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Leeloo Mina

Dec 5th, 2001, 06:46:26 AM

So here I go and there you went...again Just another stupid thing that I done wrong. Locked up in my head, knocked down, beaten, left for dead With all those brilliant things I should have said. I gotta get away, and find something to do 'Cause everything I hear, everything I see, reminds me of you. Still counting the days I've been without you 1, 2, 3, 4... Still counting the days that you've been gone. Day one, was no fun. Day two, i hated you. By day three I wish you'd come right back to me. Day four, five and six, well I guess you just don't give a !$%#. Day seven, this is hell. this is hell. I gotta get away, and find something to do.But everything I hear, everything I see, reminds me of you...

Ack.. Um.. well, I was going to post a chistmas song. but..uh.. yeah, well. Goldfinger just sort of started playin...uh..so..

You're jewish, huh? Well, santa knows now ^_^

Sorsha Kasajian

Dec 5th, 2001, 12:12:17 PM

"I'm a perfect little angel."

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Nupraptor

Dec 5th, 2001, 12:15:57 PM

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Lord Gue

Dec 5th, 2001, 12:21:40 PM

Buddy, whataya see?
Alot more than I bargined for when I woke up this morning!

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 5th, 2001, 01:27:57 PM

if I said nice.....I'd be totally lying.....:wings

Ysanne Isard

Dec 5th, 2001, 01:32:32 PM

Time for me to go REAL quiet... ;)

Darth Viscera

Dec 5th, 2001, 01:46:19 PM

I'm in the clear; St. Claus and I have a few under-the-table dealings going on. Every year he gets a payoff (usually peanut butter cookiee dough blended with Turkish narcotics & stimulants, then baked at 425 degrees F for 22 minutes on the center rack), and I get a one-year "Nice" pass. I never give him the recipe, he just wonders why once a year he can "fly" for a night.

:rollin

Milivikal k'Vik

Dec 5th, 2001, 02:04:37 PM

Hes an evil Dikat ruling an interstellar empire who bakes drug laced cookies in his spare time. He wears a red suit and has a red nose and a tummy that rumbles like a bowl full of jelly.

They Fight Crime!

Admiral Lebron

Dec 5th, 2001, 03:09:27 PM

ROFLMAO!! :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 5th, 2001, 03:18:24 PM

:lol

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 5th, 2001, 03:22:42 PM

I've been good Santa. I spent all year crushing the Jedi's evil and tyranical hold on the galaxy, and doing away with nasty Sith. Now... WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS!?

imported_Firebird1

Dec 5th, 2001, 04:02:49 PM

Well, I haven't been exactly nice, but I did get Santa this Donut!
*Gives Donut to Santa.*

Jedah Lynch

Dec 5th, 2001, 05:13:51 PM

*Shakes Santas hand and then decapitates him with a broad sword*

Bah HUMBUG

Admiral Lebron

Dec 5th, 2001, 05:30:17 PM

YAY!

<-- Writes Jedah into the torah as a hero who slayed the vile Saint Nick of the chrisitans.

Alpha

Dec 5th, 2001, 05:37:54 PM

I was good this year...Except for putting the live snake in my principles desk, and using a fart machine on him too...But other than that...Oh and there was that other time.............

Santa Claus

Dec 5th, 2001, 09:03:52 PM

Ebeneezer Scrooge: Naughty
Lady Vader: ...very nice ;)
Leeloo Mina: (Hyper, but with a good heart) Nice
Sorsha: Naughty (check files 12K-56K)
Lebron: Nice (footnote: send Hannukah presents)
Isard: Naughty (check files in sub-basements 3-4)
Darth Viscera: Niiiiiice
Firebird: (eats donut...what, no jelly filled?) Naughty
Jedah Lynch: (Canadian...) Naughty ;)
Jeseth Cloak: (Pathological Liar) Naughty
Seer: (checks photo file) Nice :D
Alpha: Naughty (tsk tsk! Snakes?)
Milivikal kVik: (sense of humor) Nice

Now, who want to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Christmas? ::eyes twinkle::

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 5th, 2001, 09:10:31 PM

;; Rips Santa's head off and sets it on fire. ;;

That'll teach you! :shootin

Nupraptor

Dec 5th, 2001, 09:13:24 PM

And have I been Naughty or Nice, Mr. Claus? :angel

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 5th, 2001, 10:02:17 PM

;; Tosses him Santa's flaming head. ;;

I'm sure the answer's in there somewhere. :lol

Nupraptor

Dec 5th, 2001, 10:21:07 PM

:: contemplates gnawing on it, but thinks better of it so that he looks nice :: :D

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 5th, 2001, 10:55:30 PM

Next time, he better think twice about not giving me presents... :grumble

Ebeneezer Scrooge

Dec 5th, 2001, 10:57:15 PM

Originally posted by Santa Claus
Ebeneezer Scrooge: Naughty

Now, who want to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what they want for Christmas? ::eyes twinkle::

BAH! If there's anything more foolish than Christmas it's, telling Santa what they want for Christmas. HUMBUG!

Santa Claus

Dec 5th, 2001, 11:33:21 PM

Nupraptor: Nice (but bears watching for next year. Has naughty tendencies)
Jeseth: (Note: make it a very small lump of coal) Naughtier than I thought

Ebeneezer Scrooge, you need an attitude adjustment. Christmas is a time for giving, and for being of good cheer! Ho, ho, ho! ::belly jiggles like bowl full of jelly::

Now, I'm sure Lady Vader wants to tell me what she wants for Christmas...

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 5th, 2001, 11:44:55 PM

;; Kicks him in the mouth. ;;

Stay dead, you jolly old geezer!:mad

Darth Viscera

Dec 5th, 2001, 11:57:09 PM

Hey, stop killing my customers!

Ebeneezer Scrooge

Dec 6th, 2001, 12:12:34 AM

Originally posted by Santa Claus
Ebeneezer Scrooge, you need an attitude adjustment. Christmas is a time for giving, and for being of good cheer! Ho, ho, ho! ::belly jiggles like bowl full of jelly::

Then send three spirits and we'll talk. Preferably vodka, congac, and scotch.

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 6th, 2001, 01:11:09 AM

That's the spirit... ;)

Lady Vader

Dec 6th, 2001, 02:20:02 AM

Hmmm... let's see... what do I want for Christmas.

Ya know Santa... why don't you surprise me. :evil :mischief ;)

Taylor Millard

Dec 6th, 2001, 02:34:13 AM

:o I may not be Santa. But I'll put on a red suit and gain a few pounds for that one!

;) j/k sorta...I think... :mischief

Lilaena De'Ville

Dec 6th, 2001, 05:26:45 AM

Santa, I want a pony. I've been a goood girl, honest! :D

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 6th, 2001, 05:48:00 AM

Older women only want horses for one thing. I would know. I am a horse, of course.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 6th, 2001, 05:48:29 AM

Well, about your presents Jes.. My pimp says if I'm a really good hooker I might get enough to buy you an x-box by next christmas :(

uh, I mean..

I'm nice? WEE!

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 6th, 2001, 05:55:48 AM

I want hay for Christmas.... what, you don't beleive I'm really a horse?? I'll prove it!

Here's a picture of me with mom and dad last christmas...

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and here's one of me and my first girlfriend. Mom really wanted to take a picture of us before prom...

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ah... the fond memories I have of being a horse...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 6th, 2001, 05:57:29 AM

OOOH!! Then I want you for christmas. :p

Admiral Lebron

Dec 6th, 2001, 06:28:15 AM

I want to kill Jeseth. Melt his hoves to glue, sell his meat and make a fortune! (evil maiacal laugh)

Darth Vader

Dec 6th, 2001, 07:19:29 AM

Santa, I want a larger, more starfighter-resistant Death Star.

hhhhoooooohhhhhh.....paaaahhhhhhhh......hhhhoooooh hhhhhh......paaaahhhhhhh

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 6th, 2001, 11:39:02 AM

*smirks* jI'll tell jyou what jI want laterrr Sssanta......

:: Quote: Seer: (checks photo file) Nice::

what pjicsss arrre we talkjing about? ;)

Leeloo Mina

Dec 6th, 2001, 12:39:03 PM

Throws herself in front of Jes

You'll have to kill me FIRST!!(Not like you don't want to =P)

I mean, look at him! Doesn't he look so innocent and sweet???(yeah...right..)

Lt Lujayne Forge

Dec 6th, 2001, 12:56:09 PM

Santa I've been a good Rogue Squadron pilot. Do vaping TIEs count lol? I want a TIE Defender to infiltrate the Empire's defenses and take on Vader's ship personally. Then I want a good sig. :)

::Lieutenant Forge spots Darth Vader, drops her weapons and surrenders to him on the condition he requisitions her a TIE Defender.:::rollin

Live Wire

Dec 6th, 2001, 02:56:29 PM

I've been good at being evil. Does that count?

Lady Vader

Dec 6th, 2001, 04:51:27 PM

:lol @ Taylor!!!

:lol @ Jeseth!!!

Well, I'm evil. >D And evil shouldn't look this good. :p

So, yeah, LW, I think Santa will put ya on his "Good" list. :lol ;)

He better... or I'll be even more... evil. :mischief :wings

Leeloo Mina

Dec 6th, 2001, 08:08:33 PM

I talked to Jeseth on the phone this morning. He doesn't sound like a horse to me.

Milivikal k'Vik

Dec 6th, 2001, 09:04:13 PM

I'm evil, but I guess after 5000 years of sleep people forget.

Damned Jedi.

Darth Vader

Dec 6th, 2001, 09:22:44 PM

I've got a bum rap. They make a couple of movies about me and suddenly I'm a "bad" guy. I mean, if its in the movies, it must be true!

Lady Vader

Dec 6th, 2001, 10:14:04 PM

But bad guys are sooooo goooooooooooood! :mischief ;) :lol

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 6th, 2001, 11:54:04 PM

Especially when we're horses. I mean, seriously, who's ever actually thought a horse to be a threat? Then, just when they least expect it... BAM!
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Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 12:05:03 AM

If I seen a horse that looked like that I'd be scared.

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 7th, 2001, 12:29:16 AM

You should be...

Santa Claus

Dec 7th, 2001, 02:03:23 AM

Live Wire: Nice. Very Nice. ::give the a-ok sign while smiling, cheeks rosy::
Darth Vader: Naughty (SSD size lump of coal, christened the Bad Boy)

Jeseth, if you are a horse, I'll eat my hat. ::ho, ho, hos::

And lets not have anymore fat jokes aimed my way this year, okay? Why do you think I'm so hefty, after all? I have lots of running around I do on Chrismas Eve...I'm like a camel. All this you call "fat" is just my reserves. After I'm done, I'm skinnier than Nup. Mrs. Claus has to spend all year fattening me up again just so I will survive the next Christmas Eve!

Remember: Don't cry, and don't pout, and don't shoot people. That makes you naughty.

Also, if any women want to send me, um, proof that they are good, all pictures can be forwarded to santaclaus@thenorthpole.com Seer already sent hers. ::thumbs up sign:: Niiiiiice :D

imported_Firebird1

Dec 7th, 2001, 02:32:52 AM

VERY WELL SANTA!!!

SANTA WANTS A JELLY DONUT!!!

SANTA WILL NOW DO PUSHUPS....

Darth Vader

Dec 7th, 2001, 02:58:44 AM

One Death Star, Santa. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison at the North Pole.

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 7th, 2001, 03:04:02 AM

Whether I'm a horse or not, old man, you will be eating your hat this Christmas...

;; Laces the cookies with massive amounts of LSD, and drops a bit of liquified Cocaine into the milk. ;;

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 06:04:38 AM

:lol Watch out, Jes.. you do that and your supply might run low :p

Jedi Knight Aura

Dec 7th, 2001, 08:40:34 AM

::A Jedi graces the thread blowing kisses to all the male Sith::

Santa just give me a Sith to turn to the lightside. :):angel

Trace Sha

Dec 7th, 2001, 08:54:22 AM

:eek ;) :mischief

:: is a sucker for red-heads ::

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Jeseth Cloak

Dec 7th, 2001, 08:55:01 AM

o_O

O_o

o.o

Did I mention that I'm in the mood to renounce evil..?

By the way, anyone who believes that Jeseth Cloak is ready to renounce evil must have slipped their hand into the LSD-laced cookie jar.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 09:38:30 AM

Mm.. cookies

Jedi Knight Aura

Dec 7th, 2001, 09:45:03 AM

:) O_o :rollin

::Aura is a sucker for handsome Sith as she winks at Trace::

Trace Sha

Dec 7th, 2001, 09:53:23 AM

:D

:: Considers what he wants for Christmas as he looks right at it. ::

:wings

Jedi Knight Aura

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:00:57 AM

::Aura has herself gift wrapped and sent to Trace with the sign, 'dont kill till after xmas':::p

Trace Sha

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:03:37 AM

:: Is evil and impatient so he unwraps the gift early. ::

>D

Jedi Knight Aura

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:12:26 AM

::Aura blushes as he may have unwrapped too much:: :)

Trace Sha

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:16:24 AM

:D

:: Promises not to kill her untill after Christmas with only one condition..... ::

;)

Jeseth Cloak

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:29:40 AM

:lol

;; Sends Trace a video camera for Christmas so he can record the condition and mail back a copy. ;;

:)

Jedi Knight Aura

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:08:38 AM

What condition lol?

Trace Sha

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:14:36 AM

I think Jeseth is on the right track.

:angel

Laran Katern

Dec 7th, 2001, 01:50:39 PM

* dyes his hair so it's not red anymore *

That should keep trace away now

hehehe

Santa Claus

Dec 7th, 2001, 04:25:07 PM

Aura: Naughty (Try the "I turned a Sith to the lightside" again next year, dear)
Trace Sha: Naughty (Send me a copy of the condition tape and I'll reconsider)
Laran Katern: Nice

Jeseth, you're still not earning any points with me. And Darth Vader, sir, I'll be more than happy to deliver your Death Star for Christmas morning. Don't worry, it will be completed this time, no assembly required. Mrs. Claus will even gift wrap it and include some of her cider for the troops.

::eyes twinkle:: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Darth Vader

Dec 7th, 2001, 04:29:54 PM

I want two Death Stars for Christmas, Santa.

imported_Arriana Rezner

Dec 7th, 2001, 04:42:32 PM

:cry

imported_Firebird1

Dec 7th, 2001, 04:53:59 PM

Santa start pushing...

Admiral Lebron

Dec 7th, 2001, 05:25:49 PM

Santa. For hanukka,
I want a sun crusher the first night.
I want a shipyard night two.
Night three: A fleet of SDs
Night four: Starfighters for the fleet of SDs.
Night five: All the planets in the NR.
Night Six: My very on Eclipse Star Destroyer.
Night Seven: A thousand more SDs.
Night Eight: Princess Leia :D ;)

Ryu Warusa

Dec 7th, 2001, 05:28:01 PM

I've been good. I want a death star as well.

Admiral Lebron

Dec 7th, 2001, 05:42:10 PM

My sun crusher will take you all down.

Lord Gue

Dec 7th, 2001, 09:14:47 PM

Sits in front of an old fashoined writing desk, with a writing feather in hand, an old peice of parchment in front of him as he diped his pen in the ink well...
Dear Santa,
I know I havent been the best person this year, what with all the dead and evil things ive done, but if given a chance I think I'll change. I mean, when a person does something nice for someone else, does it not start a cycle for better things to follow. What I ask is that you simply start that cycle. Just gimme what I want and Il change, honest engine.
He wondered when in the high name of scott he was doing this all old fashioned, but he continued...
Listen, all I want is my beloved back, and If anyone can do that its you. Santa, please give me back Jen.
Ever yours,
Michael Gue
P.S. If ya dont, I'll kill ya sucka....
[I]He folded up the paper, placing it in an old fashoined message bouy and sent it off...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 10:56:45 PM

Santa, I want Jeseth for christmas.

Lord Gue

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:08:27 PM

Thats it, no one else Santa for anything else, else those of us who already did wont get nothin. Just to prove my willingness..
Pulls out his sawed-off 12 gauge shotgun, firing it off into the air. A sleigh bell rouckus can be heard far away as can a falling sleigh, looking back real hard Gue says[/i]
Oh dear lord..er, nm. Yall get the idea...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:12:54 PM

HEY!!

>=[

Now you have to go wrap Jeseth yourself and send him to me!

Lord Gue

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:16:25 PM

No way, I gots lotsa bald midgets to do that for me...
Say, wanna bald midget instead??

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:17:39 PM

No! I don't want a bald midget!!

Starts to cry

I want Jeseth with christmas!! :(:(:(

Pouts

Lord Gue

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:27:39 PM

Well, comon, some good pants, a wig, fairy wings, stilts, ya wont know the diff...
Can see this isnt working
Okay, jes it is, ill see what I can do...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:30:03 PM

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YAY!

Jyener Celchu

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:42:28 PM

Hi Santa :wave

What list am I on?

*Hands him a 50 and some cookies when no one's looking*

Lord Gue

Dec 7th, 2001, 11:44:47 PM

Thought that cheer ya up...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 8th, 2001, 12:17:07 AM

NO SANTA!! DONT EAT THEM!!

Throws herself on the cookies and waits a few moments before getting up and shrugging

..well.. I was told they were gonna blow up..

The cookies explode, showering everyone with chocolate

Uh..oops?

And gue, I'll expect my Jeseth by christmas eve!!

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 8th, 2001, 01:36:58 AM

*has a feeling it would be hard for Santa to get what she wants* :cat :mischief

imported_Firebird1

Dec 8th, 2001, 01:37:41 AM

Quick, rush him, we're not getting anywhere!

Leeloo Mina

Dec 8th, 2001, 02:10:38 AM

Wonders if Santa will give you presents you'll just end up being bad with

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 8th, 2001, 02:34:27 AM

*wonders how many more pics she would have to send to Santa to get what she wants*

Leeloo Mina

Dec 8th, 2001, 03:26:28 AM

Hurry up and give me Jeseth! I want to ride him!

Admiral Lebron

Dec 8th, 2001, 11:23:47 AM

ROFLMAO :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

Melusine Galelei

Dec 8th, 2001, 11:30:46 AM

--Pokes Arri-- Nyah. :mneh

:lol I just remembered. I'm forbidden from going to see Mall Santa's... They're always guys under 21 here. ^_^; :angel

Laran Katern

Dec 8th, 2001, 03:38:11 PM

Christmas....BAH HUMBUG

I'm the Scrinch when it comes to Christmas, worse then scrooge and the Grinch combined!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Admiral Lebron

Dec 8th, 2001, 04:31:30 PM

<-- Jewish.. beats you all when it comes to being a scrooge!

Leeloo Mina

Dec 8th, 2001, 04:42:44 PM

I'm only in it for the presents!

Lord Gue

Dec 8th, 2001, 06:39:22 PM

No worrys, the Gue's got everything under control

Leeloo Mina

Dec 8th, 2001, 08:19:19 PM

Yeah, well. I'd better get my Jeseth! :crack

Lord Gue

Dec 8th, 2001, 08:46:36 PM

Like I said, no worrys, an elephants fatefull 100%

Vestec Za Temonta

Dec 8th, 2001, 10:06:53 PM

I thought it was faithful...

...And are you saying you're an elephant, Gue? :p

Alpha

Dec 8th, 2001, 10:11:54 PM

*sends Santa a couple metric tons of shrooms, and attaches a not to it*

The note says: "Now am I on the good list? I want a few dozen new swords, a couple shurikens, some daggers, a few Sith's heads (Hobgoblin, Sorsha, Itala Marzullo, ect) on pikes, poleaxes, halberds, every type of martial arts weapon known to man, every bladed weapon known to man.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 9th, 2001, 01:30:51 AM

You're picky! I just asked for one little dark jedi, just one!! And you're asking for lots of weapons! :darkangel

Santa Claus

Dec 9th, 2001, 02:09:29 AM

Darth Vader, sir, I'll put the elves on double shifts to get two Death Stars finished for you. The second one may be unfinished on Christmas, due to the vast amount of resources I will need to scrounge up to complete them both...

::thinks about Lebron's request::

Lebron, I cannot get you a Sun Crusher. End of story. Its not possible. HOWEVER, I think I can accomodate the last request you had.

Gue, one Jen is on the way. ::packages up two blow up dolls, one for Lebron and one for Gue::

Leeloo, I can't catch Jeseth and still have enough energy left to deliever all the presents. But here's a saddle, to help you ride him. Check your stocking on Christmas morning for the riding whip. ;) Ho, ho, ho!

Alpha: Naughty still! (asking for weapons as gifts makes you MORE naughty!)

imported_Firebird1

Dec 9th, 2001, 05:19:46 AM

:angel

*Gives Santa a footlocker.*

Darth Vader

Dec 9th, 2001, 05:40:08 AM

Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate your elves...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 9th, 2001, 08:05:19 AM

Originally posted by Santa Claus
Leeloo, I can't catch Jeseth and still have enough energy left to deliever all the presents. But here's a saddle, to help you ride him. Check your stocking on Christmas morning for the riding whip. ;) Ho, ho, ho!

:crack

:mischief :angel

:D ;)

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 09:09:18 AM

So we meet again,Santa. I will finally over-power you and your pansy-elves with my commericalists ideals. Noone is to bad for my list. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Leeloo Mina

Dec 9th, 2001, 01:53:39 PM

Oops. I forgot to say thanks Santa ;)

Harry - Maybe you can bring me Jeseth to go with the saddle and whip :lol:lol

Alpha

Dec 9th, 2001, 02:03:14 PM

Harry~Can I have my weapons?

Santa~Can I at least have some C4 to blow up my principle's car? Or maybe a few hamsters to drive my cats nuts?

Hey Sanata, didn't you like my shrooms? They were high quality stuff. I got them from the supplyer at my school...:)

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 03:28:32 PM

Leeloo- Sure. You can ride him all day and night long.

Alpha- Naah. But here have a machine gun instead.

Oh wait.. for you to be able to get presents from me you must convert to Orthadox Judiasm or Conservitive.

Alpha

Dec 9th, 2001, 03:42:29 PM

*runs away with the gun, laughing maniacly

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 04:21:10 PM

HEY! You didn't convert!

*Draws a revolver and shoots Alpha*

Nupraptor

Dec 9th, 2001, 04:28:46 PM

I'm not Jewish, but I do believe that it's spelled "Chanukah". :p

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 04:43:26 PM

Actually, there are several ways to spell Hanukkah, it all depends on how you interpret it and how your accent says it. In Isreal, it's Chanukkah, because they have a light ch sound. In South-East American it's Hanukkah, because we puncuate the HAN.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 9th, 2001, 06:13:25 PM

Originally posted by Hanukkah Harry
Leeloo- Sure. You can ride him all day and night long.

YAY!! hehehehehehe...:angel

awww...we have to convert first? :( How about you give us the gifts then we'll see how great Hanukkah is! and then we'll convert!

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 06:29:58 PM

Heheheheheheheh.. wait a great idea. How about NO! Are you thinking I'm stupid no! I am trying to get converts.. err.. I shouldn't have said that.

Lord Gue

Dec 9th, 2001, 07:15:00 PM

~tosses a pail of water on Harry~
OMG! You were on fire!

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 07:23:20 PM

Watches as Gue, messes with a Jewish person, a chosen person of god. And watches a lightning bolt smite him.

HAR HAR HAR! Aren't you the funny one gue?

Lord Gue

Dec 9th, 2001, 07:53:48 PM

~Grins a smug little grin~
Im an aithiest, your lightning bolt hurling has about as much effect on me as the stone gods of easter island would have if they stepped on you...

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 08:32:40 PM

Draws the revolver he shot Alpha with and shoots gue.

Lord Gue

Dec 9th, 2001, 08:41:09 PM

Even if you were to shoot a quake railgun at me, it would never go that far

Alpha

Dec 9th, 2001, 09:19:06 PM

Alpha dodges the shot, and mentions that he is a chooser, meaning he takes pieces from all religions.

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 09:26:31 PM

Has a magic bullet that hits Alpha. :Shootin

Take that ya non-Jew!

Jyener Celchu

Dec 9th, 2001, 09:34:14 PM

Shouldn't Santa and Harry be the same person? Both religions are basically the same thing.

Hanukkah Harry

Dec 9th, 2001, 09:50:42 PM

Well for starters kid, I'm really, Harry the Hanukkah Elf. Made soley for comericalism. While Santa, was a real person. But, I have more power then him.

Lilaena De'Ville

Dec 10th, 2001, 02:43:27 AM

Im an aithiest, your lightning bolt hurling has about as much effect on me as the stone gods of easter island would have if they stepped on you...

I learned in philosophy, just because you don't believe something, doesn't mean that is it not true. Conversely, just because you believe something, that doesn't MAKE it true.

If there if a God, (as I believe there is) it doesn't matter if you're an atheist or not. If He struck you with lightening, you'd feel it. :P You wouldn't be able to say, "Hang on, I dont' believe in you, so you can't DOOooo anything to me!"

And Santa isn't a religion, any more than Hannukah is a religion. Hannukah is a religious holiday, just as Christmas is/WAS at one point. Santa is NOT a part of religious part of Christmas. Ever seen a nativity scene?

*pokes*

Santa *wasn't* one of the three wise men.

Okay Christmas rant over. :) *hands Santa a bottle of sparkling cider, and smiles* I like to light candles on Christmas, you should stick around when you stop by... ;)

Taylor Millard

Dec 10th, 2001, 03:15:53 AM

Out of curiousity, Santa. What kind of cigar would you like waiting for you when you get to my house?

A Romeo y Julieta Churchill en Tubos (fav of Winston Churchill)
A Fuente Fuente Opus X (very, very rare cigar)
A Padron Anniversario (Another rare cigar)

Will that work? Or do you want some Milk and Cookies and some cheese maybe. Or a cold beer? Whatta ya want?

Ebeneezer Scrooge

Dec 10th, 2001, 03:18:06 AM

Christmas...Presents...cigars...

BAH HUMBUG! Even a lump of coal would be too much for me. You would have to pay the fee to get into my house Santa.

HUMBUG!

Severen Morkonis

Dec 10th, 2001, 11:30:27 PM

Gue mate...whats your AOL dood need a chat with ya

Lady Vader

Dec 11th, 2001, 05:02:28 AM

Hey, Vader! If Elves are anything like mice (minus the fur and tail), just lemme at em!!! >D

So, who's gonna get me some catnip? Better yet... who wants to be my catnip? :mischief :smokin

Severen Morkonis

Dec 11th, 2001, 11:20:56 AM

'Ill be your catnip'...he says with big shiny puppy dog eyes

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 11th, 2001, 11:36:50 AM

:lol

TheHolo.Net

Dec 11th, 2001, 11:49:06 AM

Waits to see if the trap he expects, is about to be sprung.

Live Wire

Dec 11th, 2001, 02:35:52 PM

*waves a bag of green tea in front of LV*

Vega Van-Derveld

Dec 11th, 2001, 02:38:20 PM

:D LL is gonna kick someones ass. :lol

Lord Gue

Dec 11th, 2001, 06:34:24 PM

As for lightning not affecting aithiest's, I was just usin an example, for some reason I had a thought of zues thrownin lightning bolts at me. Actually, to say im aithiest is incorrect, Id like to be a buddhist, but I like non-essentail stuff way too much.

As for my AIM name, currently it's Xoticprinces234, but then again, its not my nic. Ask who your talking to before you try and contact me please...

Santa Claus

Dec 11th, 2001, 09:04:39 PM

Ho, ho, ho! Lady Vader, I'm sending you an extra special present this year...in fact, I'm delivering it last, so I can help you, um, unwrap it. ::eyes twinkle:: My wife and I have this understanding...

::ahem!::

Darth Vader, my elves are working around the clock. They need no more pursuasion, trust me.

Taylor Millard, I don't smoke cigars, preferring the pipe, actually. But I like chocolate chip cookies and milk. :D

And I'm dropping off a brand new menorah for Hannukah Harry, just in time for the last day of Hannukah. I wouldn't mind some potato pancakes... :P But if not, Hostess Cupcakes work just as well.

Moltar

Dec 11th, 2001, 09:44:46 PM

Now your Santa right....

Taylor Millard

Dec 12th, 2001, 03:12:40 AM

Hey Santa what kind of pipe tobacco?

I got Aristocrat (which has been the best selling tobacco in the world for like 20 years)

I got an interesting Cherry-laced blend I came up with.

Plus I got the blend McClelland researched and said it's close to Watson's.

And I got Black Shag which is what Holmes smoked.

Just let me know. I'll have it for you. And Chocolate Chip cookies and milk

Lilaena De'Ville

Dec 12th, 2001, 03:35:31 AM

[Cookie Monster]Cooooookieees! *munchmunchmunch* [/Cookie Monster]

If Santa doesn't want the cookies, send 'em my way!

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 03:37:03 AM

Well the only reason I ask is because of...well I met a Santa once...one who wanted many teeth....

Lady Vader

Dec 12th, 2001, 04:57:53 AM

:lol at Sieken and Vega!!!

Understandings are a good thing, Santa. And, yeah, I may need help unwrapping. I never turn down help in the unwrapping department. :mischief

:lol @ LW!!!

*Keeps her eye on the bag of green tea. Tictoc, tictoc, tictoc...*

Now, if ya add some Vodka with that bag of green tea... :lol

Darth Vader

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:18:01 AM

Mister Kasstra...I suggest running.

:: Vader turned to Santa ::

You will clear all inbound presents to Lady Vader with me

Lady Vader

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:21:44 AM

O_o

Just remember to be nice to Santa. He is, after all, making ya those Death Stars. :rollin

*Thinks about Vodka and green tea.*

Wonder what kind of mix that would be? Not to mention how one would react afterwards. :crack

Leeloo Mina

Dec 12th, 2001, 06:58:29 AM

o_O You guys steal my crack?

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:01:06 AM

I'm serious here, you don't know what you are dealing with!

That Bizzaro Santa is a mean one.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:04:47 AM

Where's Brak?

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:06:16 AM

I don't know, I think he's in the window screaming something about beans and their comming at him.
I think he stole your crack...

Leeloo Mina

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:11:17 AM

No, actually..he's my supplier..

Beans?!! ATTACKING?!! =P

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:12:24 AM

Yeah... uh but that might just be Metallo trying to get him inside though.

Leeloo Mina

Dec 12th, 2001, 07:52:36 AM

Outside, inside it's all the same

Think OUTSIDE the box

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 09:57:24 AM

No, I mean inside...he's outside the studio. He was alright a few hours ago, but now...He claming that someone named Thundercles needs his help...

You know ever since he moved back in with his parents he has gone nuts like this on a regular basis!

Taylor Millard

Dec 12th, 2001, 02:16:31 PM

Originally posted by Santa Claus
Ho, ho, ho! Lady Vader, I'm sending you an extra special present this year...in fact, I'm delivering it last, so I can help you, um, unwrap it. ::eyes twinkle:: My wife and I have this understanding...

Let me guess...caught Mrs. Claus playing with the battery powered toys and the elves in the factory again.

;)

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 12th, 2001, 02:23:07 PM

*wonders if it'll change her standings with Santa if she mentions this character has a son*

Leeloo Mina

Dec 12th, 2001, 02:36:50 PM

....If I get more presents, I have a son! :p

j/k

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 12th, 2001, 03:13:28 PM

:lol not what jI meant.....

Spaceghost

Dec 12th, 2001, 03:37:23 PM

I want a television show where I can flex alot and nag famous people
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Jeseth Cloak

Dec 12th, 2001, 04:29:48 PM

It's my show. Go away.

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:09:37 PM

Whatever....

Harvey Birdman

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:24:22 PM

Go back to hosting Toonami Moltar. This is my show now! >D ....|I :zzz

Seerrasseei Tsseerra

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:28:23 PM

well I look good still with Morrouw anyway.....

http://www.gizba.com/x/cordeliasan/Seerandmorrouw.jpg

Moltar

Dec 12th, 2001, 05:44:29 PM

I don't host the show, that's Space Ghosts job!

Vestec Za Temonta

Dec 12th, 2001, 06:05:18 PM

...I was gonna say something here... But then I forgot.

--Blinks-- Santa, can I have little green alien figures to complete my army? (Yes, I actually have a collecting of 25 cent Green Alien figures from a bubble gum machine.)

Severen Morkonis

Dec 13th, 2001, 10:07:45 AM

[trying to annoy vadar] Mister Vadar i have one HELL! of a big crush on laday vadar so..NEERR! [/trying to annoy vadar]

As for the catnip thing....i thought you ment it :(...

HEY Santy Poohs can i have a ham sandwich mate??

Santa Claus

Dec 13th, 2001, 02:55:08 PM

::sends Sieken a SpellChecker for Christmas:: Honestly, Santa needs to be able to read your list!

Leeloo Mina

Dec 13th, 2001, 03:19:58 PM

I want my own TV show. But not for christmas. I want it NOW.

Severen Morkonis

Dec 13th, 2001, 04:20:52 PM

**Sends Back the Spell checker cuz' he got that last year and got board of it and also sends Santa a Back his Black Ops elves who are all stuffed in a box tangled round eatchother muttering prayers to themselves**