on reshoots to save it.


It really does look dire. Only way Id see it is if they had the Romjin Stamos full frontal that got cut from Rollerball :)

[Jedi Master Carr]

It does look pretty bad, the only actor that is any good in it is, Michael Duncan Clarke, I sure feel sorry for him, first Planet of the Apes and now this.

[Hart]

full frontal nudity of a Victoria Secrets model was CUT from rollerball!!?

[Darth Turbogeek]

What, is Blade II coming out in 2002?

[Darth23]

Well Rollerball was pushed to the winter 'to take full advantage of its potential' or something. :p

[Jedi Master Carr]

Actually I think the worst film of 2002 might be Imposter staring Gary Sinise, it has only been delayed 2 years or so. I remember first seeing the previews last October or so and then they pushed it back to March 2001, then to August, December, now to January 2002 makes me think they don't want to release it.

[JMK]

Are you all mad? Easily what looks like the worst movie ever is that Kung Pow POS. I want to throw up every time I see it on TV. It's absolutely mortifying to see how pitiful it is.

[Darth23]

Hey! Kung Pow COULD be fun-ne. :p


Besides, we get to see another movie with a Matrix/bullet-time joke. :D

[JMK]

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I'd rather see Bea Arthur nekkid. :x

[Jedi Master Carr]

Man it must be bad.

[BUFFJEDI]

Whats wrong with you master Carr???????? seeing Bea in the RAW should be EVERY man's dream :) :) I know it's mine:smokin

[Jedieb]

A martial arts expert in a fight to the death against a high kickING heffer that shoots lethal sprays of milk from its udder. YOU PEOPLE SERIOUSLY THINK THAT WON'T ROCK! :crack

[Jedi Master Carr]

so worst movie of 2002 is between Kung Pow, Imposter, Scorpion King, and Rollerblade, I think I will skip all four.

[darth_mcbain]

So I'm not the only one!!! Carr, when I saw those previews for Imposter, I was having some serious deja vu thinking I'd seen it somewhere before about a year ago. Yeah, they were hyping it way back when and then it dropped off, and now they are going again - that can't be a good sign for that flick...
Personally I think Scorpion King will just suck - The Rock was so terrible in Mummy 2, he basically just sat there looking buff and yelling... I can't see him as carrying a movie.
Rollerball and Kung Pow look like they will pretty much suck too, although Kung Pow might have some redeeming humor in it...

I think I'm with ya - I'll skip all of them and wait till they are on TV or maybe a rental...

[darth_mcbain]

Just FYI, this is what IMDB said about Imposter - it looks like they didn't quite know which direction to go with it and changed their minds midstream. Still, to be in the stages where you are promoting it, and then change your mind and rework the film, seems to me pretty lame. I would think you'd pretty much know which direction the film was taking by the time you start putting out ads for it...



Originally a 30 minute portion for an anthology film, Impostor was retooled into a full length feature film. Based on the Philip K. Dick short story of the same name, it follows the lead character Spencer Olham's quest to regain his identity after being suspected as an alien android, in an future Earth at war with aliens that use the androids as bombs to destroy their enemies homeworlds.

[ReaperFett]

I was laughing at Kung Pow :)