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Lord Gue
Oct 29th, 2001, 07:20:43 PM
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Seth Darkserpent
Oct 29th, 2001, 08:03:46 PM
Of course it's about the pay! Stormtroopers are people too, with families they need to take care of!
Sanis Prent
Oct 29th, 2001, 08:38:38 PM
Join the Empire.
Fire inaccurate weapons at point blanc range and miss.
Get shot by Rebel with a pistol from half a mile away.
Admiral Lebron
Oct 29th, 2001, 08:50:01 PM
Well duh. Wouldn't be fun with out being shot by a weak weapon from half a mile away.
Dyne Darkforce
Oct 29th, 2001, 11:17:04 PM
:lol
Sanis Prent
Oct 29th, 2001, 11:23:13 PM
Did any rebel ever break a sweat when TK421 said "There he is, blast him"?

I swear, they're all genetically engineered to be severely nearsighted, and have parkinson's disease.
Dyne Darkforce
Oct 29th, 2001, 11:25:34 PM
I would have to agree on that, they suck at accuracy.
Taylor Millard
Oct 29th, 2001, 11:47:07 PM
This is why Navy's the way to go. More X-Wings were destroyed than Rebels shot. :)
Admiral Lebron
Oct 30th, 2001, 02:40:08 PM
Well.. when the Empire put people in stormtrooper progam, it made them machines like it said in the books. Only machines without any programing. That's why the rebels won. They were educated fighters.
Sanis Prent
Oct 30th, 2001, 02:49:08 PM
Educated = they know how to aim?
Jyener Celchu
Oct 30th, 2001, 03:43:18 PM
Guerilla tactics. Watch the Patriot.
Sanis Prent
Oct 30th, 2001, 03:44:53 PM
Yeah...but AIMING. C'mon! Point a gun, shoot it! :)
Jyener Celchu
Oct 30th, 2001, 03:48:19 PM
:lol

Like this?

*Sanis falls within sights*

:shootin
Domini Leveresk
Oct 30th, 2001, 10:19:10 PM
"Honey, I'm home!"

"Oh, hello dear! I just got this poster in the mail. It's for you!"

"Hey! I'm expendable!"

Right. Sounds like the ideal campain.
Lord Gue
Oct 31st, 2001, 09:11:48 AM
Its not their fault, it was destined for them to not have any aim. I mean really, what would have happened if they had shot the main characters?
Seth Darkserpent
Oct 31st, 2001, 03:40:13 PM
Actually, wouldn't all the Stormtroopers that actually had aim be promoted?
Admiral Lebron
Oct 31st, 2001, 04:19:57 PM
Yes. Therefore they were taken out of infantry and given desk jobs.