The Dark Jedi Council [1,000 Posts]

[Jeseth Cloak]

Hmmm... you know, that's a good point. I think the longest thread I've ever seen was the picture request thread... and speaking of which, we should probably all use this thread for that. :) Most of those images over there are dead anyway...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Those pictures are NOT dead. I just posted one of ME over there.

Oops.


Now everyone knows! *runs away*

[Nupraptor]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
I just posted one of ME over there.Uh uh... *I* posted a pic of you. :p

[imported_Firebird1]

*Rips one of Gue's arms off.*
Oops....and that comment was comming from the TAO....
*Hands Gue's arm to the next person who posts...*

[Leeloo Mina]

Takes Gues arm and starts hitting Firebird over the head with it

[Milivikal k'Vik]

*beats Gue with Firebird*

[Lord Gue]

Fires bird while gue beats

umm wait...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

De'Ville looks up from her table inside the flooded, and completely ruined Dennys. She turns back to her creation made out of creamers and salt shakers, stacked into an animal shape, and then steps away.

"How's this, we make a giant hollow bunny sculpture, and then we put Ron Thrawn inside and let them take it inside their great Temple or whatever it is they have on Yavin. We can make Gue get Ron and place him inside the bunny."

[imported_Firebird1]

???

LOL

:D

[Lord Gue]

Why do I have to get ron???

[Milivikal k'Vik]

Because you are the one we've chosen to abuse.
:wings

[Jeseth Cloak]

Yeah... we enslaved you somewhere on page 4, I think...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

MUAHAHAHAHA! Gue is OUR SLAVE!

*eyes him* Can I take him home for a day or two? I have a desire to see him sweating...


...while he cleans my house from top to bottom! *rubs hands together evilly*

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Sure you can... but first..."

A TV crew rushes into the Denny's, removing the walls and bringing in a black and red desk. Several seats and a couch are brought in and placed beside it, and then a mike is dropped onto the it's surface, and the backdrop changes as a new wall rolls down behind it all. Jeseth is placed in a host seat and rolled behind behind the desk quickly. Millard is placed into the co-host seat beside him. The people in the Denny's find themselves in the audience pit.

"Ok everyone, welcome to Late Night with Conan O'- I mean, Jeseth Cloak! Gue, play something jazzy for me to make my entrance with. Taylor, who booked the guests tonight?"

[Taylor Millard]

Well Co- Jeseth. We have that sexy-lady of Sith Ways, Lilaena De'Ville with us tonight. Also making is guest appeareance is the Sith Master himself Darth Vader.

Also Leeloo will show us how to ride horses (*grabs LeeLoo, not not Mr. Ed. Or Jeseth)

ANd we'll have that rockin' band the Max Rebo Trio here to perform "Jedi Rocks"...what, *Looks off stage...they changed the name of hte song?

Oh okay, "Dark Jedi Rocks".

I'm your co-host Taylor Millard. And now heeeeeerrrreeeee's Jeseth.

[Lilaena De'Ville]

De'Ville finds herself backstage, being powdered by an annoying makeup artist with a lisp. She let 10,000 volts of electricty flow into him by duct taping his plugged in hair dryer to his head and giving him a whirly in the toilet. De'Ville brushed off her hands, and fixed her hair in the mirror.

"Late night huh? I've always wanted to be on the holovid!"

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Alright Taylor, thanks for that bit of information. Now let's bring out our first guest..." Gives Gue an evil glare to start playing music, NOW. "Lady De'Ville!" Spot light scans around as Jeseth waks up to meet her as she comes on onstage, and shakes her hand. She's escorted to her seat beside Millard, and the music dies down. "So, what brings you here?"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She smiles at the cameras, and turns to Jeseth, ignoring the co-host, Millard. "I'm here to promote my new exersize video, Improving Your Lightsaber Skills. As you know, just five minutes a day and you'll be defeating the Jedi in a week."

De'Ville smiles again, and adds, "The people at the studio even made an action figure to go along with it, I think you have one here. Oh yes, there it is on your desk.." She picks up the small three inch figure. "See, I'm fully poseable!"

[Taylor Millard]

*Grins at the 'Fully Poseable' comment as the audience laughs.

Care to demonstrate any of those new moves?

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Yeah see, I thought you came here to see me. Boy, was I wrong... but you know, I've had quite a bit of fun playing with this figure. So did Millard. I don't think he wanted to give it back to me earlier when I knocked on his dressing room door." He places the figure on top of the desk again, and then pulls it out of Millard's reach. "But all seriousness aside, I want to ask you some more questions. I hear that you're going to have a baby soon?"

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She laughed, "Wait for the Director's Cut, Millard. Hey, leave my action figure alone!" De'Ville tosses the figure behind her and out of sight. "Enough about that. Wanna talk about all the people I've killed and maimed recently?"

[Taylor Millard]

Dives for the figure as the audience laughs some more. Hands it to a nameless production intern.

"Put it in my dressing room. Here's 5 creds."

Turns back to De'Ville.

"Now we hear you had a nasty feud with Leia Organa Solo. Is that true or not? And anyone else on your list to be burned and maimed?"

[Jeseth Cloak]

Jeseth laughs at Millard and then sips at his glass of water, placing it back on top of the desk. "I was actually wondering about that too, because she was actually goinged to be booked to appear tonight... but after we told her you were going to be here she just cut the comm-feed..." He looks back into the audiance, then looks back at Gue who isn't playing anything, givn him a glare... then chuckles casually and smiles again.

[Zorak]

:: Blasts Gue with a death laser, then begins to play on his keyboard. :: As he waits to snack on De'Ville's head...

[Morgan Evanar]

"Do you want... GUM Zorak?"

[Zorak]

:: Stares, unblinking, at Morgan's head. ::

Yes.. Gum... Please come and bring it to me.

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[Morgan Evanar]

"Zorak, do you even know what gum is?"

[imported_Firebird1]

Hold on a second, I'll get you some gum....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She laughs a little at the comments about Solo, and then sobered up. "Seriously, that wench had it coming to her. And if she was here tonight, you'd get a ratings boost...maybe you should keep that in mind during sweeps." De'Ville sipped her water, "I hear celebrity deaths are big winners."

"In other news, let me let you in on a secret..." She wriggles her eyebrows conspiritorially. "We're in process of building a new secret weapon, with which we will take out the Jedi. It'll be ready at the end of the month, not quite in time for Christmas." :D

[Taylor Millard]

Leans towards De'Ville.

"Anything you can tell us about it? C'mon give us a hint!"

[Zorak]

:: Glances at Jeseth, Taylor, and De'Ville, then back at Morgan who has just questioned his intellect. ::

Yes, of course I know what gum is. Now come... bring it to me.

:: Blinks as he looks at morgan's head, then turns to Firebird. ::

Alright, you bring me the "gum."

:: Notices Jeseth staring at him and plays a single note on the keyboard. ::

[imported_Firebird1]

Yeah hold on, I'll go get you some gum....

*Comes back five minutes later with a small box. Lord Firebird hands Zorak the box and backs away.*

[Lord Gue]

[I]Sits in with the band, sax in hand, laughing at every remotly funny thing anyone says

[BrantCairn]

I AM POSTING TO HELP HA HA!!!

[Moltar]

*Looks at the ViewScreen.*

Uh uh..

[Zorak]

"This isn't gum."

:: Throws it at the crowd. ::

[Jeseth Cloak]

"I'm kind of interested in that too myself, De'Ville - MOLTAR! SHUT UP!" He turns back to De'Ville, "...so eloborate on this secret weapon..." He notices Zorak turn to the camera and address Moltar, spouting a kurt "Yeah, we hate you!"

[Lord Gue]

[I]Laughs

[Zorak]

:: Looks at Gue. ::

"We hate you too. Shut up."

[Lord Gue]

[I]Laughs....
then claps

[Moltar]

Blah!!!!

*The box lands at Gue's feet and explodes, sending him streight up.*

[Lord Gue]

Hey, you cant say that! Thats my line!
[I]Lands next to moltar and wacks him repeatadly with his sax

[Moltar]

*Grabs Gue, puts him into the Box*

Try that again and I'll see to it you never get out of there!

Great now I got to take these dings out of my Helmet!

BLAH!

[Lord Gue]

I dont know yet if youve ever heard of the law of gravity but look it up sometime

[Moltar]

Hay, I may be stuck back here, but I'm still a bad guy!

I can break the Law of Gravity!

:p

BLAH!

[Gav Mortis]

Wow! I wouldn't even know where to begin with this thread. Usually one would start at the beginning and finish at the end but I think I'll rebel against the totalitarian system that dictates the process of our reading and begin...ha! I begun reading on Page 14 - and what are you gonna do about eh? HA!

>D

Anyhow, I too am interested in what LD has to say about this secret weapon so come on - spill those beans maddame!

By the by, has this thread had a good old sing-along yet? I can do a marvellous rendition of Julie Andrews from "The Sound of Music."

[Zorak]

:: Begins to play "The Sound Of Music" theme and stares at Millard and Jeseth mockingly. ::

[Morgan Evanar]

:: Throws and smacks Zorak with an empty hand grenade.::

[Moltar]

Breaking the Law Breaking the Law....


Wait it's time for CHIPS!

[Lord Gue]

Laughs again

[Taylor Millard]

Shove it Zorak. *Grabs Drumstick and hurles it towards the insect.

Now Ms. De'Ville, we hear you're ina relationship with Pierce Tondry and that you've just had a kid. How's he doing?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She looks around, and then straight back at Taylor. "How'd you hear that? I don't know how he's doing, I haven't seen him since the birth. ...That is, if there *had* been a birth... Oh you caught me." De'Ville laughs, "Everything is going well, believe me."

"As for the secret weapon, now I couldn't tell you that! Then it wouldn't be a secret! Suffice to say it involves latex catsuits, thongs, and a thermal detonator."

[Taylor Millard]

Sounds like the making of a new video. Whatta ya think Jes?

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Well, she's definately got something, I just hope we're going to be invited opening day." He winks at De'Ville and looks over to Moltar, who nods at him. "Alright, I think we're out of time now, but we're going to cut to a quick commercial and bring out next guess. It was nice having you on, Lady De'ville." He shakes her hand and and smiles. "Come back again sometime."

[Lilaena De'Ville]

She scowled, and then smiled to the audience, walked off stage, punched Gue, and escaped backstage.

[Moltar]

Zorak doesn't like it when people mess with his stuff....

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*pokes thread with a stick* I think it died...



...muahahaha, how evil ;)

[Chaos Alexander]

::walks in the thread with a very confused look on his face.::

"The hell is this????"

[Jeseth Cloak]

It was my talk show... but now it's dead. :)

[Trace Sha]

Point of order:

I died long before the talk show.

:: rimshot::

...

:: the crowd is silent ::

:\

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; The crowd seems to be dead too, and all that's left is a blinking Zorak staring at Jeseth. ;;

[Chaos Alexander]

I heard was De'ville was makin' a movie that sounded like a porno. I came runnin' and this is what I found. You need a new guest if you want to reach 1,000.

[Jeseth Cloak]

Would you like to be our next guest?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Its not a movie! Its a sexercise video! I ...er, EXERCISE, I mean...

[Chaos Alexander]

::fills out an orderform for the De'ville's video and mails it. He then turns to Jeseth.::

"I guess tht will work. Where do I sit?"

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Right beside Millard is fine." Jeseth leaned back in his chair. "Now tell me, what brings you to our show?"

[Chaos Alexander]

::sits beside Millard and notices Zorak staring at him and blinking. The bug just kept doing it.::

"Does he ever stop doing that? It looks like he want to eat me. Didn't he eat his nephew on one episode? If so I don't have a chance. And what is up with Moltar? He is just so morbid. Did he not get enough attetion as a child?"

[Moltar]

Well Once I was a supervillian with dreams of taking over the universe and making Space Ghost into Swiss Cheeze.....But today I run this show and make Space Ghost's life a living heck....
So not much has changed!!!


And what do you Mean Morbid!!!!!

Do I have to have a Self Destruct Sale again!

[Chaos Alexander]

::Chaos gave a weak smile.::

"You know Jeseth, I think you could get new co-hosts if you try. I bet David Letterman would kill to be in Star Wars. You may could get Luke Skywalker. I know he is out of work these days. (Lets face it, Now that Vader is dead what else is there as far as T.V. goes?)"

[Jeseth Cloak]

Jeseth raises his hand and blasts Zorak with Force Lightening. "Well, I think Taylor is dead... maybe looking for a new co-host won't be such a bad idea after all. I think I'd like to have Conan O'Brian as a co-host, come to think about. Then I could punch him in the face every time he tried to be funny. The show would be worth watching." He clears his throat. "But anyway, tell us a little about yourself. You're a mysterious individual."

[Chaos Alexander]

"Well I am the offspring of a Jedi Knight and a Sith Warrior. I was bioenginered by my uncle. I may look 17, but I am really only around 7. My uncle increased my age. Because of that you have no idea how hard it is to get in clubs. I show them my ID and they laugh. I just don't get it."

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza stands up and cheers::

"Yeah go bio-engineering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Chaos Alexander]

"How did he get in here? Where is teh bouncer. Sick Zorak on him!!!!"

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza looks around and then starts for the stage::

"Hey you got something to say then you say it to me. Dont' sick one of you little bouncer boys on me you *****. I'll kick your ***!!"

::All of a sudden then crowd breaks out, "Jerry, Jerry."::

[Moltar]

::Moltar pulls a handle and both Master Yurza and Chaos fall into the box.::

Idiots!

[Chaos Alexander]

::Chaos falls and hits the ground.::

"The hell are we? That's it Yurza! I', goin' **** you up!"

::Chaos and Yurza start fighting in the box. All that be heard is the bleeps for the cursing.::

[Dasquian Belargic]

Watches from the audience, wondering what all of the new age people are doing.

o_O

[Master Yurza]

"I don't have to take this **** from you Chaos. I'll leave your *** on go live with my mother. You *******"

::Yurza slaps Chaos across the face::

[Chaos Alexander]

"You *****! I just want to let you know I am sleeping with your cousin's twin sister's hairdresser's ex-niece's dog groomer!"

[TheHolo.Net]

oi vey. :x

[Jeseth Cloak]

Jeseth shakes his head and sighs. "Moltar, what are you doing?!"

[Chaos Alexander]

"You what some of the SWFans.Net. I'll take on you, Moltar, Yurza, and that freak nastey bug at the same time."

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza looks at Chaos like he has gone mad and then shurgged::

"If you say so. Let's get him guys."

::He starts to run towards Chaos, but soon reallizes he is the only one running. He then turns to look at the others::

"Ummm......guys? A little help here please."

[Seth Darkserpent]

I am Dark Jedi.

Hear me roar.

<font size=7>ROAR!

<font size=2>*Knocks everyone off their feet with the sound wave*

[Chaos Alexander]

::Flys across the room. He then Grabs a Sock 'um Bopper (s/p) and punchs Seth with it.::

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Okay, who's the Jedi who looks like an elf!? *grabs him and tucks him under her arm* I'm taking him away for some...ur...interrogation in the Green Room.

*sneaks away*

[Dasquian Belargic]

:smokin :D

[Aaron Belargic]

"Where are you taking my twin brother? I demand that you stop this at once!" Or take me as well...

:angel

[Master Yurza]

"Hey how come it is always the Elf people that get to have all the fun?"

[Dasquian Belargic]

We're twice the fun :angel :mischief

[Seth Darkserpent]

*Destroys the sock 'em bopper toy*

Simple minded toys won't work on me, child!

*Holds up hands*

You will pay the price for your lack of quality toy finding!

*Electrocutes Chaos*

[Chaos Alexander]

::Chaos hair stood up.::

"The Force is strong in you, but I have the worst power of them all. It is teh Sing a Long Barney!!!!!!"

::Chaos threw the doll into Seth's arms. It sang in a loud voice "I love you, You lov eme..."::

[Moltar]

THATS IT!!!

I've Had It!


*Moltar pulls a lever, and a siren echos through out thread.*
Muhahahaha!

This thread will now self-destruct in 100 posts!

So, I think a sale is in order. I have in my posession, a few items that might be of use to some of you either in luncy or in all seriousness....

*Moltar pushes a button and a massive armory opens up.*
So what will you be having today...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Twice the fun, eh? Sounds like a Doublemint commercial. ;)

*locks the door to the green room* One at a time, boys. :angel

Now, *rubs hands together evilly* what to do to you. Er, I mean WITH you...oh...well...:D

Same difference I suppose. MUAHAHAHAHA! :evil

[Jeseth Cloak]

"Is this another one of those "end of the universe" sales..?"

[Seth Darkserpent]

The monstrous Barney will destroy us all!

*Rips its head off with his gauntlets*

Your pitiful tricks are no match for the power of the Dark Side of the Force!

*Turns into a giant serpent and lunges at Chaos*

[Master Yurza]

"We are all going to die!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

::Yurza started running around manically until he caught sight of the large serpent::

"Now that is something you don't see everyday.....wonder if it tastes like chicken?:huh "

[Seth Darkserpent]

I was wondering the same about you!

*Bites off Yurza's left hand*

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza looks at his missing hand and ponders::

"Damn not another one. Do you peopl know how hard it is getting to find a good hand these days?"

[Chaos Alexander]

"Behold the power of the Strange Side!!"

::Chaos turns into a mongoose and attacks Seth.::

[Moltar]

Well something like that...

Everyonce in a while I get mad, and when I get mad you all need to run...

But I have hot Rolls for 25 cents!

[Aaron Belargic]

I'll have one of those.

[Moltar]

*Hands him a Hot Roll!*

Anyone else?

Come on, it's only 25 cents!

[Darth Turbogeek]

Is it 100% genuine Jedi filling?

[Alexi_Noel]

This is strange.

[Aaron Belargic]

:: Clears his throat. ::

Well, this thread did not quite reach the 1,000 mark...

[Marcus Telcontar]

Yet.


:: Runs out before DT gets any ideas about frying pans::

[Aaron Belargic]

;; Force Elf Ears Marcus, making him leave the thread with pointy ears. ;;

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Aaron, git over here!

[Aaron Belargic]

;; Walks over to the nice Dark Jedi. ;;

Yes Miss?

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza runs over and grabs all the hot rolls he can hold::

"Mine I tell you...MINE!!! With these the universe will be mine! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

[Arya Ravenwing]

(Just pretend this is Lilaena. PLease?)

Hey sweetie, lets go have some fun, okay? *pulls out a baseball bat and hits him with it* Get out of our thread, Jedi!

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza looks at the baseball bat and his eyes opened wide::

"Boy I am glad I am not a Jedi......hmmmm....hey let me see that for a minute....I can think of a few uses for it."

[Aaron Belargic]

;; Runs off and shields himself from the bat, hiding in the audiance, which is mostly dead. ;;

I need to stay out of these Dark Sider threads... nothing good can come of them - except hot rolls, that is.

;; Eats his quietly. ;;

[Garrett Blade]

Well, I haven't looked in here thus far. And I'll be %&£?$& if I'm reading all those posts now! But I just thought I'd make my presence known.








































WAKE UP!!!


Shamballallammallallallamalla MAKE UP!!!


Wallaballallammallallallamalla SHAKE UP


YOU WANTED TO!!!!!


YOU DIDN'T!!!


YOU DID!!!


YOU WANTED TO!!!!!


WHOO HOO!!!!!!




AHHA!!!!!!!!!
:rollin :crack :D :) :p :evil :lol o_O

[Chaos Alexander]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's snowing in South Carolina! It hasn't snowed this hard in 13 years!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahah ahaha

[Jedi Knight Aura]

**Another Jedi graces the threads with a water pistol uzi, the liquid touched by the light force.....She sprays randomly at all the Sith with a smirk on her face, as she drenches Chaos and Yurza wanting to see them in wet t-shirts. She then grins mischieviously and sprays Lilaena, for never having played a Jedi, and lets her deal with Aaron and his Bro.**:)


Ah...FUN to be bad!


**Aura doesnt stop at that....She tackles Chaos to the ground and gives him a happy new year kiss, and then thinks about tackling Yurza.** Muahhhhhhhhhhh!!! O_o ;)

[Invader Zim]

*cringes*

You are all disgusting! But soon it won't matter. I shall rule you all with an Iron FIST!

YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOMED.

[Jedi Knight Aura]

BRING IT!!!! Aura loves a good scrap lol!!!

:crack

[Invader Zim]

No.

*Zim returns to his underground base and uses his temporal object replacement portal to replace Aura's brain with a squeeky rubber piggy toy. Zim returns to the surface and cracks her across the face with a baseball bat. Satisfied, he returns home.*

[Jedi Knight Aura]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

**Out cold from the surprise attack while her brain was in pig mode, the force ejects the looney influence from her consious, the healing commences as she summoned a high tech med Droid team prior to the bat's impact. She gets up and tackles Zim to the floor**

Eat dirt Invader!!! :)

[Jedi Knight Aura]

What happened? I crash the party lol?

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; Shoots her with a super soaker filled with acid. ;;

>D

I was waiting to ambush you the whole time... Yeah... right! :)

[Master Yurza]

::Yurza watched Aura in the acid::

"Dang....and i was beginning to like her too..."

[Jedi Knight Aura]

**Aura was ready for the acidic assault bringing her weapon to bear and fires randomly into the spray, the light enhanced water neutralizing the acid as it absorbs the lethal agent.**

Nice try. :)

**She then trains her Uzi on Jeseth and blasts his visage full of light powered H20, the water reacting with his dark energy creating a vacume that renders him incapacitated.**

"Hands up.." heh

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; Uses his last dying bit of strength to blast her toes full of acid before she has a chance to stop him. ;; :p

[Jedi Knight Aura]

**Aura reels in horror as her favorite boots are ruined, then feels a sharp pain and crashes to the floor dumping the contents of the water gun on her feet.**

:x

[Master Yurza]

"What the hell........."

::Yurza looked around in confusion::

"How did this go from a talk show to a big snake to hot pocket to baseball bats to burning people's toes off?"

::Yurza then looked down at his own toes to make sure they were still intact::

[imported_Firebird1]

I don't know Ithink it has something to do with the fact that noone has posted here...Whooops I just posted..

[Ysanne Isard]

*yawns*

Looks like I finally made it...

*falls asleep after reading through every post of this thread*

[imported_Firebird1]

Now it's a bedtime story!
Cool! :D

[Lord Gue]

Tsk Tsk Tsk, letting this slip, do people have no commitment to what they say anymore, i dont SEE 1,000+ posts, do you?

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I dont.:p

[Lord Gue]

thats what im talkin bout, these dark jedi, no commitment, me on the other hand has seen that this continues

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Hmm.............. And it will all continue with one word................

Duckie











:mischief

[Lord Gue]

GOOSE!

[Sith Ahnk]

HOJEDOBO!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Cadburry Bunny!!!!!!!!!

[Sith Ahnk]

SKELORZITERBORG!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Huh? Skully? X-Files!

[Lord Gue]

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[Sith Ahnk]

MORGRACK? BAL FER SHORA? RE LES SLU! THUSRACK!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Three stooges! Gue gets to be Curly! :p

[Sith Ahnk]

Smack my bioyatch up

[HaeLari Draevyn]

That's domestic violence! :p

[Sith Ahnk]

Accidents happen in the home... :evil

[HaeLari Draevyn]

Especially burnt toast......

[Sith Ahnk]

And the cat with a rabbit in the hat with green eggs and ham :evil:angel

[HaeLari Draevyn]

I am Sam.

[Sith Ahnk]

YOU LIE!

[HaeLari Draevyn]

No no... Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?

[Sith Ahnk]

*spits fire at you*

[Jedi Neo]

::Gets a fire extingusher::

No Sith Ahnk, it's not your job to start fires...

[Shade Magus]

booyah!

[Figrin D'an]

Let it die, please.

[Shade Magus]

what was that?

[Marcus Telcontar]

Oh FFS, no thread necromancy. We've had enough with idiots doing SMS talk and thinking it's roleplaying, we dont need this too. Someone lock this thread pls.

[Morgan Evanar]

There was absolutely no reason to do what you did, and please don't bump ancient threads with "booya!"