Oh Dark Lordess of Retail...

[Taylor Millard]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

Hey De'Ville...Happy Birthday. Congrats on being 22 :)

Here's hoping you get that plane ticket. :)

[Gerald Tarrant]

Originally posted by Taylor Millard
Here's hoping you get that plane ticket. :) !

:D :D :D

[Jeseth Cloak]

A very merry unbirthday to me!!!! :crack :rollin

Oh, and a happy birthday to you, Lady De'Ville. :p

[Jubei SaDherat Vader]

Damn old lady

[Lilaena De'Ville]

WOohoo! Its my birthday!

Actually, it isn't, technically yet. Since I was born on the West Coast, and *I* am actually in Oregon now, its another 2 hours and 45 minutes until my birthday! *starts countdown watch*

[Lord Gue]

happy one-year-closer-to-death :angel
No, but seriously, Happy b-day to both of youse

[Lilaena De'Ville]

THanks. Happy Birthday to shellspark...I don't know you, but I'm being accused of BEING you, so where are ya?! Isn't this a good day for a birthday?

[Aurelias Kazaar]

Originally posted by Lilaena De'Ville
Actually, it isn't, technically yet. Since I was born on the West Coast, and *I* am actually in Oregon now, its another 2 hours and 45 minutes until my birthday! *starts countdown watch*


Hey! It's your birthday in the Middle America and on the East Coast.

:grumble Women, can never please 'em. Ever. Should be glad I posted at all. :grumble ;)

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:rant WHAT!? Why are you bashing women in my birthday thread! :cry

I'm a nice girl! Ask ANYONE! :cry :cry

[Lord Gue]

aww, he made her cry...
<h1>GET'M!!!!</h1>

[Taylor Millard]

Hello? Anyone?

Don't see no one named "Anyone". Is that like when the guy in the Odyssey (can only remember him by his Trojan name, Ulysses) said his name was 'Nobody'?

Feh. ;)

*Dodges Gue.

Get away from me. I don't know where you've been!

[Lord Gue]

hey now, im a bit larger than an asteriks, it wont stop me...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

*dries her tears* OKay okay its not that big of a deal.

One hour left until my birthday!

[Darth Viscera]

Happy birthday! :)

22, eh? You're roughly 3 years older than me. In 20 days (exactly) I'll be 19. But just you wait...one day I will be older than you! muwhahahha!

"Capital knockers, madam"

[Taylor Millard]

*

How about that asterik? ;)

*Runs away singing, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Holly. Happy birthday to you.

Ka-pppppwwwiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!!!!

[Lord Gue]

damn, ya got me, im only an inch tall...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Ka-pppppwwwiiiiinnnnngggggg!!!!!!!

What the heck was THAT?!

[Mortaniuss]

You sincerely don't want to know, madam.

[Taylor Millard]

The last cog in my fragile mind breaking. I think I'm on Charley-level insanity. Or close to it. ;)

[Lord Gue]

Charley on your six!!!! No, GREG!!!

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Trace Sha]

:lol

[Taylor Millard]

*Dodges left and right.

I can't shake it. Blast it Wedge where are you?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

15 minutes left!

[Taylor Millard]

Where in the blue hell is that cake I ordered. It was a 'special cake' :D

[Jeseth Cloak]

;; knocks Millard off his rocker. ;;

[Darth Turbogeek]

Your birthday?

You know what happens with Birthdays, right?

YOU GET......


FORCE FRYING PAN!!!


WHAM!!!!




---


YOU GET PANNED!!!! Happy Birthday Miss!

[Darth Viscera]

:lol

Capital knockers, madam!

[Lord Gue]

Wipes the corner of his mouth with his middle finger, a bit of icing coming off with it
Yes, where it that...oh, um, i'll be right back..
[I]Snakes out...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOOOHOOOOO!

And don't talk about my knockers, DV! *slaps him*

[Taylor Millard]

*Watches as Leather clad human comes out of cake singing happy birthday to De'Ville.

Happy B-day (officially) Holly.

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Comes in with a box full of door knockers DT stole from De'villes house::

Why cant we talk about yourknockers? Look, here's a brass one and here is a copper one....

[Taylor Millard]

*Walks over to box of knockers.

Oh look, a gold one!

[Darth Viscera]

*Observes the box*

"Oh yes, those ARE capital knockers!"

[Jeseth Cloak]

LD, how much would a good look at your knockers cost? :angel

[Taylor Millard]

*Grabs a batch of $20 bills.

Yeah how much! ;)

Although will this gold knocker work as payment?

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:mad

Stay away from me! No peep shows here! Ever!

:angel <--is me!

[Taylor Millard]

*Raises hands like Lando.

All right all right! We got it! We got it!

No Plane ticket for you then. :evil

[Lilaena De'Ville]

:lol FINE!

[Jeseth Cloak]

Well... it wouldn't be a peep show if we got to touch. That sounds workable...

[Lilaena De'Ville]

Jeseth! No one is working ANYTHING in this thread! *runs away*

[Taylor Millard]

Dangit!

*Puts away $100.

OH and I lost AIM connection. Sorry guys.

[Leeloo Mina]

Not even me? :( And I thought you loved me.. :lol

:p

[Lilaena De'Ville]

...I ...lied!

[Lord Gue]

tsk tsk tsk, gentlemans club indeed

[Taylor Millard]

You'll take the $100 but not money for a tattoo? Fine fine...*Hands LD the cash. Enjoy.

Now where are those knockers. Hey DT, You got a silver one around there somewhere?

[Leeloo Mina]

But! Heh.. damn. Everyone lies when they say they love me.. Not just online but offline as well..

I SUCK

[Lord Gue]

really now...
Taylor, gimme that $100

[Leeloo Mina]

......Actually.. I bite, very very hard.

Snaps her teeth at Gue

[Taylor Millard]

Not unless you strip down to what's left of your undies Gue.

And frankly, I do NOT WANT TO SEE THAT >_< >_< At all >_<

[Lilaena De'Ville]

o_O

O_o

[Lord Gue]

Really Leeloo, i can fly that way too
Blinks at Taylor
You asked for it...but im not wearing any undies..

[Leeloo Mina]

I don't think you'll be saying that when I bite off something.

Ah, wait. You don't have anything to bite off :)

[Taylor Millard]

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!


*Runs away as quickly as possible.

[Lord Gue]

Picks up the 100 as it wafts towards the ground
Now then, I do believe medical science has proven that sewing body parts back on works...

[Jeseth Cloak]

Not if she eats it...

[Lord Gue]

if it goes down her throat then ill give her 200

[Taylor Millard]

*Runs back and steals the hundred back

I got insurance to pay for and a plane ticket to buy!

[Lord Gue]

thats aight, cuase I..
Yanks it back while he listened
Sucka!
[i]runs

[Leeloo Mina]

I'll just bite it into little bitty pieces.. :evil

And I'll even swallow one little piece for two hundred =P

:lol

[Lord Gue]

:spank Bad you!

[Leeloo Mina]

Ahh!! ABUSE!! RAPE!!

[Lord Gue]

Bah, thats nothing, she yells that at the doctors all the time

[Leeloo Mina]

NO! I DON'T!!

I yell stuff like PROZAC!!! or DRUGS!!!! at them

[Lilaena De'Ville]

My Birthday thread has been ruined! :cry:cry:cry


You are ALLL dirty!

[Lord Gue]

with a triple L, thats bad...

we sowwy

[Jeseth Cloak]

DIRTY AS PIGS! :mneh :D

[Darth Turbogeek]

:: Gives lovely Dark Jedi De'ville a packet of Tim Tams::

[Taylor Millard]

I smell bacon. Elvis is in the kitchen...

No not me you ninny!

[Leeloo Mina]

I'm not dirty at all..


:angel

So, where'd that $100 get to?

[Admiral Lebron]

Well... since it's your birthday, I will say happy birthday. And since I'm Jewish I'll say Mazel Tov.