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Morgan Evanar
Dec 5th, 2001, 12:30:06 AM
They Fight Crime! (http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm)
Taylor Millard
Dec 5th, 2001, 12:34:15 AM
:lol He's an underprivileged arachnophobic romance novelist from a doomed world. She's a disco-crazy tempestuous opera singer who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

Sounds like a hit series to me! :lol
Morgan Evanar
Dec 5th, 2001, 12:35:58 AM
He's an uncontrollable Catholic househusband moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a sharp-shooting nymphomaniac bodyguard with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 5th, 2001, 01:27:13 AM
:p


He's a scarfaced voodoo ex-con possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a transdimensional bisexual mechanic operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!


:lol
Taylor Millard
Dec 5th, 2001, 02:14:13 AM
What the devil LD?

:lol

He's a hate-fuelled zombie househusband looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a pregnant streetsmart politician with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

:lol
Taylor Millard
Dec 5th, 2001, 02:19:24 AM
With my luck this'll be me...


He's a cosmopolitan cigar-chomping widower with his own daytime radio talk show. She's an otherworldly sweet-toothed inventor looking for a cure to the poison coursing through her veins.They fight crime!

:lol
Sanis Prent
Dec 5th, 2001, 02:50:01 AM
He's a jaded playboy firefighter looking for 'the Big One.' She's a cosmopolitan motormouth schoolgirl with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

LOL gotta love that one.
Lady Vader
Dec 5th, 2001, 04:29:44 AM
:lol

He's a scarfaced guitar-strumming househusband on a mission from God. She's a cosmopolitan junkie safe cracker who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

:lol

Oh the mental image these things bring!!!
ReaperFett
Dec 5th, 2001, 05:17:45 AM
He's a suicidal gay messiah on the wrong side of the law. She's an elegant tempestuous queen of the dead with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!
Leeloo Mina
Dec 5th, 2001, 06:00:20 AM
He's an oversexed Jewish gentleman spy with acid for blood. She's a a pregnant out-of-work mermaid from beyond the grave. They fight crime!



:lol :lol
Admiral Lebron
Dec 5th, 2001, 06:07:36 AM
He's a shy coffee-fuelled sorceror who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a foxy mute Valkyrie in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!
Leeloo Mina
Dec 5th, 2001, 06:20:33 AM
:lol Thats it! I'm going to start cranking out novels like this!
Darth Viscera
Dec 5th, 2001, 07:42:55 AM
He's a globe-trotting guitar-strumming dwarf in a wheelchair. She's a foxy green-skinned wrestler trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Lord Gue
Dec 5th, 2001, 10:04:52 AM
He's a superhumanly strong guitar-strumming inventor on the run. She's a violent mute vampire looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

HA!
Severen Morkonis
Dec 5th, 2001, 11:49:53 AM
He's a witless native American paranormal investigator with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a provocative cigar-chomping angel from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!

.....right....
Vega Van-Derveld
Dec 5th, 2001, 01:56:31 PM
He's a leather-clad hunchbacked astronaut looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a radical Bolivian queen of the dead with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

o_O
Nathanial K'cansce
Dec 5th, 2001, 06:54:55 PM
Mer...


He's a fast talking overambitious sorceror with no name. She's a bloodthirsty kleptomaniac mermaid who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!
Garrett Blade
Dec 8th, 2001, 08:30:24 PM
He's a cyborg necrophiliac in Tweenie's underwear on a mission from Tony Danzer wielding a scratch card. She's a stigmatised half-albatross-half man from Glendale with a grudge against Bungle and the power to windows . They fight crime.
Moltar
Dec 12th, 2001, 06:58:01 AM
He's a lonely neurotic boxer who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a sharp-shooting junkie politician on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit. They fight crime!

Sure, thats what they all say....

I have a basement full of them!
Live Wire
Dec 13th, 2001, 02:59:26 PM
I just had to get in on this one....lol


He's a superhumanly strong one-eyed librarian who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a vivacious snooty mercenary with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!
Lilaena De'Ville
Dec 14th, 2001, 04:27:43 AM
He's a sword-wielding moralistic paramedic with nothing left to lose. She's a sharp-shooting belly-dancing mercenary descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

and....

He's a time-tossed white trash stage actor in drag. She's a mentally unstable green-skinned vampire with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

:lol:lol:lol