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Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:10:49 AM
Nooo.... this aint me. I'm a hologram. Look, I have the decent spelling to prove it's not me. Even the legs are better than the real DT. And he wears these god awful red pumps. And fishnet stockings!

Nope not back AT ALL. Nothing to see here.
Jeseth Cloak
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:15:21 AM
...move along. Move along...
Rama
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:16:19 AM
You mean the AUTOBOT MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP! O_O




Damn.......Armada is screwy. :p
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:17:11 AM
Actually, what the hell happened here? This place looks sooo incredible now. I'll have to have a look around while I'm here and see whats 'appening.
TheHolo.Net
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:19:42 AM
Do me a favor and check the calendar on this page and let me know if it is displaying the wrong date. Davwj mentioned it was a day off for him.

http://www.swforums.net/
Leeloo Mina
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:23:19 AM
Ummmmmm.......
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:23:24 AM
:D *hugs the hologram*
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:25:38 AM
Wooooo..... nice front page.

Date appears to be correct, but the time is out
Taylor Millard
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:27:01 AM
*Passes the holo a brewski.

Welcome back. Even if you are a holo. HOpe you're solid for a brewski.
Jeseth Cloak
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:27:30 AM
Hologram eh..? So, where are the other two wisemen? You know, James T. and Marcus... They're hiding somewhere, aren't they?
TheHolo.Net
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:28:55 AM
Thanks. :)

Scratches his head wondering where the current time display is on that page, knowing there isn't one.

Might want to check your control panel and make sure you are set to the right time zone if the time is off on the forums.
Rama
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:30:07 AM
KIRK AND BRODIE ARE HERE TOO!!!!! O_O



Man.......someone should write this stuff down.
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:31:55 AM
Whom are these mystical people Marcus and James T. You speak of? This hologram has no recollection of them.... nope, not at all, uhuh, not a bit, not a sausage


:: Checks user settings::
Mortaniuss
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:33:02 AM
:x
Leeloo Mina
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:36:38 AM
BRODIE?!! WHERE!!!!! I WANNA SEE BRODIE!!
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:36:52 AM
*swats the flies*
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:37:27 AM
Ummm d00d, I didnt fart in this thread


BBBBFFFFFFFTTTTTTT



Opps, sowwy :uhoh
Leeloo Mina
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:39:32 AM
.......O_o

o_O
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:41:28 AM
:: Grabs frying pan and ::

FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


WHAM!!!


:: Leeloo sees wittle birdies circling head!::
Jeseth Cloak
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:42:08 AM
:headache
Leeloo Mina
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:43:16 AM
Passes out to have dreams about when she and the frying pan first met
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:43:50 AM
Uh oh, now she's going to want to marry the pan again.
Leeloo Mina
Dec 6th, 2001, 03:45:09 AM
Nahh.. she gave up on that heartless thing!! IT ONLY USES YOU FOR YOUR BODY!! Now I'm dating a nice Dr. Pepper can.
Admiral Lebron
Dec 6th, 2001, 06:30:34 AM
Umm.. Mr. Hologram, will you buy me some KFC?
Darth Turbogeek
Dec 8th, 2001, 04:11:29 AM
KFC?!?!

Not a chance.



Now a bit more seriously for a sec.


I will be back, soon. I have some things to attend to, like my rally car. When, I dont know. Some time in the New Year I think.

Good luck and best wishes until then

DT / Mark
Admiral Lebron
Dec 8th, 2001, 11:20:25 AM
<--- Has one of his Stormtroopers tie the holograms shoe laces together.
Alpha
Dec 8th, 2001, 10:18:18 PM
*Watches the hologram trip*